Pick up an actor and go home for the New Year

The handicapped chocolate figurine was broken in the middle, with a "crack".

Does it sound good?What sounds good is good chocolate.

Shen Shixing bit off the upper body of the figurine, leaving a head and stuffing it into Youyou's mouth.Yes, despite the jealousy, Shen Shixing did not forget that the face of this figure was licked by the little girl.

Geez, why is this chocolate so unpalatable?

Shen Shixing licked his lower lip, frowned and asked Youyou, "This chocolate isn't very tasty either."

"It's not tasty...then, I'll eat it myself." Youyou climbed onto the sofa, holding the base of the figure and never letting go.

Shen Shixing snorted, took a picture of the figure with only half of his body left, and then made a big mosaic for Youyou's small face, adding a little blur effect to the background.

I opened Weibo and found that Yu Yousu had just replied with two little hearts under Jiang Xin's comment.

Isn't it just sending you two little red hearts? Have you ever kissed him? Have you hugged him? Have you ever eaten the food he cooked?Maybe you haven't even seen Su's face, at best you're just a netizen hahahahaha...

A nuclear bomb exploded in Shen Shixing's mind.

The steaming mushroom cloud annihilated his sanity, Shen Shixing cut into Assistant Li's Weibo account, and decided to show his skills in Yousu's Weibo comment area and make a big noise in Tiangong Dapeng.

@神之assistant: @小范高, our child is a bit greedy, I’m really sorry @酱心 [Picture] The picture is the one I took just now. Youyou is holding a figure with only half of her body and a base left.

As for why it was cut into Assistant Li's account, there are two considerations.

First of all, although Shen Shixing's behavior was a bit erratic and seemed to be reckless, it was related to Su, so he would not really mess around.

Before he was fully sure that he could protect Yousu well, he didn't dare to really expose Yousu.Shen Shixing has always been cautious in his words and deeds in the circle. Although he has never suffered from cyber violence, he has experienced it.

Secondly, the microblogs of most celebrities are actually operated by agents or assistants. One is that the celebrities do not have extra energy, and the other is that the agent can help the artist filter out negative information.

So Zhang Jianyi was in charge of Shenshihang's account at the beginning, but later he became the company's cash cow, and when he renewed his contract, he asked to manage his own account.

Afterwards, Shenshixing began to let itself go. When participating in interviews and activities, it was as serious as an iceberg, and when it posted on Weibo, it was like a funny comparison with its fans.

Assistant Li's account was forced to open, responsible for announcing the commercial advertisements or event arrangements that Shen Shihang received, and at the same time, it became Shen Shihang's vest account.

If Assistant Li's weibo didn't blow rainbow farts, fans would know that there is a high probability that this weibo was posted by Shen Shixing.

This well-known and useless vest number often has comments like this: Oh, I just want to save face so I won't expose you.

After Shen Shixing posted on Weibo, he felt as if the clouds were blooming and the moon was shining. He hummed a little song and squeezed Youyou's face, then slipped to the kitchen to fry steak.

Butter base, add garlic cloves and rosemary, spread the steak, sizzling.

Shen Shixing was so beautiful that he got carried away when he cut the asparagus, and almost hurt his fingers with the knife, but this didn't affect his bright mood.

Wash and peel the potatoes, throw them into boiling water to cook, take them out and mash them with a mud press.

Shen Shixing was busy in the kitchen, took time to glance at Yousu's Weibo comments, smiled with satisfaction, and put the phone in the cupboard above his head.

With a smile on his face, he counted silently in his heart: "Five, four, three, two..."

"Shen-brother-brother!"

Shen Shixing pretended to be innocent, "What's wrong?"

This tone of beating, and "what's the matter", you almost smashed the sky, and now you are still here to pester Nuwa to chat and fart?

Yu Yousu rushed to the kitchen, jumped up and slapped Shen Shi's clothes with a weak bang, "Delete delete! Delete immediately!"

"Delete what?" Shen Shixing pretended to be stupid while pounding the mashed potatoes in the bowl.

"Delete that comment of yours, everyone is about to fight!" Yu Yousu was about to die of anxiety, "Where's your phone, delete it soon, it won't be good if things get bigger."

"What are you anxious about, little bean sprouts?" Shen Shixing sprinkled salt and black pepper into the mashed potatoes, and mixed some sweet corn kernels, and finally scooped some with his index finger, and brought it to Yousu's mouth, "Taste it."

"Hmm... delicious, do you want to add some cheese?"

Shen Shi Carpenter, "Yes."

"Oh no!" Yu Yousu quickly brought back the attention that had strayed, and fumbled around Shen Shixing's body to find the mobile phone, but there was none in his chest pocket, trouser pocket, or butt pocket...

Shen Shixing stood still with a smile on his face.

Touching and touching, Yu Yousu's movements became slower and slower, and became lighter and lighter. Finally, he took a step back with his hands together, and explained in a low voice, "I'm sorry, I, no, deliberately took advantage of it..."

The tips of the little bean sprouts' ears are red.

"Oh, if an apology is useful, why do you need the police uncle?" Shen Shixing spread his hands and said with a sad face: "I never thought that I, a great actor, would be eaten tofu."

"Then, then..." Yu Yousu held his breath and opened his arms, closed his eyes and raised his head, "Here, touch it back."

This dead pig's stubbornness that is not afraid of boiling water is like a shot to the heart, a knife to the neck, all the cells in the body are clamoring for you to kill me, just want to have a good time!

One second, two seconds... Shen Shixing didn't seem to move at all, just when Yu Yousu was about to open his eyes impatiently, suddenly his eyebrows twitched.

Shen Shixing blew into his ear, and Yu Yousu tensed up instantly, the small Adam's apple on his straight neck was particularly obvious.

Beside her ear was Shen Shixing's voice full of doting and forbearance: "Little fool, it's time to eat."

Yu Yousu opened his eyes, not even daring to breathe, and saw Shen Shixing dancing out of the kitchen with a steak in his hand.

"Youyou, wash your hands and eat." Shen Shixing set the tableware, poured another glass of red wine, made a toast to Yu Yousu in the kitchen from a distance, and then sighed.

"Do you want Xiaoyu to drink?" Shen Shixing asked with a smile.

Yousu felt a little frustrated after being tricked, squatted on the ground and poured dog food for Caesar without saying a word.

At the dinner table, Yu Yousu urged Shi Xing to delete the comment several times, but was stopped by his sentence "Don't talk about food".

Okay, eat without saying anything, as if anyone can't do it, cut it!

"Little girl, try the steak I fried. Is it better than your little uncle's?" Shen Shixing helped Youyou cut the steak.

Before Youyou could answer, Yuyou Su was sitting tight, and tapped Shen Shixing's goblet with his dinner fork: "You don't talk about food."

Shen Shixing pursed his mouth, tilted his head and winked at Youyou.