Pick up an actor and go home for the New Year

Perhaps many people have felt this way.

When I didn’t see the Erhai Lake in person, I always felt that the photos on the Internet were P, how could it be so beautiful.

It was only when I was standing on the Erhai Lake that I realized that even if it is your mobile phone with scumbag pixels, if you take a photo without any filter, it will be a desktop wallpaper.

Zhang Jianyi and Shen Chen sat on the rock and ate sunflower seeds.

"Aren't you a little silly?" Zhang Jianyi put the melon seeds in her hand into a plastic bag, "Why don't we go over and take some photos?"

At tourist attractions, eight out of ten people are taking pictures of each other, and two are taking selfies.

Shen Chen expressed disdain: "What can the two men do to take pictures? Didn't you see that the ones taking pictures are all young ladies?"

Zhang Jianyi rubbed her hands together and grabbed another handful of melon seeds.

"I've been sitting here for an hour, why didn't anyone take a photo with me?" Shen Shen asked a philosophical question.

As a manager, Zhang Jianyi should say something to comfort this unpopular artist, but according to Shen Shen's urine, Zhang Jianyi always felt that there was a pitfall in this question.

"I'm so handsome, why don't the ladies and sisters not want to take a photo with me?" Shen Shen fell into deep thought, "Could it be that the small videos on TikTok are all deceptive?"

Zhang Jianyi rolled her eyes.

"By the way, I'll show you something interesting." Shen Chen seemed to have suddenly remembered something, took out his phone and brought it to Zhang Jianyi.

Zhang Jianyi thought that Shen Shen wanted to show him a short video on Douyin, but Shen Shen opened Weibo, clicked on Jiangxin's homepage, and found "Weibo that he liked 3-12 times".

The strange operation aroused Zhang Jian's curiosity.

The phone screen jumped to the homepage of "Su Daji", and asked Shen Shen: "Look at this account, do you recognize it?"

Zhang Jianyi squinted his eyes to see the Weibo certification, and read it word by word: "Manying magazine contracted cartoonist, pilili"

It seems that there is something quite familiar.

After a while, Zhang Jianjian said: "I remembered, Yousu also belongs to this magazine, he should be his colleague."

Deep in thought.

"Want this painter's signature?" Zhang Jianjian smiled: "There is Su who is easy to talk to, just ask him to help."

"I think this is his account." Shen Shen said: "When we had barbecue together that day, I felt strange."

Zhang Jianyi quickly denied: "Yousu's account is Little Van Gogh, don't think that the ID with the word Su means Yousu's trumpet."

"Little Van Gogh? A painter's Weibo, but he has never posted even a random graffiti. Among the 50 followers, there is not a single reminder to update. Don't you think it's suspicious?"

Zhang Jianyi was stopped by the question.

But it's not that he's clueless, it's just that he didn't pay attention to it before, but now that it's mentioned heavily, he's a little concerned.

Zhang Jianyi is an insider of the "Little Van Gogh Plagiarism Incident" and can be regarded as a participant. He asked Jiang Hai to collect the evidence of Moby Dick's fraud.

50 fans is not a small number, and how can a work like comics that are updated every month or even every year be updated without any reminders.

Zhang Jianyi only remembered that after the plagiarism incident was exposed that year, the account of Little Van Gogh was polluted by fans of Moby Dick, and Yu Yousu cleared Weibo once.

Maybe at that time, I wanted to start over, so I registered a trumpet.

The two scrolled through Su Daji's news. There were forwarded news about comic exhibitions and book signings, and there were also promotions for colleagues. There were also many nine-square grids, all of which were drawn in a hand-painted style after Shen Shihang's airport photos. The Q version of the avatar is indeed more like a painter's Weibo than the little Van Gogh.

Soon, a post caught the attention of the two of them.

@Su Daji: "The Movie Emperor and His Little Fox" Chapter 217 update [Scattering Flowers] I wish you a happy meal, please save it in time, and I won't post it a second time. [Long picture] Zhang Jianyi and Shen Chen glanced at each other in unison.

Click on the long picture, the content is gone, only the small gray exclamation mark remains.

Shen Shen coughed in embarrassment, he understood that the reason for this situation must be some pictures that could not pass the review.

Zhang Jianyi also understood what was going on, and said with a sneer, "This... this is definitely not Yousu, how could he..."

"Yes, yes, this is definitely not him." For some reason, Shen Shen suddenly became nervous.

Fortunately, the picture has been harmonized, otherwise he must have jumped into the Erhai Lake to wash his eyes by now.

The two looked at each other tacitly, and then quickly moved away the moment their eyes met. The atmosphere was so stiff that it froze.

Half a minute later, Shen Shen slammed the phone angrily: "This is definitely Yu Yousu!"

The electric scooter, which could have been fast on the road, was ridden by Shen Shixing like an old scooter.

However, Shen Shixing felt good about himself. The two boys in school uniforms passed him on bicycles. He still had the face to ask Yousu, "How about it? Let me drive steadily." Steady, steady.

Yu Yousu didn't want to lie, he just blamed the wind and pretended not to hear.

There are two ways to go to Jizhao Temple, you can take the mountain road, or you can charter a car, which is not expensive, 31 people will be delivered to the gate of Jizhao Temple.

The battery car was locked in the parking lot, and there was a driver soliciting customers, and three aunts were waiting beside him, one of them kept poking at the driver and said, "Hurry up, don't wait."

The driver obviously wants to pull a few more people. The gas fee for this trip is fixed, and the more people you pull, the more you will earn.

"Why don't we charter a car, and take the mountain road when we get down, so we can see the scenery."

The two walked forward side by side, Yu Yousu said something casually, the three aunts exchanged glances, one aunt pulled Yousu, and the remaining two set up Shen Shixing, and the kidnapping scene was usually put into a van .

As soon as the car door was closed, the aunt yelled loudly: "Let's go!"

"Let's go and laugh." The driver pinched his cigarette and got into the car, turned around and stretched out his hand to Shen Shixing: "31 people, a total of [-]."

"Oops! This is not..." The driver frowned, took out his phone and searched, and then looked at the car following the program group, making sure that he did not identify the wrong person.

"We don't have any money, do you think it's possible to make a face?" Shen Shixing opened his mouth and joked: "Group photo, one hundred, free autograph."

The driver took out his wallet, drew 40 yuan to Shen Shixing, and said, "Do you think this is right?"

The three aunts were dumbfounded, they had just talked to the driver about the price for half an hour, and the price was ten yuan cheaper in total, but why did this kid ask the driver to pay for it and send it to Jizhao Nunnery?

Although Jizhao Nunnery is small, there are many pilgrims. The succulents in the yard are planted in flower pots made of dead tree trunks, where life and death collide, creating a unique scene.

After going in and walking around, and not forgetting to take pictures before leaving, Shen Shixing handed the mobile phone to the photography assistant, and then pulled Yousu to stand in front of the gate of Jizhao Nunnery.

The camera assistant squatted down and raised the phone to find a good angle.

Yuyou Su Piya smiled and showed his hands with scissors.

"Wait." Shen Shixing suddenly stopped, and reached out to press Yousu's head on his shoulder, "It's okay, that's it."

Yu Yousu tilted his head, not knowing why, and blinked to look at Shen Shixing. It happened that the assistant pressed the shutter to take a picture.

The assistant looked at the photo and said, "Let's take another one, Mr. Yu, please keep your posture."

"Yes, I'm sorry!" Yu You Su Li was turning into a wooden figure.

Shen Shixing went over to look at the photo, and smiled with his lips curled up: "This is very good, I don't need to take any more pictures."

In the photo, Yu Yousu didn't look at the camera, he was looking at Shen Shixing.

It was almost evening when we went down the mountain, Shen Shixing thought about going for a stroll in the ancient city and finishing dinner by the way.

Knowing that Jiang Xin has friends in the local area, he asked him to recommend a few stores for the election.

Soon, Xin sent the names of several restaurants.

It seemed that they were all restaurants with local characteristics. Shen Shihang hadn't made up his mind yet, and was just about to let Su choose them, when he received new news.

-The above is my friend's recommendation, but I recommend you to go here: No. 55, Fuxing Road, Dali City.

- just give the address?

- You will know when you go, I don't know how you are, but Xiaoyu will like it anyway.

Shen Shixing gritted his teeth, and every time he heard Jiang Xin call Xiaoyu, he had the urge to draw his knife and cut people.

As the sky was getting dark, the battery car drove the two into the ancient city. They encountered a roadblock at the corner and had to walk in.

A group of young people sat under the city gate. A guitarist with slightly long hair was singing a Cantonese song. There were several dark green beer bottles standing or falling on the ground beside them.

Shen Shixing took ten yuan from his pocket and put it into the piano bag in front of the singer.

The navigation prompts to turn right at the intersection ahead. There are more and more tourists. Shen Shixing holds Yousu’s hand and shuttles through the crowd. Flower cakes, chicken wings with rice, delicious duck intestines... buy a little of each, and eat while walking .

Soon, of the 40 yuan that Shen Shixing earned by brushing his face, there were only two steel brocades left.

As soon as the navigator reported "arriving at the destination soon", Yu Yousu followed the scent to find the place.

No. 55 Fuxing Road, the name of the gold list.

Yu Yousu's legs were rooted, he couldn't take his eyes off the roasted pig's trotters, pointed at the signboard and said to Shen Shixing: "Brother Shen"

Shen Shixing lowered his head, weighed the two yuan in his hand, and sighed.

It is not allowed to use personal money during the recording of the program, but the funds are all in Xian Yiyi's hands. That night, during the barbecue, I called my heart to Xian Yiyi, because the five big men are all poor and have no money.

Roasted pig's trotters cost 15 yuan each. The fish looked as gluttonous as Su's. No matter what, he had to come for two or three. Shen Shixing looked around and saw that they were all fans watching the excitement.

I wanted to ask the film crew to borrow some money first, and let Xian Yiyi pay back the money after returning to the hotel, but now that everyone is watching, how can I open my mouth and go through the back door.

"Group photo, [-] copies, autograph for free." Shen Shixing returned to his old business with shame.

"I pay two hundred!" A fan screamed behind the photographer.

"I'll offer one thousand, can you touch my abs!"

"I will go out one by one"

"Stop!" Shen Shixing was afraid that the fans would yell out uncensored words that were discarded later.

Yu Yousu's left hand was still held by Shen Shixing, his fingers scratched his palm, Shen Shixing turned to look at him: "What's wrong?"

"Don't eat." Yu Yousu said, and with the other hand, he poked Shen Shixing's abdomen with a small pistol, and muttered softly, "Don't touch it."

Shen Shixing smiled and ruffled Yousu's hair.

A boy had just lined up in front of the booth to buy two pig's trotters. The 70 yuan he got back was stuffed into a plastic bag, squeezed into the encirclement, and carried the plastic bag in front of Shen Shixing.

Yu Yousu looked with his head, and Shen Shixing hurriedly supported his chin, "Baby, the saliva is about to flow out..."

"Group photo." The boy shook the steaming roasted pig's trotters.

Shen Shihang took it over and said with a smile, "Deal."