Devil's Department Store

"Here is the most delicious food and the most mellow aging wine in the world. This is the seventh hell, the territory of His Majesty the Demon Lord Beelzebub! The seven demon kings who rule hell will hold the Tenth Demon King Gathering here, and their discussions will lead The people of hell spend the next three centuries—”

The ceremonial officer stood on the resplendent high platform and finished speaking in a loud voice, and the demons who came to watch the ceremony below gave out cheers.

Belphegor, who was sitting in the car, heard the slogan that hadn't changed for thousands of years, and his first reaction was not to think about when he could go to bed as usual, but that it was already the [-]th fucking time. How much money did Mamen cheat!

Then His Majesty the Demon King came to his senses again, showing a helpless and sweet smile.

Miser really had a great influence on him.

The meeting of the devil kings will be held in the Seventh Hell. At that time, seven devil kings except Lucifer and Samael will gather in the palace of Beelzebub to have a tea...conversation every 300 years.

And the outside of the palace will not be deserted. Mamen has already prepared various shows that the people of hell like, and they will perform on stage in turn-of course, the tickets are charged, and they are not cheap.

However, demons are born to pursue the strong, no matter how expensive it is, as long as they can get closer to the seven demon kings, someone will always buy it.

Belphegor is usually the last devil to come, and he sleeps as soon as he enters the arena, sleeps until the end, and then goes back home.But this time, Miser "accidentally" crossed out many projects that cost only time and energy when crossing out many mamen's money-losing projects, so that the first hell started preparations early, Belphinger Then he didn't have time to sleep in. Instead, he was the fourth Demon King to arrive.

When Belphegor walked into the hall, he ran into Leviathan, the demon king of the Fourth Hell. The latter sized him up and said with a smile, "It's a good outfit."

This is of course, compared to Mammon who always thinks about where to save costs, the demons of the first hell are of course more concerned about their own demon king's dresses, using the best materials and the most delicate craftsmanship.

Originally, Belphegor ignored such meaningless flattery, but when he thought of who this dress was for, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up.

Are you envious?My wife decides.

Leviathan looked at his face, and smiled again: "You look good, too."

Belphegor hooked the corner of his mouth and said, "Thank you for the compliment."

jealous?I have a wife.

The corner of Leviathan's mouth twitched, and he entered the scene first.

Belphegor took a few more steps forward, and another demon king came towards him. It was Azazel, the demon king of the sixth hell. Belphegor softened his indifferent expression when he saw him.

Except for certain reasons, the other party is also the only one among the nine demon kings who has a family like him, but Azazel's wife is a human being and died when he was an angel.

Angels can't play with human souls like demon kings, and dead people won't come back.

Belphegor doesn't often think about other people's stories, but when he sees Azazel, he still sighs that sometimes it's not a good thing to meet the right person too early, and it's just right like him.

It wouldn't work 200 years earlier, Belphegor thought, he had learned some experience from Mammon in the way of transforming souls, otherwise Miser might be a little fool now.

There was no expression on Azazel's face, but he just said to Belphegor, "Congratulations."

Although the matter of Belphegor and Miser was not widely publicized, the Demon King has his own channels, and even if he doesn't deliberately inquire about it, he can still know the plot is almost the same.

Belphegor smiled and said, "Thank you."

Azazel twitched the corner of his mouth and asked, "Did you answer the last question?"

"I thought I'd already said that," Belphegor said.

Azazel looked at him as if he was remembering something. It took him a long time to smile and said, "I'm asking about your answer."

Belphegor also smiled, and said, "I'm sorry, but strictly speaking, I'm not considered a married person right now. The answer may take a while to tell you."

Azazel didn't mean to be unhappy, he just nodded and said, "I'm looking forward to it."

"Oh, right," Belphegor remembered something and asked, "Where is Mammon?"

Azazel: "... Seriously?"

Belphegor laughed.

"Okay," Azazel said with a helpless look on his face, "he hid in the back garden."

"Thanks." Belphegor said.

"Take it easy," Azazel said slowly, "after all, the meeting is about to begin."

Belphegor raised his eyebrows, turned around and left without answering.

About half an hour later, Belphegor and Mammon came back together. The former had no expression on his face, while the latter was trying to arrange the hem of his dress.

After taking his seat, the demon king Mostima approached Mammon with a smile and asked, "Have you been beaten?"

Mammon ignored him.

Mostima, who was also cheated of money, was so happy: "It deserves it!"

Mammon: "..."

The Greed Demon King rolled his huge eyes.

Abaddon was the last one among the seven demon kings to arrive. As soon as he entered the door, he heard Beelzebub coldly whizzing: "I've been late for so long, the food is cold, you don't need to eat."

"What?!" Abaddon died of grievance, looked at Belphegor who had already laid down early and said, "I thought I wasn't the last one! Isn't Belphegor always late for two hours!"

Belphegor bent his lips and said, "I'm sorry for arriving early this time."

Abaddon took his seat with a sad face, and the seven demon kings officially arrived. Seeing this, the attendants in the palace left quietly one after another. The issues discussed by the demon kings were not something demons of their status could listen to.

Abaddon had nothing to eat, so he looked at the others, and found that only Belphegor was different from them. The seat was spacious and luxurious, and he was able to hold a meeting half-lying. ? Why is the seat so comfortable!"

The corner of Mamen's mouth twitched. He didn't want to tell Abaddon, a fool, that not only was he not charged, he was also deducted a lot of money and was beaten! ! !

Belphegor smiled smugly, and said, "Recognize the reality, there are some things that you can't envy."

The demon kings who knew the truth all showed gritty expressions. Only Abaddon refused to admit defeat, pushed out the fifteen gold cups stacked in front of him, pointed to a wine cup in front of Belphegor, and proudly said: "Change What's the use of a seat, hahahaha, you don't have as many cups as I do this time!"

Belphegor: "..."

Belphegor couldn't help looking at the red-haired demon king with the eyes of a fool, and then found that the other five demon kings around him also looked at Abaddon with the same eyes as him.

Belphegor came to his senses, shit, wouldn't this group of guys look at him and Abaddon with this kind of eyes in every previous Demon King Gathering?

After all, Abaddon only had fifteen cups, and he had twenty!Thinking about it, I felt so angry, I saw a ghost, I had no choice but to beat up Mamen again after the meeting...

Mammon: "..."

Mamen died unjustly. He definitely didn't think that Belphinger was more deceitful than Barton. He sold more cups to the former simply because Belphinger was richer. With the income of the third hell, he Wouldn't Abaddon go bankrupt if he sold a few more cups?

The demon kings at the table had their own ideas, but in the end Beelzebub, who was the host, smoothed things over and said, "Forget it, then fill Abaddon's cup with wine."

As soon as he finished speaking, wine poured out of the golden cup in front of Abaddon. The red-haired demon king had no time to worry about anything else, and drank happily.

Seeing this, Belphinger scratched the fried eggs on the plate with a fork, and sighed in his heart, his Miser is really good in this aspect, even if he has never attended the meeting of the devil king, he knows that the waiter's fee is unnecessary Well, Mamen, a profiteer, really got beaten less.

Mammon: "..."

If Miser knew what he was thinking, he would say, sorry, I just want to save money.

After drinking and eating, Beelzebub waved his hand, and the leftovers on the table were replaced with plates of desserts. He took a sip of cheesecake and another sip of milk tea, and said slowly: "Then next, is You have summarized the governance of hell in the past 300 years, starting from the first hell, Belphegor."

Belphegor looked at the cream on the dessert and wondered if it could be used to play with Misser. When he was suddenly cueed, he lazily raised his head and said, "Two people sleep better than one."

Demon Kings: "..."

Beelzebub said speechlessly, "At least it must have something to do with the word governance."

Belphegor smiled and said, "Find a capable queen."

All the demon kings: "..."

The corner of Beelzebub's mouth twitched, and he said, "Thank you Belphegor for sharing, Second Hell, Mostima, please."

Most of the demon kings in hell are actually unreliable, but Belphegor is the most unreliable one among them, so in comparison, the speeches of other people seem to be listenable.

Mostima introduced Second Hell's newly launched revenge innocence law, saying that although this law is very cool, it will easily lead to a sharp drop in population and a sharp drop in tax revenue, so it is not recommended.

Abaddon shared his travel and combat experience, because it talked about ordinary demons, so he barely passed the level.

Leviathan and Azazel gave reports in a regular manner. Mammon said that he was leading the people of the Fifth Hell to become rich, and Beelzebub taught everyone how to bake chiffon cakes and ordinary cakes, as well as the difference between the two. difference in taste.

Demon Kings: "..."

Abaddon looked confused: "No, wait a minute, didn't you say that it has something to do with governance? What's the matter with so-so cake and so-so cake?"

Beelzebub sipped his milk tea and said calmly, "Eating is also a part of life. If the people can't even eat well, how can I manage them?"

Abaddon opened his mouth, looking not too smart: "It sounds reasonable."

The other four demon kings thought to themselves, it makes sense!

Belphegor was distracted, playing with the cream with a spoon, not listening to what they were saying.

Why hasn't it finished yet? When can I go to sleep with Miser... The Demon King thought gloomily.