[Dragon Clan·Chulu] Nibelungen Soul Relief Song

The climate in Tokyo is getting weirder and weirder. The rainy season has not yet arrived, but the sky seems to be leaking, and the rain is falling continuously.Kabukicho is a bit deserted late at night, bars and various nightclubs have reached the closing time, only Takamagahara, the most wealthy and powerful, is still lit with its towering neon signboards.Affected by the torrential rain, the store closed very early recently, and the welcoming waiter stood symbolically under the signboard, wearing snow-white gloves.

Lu Mingfei, Caesar, and Chu Zihang saw off the last batch of guests, and returned to the store to unwrap presents because they had nothing to do and couldn't sleep.Renhong just couldn’t help it. In one night, they received hundreds of gifts from guests, all wrapped in baby blue, rose red or lavender purple boxes, and tied with brightly colored ribbons.Most of the gifts given by the female guests are expensive liquor chocolates or high-end wagashi, and there is also a piece of "love" from some guests with unique tastes, which inevitably frightens people every time they appear.

Lu Mingfei tore open the gorgeous wrapping paper, revealing a white pine box.He opened the lid of the box, and in the strong smell of perfume, the box was neatly divided into 12 small compartments, and there were 12 beautiful balls of fabric inside.

"What is this?" He showed the gift to Caesar and Chu Zihang suspiciously.

"Pants." Chu Zihang calmly took out the balls of fabric one by one, and opened them for Lu Mingfei to see. 12 pairs of silk panties with different designs and patterns.There are erupting Mount Fuji, ferocious sharks, and ancient famous generals in the Warring States period, and even the childish cartoon image of Doraemon. The intoxicating style of painting can be imagined.

"One piece a month, enough to wear for a year." Lu Mingfei shrugged, and didn't even bother to comment.

"Here is another letter." Caesar unfolded the pink letter paper, cleared his throat, and read aloud emotionally, "Dear Mrs. Sakura, silk is the most gentle fabric to human skin. To protect your privacy/ You are healthy, and I specially offer you a year's worth of silk underwear. Since I don't know what style you like, I chose one of each. I love you, Yukiko Kumagai."

"I remember this person. She is the female lawyer who stole Mingfei's shoes and returned them." Chu Zihang's memory is amazing.

"So stealing the shoes failed and giving them underwear instead? I really can't understand those women's brainwaves. But it's a good thing to save me from spending money on underwear." Lu Mingfei peeled off a piece of chocolate and threw it into his mouth, then turned to Chu Zihang, "Senior brother, did you find anything interesting over there?"

"I don't know if this is considered fun." Chu Zihang put a round gift box in front of Lu Mingfei, inside was a black soft leather whip and a pair of sexy handcuffs.

"Sure enough, your guests all have Stockholm Syndrome. They probably want to practice it with you." Lu Mingfei picked up the handcuffs, weighed them, and raised his eyebrows, "The workmanship is good."

"Do you like handcuffs?" Chu Zihang asked.

"I prefer restraint-type props, which can restrict the opponent's freedom without harming the body." Lu Mingfei looked at Chu Zihang, and raised the corners of his mouth, "But those with violent tendencies like senior brother Shaking S, you should prefer bloody visual effects, right?"

"If you're only looking for visual effects, it's better to use low-temperature candles." Chu Zihang said lightly, "The main purpose of the whip is to create pain effects."

"I think back then I was afraid that I would accidentally spoil you, but now we can enjoy it openly and honestly." Lu Mingfei sighed and patted Chu Zihang's shoulder, "Senior brother, since you became a cowherd, it's really true. It's getting more and more professional."

"It's not a profession, it's just dedication." Chu Zihang replied solemnly.

"Hey! Do you see what I found?" Caesar got out from a pile of colorful wrapping paper, holding a 40 cm high PVC figure in his hand, and his tone revealed surprise, "It's actually a figure. ! A figure made in my image!"

"Your fans are very attentive! Oh, Bishamonten... This outfit is the dragon of Echigo Uesugi Kenshin! Boss, have you ever played "Warring States Warriors?" Lu Mingfei looked at the armor on the horse Modeling, fiddling with interest.

"I haven't played it. I haven't played games since I was 12 years old." Caesar was still immersed in the surprise of receiving the gift, his ice blue eyes were shining brightly, "But it sounds like you are very powerful, it seems This guest is true love to me!"

"Maybe. By the way, all figures have a dress-up function. We can change the look of Sanada Yukimura for you." Lu Mingfei said and took "Caesar" off the horse, but Caesar suddenly yelled .

"Mygod, I'm not wearing underwear!"

"Whether you wear underwear or not is your personal preference, so you don't need to tell us in a big way." Lu Mingfei said contemptuously.

"He probably wanted to say that the figurine didn't wear underwear." Chu Zihang pointed to the figure that Lu Mingfei was holding.

"Oh my god, it's really great! Just take me off the horse, and you can see that I'm not wearing underwear!" Caesar grabbed the figure and stroked it, full of praise, "It's so lifelike and ingenious! Only the Japanese can do it Such a thing! Hallelujah!"

"Because the Japanese are boring." Lu Mingfei and Chu Zihang looked at each other, "Just like that female lawyer surnamed Xiong Gu, who is usually a rigorous and pragmatic intellectual woman, who would have thought that she would give men's underwear as a gift ?”

"It's called 'You shouldn't be judged by your appearance'. Can you tell from Chu Zihang's appearance that he likes to whip others and drop wax?" Caesar said without looking up while holding his figure.

"That's why it's boring!" Lu Mingfei threw the handcuffs into Chu Zihang's gift box, "Brother, do you think leather handcuffs or metal handcuffs are better..."

Suddenly there was a commotion outside.

"Sorry, Gao Tianyuan is a club exclusively for women and does not accept male guests."

"But aren't you a man too?"

"Staff are exceptions, I am a staff member."

"Friend! Look, I'm Yosuke Eguchi's type! I also intend to be a staff member! Can you accept me here..."

The three of them winked at each other.

"This voice sounds familiar." Lu Mingfei swiftly folded 12 pairs of underwear and stuffed them into the box.

"A wind of obscenity is coming." Caesar subconsciously hid the figure.

Chu Zihang silently put down the handcuffs and whip, and quickly changed the lid of the box.

When the three of them came to the gate of Gaotianyuan, they saw a burly Aryan standing in the rain.He was wearing a pullover that was too dirty to see the color on his upper body, and a pair of jeans that had not been washed for many days on his lower body. The clothes were full of oil stains, and his messy long hair was dirty and knotted.The man was still holding a paper bag from a fast food restaurant in his hand, and the paper bag was torn open, revealing half a hamburger that had been bitten inside, like picking up leftovers from someone on the side of the road.What a wet loser!

"Junior Brothers, I have finally found my relatives..." Baigou said shyly under the steps.

"Where is the homeless man? Waiter, drive away!" Lu Mingfei waved impatiently.

"Wuuu, little junior brother, you don't know me anymore? I'm your faithful roommate Finger!" Finger pounced on him and was about to hug his thigh, but Lu Mingfei stepped on his face and begged pitifully for mercy, " Brother, take it easy, take it easy, look at how hungry I am... Seeing that I have been homeless for two weeks, shaving food from the garbage dump every day, just pity me and give me something to eat, I promise Go back to the academy and say nothing!"

"The last sentence still sounds like human speech." Lu Mingfei stopped his feet and dragged Finger into the store.

Seeing this, the waiter hurried over to help, and said to Fingel as he walked: "How many customers spend money begging to trample on Sakura-sama, and you don't even care about it. Today, I stepped on you several times as soon as I met you. You are lucky!"

"That's a good relationship, you keep me too, I will teach the guests the skills to attract Master Sakura to step on for free... How about my stage name being Heracles? Women will imagine me as a muscular man..."

Fingel climbed up to the bar and sat down, Caesar asked the waiter to bring a towel to wipe his face, Chu Zihang poured him a glass of warm water.Lu Mingfei greeted the kitchen and ordered enough ramen and tempura for Finger.After a while, four full bowls of tonkotsu ramen came to the table. Fingel took a bottle of whiskey from the wine cabinet and ate the ramen with the spirits. Three bowls disappeared in his mouth in an instant, and even the noodle soup It was cleaned up.

"Come back to life!" Fingel swallowed the noodle soup in his mouth, sat up straight and stroked his stomach, showing a sweet smile full of wine and food.

"Take a bath?" Caesar suggested.This rotten dog stinks as if it had been fermented in a garbage dump, and the scent of the three of them together couldn't overwhelm it.

"Let me take it easy, let me take it easy." Fingel stood up slowly while supporting the bar counter, "I'm a little anxious to eat, so hold on."

"There is still a bowl of noodles left, and Mingfei ordered two fried shrimp tempura for you." Chu Zihang said.

"That's the next meal. I'll take it easy and go to the toilet to make room for the fourth bowl of noodles." Fingel is really not boasting. In the foodie industry, he is second to none in the past ten years at Kassel College master.

"It's good to meet you, I've never felt so sincere that you are my brothers." Fingal's eyes were flattering, like a dog looking at its master after being fed meat and bones, "You three look very good Awesome, the hairstyle is so trendy, and the clothes are also very handsome."

Lu Mingfei didn't like him. He was often flattered and flattered by the other party when he was serving Fingal's meal tickets in the past. Moreover, their current attire is really not at all handsome. Fingal is absolutely talking nonsense.Lu Mingfei is wearing a black tuxedo, a white lace shirt, and a corduroy bow tie around the collar...but the back is completely/naked; Caesar is in a small purple velvet suit with red straps that stretch his chest muscles, without a matching shirt, and is in a vacuum; Chu Zi Hang is not much better, the translucent silver suit is looming, wearing it is like not wearing it, and there is no normal uniform in this shop.

"Chairman's outfit has an Italian accent. The red suspenders are really sexy. Only people with well-developed chest muscles like you can wear them. The upright tension reminds me of Spartan warriors, evil and crazy! The president's outfit is also very Eye-catching, with the feeling of an oriental lady, I don’t know how to describe it, charming and dignified!” Fingel sighed in admiration, “As for my younger brother, you are the embodiment of temperament! Backless is suitable for you, the stars who walk the red carpet in Cannes Backless are all in fashion!"

"Can you speak human language?" A cross appeared on Lu Mingfei's head.

"Junior brother, don't be angry, I'm sincere." Finger carefully accompanied the smiling face, and then flattered Caesar, "Chairman, I have never thought you are so handsome, the style of a cowherd suits you so much, I think you have released yourself and found a second spring in your life."

Caesar began to think, maybe it would be the safest choice to silence this fellow.But he thought about it again, Finger's coming is not a bad thing, at least it can distract Lu Mingfei's attention, and this guy will be the bottom of the food chain in the future, which can greatly reduce his chance of being hacked.

"Business is priority." Chu Zihang said, "Didn't you go to Cuba for an internship? Why did you suddenly appear here?"

"The internship in Cuba is just to fool you." Fingel smiled triumphantly, "The principal knows that the Japanese branch is not willing to submit to the academy, and has been sending people to infiltrate Japan in the name of internship over the years. I am one of the great undercover agents. One, my job is to collect information about the Eight Snakes."

"Then what information did you collect?" Caesar asked.

"I have mastered all the gossip and privacy of the patriarchs! So don't be afraid, if the Eight Snakes are too aggressive, we will announce to the media their private debauchery!" Fingel revealed domineeringly.

"What we need is not this kind of information. What we need is the relationship between the Bajia of Snake Qi and the ghosts, as well as the location of the well of corpses." Lu Mingfei said weakly.

"Ghosts... I just heard about the Well of Skeletons and so on. Is that information important? More important than the pornographic news about the big names of the Eight Snake Qi Family?" Fingel was taken aback.

"Nonsense! Now that the Japanese branch has betrayed, they may have mastered the secret of the remains of the White King, and the bones are slowly hatching in Japan. Compared with the Dragon King of the level of the White King, who cares about it?" Is there a problem with their private style?" Lu Mingfei stared.

"Baibai...White King?" Fingel stammered.

"Yes! The thing that will be awakened may be the most difficult enemy that the secret party has ever encountered!" Caesar said slowly, "The Japanese call it... God!"

"This is tricky, I always thought the headmaster sent me to Japan to ruin those old things, so I spent all my time installing pinhole cameras and bugs, and got a lot of pornographic photos of them. Since there is no It’s used, why don’t you take it out for everyone to enjoy?” Fingel took out the USB flash drive from his pocket.

"Are you looking for death?" Lu Mingfei nailed a pair of chopsticks into the table in Fingel's hand.

"Your Highness, calm down, the little one deserves to die!" Fingel begged for mercy with his head in his arms.

Chu Zihang pressed Lu Mingfei's shoulder: "Okay, Mingfei, we can't say it was a bad thing when we met Brother Fingel..."

"You already think it's almost a bad thing, don't you? You've clearly said it!" Fingel exclaimed.

"I'm sorry, that's not what I meant." Chu Zihang changed his method embarrassingly, "It's a good thing to some extent, Senior Brother Fingel brought some very important information..."

"You mean pornographic photos?" Fingel asked.

Chu Zihang was so impatient with this defeated dog, he pulled out his long knife in a "bass" and said, "Since you don't want to continue this topic, let's talk about something else. Finger, I heard that you are in the dormitory Li often sleeps naked shamelessly, exposing your dirty body to pollute the eyes of the younger brother, today we are here to settle the score!"

"Don't, don't, president! This is a misunderstanding, a huge misunderstanding!" Fingel backed away again and again, and got behind Caesar to seek shelter, "Chairman, help! I am also a boy of the student union, you must help me Make the decision!"

"I don't remember ever having a subordinate like you." Caesar covered his nose to avoid the smoky stench, and dismissed Fingel impatiently.

Are you kidding me, has this guy ever participated in a student council event?Did you take him as the chairman seriously?When death is imminent, come to hug Buddha's feet!No matter how insane the opposite Lionheart Club is, he is also an elite of the undergraduate department. His student union has raised such a waste wood, and he is still a scumbag who can only consume military rations!Seeing his face, Caesar couldn't help but feel angry. It would be an advantage if he wasn't strangled to death on the spot!

The author has something to say: I'm in a terrible mood, see you next Friday.