Devil's Department Store

A soul that is valuable but can only be sold once, or a lucky cat that can guarantee business in the store forever, any fool will know which is more cost-effective!

But the shrewd succubus never misses any opportunity to seek more benefits for himself.

Miser turned his eyes around the cat and the little girl, pretended to be thinking, and said, "To be honest, I really want to promise you, but my repayment period is coming soon, and I don't want to default on the devil's loan." , so sorry."

Saying that, Miser stretched out his hand to the little girl again, and the cat's back was almost folded in half, and it said loudly: "100 years—no! For a lifetime! I am willing to be your slave for the rest of my life! Don't touch her!"

A successful smile appeared on Miser's face, and he looked at the cat hypocritically: "Really? I think you need to be cautious. Once you make a promise to the devil, there is no way to go back on it."

The cat gasped, glared at Miser and said, "I won't regret it, I can be a lucky cat in your shop for the rest of my life, but you have to fulfill my wish!"

"Of course," Miser clapped his hands and said enthusiastically, "A deal! A deal is always fair. You know, the devil has the most contractual spirit. We never lie."

The cat shook its beard, and Mao showed a very humane expression of disdain.

Miser smiled slightly at the little girl and said, "I'm so sorry little girl, big brother has more important guests now, and your business needs to be delayed a little bit, how about going home now? Don't worry, we'll be there right away without you Take an extra step."

Before the little girl could react, the cat hurriedly said: "Go back, Amy, your mother won't be sad anymore, and you will be fine, I promise."

The little girl named Amy looked at the cat, as if she had finally digested a lot of information. She was stunned for a while, then squatted down and touched the cat's head, and said seriously, "I believe in Mimi."

The cat raised its tail and rubbed against her palm, then sat down and watched Amy open the door quietly.

Although I have already got a better one, it is impossible not to feel sorry for such a piece of fat running away. Miser held his chest and waved to the little girl reluctantly: "If you have any other wishes, you are welcome. Come again!"

The cat stared at him and blew.

Miser smirked, "I'm just kidding."

Amy left, Miser quickly drew up a contract and showed it to the cat after returning to the cashier in a heartache: "In addition to prostitution... cough, I mean the employment period, other dissatisfaction We can discuss the terms again.”

The cat didn't intend to bargain with the devil, and nimbly pressed its paw prints on the paper.

Miser was a little surprised.

Probably because of Amy's absence, the cat relaxed. It lay on the table, wagging its tail lazily: "Don't worry about it, I'm a stray cat, and I have nowhere to go. It's the same anywhere in my life."

It raised its wretched peas eyes, looked Miser up and down, and said in a low voice, "At least there is a succubus as a shit-shoveling officer, not bad."

Miser: "..."

The story of Robert, that is, the wretched cat and Amy, is so simple and clichéd.

A homeless stray cat and a kind little girl met on an ordinary day. Amy shared her lunch with Robert, and Robert plucked Amy and listened to the various aspects of her life. This kind of feeling, about family members, about small animals, about all kinds of beautiful dreams.

It is not clear whether they met by chance or deliberately looking for them. In short, one person and one cat became good friends, and the two sides forged a deep friendship in mutual care and companionship.

At that time, Amy's illness had not yet been diagnosed, and Robert secretly swore that he would accompany Amy for the rest of his life and be her own kitten.

But then everything changed.

"Amy's a good girl," said Robert sadly. "She didn't deserve that fate."

Misser agrees with the first half of the sentence. After all, Amy has such a soul. If she is not a good girl, who is a good girl?But let’s forget about the second half of the sentence, Miser thought, what should fate do? When it happens to a person, the only thing that person can do is to accept it, no matter whether it is good or bad.

"So what is your wish?"

Robert looked at Miser, and said solemnly: "I hope Amy can get better, live a healthy life to a hundred years old, and then die of old age."

Miser almost had the word "disappointment" written all over his face.

How he wished that the cat could make a wish for a large sum of money to treat Amy's illness, so that he could easily complete the transaction, but unfortunately the other party is not easy to fool at all, he is destined to spend a lot of effort today .

Miser pursed her lips and rolled her eyes trying to figure it out.

Seeing his reaction, Robert was a little anxious, and asked, "You can do it, right?"

Miser groaned and said, "It's hard to say, I don't know what's going on with that girl yet, I have to go to the human world to see, maybe it's easy, maybe it's not."

"Then what are you waiting for?" Robert quickly jumped off the table, meowing and urging: "Go, go."

"Got it," Miser said, "I have to get ready."

After opening a shop in the world for so long, Miser seldom actually stepped out of the Devil's Department Store. Apart from the fact that the succubus' natural power easily brought him trouble, the most important reason was poverty.

Article [-] of the "Devil's Code", in order to prevent the order of the world from being disturbed, the communication between hell and the world must follow the principle of equivalent exchange.

This means that Miser can give human beings wealth on the premise that they exchange their souls, but they cannot take those gold powder bottles and squander them in the world.

In fact, there are quite a few demons who come to the world on business trips, and there are strict regulations. The human currency they use in the world is special, and they need to be exchanged with demon gold coins at the exchange rate in the bank of hell.

Of course Miser was reluctant to spend the money!

It can only be said that thanks to the Devil's Department Store's built-in teleportation function, otherwise Miser might squeeze the bus today to save money.

Miser said to get ready, and went into the room behind the shop. Robert licked his hair boredly on the table, and waited for him to come out for a long time.

The succubus didn't change his clothes, and probably spent all his time looking for things. He took out a peaked cap and sunglasses, which covered most of his face when he put them on, but still showed his cute nose and a pair of glasses that would make anyone want to look at them. Kiss the rosy lips.

Robert looked around: "That's it?"

Miser smiled and said, "Of course more than that, don't worry, I still know my own power very well."

After speaking, Miser took out another mask from his trouser pocket and put it on, this time he completely covered himself.

Robert: "..."

Robert looked at the confident Miser speechlessly: "I think you may have misunderstood something. I mean, you don't even carry a bag, what should I do?"

Miser: "Huh?"

Robert: "Don't you think that a place like a hospital is something that I, a kitten, can enter casually?"

Miser sighed suddenly under the mask: "Oh!"

Robert: "..."

"You can't blame me," Miser said firmly, "God knows, when I met human doctors last time, they were all wearing beak masks."

"Can't cats go to the hospital?" Miser wondered.

Robert shook his head. In fact, after Amy was sick and hospitalized, it was very difficult for him to see Amy. Fortunately, he was not an ordinary cat, so he could sneak into Amy's ward when no one was around.

"It should be that some sick humans are afraid of things like germs and fur," Robert said unhappily. "Actually, I'm very clean. I won't be an ordinary cat long ago."

Miser shrugged, then went back to the room and found an old schoolbag. Although it was not big, it was more than enough to hold Robert.

Robert looked at it and was very disgusted, but for Amy, he gritted his teeth and got in.

When Miser picked up Robert, he heard the other party complaining in the bag: "This is too suffocating, ah! There is still a lot of ashes!"

Miser pretended not to hear, Robert struggled in the bag, and said: "I have a hunch that you will take me out many times in the future, it is best to buy a serious cat bag when you come back this time!"

Miser: "..."

Misser wanted to say no way!But think about it, Robert's prostitution contract hasn't been signed yet, so it's hard to scare the cat away, so he said, "What kind of cat bag do you want?"

As a stray cat, Robert has never sat in a cat bag at all, but only saw other domestic cats sitting in it, so he described it enviously: "It needs to be bigger, with transparent windows, and vent holes. For color, it should be pink..."

"Oh, oh!" Miser nodded repeatedly.

The poor little kitten has no idea what a stingy boss he is with, and he still thinks that the devil does keep his promise. Its pink and tender cat bag is close at hand, and it will have to let Miser carry it for a walk in the future .

Little did he know that the stingy succubus had no conscience, and had no intention of spending money on the kitten at all. After all, he just asked Robert what kind of bag he wanted, and he didn't say he would buy it for it!

Tsk tsk tsk, Miser smacked his mouth, the kitten is still broken.