self-deprecating
Chapter 24
As soon as Han Zizhou stepped up the stairs, he saw Gu Ze leaning on the handrail of the stairs.
"Why did you come out?" Han Zizhou asked.
"Come out and go to the toilet." Gu Ze explained.
"Isn't the bathroom on the second floor?" Han Zizhou asked again.
"I came out, but I still didn't see you, so I came down to take a look." Gu Ze smiled, "Then I saw you cruelly rejected the school belle."
Han Zizhou rolled his eyes at him, "I don't know him, why add WeChat."
"The school belle came to strike up a conversation with you because she was interested in you, and you rejected it. I guess this is the first time she has struck up a conversation and was rejected." Gu Ze had a look on his face.
"What does it have to do with me..." Han Zizhou pulled Gu Ze upstairs, "Okay, go back."
"Ah."
The two entered the box one after the other, and they heard Yao Jie and Duan Yuelin crying and howling.
"It's okay, it's okay, you sing so badly, it's hard for everyone to support you." Gu Ze patted Yao Jie on the shoulder.
"Brother Ze, Brother Zhou, why did you two go? Go out together, come back together." Yao Jie asked casually.
Han Zizhou didn't speak, but just glanced at Gu Ze.
Gu Ze rolled his eyes at him, "The bathroom."
"Are you little girls? Go to the bathroom hand in hand?"
"Hey! What little girl? We girls are not like this either!" Bai Lu interjected.
"Ha ha ha ha."
"It's alright, alright, let's leave after eating, it's getting dark early, everyone should go back early." Han Zizhou said with a smile.
"Yeah, it's time to go home."
Everyone packed up their things, put on their bags, put on their coats and left one after another.
It was dark and the street lights were on.
Tang Yuan and Gao Linfei happened to live close to the homes of the two girls, so the four of them took a taxi to take the girls home first.
Others also took taxis to go home one after another, "Thank you Brother Zhou, goodbye Brother Zhou, goodbye Brother Ze!"
In the end, only Gu Ze and Han Zizhou were left standing by the roadside.
"How did you go back?" Han Zizhou asked.
"Bus." Gu Ze pointed to the platform not far away, "I'll go to the Internet cafe."
"Yeah." Having been at the same table for two months, Han Zizhou already knew Gu Ze's trajectory.
"You go home early." Gu Ze said.
"I'll take the bus too." Han Zizhou looked at the bus stop and said.
Gu Ze nodded, "Okay."
The two walked side by side to the bus stop.Not many people, only two or three passers-by waiting.
Han Zizhou glanced at Gu Ze's thin sweater and jacket, "Is it cold?"
At night, the temperature had dropped to single digits, and Gu Ze was still wearing two simple clothes.
"It's okay." Gu Ze moved his shoulders indifferently.
Han Zizhou pulled Gu Ze to his right, "You stand here."
Han Zizhou stood against the wind by himself, blocking Gu Ze behind him.
"At the same table, why are you being so nice to me?" Gu Ze put his arm on Han Zizhou's shoulder, leaned against him and asked with a smile.
Han Zizhou turned his head sideways.
Gu Ze was very close, the tip of their noses was only a few centimeters apart, Han Zizhou seemed to be able to count Gu Ze's slightly curled eyelashes.
Under the warm yellow light, the two looked at each other silently, their warm breath intertwined.
"Didi——" The car's horn sounded harsh, Gu Ze suddenly got up from Han Zizhou's shoulder, and took a look, "The bus is coming."
Han Zizhou glanced at Gu Ze again, "Yes."
The bus stopped by the platform, and the two got on the bus.Han Zizhou only took two stops, and he had to get off and take another bus.
Gu Ze sat lazily by the window, and Han Zizhou sat outside near the aisle, which was convenient for getting off.
The rickety bus makes people feel sleepy easily, Gu Ze yawned, feeling a little lethargic.
Han Zizhou: "Rest early today, don't be too late."
Gu Ze let out a "hmm", like a lazy fat orange cat.
The distance is very short, and Han Zizhou will get off the bus soon.When he was about to get off the car, Han Zizhou patted Gu Ze's head, it was still short and had a bit of stubble, "Be careful on the road, don't fall asleep."
Gu Ze rolled his eyelids and smiled, "Understood, don't touch me."
Han Zizhou stopped in time and got off the bus, "Let's go, be careful on the road."
Gu Ze waved his hand.
The bus left a trail of exhaust fumes and carried Gu Ze away.
When I arrived at school on Monday morning, the desks and books put away for the exam were still piled up in the back of the classroom, and everyone was arranging their own desks and textbooks, chatting noisily.
Gu Ze was walking over from the back row with a stack of books in his arms, "Here we come."
Han Zizhou put down his schoolbag, "Yes."
Gu Ze put the book on Han Zizhou's table.
Han Zizhou saw that it was indeed his own book.
"Have you finished moving your books?"
"Well, I don't have much, so I just moved it for you."
"Thanks." Han Zizhou nodded, "I'll move it, you go back to your seat."
Gu Ze ignored Han Zizhou's words, turned around and walked to the back row, "Let's go together, we'll finish moving in one trip, Yao Jie and the others can move the table."
That's right, after moving the books early, Yao Jie and the others can sit in their seats.
Han Zizhou followed, "Okay."
Gu Ze's books were randomly stuffed into the desk, and they were packed quickly.
Han Zizhou divided them into categories, placing textbooks on the left and exercise books on the right. After sorting them out, he looked at Gu Ze, with his eyes closed and his head tilted against the wall.
Han Zizhou remembered how he felt when he tried to lean against the wall during the exam. The damp and cold feeling was a headache, so he raised his hand to support Gu Ze's head, "Isn't it uncomfortable to lean against it like this? It's cold and damp, so I won't be afraid of a headache."
Gu Ze raised his head and looked at him, "My back hurts from sleeping on the table."
A person who is about 1.8 meters tall is sandwiched between two tables. The space is not spacious enough for him, who is too tall, to curl up on the table, like a shrimp, and his spine is naturally uncomfortable.
Han Zizhou thought for a while, "Forget it, you sleep like this." After speaking, he took Gu Ze's head and leaned on his shoulder.
Gu Ze stiffened his neck uncomfortably.
Han Zizhou pushed him directly onto his shoulders, "Sleep while you sleep, and study when you don't sleep."
"Sleep, why don't you sleep, the human-shaped pillow is so comfortable." Gu Ze replied, and An Anxin closed his eyes and began to sleep.
Han Zizhou's height was about the same as Gu Ze's. Gu Ze relaxed his body and leaned over, his height was just right.
Bai Lu and Zhong Xiaofan sat in the back row, their minds filled with barrage.
"awsl!!!"
"It's love!!!"
"It's great for two people to pet each other! I really can't do it!"
……
Naturally, the two of them did not forget their good sisters, and the group messages of "Anecdotes about School Bully and School Grass" began to flicker again.
Xiaobai: [picture.jpg]
Xiaobai: Without further ado, let’s just post the pictures.
Yichao: Ahhhhh!Let me cock!Fairy love!
Ye Zhiqiu: I should eat lemons!
H. : Why is the school bully leaning on Han Xiaocao's shoulder so soft and cute!I can!I really can!
zelex: Knock me to death!I locked this pair of cp, and I swallowed the key!
Fanfan is not Fanfan: In the morning, the school bully helps the school grass move books, and the school bully makes the school bully sleep on his shoulder.This kind of mutual pet cp really knocked me to death!
Yuxiang: School bully and school grass are real! rio!
It's windy: I wake up early in the morning to eat dog food, and the hunger that I didn't eat earlier has disappeared...
Cloud: It's too sweet!This dog food is enough to kill me, and I am willing too!
. : Sisters above, duck doesn't have to...
. : Rational knock cp, civilized campus depends on you and me!
Xiaobai: Knocking on cp every day, throwing dog food in front of me, I think I'm going to get diabetes...
BLUE: Xiaobaibai don’t want it~ Everyone in the group still depends on you for support!Looking forward to your first-hand information!
Xiaobai: Thank you for your trust in me. @一次大大, can I remind you to update?
One thought: I am here, I will write today, the midterm exam has passed, I will write right away!
Fanfan is not Fanfan: Pass the pen to the boss.
Yuxiang: Pass the pen to the boss.
. :+1
……
The wind is blowing: +10086
……
Han Zizhou and Gu Ze didn't know that the crowd in the group was sleeping alone and studying alone in the morning, quiet and harmonious.
The first class was Lao Zhang's math class. Everyone sat obediently in their seats and waited for the trial of fate.
Exams are the teacher's magic weapon; points are the lifeblood of students.
The whole class was a little nervous, and the classroom atmosphere was a little depressing.Occasionally someone spoke, and they lowered their voices and spoke in a breathy voice.
Lao Zhang was holding a thermos cup, stepped on the class bell and walked into the classroom. Dozens of pairs of eyes looked at him silently, hoping to see some clues in Lao Zhang's expression.
Lao Zhang still had his usual smiling expression, and he couldn't tell whether he was happy or unhappy at all.
Lao Zhang stood on the podium and glanced around. Except for a pair of eyes, everything else was on his body.Lao Zhang is satisfied with his charm.
"Gu Ze." Old Zhang called out.
Gu Ze didn't want to sleep in Lao Zhang's class, he just finished self-study early, because the atmosphere today was quite depressing, the classroom was quiet, and he didn't wake him up at all, and it was very comfortable to sleep on the human pillow, so he fell asleep accidentally It's time for class.
Gu Ze was woken up, opened his eyes and took a look. Old Zhang was standing on the podium and looking at him.
Gu Ze quickly sat up straight without saying a word.
Lao Zhang looked at him and started his speech.
"Students, the midterm exam is over, and half of this semester has passed..."
Gu Ze leaned closer to Han Zizhou's ear, "Why didn't you call me after class!"
Han Zizhou lowered his head slightly, "You slept soundly, I don't want to wake you up."
Gu Ze's voice was hoarse with just waking up, but also anxious, "Then I can't sleep in class, it's bad to be woken up by Lao Zhang."
"Well, I see, I will call you next time."
"As for the test scores this time, I don't think it's that important." Lao Zhang paved the way for a long paragraph of chicken soup, and finally got to the topic that the students were concerned about.
"Teacher, why aren't grades important? It's very important, so just tell me." Zhong Xiaofan, as the class representative, bears the brunt.
"Correct!"
"How is the teacher's grades?"
"Teacher, tell me!"
Lao Zhang still smiled calmly, "Why are you so anxious, grades are not important, you just need to learn the knowledge."
Everyone still looked at Lao Zhang anxiously.
"If you have to talk about the results, then I will say it."
"Good good."
"Teacher, tell me!"
Lao Zhang glanced at Han Zizhou, "In this exam, Han Zizhou is the first grader."
"Brother Zhou is awesome!"
"Brother Zhou is too powerful!"
"The average grade of the class has increased by 0.8 points compared with the last time, and the ranking has increased by one. It is a small improvement. The grades of other students have improved and some have regressed. After class, you will send a report card. You can see the results If you have any questions later, you can come to me." Lao Zhang said while raising the grades in his hands and shaking them, "Now we start to comment on the test papers, take out all the papers."
After a short period of restlessness in the class, it returned to calm, and everyone took out the test papers and started class.
The author has something to say: Thank you everyone.
"Why did you come out?" Han Zizhou asked.
"Come out and go to the toilet." Gu Ze explained.
"Isn't the bathroom on the second floor?" Han Zizhou asked again.
"I came out, but I still didn't see you, so I came down to take a look." Gu Ze smiled, "Then I saw you cruelly rejected the school belle."
Han Zizhou rolled his eyes at him, "I don't know him, why add WeChat."
"The school belle came to strike up a conversation with you because she was interested in you, and you rejected it. I guess this is the first time she has struck up a conversation and was rejected." Gu Ze had a look on his face.
"What does it have to do with me..." Han Zizhou pulled Gu Ze upstairs, "Okay, go back."
"Ah."
The two entered the box one after the other, and they heard Yao Jie and Duan Yuelin crying and howling.
"It's okay, it's okay, you sing so badly, it's hard for everyone to support you." Gu Ze patted Yao Jie on the shoulder.
"Brother Ze, Brother Zhou, why did you two go? Go out together, come back together." Yao Jie asked casually.
Han Zizhou didn't speak, but just glanced at Gu Ze.
Gu Ze rolled his eyes at him, "The bathroom."
"Are you little girls? Go to the bathroom hand in hand?"
"Hey! What little girl? We girls are not like this either!" Bai Lu interjected.
"Ha ha ha ha."
"It's alright, alright, let's leave after eating, it's getting dark early, everyone should go back early." Han Zizhou said with a smile.
"Yeah, it's time to go home."
Everyone packed up their things, put on their bags, put on their coats and left one after another.
It was dark and the street lights were on.
Tang Yuan and Gao Linfei happened to live close to the homes of the two girls, so the four of them took a taxi to take the girls home first.
Others also took taxis to go home one after another, "Thank you Brother Zhou, goodbye Brother Zhou, goodbye Brother Ze!"
In the end, only Gu Ze and Han Zizhou were left standing by the roadside.
"How did you go back?" Han Zizhou asked.
"Bus." Gu Ze pointed to the platform not far away, "I'll go to the Internet cafe."
"Yeah." Having been at the same table for two months, Han Zizhou already knew Gu Ze's trajectory.
"You go home early." Gu Ze said.
"I'll take the bus too." Han Zizhou looked at the bus stop and said.
Gu Ze nodded, "Okay."
The two walked side by side to the bus stop.Not many people, only two or three passers-by waiting.
Han Zizhou glanced at Gu Ze's thin sweater and jacket, "Is it cold?"
At night, the temperature had dropped to single digits, and Gu Ze was still wearing two simple clothes.
"It's okay." Gu Ze moved his shoulders indifferently.
Han Zizhou pulled Gu Ze to his right, "You stand here."
Han Zizhou stood against the wind by himself, blocking Gu Ze behind him.
"At the same table, why are you being so nice to me?" Gu Ze put his arm on Han Zizhou's shoulder, leaned against him and asked with a smile.
Han Zizhou turned his head sideways.
Gu Ze was very close, the tip of their noses was only a few centimeters apart, Han Zizhou seemed to be able to count Gu Ze's slightly curled eyelashes.
Under the warm yellow light, the two looked at each other silently, their warm breath intertwined.
"Didi——" The car's horn sounded harsh, Gu Ze suddenly got up from Han Zizhou's shoulder, and took a look, "The bus is coming."
Han Zizhou glanced at Gu Ze again, "Yes."
The bus stopped by the platform, and the two got on the bus.Han Zizhou only took two stops, and he had to get off and take another bus.
Gu Ze sat lazily by the window, and Han Zizhou sat outside near the aisle, which was convenient for getting off.
The rickety bus makes people feel sleepy easily, Gu Ze yawned, feeling a little lethargic.
Han Zizhou: "Rest early today, don't be too late."
Gu Ze let out a "hmm", like a lazy fat orange cat.
The distance is very short, and Han Zizhou will get off the bus soon.When he was about to get off the car, Han Zizhou patted Gu Ze's head, it was still short and had a bit of stubble, "Be careful on the road, don't fall asleep."
Gu Ze rolled his eyelids and smiled, "Understood, don't touch me."
Han Zizhou stopped in time and got off the bus, "Let's go, be careful on the road."
Gu Ze waved his hand.
The bus left a trail of exhaust fumes and carried Gu Ze away.
When I arrived at school on Monday morning, the desks and books put away for the exam were still piled up in the back of the classroom, and everyone was arranging their own desks and textbooks, chatting noisily.
Gu Ze was walking over from the back row with a stack of books in his arms, "Here we come."
Han Zizhou put down his schoolbag, "Yes."
Gu Ze put the book on Han Zizhou's table.
Han Zizhou saw that it was indeed his own book.
"Have you finished moving your books?"
"Well, I don't have much, so I just moved it for you."
"Thanks." Han Zizhou nodded, "I'll move it, you go back to your seat."
Gu Ze ignored Han Zizhou's words, turned around and walked to the back row, "Let's go together, we'll finish moving in one trip, Yao Jie and the others can move the table."
That's right, after moving the books early, Yao Jie and the others can sit in their seats.
Han Zizhou followed, "Okay."
Gu Ze's books were randomly stuffed into the desk, and they were packed quickly.
Han Zizhou divided them into categories, placing textbooks on the left and exercise books on the right. After sorting them out, he looked at Gu Ze, with his eyes closed and his head tilted against the wall.
Han Zizhou remembered how he felt when he tried to lean against the wall during the exam. The damp and cold feeling was a headache, so he raised his hand to support Gu Ze's head, "Isn't it uncomfortable to lean against it like this? It's cold and damp, so I won't be afraid of a headache."
Gu Ze raised his head and looked at him, "My back hurts from sleeping on the table."
A person who is about 1.8 meters tall is sandwiched between two tables. The space is not spacious enough for him, who is too tall, to curl up on the table, like a shrimp, and his spine is naturally uncomfortable.
Han Zizhou thought for a while, "Forget it, you sleep like this." After speaking, he took Gu Ze's head and leaned on his shoulder.
Gu Ze stiffened his neck uncomfortably.
Han Zizhou pushed him directly onto his shoulders, "Sleep while you sleep, and study when you don't sleep."
"Sleep, why don't you sleep, the human-shaped pillow is so comfortable." Gu Ze replied, and An Anxin closed his eyes and began to sleep.
Han Zizhou's height was about the same as Gu Ze's. Gu Ze relaxed his body and leaned over, his height was just right.
Bai Lu and Zhong Xiaofan sat in the back row, their minds filled with barrage.
"awsl!!!"
"It's love!!!"
"It's great for two people to pet each other! I really can't do it!"
……
Naturally, the two of them did not forget their good sisters, and the group messages of "Anecdotes about School Bully and School Grass" began to flicker again.
Xiaobai: [picture.jpg]
Xiaobai: Without further ado, let’s just post the pictures.
Yichao: Ahhhhh!Let me cock!Fairy love!
Ye Zhiqiu: I should eat lemons!
H. : Why is the school bully leaning on Han Xiaocao's shoulder so soft and cute!I can!I really can!
zelex: Knock me to death!I locked this pair of cp, and I swallowed the key!
Fanfan is not Fanfan: In the morning, the school bully helps the school grass move books, and the school bully makes the school bully sleep on his shoulder.This kind of mutual pet cp really knocked me to death!
Yuxiang: School bully and school grass are real! rio!
It's windy: I wake up early in the morning to eat dog food, and the hunger that I didn't eat earlier has disappeared...
Cloud: It's too sweet!This dog food is enough to kill me, and I am willing too!
. : Sisters above, duck doesn't have to...
. : Rational knock cp, civilized campus depends on you and me!
Xiaobai: Knocking on cp every day, throwing dog food in front of me, I think I'm going to get diabetes...
BLUE: Xiaobaibai don’t want it~ Everyone in the group still depends on you for support!Looking forward to your first-hand information!
Xiaobai: Thank you for your trust in me. @一次大大, can I remind you to update?
One thought: I am here, I will write today, the midterm exam has passed, I will write right away!
Fanfan is not Fanfan: Pass the pen to the boss.
Yuxiang: Pass the pen to the boss.
. :+1
……
The wind is blowing: +10086
……
Han Zizhou and Gu Ze didn't know that the crowd in the group was sleeping alone and studying alone in the morning, quiet and harmonious.
The first class was Lao Zhang's math class. Everyone sat obediently in their seats and waited for the trial of fate.
Exams are the teacher's magic weapon; points are the lifeblood of students.
The whole class was a little nervous, and the classroom atmosphere was a little depressing.Occasionally someone spoke, and they lowered their voices and spoke in a breathy voice.
Lao Zhang was holding a thermos cup, stepped on the class bell and walked into the classroom. Dozens of pairs of eyes looked at him silently, hoping to see some clues in Lao Zhang's expression.
Lao Zhang still had his usual smiling expression, and he couldn't tell whether he was happy or unhappy at all.
Lao Zhang stood on the podium and glanced around. Except for a pair of eyes, everything else was on his body.Lao Zhang is satisfied with his charm.
"Gu Ze." Old Zhang called out.
Gu Ze didn't want to sleep in Lao Zhang's class, he just finished self-study early, because the atmosphere today was quite depressing, the classroom was quiet, and he didn't wake him up at all, and it was very comfortable to sleep on the human pillow, so he fell asleep accidentally It's time for class.
Gu Ze was woken up, opened his eyes and took a look. Old Zhang was standing on the podium and looking at him.
Gu Ze quickly sat up straight without saying a word.
Lao Zhang looked at him and started his speech.
"Students, the midterm exam is over, and half of this semester has passed..."
Gu Ze leaned closer to Han Zizhou's ear, "Why didn't you call me after class!"
Han Zizhou lowered his head slightly, "You slept soundly, I don't want to wake you up."
Gu Ze's voice was hoarse with just waking up, but also anxious, "Then I can't sleep in class, it's bad to be woken up by Lao Zhang."
"Well, I see, I will call you next time."
"As for the test scores this time, I don't think it's that important." Lao Zhang paved the way for a long paragraph of chicken soup, and finally got to the topic that the students were concerned about.
"Teacher, why aren't grades important? It's very important, so just tell me." Zhong Xiaofan, as the class representative, bears the brunt.
"Correct!"
"How is the teacher's grades?"
"Teacher, tell me!"
Lao Zhang still smiled calmly, "Why are you so anxious, grades are not important, you just need to learn the knowledge."
Everyone still looked at Lao Zhang anxiously.
"If you have to talk about the results, then I will say it."
"Good good."
"Teacher, tell me!"
Lao Zhang glanced at Han Zizhou, "In this exam, Han Zizhou is the first grader."
"Brother Zhou is awesome!"
"Brother Zhou is too powerful!"
"The average grade of the class has increased by 0.8 points compared with the last time, and the ranking has increased by one. It is a small improvement. The grades of other students have improved and some have regressed. After class, you will send a report card. You can see the results If you have any questions later, you can come to me." Lao Zhang said while raising the grades in his hands and shaking them, "Now we start to comment on the test papers, take out all the papers."
After a short period of restlessness in the class, it returned to calm, and everyone took out the test papers and started class.
The author has something to say: Thank you everyone.
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