self-deprecating

"Dingling bell——" the bell after class woke up the drowsy students in class.

Gu Ze stood up from his seat, "I'm going to wash my face with cold water, otherwise I'll still be sleepy in the next class."

Han Zizhou nodded, "I'll go out too."

Gu Ze said "hmm", and the two walked out together.

At the top of the stairs, Han Zizhou went downstairs.

"Where are you going?" Gu Ze asked strangely, didn't he go to the bathroom?

"The commissary."

"Oh." Gu Ze responded and walked to the bathroom.

The canteen is located close to the cafeteria, and it is a bit far to go there during the 10-minute get out of class break, so everyone basically goes to the canteen after lunch.

After the first class in the morning, the canteen was empty and there were no students. There was only one cashier aunt leaning on the cashier to watch TV dramas.

Han Zizhou looked around the shelves, found instant coffee, grabbed a handful and prepared to pay the bill.

When he was about to leave, he turned around again, scanned the snack shelf, and took a few packets of potato chips, biscuits and other messy things.

Anyway, they are all here, so I might as well buy more.

Han Zizhou stepped into the classroom carrying a large bag of snacks.

"came back."

"Well," Han Zizhou put the snack bag on the table, rummaged around to find a Nescafe instant coffee and handed it to Gu Ze, "Here."

"Thanks." Gu Ze took the instant coffee, opened his cup and went in.

"Is this useful?" Gu Ze shook his cup and took a big sip.

"It will take a while to work, it can't work immediately." Han Zizhou handed him another bag of potato chips.

"Ok?"

"Buy whatever you want." Han Zizhou took out another packet of biscuits and handed it to the two girls in the back row.

"Thank you Brother Zhou!" Bai Lu and Zhong Xiaofan thanked each other with a smile.

"It's okay, you're welcome." Han Zizhou smiled.

The class bell rang suddenly, and everyone immediately put away their playful thoughts, put the snacks and extracurricular books under the table, and got ready for class.

The second period was English class. The determination that Gu Ze had built up with great difficulty was fragmented and crumbled in the English teacher's non-stop English sentences.

The coffee that Mr. Han gave so affectionately didn't work very well for the time being, and Gu Ze was a little bit out of his mind.

Gu Ze reached out his hand to feel in the pocket of the table, and happened to touch the potato chips that Han Zizhou gave him just now.

Gu Ze thought for a while, then gently unpacked the potato chips.

"Crack, click..." The sound of a small plastic bag came from next to my ear.

Han Zizhou turned his head to look over, and Gu Ze was carefully unpacking the potato chips.

Han Zizhou:? ? ?With a puzzled expression, do you eat in class?

Gu Ze took a potato chip and stuffed it into his mouth, hiding behind the standing book and chewing carefully.

"Eating in class, so inattentive." Han Zizhou said.

"..." Gu Ze paused, "I didn't want to eat on purpose, it's just...eating in class makes it difficult to sleep."

Gu Ze glanced at the English teacher Ms.sun, who was writing on the blackboard, but didn't see them.

"You must be very careful when eating in class, and you will not be noticed by the teacher if you are highly concentrated. So once I eat, I don't want to sleep." After Gu Ze finished speaking, he handed a piece of potato chips from the back of the book to Han Zizhou's mouth , "Do you want to eat?"

"..." It made a lot of sense and I couldn't even refute it.

The potato chips in Gu Ze's hand hit his mouth, Han Zizhou glanced at the unsuspecting Ms.sun, and quickly opened his mouth to eat the potato chips.

"Crack clap..."

The sound of eating potato chips is a bit loud.

Eating in class is probably a must-have skill for students.When the teacher turned around to write on the blackboard, he quickly stuffed it into his mouth, and then hid behind the erected textbook, carefully agitating his cheeks.

"Brother Ze, Brother Zhou..." After the two sneakily ate two pieces of potato chips, they heard Bai Lu calling them in a low voice.

He turned around suspiciously.

Bai Lu handed over an unpacked pack of biscuits, "Brother Ze, Brother Zhou, let's change? We want to eat potato chips..."

"..."

"Row."

When the teacher walked to the other side to give a lecture, the people at the two tables quickly exchanged things like underground workers, and then quickly hid them in the pockets of the desk.

"Thank you Brother Ze." Bai Lu showed a standard smile.

Gu Ze hooked the corner of his mouth, and took the opportunity to eat a biscuit.

Han Zizhou felt a little helpless looking at the three eating happily.

Zeng Yang, who was sitting in the back row, poked Bai Lu and Zhong Xiaofan's backs with a pen, "Sister, we have something to share..."

Then he successfully took away two whole potato chips.

Han Zizhou: "..."

This was really not his intention, he just bought a few bags of snacks randomly, not for everyone to eat in class.

Han Zizhou glanced at Gu Ze, and the news revealed in his eyes probably wanted to ask: "Why are you still eating?"

But obviously Gu Ze didn't understand the deep meaning, and skillfully handed a biscuit to Han Zizhou's mouth, "Do you want to eat it?"

Han Zizhou gave up and ate the biscuit directly into his mouth, still eating with relish.

The English teacher worked hard to teach a class, and the group centered on Bai Lu ate a class.After Ms.sun finished assigning homework and left with brisk steps, a circle of complaints erupted around her.

"It's not interesting for you guys to eat and not share in class..."

"I didn't eat breakfast in the morning, and I'm hungry now. You guys still eat snacks with sound, I'm not afraid that Ms.sun will hear you."

"Is there any more? I want to eat too."

Bai Lu took out the bag of potato chips from the table pocket, "There are only potato chips left..."

Gu Ze looked at the students in the class, took out snacks from his desk pocket and threw them to everyone, "Thank you very much, Brother Zhou."

Han Zizhou: "???"

"Hahahahahaha, Brother Ze's arrogance gave me the illusion that Brother Ze sold it."

"Your Brother Zhou's is mine." Gu Ze returned to his usual bossy look, raised his eyebrows, "You talk so much, don't let others eat."

"Thank you Brother Zhou, thank you Brother Ze." Several people laughed, and immediately opened the snacks and shared them.

Yao Jie and Duan Yuelin also ran "thousands of miles" from the last row to join the fight for snacks.

"When did mine become yours?" Han Zizhou raised his eyebrows like Gu Ze, and asked Gu Ze.

"What? Can't you?" Gu Ze asked back.

"No."

"Hey, why are you so stingy." Gu Ze and his brother wrapped their arms around Han Zizhou's neck.

"I want to get paid. Today I memorized 20 more English words." Han Zizhou instantly switched from "five good deskmates" to "strict teacher Han".

Gu Ze let go of Han Zizhou's neck, "...you are cruel."

"It's fine, it's fine." Han Zizhou put on a show and was just pulled by his collar.

"..."

While talking, Lao Zhang appeared at the back door, "Gu Ze! Han Zizhou! Come out, both of you."

The two looked at each other suspiciously and left the classroom.

As soon as he walked in front of Lao Zhang, he was hit on the chest by Lao Zhang with a book.

"Think about it for me, you two, what did you do today?"

It's only been two classes, what can I do?

The two stood in front of Lao Zhang and automatically calculated the time forward, but they couldn't figure it out after thinking for a long time.

"Can't figure it out?" Old Zhang asked again.

"Old Zhang, just tell me if you have anything to say." Gu Ze put his hands in his coat pockets and said with his head tilted.

Lao Zhang's eyes turned to Gu Ze's face, "What's the matter with your mouth?"

Gu Ze was confused, how could a fight be found in a dark alley after school at night?But what does this have to do with Han Zizhou?

"It's nothing, I knocked it accidentally." Gu Ze said perfunctorily.

"Am I blind? Knock me one now, and I'll see how you do it. It looks like this." Lao Zhang raised his hand and knocked Gu Ze again with the book, "Come on, come on, show me a show." .”

Han Zizhou lowered his head and smiled slightly.

"You're still laughing!" Lao Zhang didn't have time to put down the book and it fell lightly on Han Zizhou's arm, "You are the first in the grade to take the lead in eating, the key is that the level of stealing is so poor, and the dean discovered it. The complaint came to me."

That's what happened...

"Teacher, I'm sorry, I shouldn't eat in class." Han Zizhou stood beside him obediently, apologizing to Lao Zhang.

"Old Zhang," Gu Ze said, "I ate it. I want to sleep in class, so I eat something to divert my attention, so that I don't have to sleep and can listen to the class."

Lao Zhang nodded, then paused for two seconds in doubt.Where is eating in class better than sleeping in class?

"You are not allowed to eat in class, and you are not allowed to sleep in class. You two, please pay attention to me, don't let the dean find me here again, I feel ashamed." Lao Zhang waved his hand in disgust, "Such a big man If you are still looking for a teacher like this, I despise you all, so leave quickly, your hair will turn white every day."

"Thank you teacher, we understand." Han Zizhou quickly thanked Lao Zhang.

"Old Zhang, I can recommend you hair dye. It is said that it is pure plant and does not damage your hair at all." Gu Ze said to Lao Zhang who was about to leave.

"Get out, brat! I'll just be less angry." Lao Zhang cursed with a smile, put the book under his arm and left.

"Old Zhang is really worried about having a student like you." Han Zizhou tugged on Gu Ze's arm, "Let's go, go back to your seat."

Gu Ze let him pull, "Then Lao Zhang is really relieved to have a student like you."

Han Zizhou couldn't help laughing when he heard this, and let out a "hmm" with a smiling mouth.

"So you let him rest easy."

There was also a faint smile on the corner of Gu Ze's mouth, and he said casually, "It depends on your mood."

"Whatever mood you are in, memorize your words." Han Zizhou glanced at him.

"..."

Teacher Han is too dedicated, and Gu Ze is a little speechless.

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