self-deprecating
Chapter 1
At the end of August, the weather was still very hot, and the cicadas on the trees were singing intermittently, "Zhi-Zhi-".Although it was already afternoon and the sun was about to set, there was still no coolness.
Han Zizhou tugged on his collar, sweating, sticky and uncomfortable.Stop the bike, put one leg on the ground to support the bike, and one leg on the pedal.
Han Zizhou took out his mobile phone from his pocket and opened the Gaode map.
They moved here two days ago, Mr. Han Cong and Ms. Riemann were busy with business and left in a hurry.
What did Ms. Li say before she left?
"Son, your father and I are going to make money to support our family, otherwise you will drink the northwest wind? Although it has only been a few days since we moved here, the school has already been arranged, so you don't have to worry."
Oh, and one more sentence. "Don't miss us too much."
Han Zizhou was a little speechless, he didn't even think about it when he was a child, but now that he's such an adult, he doesn't even think about it.
After getting rid of the messy things in his mind, Han Zizhou looked at the map of Gaode.
A mechanical female voice came from the receiver, "Turn left 10 meters ahead..."
turn left?
Han Zizhou glanced at the road ahead and thought, isn't this turning into a village in the city?Is there a shorter way?Recommended route after big data analysis?
Forget it, follow the navigation.
Han Zizhou turned in on his bicycle.
This alley is quite long. After riding for a long time, Han Zizhou still felt that something was wrong. Why did he feel that the more he rode, the more he entered the village in the city?
A timely voice came from the mobile phone in his pocket, "The route is being re-planned for you."
what?
Han Zizhou took out his mobile phone, isn't this telling him to ride back?What Gaode map is a wicked map!
"Fuck!" Han Zizhou cursed secretly, turned a corner and rode out.
While riding a car, there was a sound from behind.
"stop!"
"Don't run if you can!"
"stop!"
……
Han Zizhou stopped the car in doubt, what's going on?Why don't you let me go?
Han Zizhou looked back and saw a boy running in front, followed by four or five boys chasing and shouting.
Oh, so I didn't call myself.
Based on the idea of not affecting others, Han Zizhou rode his bicycle to the side of the road, leaving a not-so-wide road.
You run first, and I will not affect you.
As soon as he stopped on the side of the road, the boy running in front rushed in front of him.
"Brother, hurry up, I know you are here to pick me up, hurry up!" After finishing speaking, he jumped on the back seat of his bicycle.
Han Zizhou was shocked by this operation, "No, who are you..." Huh?
Before he could finish speaking, the chaser interrupted Han Zizhou's questioning with a "stop".
Han Zizhou couldn't hold back, and cursed again, "Fuck!" Then he stepped on his pedal and rushed out.
Han Zizhou rode all the way out of the alley. The people behind were probably tired of chasing people, or they didn't want to chase people on the road, so they stopped cursing and didn't chase them out again.
Han Zizhou parked his bicycle on the side of the road, "Get off."
"Ah! Dude, thank you." The boy jumped out of the car and said to Han Zizhou with a smile.
Han Zizhou glanced at him coldly, "Do you know you? Who is your buddy? It's comfortable to sit in the back of the car?"
The boy didn't see the slightest bit of embarrassment, and grinned at him, secretly thinking: Although there is no expression on his face, it is true that he is handsome...
"Gu Ze."
"Huh?" Han Zizhou asked a question from his throat.
"My name, now we know each other."
Han Zizhou looked at the boy, who wore a black T-shirt, sweatpants, and a pair of basketball shoes.She has an inch-cut head, her hair is shaved very short, just a short stubble, there is a somewhat obvious scar next to the right eyebrow, a pair of peach blossom eyes, when she looks at people with a smile, she is inexplicably ruffian and a little seductive.
"I'm not interested." Han Zizhou was worried about being chased by someone, and he rode his bicycle very fast with others. Now he stopped, his legs were a little sore, and his back was full of sweat. He obviously didn't have a good look at the culprit.
"Don't, buddy, you see that you helped me, of course I want to get to know you, thank you very much." Gu Ze looked at him and smiled.
Han Zizhou looked at the boy in front of him, paused for a few seconds and asked, "Can you ride a bicycle?"
Gu Ze nodded, "Yes."
"That's fine." Han Zizhou slid back from the seat and sat in the back seat of the car.Then patted the car seat, "Come on, you take me."
Gu Ze didn't expect Han Zizhou to do this, so he raised his eyebrows and stepped on the bicycle.
"Okay, buddy, where are you going?"
Han Zizhou spit out the name of the community expressionlessly, "Jin Shui Yuan."
"okay."
Gu Ze stepped on the pedal and rode along the side of the road.I thought to myself, Jinshuiyuan, a villa area that can be built in Rongcheng City, living in this place is indeed a rich person.
Han Zizhou sat in the back seat, watching Gu Ze ride a bicycle and lead him to turn left at the intersection.
Oh, it turned out that I turned left at the intersection, not just turning into the village in the city.
Han Zizhou silently complained about the distance calculation of the "Wicked Map", ten meters?It's 20 meters, right?
Gu Ze's voice came from the front, "Brother, what's your name? I can't just call you 'Brother' every time I see you."
Han Zizhou was obviously still angry, "Why do we still meet?"
"Ah?" Gu Ze twitched the corners of his mouth, "Just, what if? You see, reunion is fate. The Buddha said, 'Looking back five hundred times in the previous life is only in exchange for passing by in this life', the two of us The fate of riding the same bicycle, I will definitely meet again in the future."
Han Zizhou was speechless when he heard his "destiny", "I will tell you next time we meet."
"Okay." Gu Ze responded, speeding up.
Gu Ze was riding fast, the wind was blowing a bit cool, Han Zizhou sat in the back seat and looked at the surrounding environment boredly.
Gu Ze slammed on the brakes, and under the action of inertia, Han Zizhou's head hit Gu Ze's back.
"What are you doing?!" Han Zizhou asked speechlessly.
"The light is red, you can't cross the road." Gu Ze replied.
Han Zizhou looked at the signal light in front of him, and there were still five seconds left before the green light, "Just hurry up and rush over, there are still a few seconds left."
"No. If the red light turns on in the middle of the road, how dangerous it is." Gu Ze directly rejected him.
"Why are you so obedient, like elementary school students crossing the road hand in hand." Han Zizhou replied.
"Elementary school students still know that 'stop at a red light and go at a green light', unlike you, who take chances." Gu Ze didn't pay attention to his words, and obediently waited by the side of the road.
"Okay, okay, you obey the traffic regulations, you did the right thing, do you want me to award you a "Civilization Star" certificate?" Han Zizhou choked on him.
"Okay." Gu Ze looked at the green light and rode out.
Han Zizhou couldn't help laughing when he heard Gu Ze's cheeky remarks.
He really wants to.
Gu Ze was obviously familiar with the route, and it didn't take long for him to park his bicycle at the gate of "Golden Water Garden".
"Here we are, buddy." Gu Ze stopped the car and said to him.
Han Zizhou got down from the back seat of the car, "Thank you."
"No, no, I should thank you. If you don't help me today, I'm going to run and throw up. I don't know how they can run so well today." Gu Ze said with a smile to him while sitting in the car.
"Yeah." Han Zizhou nodded, "Come down, are you addicted to sitting?"
Gu Ze quickly jumped off the bike, "Your bike is very comfortable to ride."
Han Zizhou nodded, "I bought it not long ago."
The bicycle is a road bicycle that he only bought during the summer vacation. It cost him less than 1 yuan, and he is still a treasure.He doesn't participate in any competitions, but simply likes to ride a bicycle.Two days ago, for the convenience of storing things, I installed a back seat.
Now that I think about it, the back seat can be removed.
Gu Ze didn't say any more, and waved his hand at him, "Okay, you go home, and I'm going home too."
Han Zizhou nodded, "Yes."
"Goodbye, let's go." After Gu Ze finished speaking, he turned and walked in another direction.
When Han Zizhou entered the house, the newly invited aunt had already prepared the meal.
"Ah, Xiao Han is back, let's eat quickly."
The aunt's surname is Wu, and Han Zizhou calls her "Aunt Wu". She is in her early fifties and works quickly and cleanly.
Han Zizhou nodded, "Got it."
After returning to the room, he took a shower, changed his clothes, and the sticky feeling on his body disappeared, so Han Zizhou felt better and went downstairs to eat.
Gu Ze left from the gate of Jinshuiyuan, looked at the route before getting on the bus. Although it was not too far from his home, he still had to transfer once.
As soon as he got in the car, his phone rang. Gu Ze turned on the phone. It was Yao Jie's WeChat message.
Outstanding talent: "Brother Ze, are you coming to the Internet cafe?"
Gu Ze moved his fingers, "No, my mother told me to go home for dinner."
Outstanding talent: "Auntie leaves work early today?"
Gu Ze: "Well."
Outstanding talent: "Okay, you go home."
Gu Ze put away his phone and looked out the window.
The bus was against him today, it took a long time to wait for the bus, and it took Gu Ze five to ten minutes to get home.
After entering the house, Gu Lan has already returned and is preparing dinner in the kitchen.
Gu Ze walked into the kitchen, "Mom, why did you come back so early today?"
"What's so early? Look at the time, where did you go? You're only coming back now." Gu Lan said while chopping vegetables.
Gu Ze smiled, "Mom, I just went out to play for a while, and didn't pay attention to the time."
"Okay, hurry up and wash up, you're sweaty and dirty, come out to eat after washing."
"Hey, I got it." Gu Ze responded, turned around and went to take a shower.
When she came out, Gu Lan had already prepared the meal. The mother and son were sitting at the dining table. Gu Lan asked, "There are not a few days left in the summer vacation. How is your summer homework going?"
Gu Ze took a bite of the food, "It's pretty good." He lay quietly in his schoolbag, white and fat...
Gu Lan nodded, "That's good, we must work hard in the new semester."
"Understood, Mom, let's eat quickly." Gu Ze smiled and picked up a piece of meat for his mother.
"Don't pinch me, you eat quickly."
"Okay, look at how much I eat."
"You're still young, you're growing up, eat more." Gu Lan glanced at him.
Actually not too young, 17 years old.
From the baby in his arms, he has grown into such a man taller than himself by a head...
Gu Ze ate, washed the dishes, and sent Gu Lan to dance in the square. Then he sat at the table and carefully read a few clean summer homework that didn't even have a name.
The author has something to say: Thank you everyone.
Han Zizhou tugged on his collar, sweating, sticky and uncomfortable.Stop the bike, put one leg on the ground to support the bike, and one leg on the pedal.
Han Zizhou took out his mobile phone from his pocket and opened the Gaode map.
They moved here two days ago, Mr. Han Cong and Ms. Riemann were busy with business and left in a hurry.
What did Ms. Li say before she left?
"Son, your father and I are going to make money to support our family, otherwise you will drink the northwest wind? Although it has only been a few days since we moved here, the school has already been arranged, so you don't have to worry."
Oh, and one more sentence. "Don't miss us too much."
Han Zizhou was a little speechless, he didn't even think about it when he was a child, but now that he's such an adult, he doesn't even think about it.
After getting rid of the messy things in his mind, Han Zizhou looked at the map of Gaode.
A mechanical female voice came from the receiver, "Turn left 10 meters ahead..."
turn left?
Han Zizhou glanced at the road ahead and thought, isn't this turning into a village in the city?Is there a shorter way?Recommended route after big data analysis?
Forget it, follow the navigation.
Han Zizhou turned in on his bicycle.
This alley is quite long. After riding for a long time, Han Zizhou still felt that something was wrong. Why did he feel that the more he rode, the more he entered the village in the city?
A timely voice came from the mobile phone in his pocket, "The route is being re-planned for you."
what?
Han Zizhou took out his mobile phone, isn't this telling him to ride back?What Gaode map is a wicked map!
"Fuck!" Han Zizhou cursed secretly, turned a corner and rode out.
While riding a car, there was a sound from behind.
"stop!"
"Don't run if you can!"
"stop!"
……
Han Zizhou stopped the car in doubt, what's going on?Why don't you let me go?
Han Zizhou looked back and saw a boy running in front, followed by four or five boys chasing and shouting.
Oh, so I didn't call myself.
Based on the idea of not affecting others, Han Zizhou rode his bicycle to the side of the road, leaving a not-so-wide road.
You run first, and I will not affect you.
As soon as he stopped on the side of the road, the boy running in front rushed in front of him.
"Brother, hurry up, I know you are here to pick me up, hurry up!" After finishing speaking, he jumped on the back seat of his bicycle.
Han Zizhou was shocked by this operation, "No, who are you..." Huh?
Before he could finish speaking, the chaser interrupted Han Zizhou's questioning with a "stop".
Han Zizhou couldn't hold back, and cursed again, "Fuck!" Then he stepped on his pedal and rushed out.
Han Zizhou rode all the way out of the alley. The people behind were probably tired of chasing people, or they didn't want to chase people on the road, so they stopped cursing and didn't chase them out again.
Han Zizhou parked his bicycle on the side of the road, "Get off."
"Ah! Dude, thank you." The boy jumped out of the car and said to Han Zizhou with a smile.
Han Zizhou glanced at him coldly, "Do you know you? Who is your buddy? It's comfortable to sit in the back of the car?"
The boy didn't see the slightest bit of embarrassment, and grinned at him, secretly thinking: Although there is no expression on his face, it is true that he is handsome...
"Gu Ze."
"Huh?" Han Zizhou asked a question from his throat.
"My name, now we know each other."
Han Zizhou looked at the boy, who wore a black T-shirt, sweatpants, and a pair of basketball shoes.She has an inch-cut head, her hair is shaved very short, just a short stubble, there is a somewhat obvious scar next to the right eyebrow, a pair of peach blossom eyes, when she looks at people with a smile, she is inexplicably ruffian and a little seductive.
"I'm not interested." Han Zizhou was worried about being chased by someone, and he rode his bicycle very fast with others. Now he stopped, his legs were a little sore, and his back was full of sweat. He obviously didn't have a good look at the culprit.
"Don't, buddy, you see that you helped me, of course I want to get to know you, thank you very much." Gu Ze looked at him and smiled.
Han Zizhou looked at the boy in front of him, paused for a few seconds and asked, "Can you ride a bicycle?"
Gu Ze nodded, "Yes."
"That's fine." Han Zizhou slid back from the seat and sat in the back seat of the car.Then patted the car seat, "Come on, you take me."
Gu Ze didn't expect Han Zizhou to do this, so he raised his eyebrows and stepped on the bicycle.
"Okay, buddy, where are you going?"
Han Zizhou spit out the name of the community expressionlessly, "Jin Shui Yuan."
"okay."
Gu Ze stepped on the pedal and rode along the side of the road.I thought to myself, Jinshuiyuan, a villa area that can be built in Rongcheng City, living in this place is indeed a rich person.
Han Zizhou sat in the back seat, watching Gu Ze ride a bicycle and lead him to turn left at the intersection.
Oh, it turned out that I turned left at the intersection, not just turning into the village in the city.
Han Zizhou silently complained about the distance calculation of the "Wicked Map", ten meters?It's 20 meters, right?
Gu Ze's voice came from the front, "Brother, what's your name? I can't just call you 'Brother' every time I see you."
Han Zizhou was obviously still angry, "Why do we still meet?"
"Ah?" Gu Ze twitched the corners of his mouth, "Just, what if? You see, reunion is fate. The Buddha said, 'Looking back five hundred times in the previous life is only in exchange for passing by in this life', the two of us The fate of riding the same bicycle, I will definitely meet again in the future."
Han Zizhou was speechless when he heard his "destiny", "I will tell you next time we meet."
"Okay." Gu Ze responded, speeding up.
Gu Ze was riding fast, the wind was blowing a bit cool, Han Zizhou sat in the back seat and looked at the surrounding environment boredly.
Gu Ze slammed on the brakes, and under the action of inertia, Han Zizhou's head hit Gu Ze's back.
"What are you doing?!" Han Zizhou asked speechlessly.
"The light is red, you can't cross the road." Gu Ze replied.
Han Zizhou looked at the signal light in front of him, and there were still five seconds left before the green light, "Just hurry up and rush over, there are still a few seconds left."
"No. If the red light turns on in the middle of the road, how dangerous it is." Gu Ze directly rejected him.
"Why are you so obedient, like elementary school students crossing the road hand in hand." Han Zizhou replied.
"Elementary school students still know that 'stop at a red light and go at a green light', unlike you, who take chances." Gu Ze didn't pay attention to his words, and obediently waited by the side of the road.
"Okay, okay, you obey the traffic regulations, you did the right thing, do you want me to award you a "Civilization Star" certificate?" Han Zizhou choked on him.
"Okay." Gu Ze looked at the green light and rode out.
Han Zizhou couldn't help laughing when he heard Gu Ze's cheeky remarks.
He really wants to.
Gu Ze was obviously familiar with the route, and it didn't take long for him to park his bicycle at the gate of "Golden Water Garden".
"Here we are, buddy." Gu Ze stopped the car and said to him.
Han Zizhou got down from the back seat of the car, "Thank you."
"No, no, I should thank you. If you don't help me today, I'm going to run and throw up. I don't know how they can run so well today." Gu Ze said with a smile to him while sitting in the car.
"Yeah." Han Zizhou nodded, "Come down, are you addicted to sitting?"
Gu Ze quickly jumped off the bike, "Your bike is very comfortable to ride."
Han Zizhou nodded, "I bought it not long ago."
The bicycle is a road bicycle that he only bought during the summer vacation. It cost him less than 1 yuan, and he is still a treasure.He doesn't participate in any competitions, but simply likes to ride a bicycle.Two days ago, for the convenience of storing things, I installed a back seat.
Now that I think about it, the back seat can be removed.
Gu Ze didn't say any more, and waved his hand at him, "Okay, you go home, and I'm going home too."
Han Zizhou nodded, "Yes."
"Goodbye, let's go." After Gu Ze finished speaking, he turned and walked in another direction.
When Han Zizhou entered the house, the newly invited aunt had already prepared the meal.
"Ah, Xiao Han is back, let's eat quickly."
The aunt's surname is Wu, and Han Zizhou calls her "Aunt Wu". She is in her early fifties and works quickly and cleanly.
Han Zizhou nodded, "Got it."
After returning to the room, he took a shower, changed his clothes, and the sticky feeling on his body disappeared, so Han Zizhou felt better and went downstairs to eat.
Gu Ze left from the gate of Jinshuiyuan, looked at the route before getting on the bus. Although it was not too far from his home, he still had to transfer once.
As soon as he got in the car, his phone rang. Gu Ze turned on the phone. It was Yao Jie's WeChat message.
Outstanding talent: "Brother Ze, are you coming to the Internet cafe?"
Gu Ze moved his fingers, "No, my mother told me to go home for dinner."
Outstanding talent: "Auntie leaves work early today?"
Gu Ze: "Well."
Outstanding talent: "Okay, you go home."
Gu Ze put away his phone and looked out the window.
The bus was against him today, it took a long time to wait for the bus, and it took Gu Ze five to ten minutes to get home.
After entering the house, Gu Lan has already returned and is preparing dinner in the kitchen.
Gu Ze walked into the kitchen, "Mom, why did you come back so early today?"
"What's so early? Look at the time, where did you go? You're only coming back now." Gu Lan said while chopping vegetables.
Gu Ze smiled, "Mom, I just went out to play for a while, and didn't pay attention to the time."
"Okay, hurry up and wash up, you're sweaty and dirty, come out to eat after washing."
"Hey, I got it." Gu Ze responded, turned around and went to take a shower.
When she came out, Gu Lan had already prepared the meal. The mother and son were sitting at the dining table. Gu Lan asked, "There are not a few days left in the summer vacation. How is your summer homework going?"
Gu Ze took a bite of the food, "It's pretty good." He lay quietly in his schoolbag, white and fat...
Gu Lan nodded, "That's good, we must work hard in the new semester."
"Understood, Mom, let's eat quickly." Gu Ze smiled and picked up a piece of meat for his mother.
"Don't pinch me, you eat quickly."
"Okay, look at how much I eat."
"You're still young, you're growing up, eat more." Gu Lan glanced at him.
Actually not too young, 17 years old.
From the baby in his arms, he has grown into such a man taller than himself by a head...
Gu Ze ate, washed the dishes, and sent Gu Lan to dance in the square. Then he sat at the table and carefully read a few clean summer homework that didn't even have a name.
The author has something to say: Thank you everyone.
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