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There was moonlight outside the house and there was still some light, but the house was completely dark.Bao Gu was worried that if some wild animal used this uninhabited wooden house as a nest, wouldn't it be dangerous for her to break in like this?It is said that people who live in a house for a long time will easily attract dirty things, but Bao Gu dare not live in this old house with three feet of dust.She dragged the fallen heavy wooden door to the outside of the house and put it upright on the wall obliquely with all her strength. She got into the triangular gap between the wall and the door and nested in it, pouring the arrows in the quiver. Put simple defenses on both sides, cover your thirsty stomach, lean against the thick wooden wall, close your eyes and prepare to sleep.She wants to fall asleep without being afraid or feeling hungry!

As soon as she closed her eyes, she heard the sound of mosquitoes buzzing around her. Not only was it noisy, but it also bit her itchy body.Bao Gu was tossed and turned by mosquitoes and couldn't sleep!She took out her package from the storage bag, and first used her dress to set up a simple mosquito net, but these hateful mosquitoes would still come in through the gaps and bite her.She thought again that the storage bag was so big, why couldn't she put herself in the storage bag.She tried several times, but she couldn't put herself in it, and she couldn't take in the mosquitoes around her with a storage bag. It is estimated that this storage bag can't hold living things.Bao Gu could only give up the method of using storage bags, and set her eyes on the only pile of clothes that could be used to ward off mosquitoes.She lifted her big swing skirt made of two taels of gold, and tied the waist of the big swing skirt tightly with a belt, and she got in from the skirt. , The hem of the skirt hangs down to her side to cover her tightly.She used the large swing skirt as a miniature version of the circular patterned tent to cover herself, and finally kept the mosquitoes out.

The chirping of birds woke Bao Gu from his sleep.She got out from under the skirt, pulled out the bows and arrows inserted upside down on both sides to protect against wild animals, put them into the quiver, and got out from the gap between the door panel and the wall.

At this moment, the sky is already bright, and the sun is shining, reflecting the surroundings brightly, and the desolate wilderness felt at night seems like a fairyland on earth.

Before going to bed last night, she was worried about the beast, but found that her worry was unnecessary.A large log that was as thick as a bowl and chest-high surrounded the wooden house, forming a solid wall that tightly guarded the small courtyard. The logs were covered with thorns and vines that she could not name.Bao Gu felt that even if a leopard could climb the courtyard wall, it would be blocked by the barbed thorns and vines.

The small yard has been abandoned for a long time, and the grass in the yard has reached the knees.

What surprised Bao Gu was that there were actually two fruit trees in the yard.She doesn't know the name of this fruit tree, she has never seen it before, the whole tree is about ten feet high, and it is covered with vermilion fist-sized fruits, round and very pleasing.She knew that all the fruits planted in front of and behind the house were edible, so she ran to climb the tree to pick the fruits, hungry and thirsty.The shape of this fruit tree is a bit like an orange tree, and it is very easy to climb.Baogu sat on the fruit tree and picked the big and round ones. She was really hungry, so she took off the fruit and wiped it on her sleeve, and then ate it with a "click". Immediately after her stomach, there was a cooling sensation flowing from her lower abdomen to her whole body, and the pores of her whole body were stretched out in comfort.

Bao Gu found that entering this poor fairy gate is still beneficial, although poor, the fruit is delicious!She knew that what she ate was a "fairy fruit" that could not be seen in the mortal world, and eating it would definitely be beneficial.I used to read those biographical books that said that if a certain person strays into some fairy place and eats some fruit, he will get some benefits, such as immortality, such as being as light as a swallow!

Baogu ate one by one, eating eight fruits in one go, until he hiccupped, feeling that he had stretched his throat until he fell down the tree.After she got off the tree, she felt a little uncomfortable in her stomach and wanted to go to the toilet. It sounded like she was about to have diarrhea.Bao Gu clutched her stomach and hurriedly searched for the hut. She rushed into the wooden hut and searched around, but she didn't see a toilet, and hurried to both sides of the room. And the thunder in the stomach is even louder, and the river is going down, and it is about to vent thousands of miles.Bao Gu couldn't bear it any longer, she rushed to the back of the wooden house as fast as she could to find a haystack with a slightly lower terrain to solve the urgent problem.As soon as she squatted down, she could hear the sound of "cracking, crackling" and the stench was so strong that Bao Gu almost vomited out.She endured and endured, but in the end she couldn't.Very sadly, he vomited while dragging his stomach, until Baogu almost cried with tears in his eyes.She never thought that what she vomited out was black and sticky like black sesame paste.What she ate just now was obviously bright red fruit!Are these seeds poisonous?Who is full, ah, actually planting poisonous fruit in the yard in front of the house?Will it eat dead people?

Bao Gu was terrified!

Fortunately, after she vomited once, her stomach felt much lighter.

She felt that the diarrhea was almost over, and there seemed to be nothing wrong except for diarrhea and vomiting once.She relaxed a little.This is about to get up, only to find that there is no toilet paper.

Baogu had no choice but to kick up his stinky little buttocks, lift his trousers that were pulled down to his knees, hug his skirt and slowly move forward for a long distance, to pick off the wide and big leaves of unknown weeds to wipe his buttocks.She had just wiped her butt clean when her stomach rumbled again.She clamped her buttocks vigorously, picked a few large leaves, and quickly rushed back to the row of low-lying places near the edge of the fence that resembled gutters and continued to squat down at a place far from the two piles just now. , There was another "cracking", and the stench that hadn't dissipated instantly became thicker and wafted into the air.Bao Gu pinched his nose tightly and scolded the senior who planted this poisonous fruit tree in front of the house eight hundred times in his heart.

About an hour later, the exhausted Bao Gu walked out from behind the wooden house with dizziness and trembling legs.She kept fanning her hands to dispel the lingering stench in the air.She couldn't count how many times she had diarrhea. She only knew that she had stretched a whole row behind the house, from the left corner of the courtyard to the right corner of the courtyard. The smell was so bad that she had vomited herself several times.

What annoyed Baogu the most was the black spitting out of her mouth, she was sweating profusely, and even her body was covered with a layer of black mud. When she rubbed it with her hands, it turned into a big round ball of mud. The mud balls that were rubbed out were bigger than the health pills sold in drugstores.

Bao Gu held her nose and ran to the stream outside the house, and she found that there was actually a stone arch bridge on the stream.There are actually stone steps by the stream under the arch bridge.She stood on the stone steps by the stream and looked into the stream, only to see that the stream was so clear that the depth was above the waist.There are also many fish in the creek, of different sizes, the small ones are only one or two fingers wide, and the big ones are a foot long, and the species are different.She didn't bother to take a closer look at what the fish looked like, and hurriedly went down to the stream to take off her stinky clothes and take a bath.

The cool stream is a little bit cold, and the slow stream rushing by is quite comfortable.Bao Gu soaked in the stream water naked, rubbing the dirt off his body.She wasn't worried that anyone would come here by mistake and see her taking a bath. It was obvious that this place had been deserted for a long time, and there were not even any footprints or paths.

Baogu rubbed his body vigorously, cleaning up and down, inside and out.All she could see was the sludge rubbed out of her body flowing down the stream, and even the fish in the stream avoided the sewage.Bao Gu once again cursed the ancestor who planted the poisonous fruit tree in the yard fiercely in his heart.

A Qingyue voice full of disgust resounded above Baogu's head: "It stinks!"

Bao Gu raised her head and saw her senior sister "Maize" standing above her with her foot on the flying sword, she was so startled that she screamed "Ah", and quickly raised her arms to cover the pair of small protruding buds on her chest.

Standing in the air, Yu Mi was originally investigating the source of the smell, and didn't pay any attention to Bao Gu who was so thin that he could see his back. He subconsciously looked at the place that Bao Gu didn't let him see when he heard the exclamation and the movement of covering his chest. , suddenly "tsk", and said: "What's so good about a flat washboard!" She steered the flying sword to change directions, peeked at Baogu's chest from between Baogu's arms, and changed her words: "Well, it's not a flat washboard, but two steamed buns stuck on a flat washboard. Such a small chest should be well covered."

Bao Gu: "..." She wants to curse!Baogu buried herself in the stream in embarrassment and anger, leaving only the parts above her neck outside, but she ignored the clarity of the stream.

Fortunately, Yumi didn't really have much interest in looking at the buns like firewood sticks. She said, "By the way, I left in a hurry last night and forgot to tell you. You can’t eat too much Zhuming fruit growing on those two fruit trees. You can only eat one at a time. With your current physique, it’s best to eat one every three to five days. If you eat too much, be careful that you will vomit and stink to death. "The stench coming from the direction of the room made her frowned again. She took a deep look at Bao Gu, who was pursing her lips and was full of anger, and said, "You won't be greedy, you already ate that fruit several times. one?"

Bao Gu couldn't bear it and shouted: "Can you forget such an important thing? Do you know how many pills I ate? Eight pills! Do you know how long I have had diarrhea? Go to the backyard and see for yourself!"

Yu Mi said "uh" and said, "Well, I have something else to do, so I'm leaving first!" She rode the flying sword and rushed towards the sky, then turned back as if remembering something, and threw a piece of jade slip into the grass by the stream In the middle, said: "Although there are many herbs and fruits on the mountain, you can't eat them casually. This jade slip records all kinds of herbs and fruits in detail. You can read more. Oh, and also, I planted some spirits in this yard. Medicines, because they have been overwhelmed by weeds due to neglect, clean up the weeds when you have time, turn over the soil, fertilize and water those elixir medicines, and they will still be worth two yuan after they grow for another hundred or eighty years Low-grade spirit stones. Use what you need in the wooden house, and don’t throw away what you don’t need. It’s not easy to buy these utensils. Also, you are poor in talent, so you have to work harder and don’t be lazy. If you haven't made any progress in the past 80 or 20 years and haven't broken through to the middle and late stage of Qi refining, I will kick you out." She didn't care about Bao Gu's reaction after she finished speaking, and flew away with her flying sword.

Baogu's face turned blue and then white, white and then blue, the veins on her forehead popped out, and after holding back for a long time, the chrysanthemum suddenly tightened, and something spewed out uncontrollably, and the stream behind her "gudong" Bubbles bubbled straight up, and a large piece of black stuff rushed up along the water and spread out.Baogu's legs were clamped, and black and smelly cakes were stuck to her freshly washed body. Her thin and small face was so green that it could compete with grass, and her facial features were distorted. .

The fish downstream of her suffered even more. Many fish jumped out of the water due to smoke, and some smaller fish turned white directly on the water surface.