Devil's Department Store
Chapter 38 Adaptation
Miser gave Bedo a little potion to give him the strength to stand up, and hung the plastic bag in his hand around the dog's neck.
As long as there are other creatures idle around, the succubus will never take things by itself.
"Okay, follow me back to Devil's Department Store." Miser said.
Beido looked at Miser excitedly, and gave a "woof", it will help Miser carry the bag properly!
But Bedo was too hungry, and there was still the smell of meat in the bag, so he couldn't help lowering his head to smell it after walking a few steps.
Miser glanced at it, misunderstood what it meant, and said, "There is gauze in the bag."
Bedo: "?"
The succubus smiled and told its own routine: "I wanted to take care of you for a while and make you more dependent on me, but who made you unable to walk? You can only use potions."
In fact, now that he is giving Beido more medicine, his injuries will heal immediately, but then everything comes too easily, and things that are too easy will always be forgotten to cherish.
But the dog doesn't care about routines, it just happily puts its head on Miser's lap.
Miser smiled kindly, stroked the dog's head: "Silly dog."
Bedo was happy: "Wow!"
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"Da da!" Miser pushed open the door of Devil's Department Store, and happily introduced to everyone: "Come and meet the new member, hell three-headed dog—Bedo!"
Bedo held the plastic bag that Miser carried out, looked at the other people in the store, wagged his tail, and let out an indistinct "Wow".
The three in the store were stunned.
What the hell?who?Don't you go out to throw garbage and take a walk?
The vampire was the first to react, and Harry hesitated, "Three... dogs?"
"Yes, a three-headed dog," Miser knew its race when he saw Bedo for the first time, otherwise he would not have gone up to make trouble for himself: "But it only has one head, it may be a skewer, so it was Humans have grown up."
At this time, Robert finally came back to his senses, and the little cat screamed: "What?! I won't allow it——!!! Miser, you bastard, scumbag, big liar!!! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo , You clearly said that you went out to throw garbage, how could you bring a dog back!"
Miser picked out his numb ears: "Is there something wrong?"
"Don't you know that cats and dogs are natural enemies?!"
"Really?" Harry, who had gone to school, was the first to ask in doubt.
"Of course!" Robert said firmly:
"It has been since the day humans started keeping pets!"
Harry: "..."
The kitty resented: "You can't raise it! Miser! You and it are not even creatures of the same mythology system! This is wrong!"
Miser: "..."
Miser was confused: "Wait, am I in the same mythology system as you?"
"I don't care, I don't care!" Robert rolled on the cash register, crying loudly: "I can't raise it anymore after you raise it! A cat doesn't dissolve in a dog! It doesn't dissolve in a three-headed dog!"
Miser didn't bother to explain to Robert that Bedo had only one head, and scratched Mao Mao's chin and coaxed: "Hey, I don't want to raise it, but look at how pitiful it looks, we let it Let’s talk about it after it heals its injuries in the shop.”
Robert was still rolling one second, and the next second he couldn't help stretching his neck and leaning into Miser's palm. He felt so refreshed after being scratched, and his mood also stabilized, making a gurgling sound.
The little cat reluctantly took a look at Bedo, and found that he was so thin that only a few bones remained, and he was still limping. He really looked pitiful, and his hair was messy and ugly.
Such an ugly guy, it's impossible to please Miser, right?Robert couldn't help but think that if he just cultivated it and kicked it out after it got better, it didn't seem to be a big problem.
"Our Robert is the sweetest, isn't it?" Miser turned on the sweet talk mode, and sugar-coated bullets hit the kitten's head one after another: "Everyone is a small animal, such a poor dog, kind Robert How can you bear it to wander outside, starving to death and freezing to death?"
So I'm so good in Miser's heart?Robert was dizzy from Miser's words, the whole kitten softened, and meowed sweetly: "Well, if you say that, it's not impossible...but when it gets better, you have to Send it away?"
"Of course, I'll send it away when it's ready!" Miser insisted.
Robert: "You can't lie to me!"
Miser looked into the kitten's eyes sincerely, rubbed its face, and said, "How could I lie to you?"
Robert coquettishly: "Meow~"
Bystander vampire: "..."
You have been deceived so many times, but you should be more vigilant, Robert!
After the consent of the aborigines, Miser brought Bedou into the room openly. Of course, this is another set of arguments.
"I will keep you," Miser vowed, "Don't worry!"
Bedo: "Wooooow~"
The vampire following the door: "..."
There has been a new victim!
It wasn't over yet, when Miser saw Harry standing at the door, he urged, "Take Bell to take a bath, and then give him something to eat."
Harry was a little reluctant when he heard this, why the dog asked him to work when he came.
Seeing this, Miser blinked at him, smiled again, and called out in a drawn out voice, "Harry—"
Harry: "..."
The vampire blushed and went up to lead the dog without principle.
Bedo was too thin, even Miser, the heartless slave owner, didn't let him do any work at first. He only told him to eat well and recover a bit. After the dog's muscles gradually grew back, Miser made him do some work. Cleaning work, learn how to greet guests and checkout by the way.
The silly kitty waited for more than half a month, and finally realized that something was wrong, and forgot all the work, and it could barely be said to cover the board and lodging expenses, but what happened to learning to pay?Isn't this what it means to stay and be an employee!
So Robert continued to cry, but this time it didn't work. Miser simply admitted his lie about boiling the cat in warm water, and said shamelessly: "It's not the first time, haven't you gotten used to it yet?"
Robert was so angry that he burst into tears, but he didn’t dare to run away from home. He was afraid that Miser would not let him come back, so he had to swear that he would never talk to Miser again. As a result, Miser sewed a cloth mouse the next day. The little cat immediately forgave the other party.
That's a cloth mouse!Misser sewed it herself!
While gnawing on the mouse, Robert glared at the new silly dog, do you think you can take my place?Don't think about it!If I don't die for a day, you will become a concubine after all!
The vampire silently watched the two small animals vying for favor, laughing without saying a word, both of them were victims of PUA.
The only person Miser really loves here is him!
When the internal strife in the family is resolved, Miser will really start to train Bedo. Of course, a dog can do as many things as a human. In order to maximize the benefits, he will teach Bedo to maintain his human form as much as possible and learn to speak fluently. .
If you do well, you will get praise and food, and if you don't do well, you will get criticism and slippers.
Apart from slippers and criticism, training can actually be regarded as a game for dogs. Most dogs will be addicted to it, and Bedou is the same, and he is not only addicted, he is studying desperately, just for Miser. The final reward promised.
Harry couldn't help but ask, "What's the final reward?"
Bedo tried hard to speak clearly, and proudly said: "Sign a contract with Miser!"
Harry: "..."
Robert: "..."
Robert, who was forced to sell himself: "It's simply unbelievable. Is this kind of thing a reward?"
Harry, who was cheated into prostitution: "Unheard of."
But this is indeed Bedou's ultimate goal. The dog has always remembered the back of Miser leaving him behind. It is afraid that Miser will suddenly not want him one day. Only by signing a contract can he feel at ease.
In this way, even if one day it dies like a girl, its soul will follow Misser back to hell, and they will never be separated, how wonderful that is!
Robert sneered at the dog's fantasies: "You are still the three-headed hell dog. Is your hell the same hell?"
Bedo: "..."
Bedo hated the cat.
Maybe cats and dogs have really become natural enemies since the day they became the choice of human pets slide in the direction.
Robert hates that Bedo is stupid and stupid. He leaves it all over the place when eating, and picks it up on the floor. It is terribly dirty, while Bedo hates that Robert is ugly and lazy. It's too hypocritical.
Of course, the point is that they all feel that the other has occupied Miser's part of his energy.
The struggle between the two sides has always been fruitless. Bedo can turn into a human being and drive Robert to escape everywhere. Robert is quick-spoken and jumps on the shelf, and he can only yell at Bedo.
The vampires and Benben who were on the sidelines almost watched the show with snacks every day.
Miser just woke up that day when he saw the cats chasing the dogs in the store, and the two small animals running back and forth between the shelves, which made the succubus almost have a heart attack.
"Stop it all! My shelves!" Miser screamed.
Robert and Bedo braked one after another, and the cat bumped into the wall with a puff. Bedo's paw accidentally touched the shelf, and hurriedly took it back. His center of gravity was tilted, and the cat hit the wall next to the cat with a puff.
Miser walked over aggressively, pointed at a cat and a dog, and cursed: "What are you doing! Are you going to play Tom and Jerry in my shop? Why don't you two change your names?!"
Harry gloated beside him and said, "Tom and Jerry's dog is named Spike."
Bedo looked over at him.
The vampire boy waved at it: "Hi, Spike~"
Just as Bei Dou wanted to show his teeth, Miser pinched his mouth and turned his head back: "What's going on?!"
Relying on his ability to speak, Robert complained: "It robbed my cloth mouse!"
When Bei Duo heard this, his eyes widened immediately, but his mouth was pinched, and he could only make a whimpering sound from his throat angrily and aggrieved.
Miser flicked Robert's forehead: "Do you think I'm a fool? It snatches your mouse, and when it's over, you run away in front, and it chases you?"
Bei Duo listened, nodded again and again, and grinned and laughed.
Miser also gave it a pat on the forehead: "And you, you are so proud, you can't speak clearly until now, and you are still chasing cats like a dog, are you proud? You are not allowed to become a human today , all the work is done with claws! Both of you, give me a handstand in the corner as punishment!"
The cat and the dog went to stand for punishment dejectedly. Bedo wanted to bite Robert's tail, but Miser kicked him: "You go to the other side for punishment!"
Bedo left with a grunt.
Only then did Miser let out a breath, sat behind the cash register, and sighed, "Oh, what a day."
Harry came up to pretend to be good, and poured water for Miser: "Kittens and puppies are not sensible."
Look, he is the most worry-free!
Miser didn't notice Harry's little thoughts, and Harry didn't have the chance to put eye drops on the cat and dog, because when Miser drank his saliva, some guests had already entered the door.
It's only six o'clock in the morning.
The business in the store is indeed getting better and better, but from another perspective, it also proves that the situation outside is getting worse and worse. There are fewer and fewer opportunities for various non-human races to walk outside, so they flock to the store. Enter the Devil's Department Store to purchase items.
Of course Miser was happy to make more money, but he also had to think more.
Although Belphinger said that those angels should not be ignored, the Devil's Department Store has become the only shopping channel for so many non-human races. Would the walking angels really not notice it?
If an angel really comes to the door... Miser will smash his mouth, then he will have to go back to hell and beat Belphegor violently!
As long as there are other creatures idle around, the succubus will never take things by itself.
"Okay, follow me back to Devil's Department Store." Miser said.
Beido looked at Miser excitedly, and gave a "woof", it will help Miser carry the bag properly!
But Bedo was too hungry, and there was still the smell of meat in the bag, so he couldn't help lowering his head to smell it after walking a few steps.
Miser glanced at it, misunderstood what it meant, and said, "There is gauze in the bag."
Bedo: "?"
The succubus smiled and told its own routine: "I wanted to take care of you for a while and make you more dependent on me, but who made you unable to walk? You can only use potions."
In fact, now that he is giving Beido more medicine, his injuries will heal immediately, but then everything comes too easily, and things that are too easy will always be forgotten to cherish.
But the dog doesn't care about routines, it just happily puts its head on Miser's lap.
Miser smiled kindly, stroked the dog's head: "Silly dog."
Bedo was happy: "Wow!"
-
"Da da!" Miser pushed open the door of Devil's Department Store, and happily introduced to everyone: "Come and meet the new member, hell three-headed dog—Bedo!"
Bedo held the plastic bag that Miser carried out, looked at the other people in the store, wagged his tail, and let out an indistinct "Wow".
The three in the store were stunned.
What the hell?who?Don't you go out to throw garbage and take a walk?
The vampire was the first to react, and Harry hesitated, "Three... dogs?"
"Yes, a three-headed dog," Miser knew its race when he saw Bedo for the first time, otherwise he would not have gone up to make trouble for himself: "But it only has one head, it may be a skewer, so it was Humans have grown up."
At this time, Robert finally came back to his senses, and the little cat screamed: "What?! I won't allow it——!!! Miser, you bastard, scumbag, big liar!!! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo , You clearly said that you went out to throw garbage, how could you bring a dog back!"
Miser picked out his numb ears: "Is there something wrong?"
"Don't you know that cats and dogs are natural enemies?!"
"Really?" Harry, who had gone to school, was the first to ask in doubt.
"Of course!" Robert said firmly:
"It has been since the day humans started keeping pets!"
Harry: "..."
The kitty resented: "You can't raise it! Miser! You and it are not even creatures of the same mythology system! This is wrong!"
Miser: "..."
Miser was confused: "Wait, am I in the same mythology system as you?"
"I don't care, I don't care!" Robert rolled on the cash register, crying loudly: "I can't raise it anymore after you raise it! A cat doesn't dissolve in a dog! It doesn't dissolve in a three-headed dog!"
Miser didn't bother to explain to Robert that Bedo had only one head, and scratched Mao Mao's chin and coaxed: "Hey, I don't want to raise it, but look at how pitiful it looks, we let it Let’s talk about it after it heals its injuries in the shop.”
Robert was still rolling one second, and the next second he couldn't help stretching his neck and leaning into Miser's palm. He felt so refreshed after being scratched, and his mood also stabilized, making a gurgling sound.
The little cat reluctantly took a look at Bedo, and found that he was so thin that only a few bones remained, and he was still limping. He really looked pitiful, and his hair was messy and ugly.
Such an ugly guy, it's impossible to please Miser, right?Robert couldn't help but think that if he just cultivated it and kicked it out after it got better, it didn't seem to be a big problem.
"Our Robert is the sweetest, isn't it?" Miser turned on the sweet talk mode, and sugar-coated bullets hit the kitten's head one after another: "Everyone is a small animal, such a poor dog, kind Robert How can you bear it to wander outside, starving to death and freezing to death?"
So I'm so good in Miser's heart?Robert was dizzy from Miser's words, the whole kitten softened, and meowed sweetly: "Well, if you say that, it's not impossible...but when it gets better, you have to Send it away?"
"Of course, I'll send it away when it's ready!" Miser insisted.
Robert: "You can't lie to me!"
Miser looked into the kitten's eyes sincerely, rubbed its face, and said, "How could I lie to you?"
Robert coquettishly: "Meow~"
Bystander vampire: "..."
You have been deceived so many times, but you should be more vigilant, Robert!
After the consent of the aborigines, Miser brought Bedou into the room openly. Of course, this is another set of arguments.
"I will keep you," Miser vowed, "Don't worry!"
Bedo: "Wooooow~"
The vampire following the door: "..."
There has been a new victim!
It wasn't over yet, when Miser saw Harry standing at the door, he urged, "Take Bell to take a bath, and then give him something to eat."
Harry was a little reluctant when he heard this, why the dog asked him to work when he came.
Seeing this, Miser blinked at him, smiled again, and called out in a drawn out voice, "Harry—"
Harry: "..."
The vampire blushed and went up to lead the dog without principle.
Bedo was too thin, even Miser, the heartless slave owner, didn't let him do any work at first. He only told him to eat well and recover a bit. After the dog's muscles gradually grew back, Miser made him do some work. Cleaning work, learn how to greet guests and checkout by the way.
The silly kitty waited for more than half a month, and finally realized that something was wrong, and forgot all the work, and it could barely be said to cover the board and lodging expenses, but what happened to learning to pay?Isn't this what it means to stay and be an employee!
So Robert continued to cry, but this time it didn't work. Miser simply admitted his lie about boiling the cat in warm water, and said shamelessly: "It's not the first time, haven't you gotten used to it yet?"
Robert was so angry that he burst into tears, but he didn’t dare to run away from home. He was afraid that Miser would not let him come back, so he had to swear that he would never talk to Miser again. As a result, Miser sewed a cloth mouse the next day. The little cat immediately forgave the other party.
That's a cloth mouse!Misser sewed it herself!
While gnawing on the mouse, Robert glared at the new silly dog, do you think you can take my place?Don't think about it!If I don't die for a day, you will become a concubine after all!
The vampire silently watched the two small animals vying for favor, laughing without saying a word, both of them were victims of PUA.
The only person Miser really loves here is him!
When the internal strife in the family is resolved, Miser will really start to train Bedo. Of course, a dog can do as many things as a human. In order to maximize the benefits, he will teach Bedo to maintain his human form as much as possible and learn to speak fluently. .
If you do well, you will get praise and food, and if you don't do well, you will get criticism and slippers.
Apart from slippers and criticism, training can actually be regarded as a game for dogs. Most dogs will be addicted to it, and Bedou is the same, and he is not only addicted, he is studying desperately, just for Miser. The final reward promised.
Harry couldn't help but ask, "What's the final reward?"
Bedo tried hard to speak clearly, and proudly said: "Sign a contract with Miser!"
Harry: "..."
Robert: "..."
Robert, who was forced to sell himself: "It's simply unbelievable. Is this kind of thing a reward?"
Harry, who was cheated into prostitution: "Unheard of."
But this is indeed Bedou's ultimate goal. The dog has always remembered the back of Miser leaving him behind. It is afraid that Miser will suddenly not want him one day. Only by signing a contract can he feel at ease.
In this way, even if one day it dies like a girl, its soul will follow Misser back to hell, and they will never be separated, how wonderful that is!
Robert sneered at the dog's fantasies: "You are still the three-headed hell dog. Is your hell the same hell?"
Bedo: "..."
Bedo hated the cat.
Maybe cats and dogs have really become natural enemies since the day they became the choice of human pets slide in the direction.
Robert hates that Bedo is stupid and stupid. He leaves it all over the place when eating, and picks it up on the floor. It is terribly dirty, while Bedo hates that Robert is ugly and lazy. It's too hypocritical.
Of course, the point is that they all feel that the other has occupied Miser's part of his energy.
The struggle between the two sides has always been fruitless. Bedo can turn into a human being and drive Robert to escape everywhere. Robert is quick-spoken and jumps on the shelf, and he can only yell at Bedo.
The vampires and Benben who were on the sidelines almost watched the show with snacks every day.
Miser just woke up that day when he saw the cats chasing the dogs in the store, and the two small animals running back and forth between the shelves, which made the succubus almost have a heart attack.
"Stop it all! My shelves!" Miser screamed.
Robert and Bedo braked one after another, and the cat bumped into the wall with a puff. Bedo's paw accidentally touched the shelf, and hurriedly took it back. His center of gravity was tilted, and the cat hit the wall next to the cat with a puff.
Miser walked over aggressively, pointed at a cat and a dog, and cursed: "What are you doing! Are you going to play Tom and Jerry in my shop? Why don't you two change your names?!"
Harry gloated beside him and said, "Tom and Jerry's dog is named Spike."
Bedo looked over at him.
The vampire boy waved at it: "Hi, Spike~"
Just as Bei Dou wanted to show his teeth, Miser pinched his mouth and turned his head back: "What's going on?!"
Relying on his ability to speak, Robert complained: "It robbed my cloth mouse!"
When Bei Duo heard this, his eyes widened immediately, but his mouth was pinched, and he could only make a whimpering sound from his throat angrily and aggrieved.
Miser flicked Robert's forehead: "Do you think I'm a fool? It snatches your mouse, and when it's over, you run away in front, and it chases you?"
Bei Duo listened, nodded again and again, and grinned and laughed.
Miser also gave it a pat on the forehead: "And you, you are so proud, you can't speak clearly until now, and you are still chasing cats like a dog, are you proud? You are not allowed to become a human today , all the work is done with claws! Both of you, give me a handstand in the corner as punishment!"
The cat and the dog went to stand for punishment dejectedly. Bedo wanted to bite Robert's tail, but Miser kicked him: "You go to the other side for punishment!"
Bedo left with a grunt.
Only then did Miser let out a breath, sat behind the cash register, and sighed, "Oh, what a day."
Harry came up to pretend to be good, and poured water for Miser: "Kittens and puppies are not sensible."
Look, he is the most worry-free!
Miser didn't notice Harry's little thoughts, and Harry didn't have the chance to put eye drops on the cat and dog, because when Miser drank his saliva, some guests had already entered the door.
It's only six o'clock in the morning.
The business in the store is indeed getting better and better, but from another perspective, it also proves that the situation outside is getting worse and worse. There are fewer and fewer opportunities for various non-human races to walk outside, so they flock to the store. Enter the Devil's Department Store to purchase items.
Of course Miser was happy to make more money, but he also had to think more.
Although Belphinger said that those angels should not be ignored, the Devil's Department Store has become the only shopping channel for so many non-human races. Would the walking angels really not notice it?
If an angel really comes to the door... Miser will smash his mouth, then he will have to go back to hell and beat Belphegor violently!
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