self-deprecating

There are two festivals in a row, Christmas and New Year's Day, the whole class is very restless.

Han Zizhou and Gu Ze met at the school gate and entered the classroom together.

Bai Lu greeted them with a small antler hairpin, "Merry Christmas~"

Han Zizhou nodded, "Merry Christmas."

Zhong Xiaofan just followed the two into the classroom, and as soon as he saw the little hairpin on Bai Lu's head, he jumped on it, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Bai Lu raised her hand and touched the antler card, "Girlfriend gave it to me, so I have to coax her."

Zhong Xiaofan pretended to be angry and pushed Bai Lu, "Aren't I your real wife? Why are you still raising Xiaomi outside?"

Han Zizhou looked at the two people amused and joked, and smiled.He put down his schoolbag and was about to take a book from the desk pocket, but accidentally touched a box.

Looking at the box taken out of the desk pocket, Han Zizhou had a big question mark drawn on his face.

Gu Ze, who was dozing off next to him, said lazily, "Who gave you the Christmas present?"

As soon as they heard the Christmas presents, the two people fighting in the back row came over.

Bai Lu looked at the box on the table, the classic Christmas red and green color scheme, with a greeting card on it.

"Which little sister is so brave to give Brother Zhou a gift?" Although most of the girls in the school are CP fans of these two people, they are desperate to die.

Han Zizhou: ...I don't really want to accept it.

Han Zizhou took the gift and didn't think about what to do with it.

"Brother Zhou, don't you want to open it and take a look?" Zhong Xiaofan asked curiously.

"No, I'm not interested." Han Zizhou put the gift aside and prepared to read.

"Why don't you open it and have a look, what if it's a gift from some cute girl?" Gu Ze asked, propping his chin.

"..." Han Zizhou looked at Gu Ze silently. Why does this tone sound a bit wrong?

Bai Lu and Zhong Xiaofan looked at each other, their eyes sparkling with excitement.

Jealous!Jealous!

"If you want to take it apart, you can take it apart." Han Zizhou silently handed the gift to Gu Ze.

Gu Ze confiscated it, "I won't dismantle it, and it's not for me."

Han Zizhou felt that what he did was wrong, so he stood up and walked to the back of the classroom and threw the gift into the trash can.

In fact, I am a bit reluctant to throw it away... I simply feel that it is not good to waste it.

Seeing Han Zizhou throwing things into the trash can, Gu Ze felt that something was wrong, and muttered, "Why did you throw it away?"

"Why don't you keep it for the New Year?" Han Zizhou glanced at Gu Ze, "I don't really want this kind of unknown gift."

Gu Ze felt very awkward, he felt bad about throwing away the gift, and even worse after opening the gift.

Hold!What's going on with these little girls, they know how to secretly give gifts!Wouldn't it be nice to keep the money and buy a copy of "May [-]"?

In the end, I had no choice but to turn my head and endorse the book depressed.

"Anecdotes about School Grass and School Bully" became lively again.

Xiaobaibai: All I can say is, let’s give you a Christmas special!

Leaf: Squat in the front row.

Yuezhi: Here I come with melon seeds and a small bench.

cola: I'm not afraid of sugar in the morning!

Xiao Baibai: In the morning, someone put a gift in Brother Zhou’s desk pocket, and it was wrapped beautifully, and then Brother Ze asked sourly which cute girl gave it to him?Brother Zhou gave the gift to Brother Ze and asked him to open it, but Brother Ze didn't want it, and Brother Zhou threw the gift away afterwards.

Fanfan is not Fanfan: Brother Ze is definitely jealous...

Dake: Brother Zhou actually resold a gift from someone else to Brother Ze, bad review!You should pack yourself a bag and give it to Brother Ze!

Pudding: The words of tiger and wolf upstairs.

Xiaobaibai: Brother Ze asked Brother Zhou why he didn't dismantle it, and Brother Zhou had no choice but to ask Brother Ze to dismantle it.After all, Brother Ze should learn to solve/destroy/love/enemy by himself...

Fanfan is not Fanfan: Brother Ze just loses his temper, and when he gets jealous, Brother Zhou coaxes him to throw away the presents from others.

Fanfan is not Fanfan: Now I am wondering which poor little sister is the cannon fodder for their feelings. (Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha)

Learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well: probably not in this group, otherwise, how could it be possible to give a gift when you see such a sincere candy.

It's hard to memorize the way of Shu: I eat too much of this kind of jealous candy! ! !

One thought: I am writing, I am writing!Everyone wait for me!

Xiaobaibai: Wait for the update.

Fanfan is not Fanfan: wait for the update +1.

……

Just finished eating at noon, a few people were going back to the classroom to study, and they agreed to form a study group together, how could they just talk.

Just came out of the restaurant, and my feet were about to step on the first flight of stairs.I could only hear a sincere voice from behind: "Brother Zhouzhou!"

Han Zizhou staggered, but he managed to stand still.

Gu Ze looked at Han Zizhou suspiciously, calling you?

Han Zizhou's temples twitched, and he pulled Gu Ze forward, but the other teammates were not strong enough, they were chatting happily, and didn't notice Han Zizhou's small movements at all.

"Brother Zhouzhou!!" The voice was so close that he couldn't hide it.

Han Zizhou had no choice but to turn around.

Zhang Boya, "It's really you. I called you several times and thought I was mistaken."

Han Zizhou: ...Should I just run away?

Gu Ze, Yao Jie, and Tang Yuan stood beside each other and exchanged glances carefully.

Seeing that Han Zizhou was silent, Zhang Boya continued, "I just transferred here for a week, and I wanted to find you but I didn't know what class you were in. I didn't expect to meet you in the cafeteria today."

"Class [-], Class [-], Senior [-]." Yao Jie replied happily, but before he could say another word, Han Zizhou flew over with a sharp eye.

A little scary, Yao Jie silently closed his mouth.

"Brother Zhouzhou, then I..."

"Stop, don't call me... that..." Han Zizhou couldn't bear it anymore, and interrupted, "Just call me by my name, I told you last time."

"Okay..." Zhang Boya was a little aggrieved, "Then can I go play with you?"

"No."

Before Han Zizhou could speak, Gu Ze's voice came out.

"What I mean is that Han Zizhou is... busy and needs to study hard, so he doesn't have time to play with you." Gu Ze smiled and patted Yao Jie next to him.

Yao Jie's brain circuit is still online this time, "Yes, we scumbags still need Han Zizhou to help us make up lessons, he is busy, busy..."

Unexpectedly, Zhang Boya smiled, "Then can you also help me with my lessons, I'm not very good at studying..."

……

"If you need to make up lessons, ask Uncle Zhang to help you find a teacher who speaks much better than me." Han Zizhou refused neatly, "We have something to do, so we will leave first."

"Ah, okay, Zhou..." Zhang Boya swallowed the salutation back, "Goodbye."

"Ah."

After speaking, a group of people left first.

"Brother Zhou, is that your sister?" Several people asked casually.

Han Zizhou shook his head, "No, it's just an uncle's daughter, I don't know her well."

"Oh." Yao Jie nodded, and felt that it was meaningless, and chatted with Tang Yuan and the others about the game again, "I bought a new skin yesterday..."

Gu Ze walked beside, listening to Han Zizhou's words, "I'm not familiar with you, yet you still call me so close."

Han Zizhou smiled, "What's her name?"

"Didn't she call you, so what!" Gu Ze glanced at him.

Han Zizhou pretended to be indifferent, "What?"

"That's right, Brother Zhouzhou." Gu Ze suppressed his voice, hummed the four words from his mouth, felt a little ashamed, and cursed in a low voice, "Fuck! Why are you so disgusting!"

Listening to Gu Ze's words, Han Zizhou didn't feel disgusted, it sounded nice...

Gu Ze's voice was cold, and when he called him in a low voice, vaguely, it sounded a hundred times better than that kind of sticky girl.

Han Zizhou felt that he was a double-standard scene!If Gu Ze called him that, he would be quite happy... But Gu Ze is impossible, it doesn't fit Gu Ze's school bully style.

"Two or three things about school bullies and school bullies":

Anna: [Picture.jpg] [Picture.jpg]

Anna: Is the Shura field at the entrance of the cafeteria?

Kill me in English: Hurry up and come to the front row to eat melons.

Anna: This girl seems to know Brother Zhou, and she is talking to Brother Zhou, and Brother Ze is standing beside her.

Ai Ai: Only the newcomers laugh, but the old ones cry.

Xiaobaibai: No, no, no, real cards can always defeat Xiaobailian.

Mathematics makes me happy: What if a childhood sweetheart comes out halfway... Isn't this a sweet essay that turns into an abuse essay?

One thought: This stalk can have...you love me, I love you, but I didn’t expect you to have a little green plum, you think that small green plum is very good, I was injured and left, and then you find that you don’t like small green plum anymore, you love it so much it's me!

Fanfan is not Fanfan: What a sadomasochism drama!I feel very good.

Fanfan is not Fanfan: Pass the pen to the boss.

One thought: I worked overtime this morning to write the "Christmas Special Cookies".

One thought: 1.

There is a box of chocolates on Brother Zhou's seat, but there is no signature.

Brother Ze: Who gave you a gift, why don't you open it up and have a look?

Brother Zhou: I don't know.Maybe it's that girl.

Brother Ze glanced calmly at the boy beside him.

The small forest behind the teaching building.

Brother Ze pressed Brother Zhou against the wall, "Are you happy to receive the girl's gift?"

Brother Zhou smiled slightly, "Happy."

Hearing this, Brother Ze squeezed his chin, "Say it again."

"You didn't give me a gift, so I can't accept other people's gifts?"

"Give me to you, okay?"

Xiaobaibai: Is it Zezhou today? !I can!I can!

Oreo: Ma'am please Zhou Ze! ! !

……

There was a lot of crowing in the group, but the two protagonists didn't know anything.

Han Zizhou looked at Gu Ze who was taking a nap next to him, and thought it was a little funny.

I can't remember the formulas of mathematical trigonometric functions, and I start cursing people in a hurry and anger, and just say "fuck" back and forth, which doesn't fit the personality of a school bully at all.

Han Zizhou looked at Gu Ze boredly, with sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, a small scar at the corner of his eye, a tall nose, and light pink lips.

Han Zizhou was thinking about Gu Ze's sentence: Brother Zhouzhou...

It's over, my mind is full of...

Gu Ze slept for a while and woke up on time.As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Han Zizhou's pink neck, side face and ears.

"Do you feel warm?"

"Ok?"

"My face is so red..."

The author has something to say: Thank you everyone.