Where are the monsters?

Chapter 17 Whose New Clothes 2

It's really cold and abnormal. It's only the beginning of November, and the Shichahai Lake is already frozen.But no matter how cold the weather is, it can't stop the heat of people's hearts. In order to court a mate, human beings can only want demeanor but not temperature.After flying around Shichahai, Di Jiang said that what he sees most on the ice are men and women. By teaching others to skate or showing off their skating skills, he tries to find someone who can keep warm together in the cold winter. people.

"Poor humans don't have fur to keep warm, so they can only find another person to warm themselves. There is no need for a furry monster like me. Xiao Huang, although you have no fur, you should be able to regulate your temperature yourself. Say something When you come back, I don’t know what kind of dragon you are. I heard that your dragon can be subdivided into five elements. Is it true? You should have inheritance memory. But it's going to take a lot of hard work, and it's still a bit difficult to teach a dragon Dijiang's nirvana."

Di Jiang has gotten used to Bao Ma's life, so he has to take some time every day to nest on the dragon's egg, use its fluffy warm belly to touch the slightly shaking eggshell surface, and talk about outside things to Xiao Huang.There is a saying in human education that prenatal education is very important. Children are not ignorant of the external environment before they are hatched (belly). You need to communicate with them more to let them experience the love of their parents.Seriously speaking, Di Jiang was born from chaos and has no specific gender, so he can be both his parents.

The last time Mu Feng came back from the bottom of the well, he got a bronze tripod. The inscription on it was very similar to the map of the star room.After Mu Feng got the dragon egg, he didn't know if he understood the reality that raising a dragon is not easy, and finally corrected his mentality and wanted to seriously study the strange knowledge. Of course, he asked Di Jiang, who doesn't know words.

Di Jiang was pleased that Mu Feng finally became sensible (opened up), but he was helpless, who made him a monster.It is normal for monsters to not understand the words of human monks.

"Little Huang, you were born in this era, and you have suffered eight lifetimes of bloody misfortune. This is no longer the era of our big monsters. That boy Mu Feng wonders why I can't understand those words. Isn't it strange that I don't understand? I think back then we all relied on divine consciousness to communicate. I was able to speak human language, which is already a natural skill. If someone speaks, demons speak, ghosts speak, why do I have to learn foreign languages.

Who doesn't know that learning a foreign language is a headache. When I saw Mu Feng learning English, it was not easy to learn.But they do a lot of things in cultivation, and they have produced several sets of characters. This shamanistic language is only used by middle and high-level monks in human cultivation. There are so many strokes, and what words also contain the power of formations? Have that spare time to learn.Generally speaking, cultivators of different races speak the lingua franca of the past, without written records, and inject their spiritual consciousness directly into the jade slips. I don’t use such a convenient method.

However, whether it is a human cultivator or a demon cultivator, we never thought that today, when the world changed suddenly, those guys would pat their butts and leave, and they would not give us a clear way to stay.I knew that I should have asked clearly before going to the star storage room to cultivate. Who would have thought that after waiting for tens of thousands of years, even a literate person could not be found.It was so frustrating.

Frustration, do you understand what this means?In short, although you will be born in an era full of people, you can't be a dragon.

Why do I tell you these things, we are here to miss the past, but the wood and the black paint are going outside to have fun.They went skating, that is, the Twolegs put a pair of skates on their feet, and then they were able to scribble across the ice without any technical difficulty. I think I could dance with six feet back then. "

After the dragon egg Xiaohuang babbled for a while, Di Jiang trembled under his stomach, wondering if he disliked Di Jiang's long-winded words.If Xiao Huang was born at the wrong time, then please forgive Di Jiang for his sense of loss of life. Even if he turns into a sparrow and flies around, he doesn’t seem to lose his freedom, but after all he also understands that this is not his time.

Fortunately, Dijiang is a monster who is very good at self-regulation, and he immediately found new fun. "Xiao Huang, why are you shaking? Do you also want to go skating? You need feet for skating. Now you are just an egg, and you will look like noodles when you come out of the shell. How can you skate. However, we can't skate, but we can see it." Look. Let me think about it, you can't stay in the house all the time, it's too bad for growth. Don't worry, I'll let you see the colorful world of human beings."

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Mu Feng didn't know that Di Jiang had added a task to him for no reason, how to let Longdan see the outside world, he and Ying Nizhen went to Shichahai to learn ice skating.

I don't know if shopkeeper Zhang's suggestion is effective, but Ying Ni really decided to teach Mu Feng how to skate.However, the reason he used was serious.

"You don't have to be surprised that I can skate. It's not a good saying. The body is the capital of the revolution, so I have been involved in various sports. If ice skating is a good sport, you should learn it. According to incomplete research in the Song Dynasty There was Bingxi in the Ming Dynasty, and it had already entered the court in the Ming Dynasty. There were many things to play on the ice in those days. "Yiqing Pavilion Miscellaneous Notes" records that "in the Ming Dynasty, Jishuitan often had more than ten beds with good people. Lay out the blue wine utensils on top of it, and enjoy drinking ice cream. It’s a pleasure for a hero.'

Wealthy kids in those days would play in different ways, connect more than a dozen big beds on the ice of Jishuitan, put wine on them, and someone dragged them to slide while drinking and composing poems.It feels a bit like when you go north and pull a cart with sled dogs.It's just that nowadays there are very few such big ice beds to play on, and at the same time, you can drink on it. No wonder it's like a heroic thing. "

As for Ying Ni's teaching to Mu Feng, he really didn't miss a chance.In fact, on Mu Feng's first day of skating, Ying Ni's company was just for psychological comfort. He told anecdotes about the past just to make Mu Feng relax.Learning to skate is actually two words to put it bluntly, patience and ruthlessness, you must be prepared to fall over and over again, and don't be afraid of pain.

After taking protective measures on his knees, Mu Feng has already started to practice, and his feet are slowly adapting to the skates.The first step for newcomers to learn to skate is to be able to stand on the ice. When you can stand firmly, you can start to walk gradually.

Listening to Ying Ni's old stories, Mu Feng could indeed divert his attention away from his feet. Sometimes beginners can't learn well because they are nervous.Fortunately, Ying Ni came today. If he followed the group of people in his dormitory, Mu Feng looked at the four people in the dormitory far away who were slipping freely but had already fallen four or five times. Notation teaching is better.

In order to keep himself from being tense, Mu Feng also distractedly chatted with Ying Ni, "Those playboys in the Ming Dynasty were playing on the ice bed, and they were skating with the help of other people. I don't need them to move their feet. Is it difficult?" I can learn from older ones."

"Ice skating is more difficult than an ice bed. Later, when the Qing army entered the customs, this ice play became a national custom. The Qing Dynasty was the golden age of figure skating. They were not only used for entertainment, but also a kind of military training. In the early Qing Dynasty, winter must The ice parade was held in the Beihai area. The soldiers of the Eight Banners began to prepare from the beginning of winter. Each banner was carefully selected. A total of 2000 people were selected to participate in the review. Before the Qing army entered the customs, they lived in the northeast area, and the natural environment made it easier for them Learning to skate, the Eight Banners also has elite soldiers in this area, who can use the advantage of the ice to fight abroad.

You don't have to go to that level, but skating is a workout.Shopkeeper Zhang has some truths in what he said. We can't stay in the store all the time, we need to exercise more. "

Mu Feng thought to himself, who said he couldn't reach the level of fighting?Now that you have learned it, you should set high demands on yourself, maybe you can escape quickly on the ice in the future.

"Boss, you have some confidence in me. I still have high demands on myself." Not to mention, Mu Feng is still very athletic. He has only found the feeling on the ice for an hour, and he has been able to stand firmly. The next step is to try to step out.

At this moment, not far away, two figures, a woman and a man, slid towards Mu Feng and rushed over.This startled a bunch of beginners.

Although there are no different areas on Shichahai, most of the beginners are divided into the northern part, in order not to be accidentally injured by those with cool skills. The one who is chasing without turning will crash into the wooden seal.

Ying Ni quickly grabbed the wooden seal and carried him into his arms. Thanks to Ying Ni's good technique, he managed to hold the wooden seal back and forth, preventing him from falling directly.

"Who is this? Do you understand the rules!" The father with the child beside him shouted, "You guys are playing crazy and there is a boundary. If you accidentally hurt the child, who will pay for it?"

Mu Feng let go of Ying Ni's hand, and he glared at the figure who was already flying away. The woman between the two was wearing a fiery red woolen coat, which was particularly conspicuous.Even if your skills are good, I will definitely get better in the future, and then you can rush over and try again.

There was no need to scold at this time, and Mu Feng was even more thankful that it was thanks to Ying Ni just now, otherwise today he must have fallen to hell. "Boss, thank you very much. It's reassuring to have a master by your side. I will treat you to noodles later, and calm us down."

Ying Ni was looking at the man and woman leaving with gloomy eyes, and turned around to see Mu Feng's smile that escaped a small catastrophe, not caring too much, which is also Mu Feng's advantage.Only then did Ying Ni return to his normal expression, "It's fine not to have fried noodles again, let's make soup noodles, it's warm in winter."

The two finished today's skating practice. Mu Feng thanked Ying Ni for his teaching. He can already stand steadily. He doesn't need to practice too much today, too much is too late, and it can't be done overnight. Everything needs to find a feeling, and continue tomorrow.

Today, apart from finding some feeling on the ice, only the red figure made Mu Feng remember, of course it was not a pleasant memory, Mu Feng decided to stay away from such dangerous skaters.

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