[Dragon Clan·Chulu] Nibelungen Soul Relief Song

At five o'clock in the morning, roars like killing pigs exploded from the third floor to the fourth floor.The humpback whale woke up from his dream, and rushed downstairs to find out what happened, only to find out that his three red card cowherds had drunk the guests and thrown them in the private room, and went out to fool around by themselves.The guests slept through the night and woke up fuming with anger.

This is a big taboo in the Cowherd Club. Basara King and the others have smashed Gao Tianyuan's signboard by doing so, and they should be swept out of the house.However, although the humpback whale has the heart to clean up the house, it does not have the guts to make trouble. These three are the treasures of the boss, and they are all young men with great potential. Based on the principle of heroism, the humpback whale must keep them .If you want to keep those three masters and this store, you have to appease the customers first.

"You don't know how powerful I am! I'm going to tear down the signboard of this store and tell you to get out of Shinjuku!" The fat woman roared like a fire-breathing Tyrannosaurus.

All the cowherds stand in a row, bowing at 90 degrees.The humpback whale summoned all the cowherds to the dance floor to apologize to the guests. Kansuke Fujiwara found out the identity of the fat woman. She was actually the daughter of an important official from the Tokyo Metropolitan Taxation Office. Difficult to gain a foothold in Shinjuku.

The fat woman slapped her thigh fiercely, and her white flesh trembled like water waves, "It's useless for anyone to apologize! Go and find You Jing! Let him kneel down and kiss my feet!"

The humpback whale groaned secretly in his heart. He knew that the fat woman was deeply infatuated with You Jing, and now because of You Jing's mistakes, he was unwilling to let him go. He must want to destroy You Jing's arrogance in one fell swoop and make him obey everything from now on.But even if Youjing came back, how could that strong S-attributed cornflower kneel down and kiss her feet?Except for Sakura-sama, anyone in this world who dares to make such a request would have already been buried in the grave.

The fat woman shook the champagne glass sealed in a plastic bag, "Based on my drinking capacity, just a few glasses of champagne can get me drunk? Do you think that if I send this thing to the police station, will it be tested for drugs?" Come?"

"Everyone, please calm down! Everyone, please calm down! Although this matter is the fault of BasaraKing and Ukyo, in the final analysis, I am the manager of this store! It is my lack of discipline! Let me, the man who made a big mistake, kiss you in their place Beauty's feet!" The humpback whale made up its mind and prepared to swallow this shameful humiliation by itself.

The door burst open, and the morning light slanted in after the rain.Caesar and Chu Zihang were panting while holding the door, their soaked shirts clinging to their bodies, and water droplets fell from their hair.Everyone silently looked at the two two hundred and five. The fat woman waved a kitchen knife to chop up the little fresh meat, and the desperate little fresh meat really ran back.

"Shit!" Caesar blurted out after seeing the fat woman's face clearly.After a night of narrow escapes, he had already forgotten about the fat woman.

The humpback whale looked terrified, and said that you can't come back and call the guests shit!

Chu Zihang touched Caesar's lower back with his elbow, reminding him not to show his true feelings at this time.

Caesar immediately understood, walked up to the fat woman and greeted gracefully, "How did you sleep last night? Your complexion looks much better!"

"Guests, fell asleep after drinking too much, let's go out and eat something." Chu Zihang stammered.He is the worst Japanese in the group. Anyway, he can make money just by being cool, so he didn't put much effort into Japanese.

Humpback whales only believe ghosts, you are covered in blood!A posture that angrily killed a hundred people outside!Is the travel bag in your hand dripping blood?It seems that the men the bosses want to raise are not cute cats and dogs at all, but a group of lions and tigers!The humpback really thinks its head is as big as a whale's head.

"I met an injured person on the road, so I took him to the hospital." Chu Zihang said expressionlessly.He felt that the travel bag was dripping with blood. Inside were their weapons and trench coats, which were covered with Deadpool's blood.He is a person who is not good at lying, and he didn't consider improving his cultivation in this area.If you are not good at lying, you can tell it forcefully, as long as you hold a knife in your hand, you will be fine.Although he didn't have a knife in his hand, the blood-dripping travel bag was also very intimidating. Coupled with the paralyzed face, it seemed to say "If you don't believe me, I will kill you".

"Ah! You Jing, are you okay?" The fat woman said with a caring face when she saw Chu Zihang fall into the trap immediately, "Why are unrelated people on the side of the road helping him? Maybe he is a gangster? Maybe other bad guys can't tell, It will implicate you, Ukyo!"

The best friend pinched the fat woman behind her back, reminding him not to be dazzled by beauty.

The fat woman came to her senses and regained her angry expression: "You guys drugged the champagne! Do you know what crime it is to rape a woman in Japan?"

"It's just drugging. There's really no adultery. What is the crime of drugging women in Japan?" Caesar asked nonchalantly.

"Let's see if the judge believes what you say!" The fat woman sneered, "Persons like you probably don't even have legal status? Even if you can't be convicted of obsession/rape, you will be deported!"

"Great, I thought I would have to undergo seppuku or chemical castration, so I'm relieved." Caesar smiled politely.

The fat woman was left speechless by his attitude of being a dead pig who is not afraid of the pain of boiling water. She stayed for a few seconds and then yelled hysterically: "Bastard! Do you know who I am? How dare you talk like that in front of me? After all You are just toys in my eyes! You are no different from dogs! I spend money on you to touch your hair, but you can please us! If I don’t like a dog, I will send it to a restaurant for dog meat hot pot! We If you don't like you, then..."

The humpback's body trembled slightly, its expression pale, and it remained in a stiff bowing position.Some of the cowherds were blood-red and some were pale, and they all bowed deeply.Although the fat woman's words deeply insulted their dignity, they are cowherds, and their job is to serve the guests, and they have to endure what the guests say too much.

"I spend money to buy a dog that wags its tail and barks at me, and I spend money to buy your time and you will only make me angry! If I get angry, the consequences will be very serious..." The fat woman suddenly stuck. Living.A long knife was placed across her throat, and the blade was slightly sunk into the skin. If she continued to speak, her throat would be cut open by the blade.

The veins popped up on the back of Chu Zihang's hand holding the knife, and Caesar shrugged his shoulders and turned his face away.After the bloody battle, their hearts were a little impetuous, and the behavior of the fat woman completely destroyed their patience.They are usually used to being proud, and now, for the first time, they have talked to this fat woman in a low voice for a long time, but she doesn't understand the principle of just letting the donkey down the hill and accepting it when it's good.

The humpback whale said in its heart that it's over, the beasts raised by the boss are showing their fangs!

"It's early in the morning, who is so noisy..." A hazy voice came from behind Chu Zihang, and a furry head emerged from under the navy blue poncho, rubbing his eyes and yawning.

It was only then that the humpback whale noticed that there was another person who came back together. It was all because of the murderous You Jing and Basara King who were too stealthy. They all forgot that the three psychopaths were missing for a while.

Lu Mingfei lifted the poncho that covered him, and planned to stretch comfortably, but found that only his head and arms were free, and he was tied to Chu Zihang from the chest, and he couldn't help frowning .Chu Zihang's knife was still on the fat woman's neck, Lu Mingfei looked around, and probably understood the situation in front of him.

"Dear You Jing, didn't you have enough fun last night?" Lu Mingfei wrapped his arms around Chu Zihang's neck from behind, and gently bit his ear, "Didn't I tell you that I wouldn't go anywhere? You even tied me to your body, what a child who is afraid of being lonely..."

In the light of dawn, the cornflowers in the flower fields sway with the wind, layers of red are wrapped in blue, and there is a sea of ​​poppies all over the mountains.

An ambiguous atmosphere permeated the dance floor, and the oppressive sense of daggers and swords disappeared, replaced by the sound of flowers blooming.Everyone could hear Lu Mingfei's words full of deep meaning clearly, and a series of words began to emerge involuntarily.They all know that Sakura-sama and Ukyo have an unusual relationship, and it is conceivable what happened when such two people suddenly disappeared in the middle of the night.In addition, Basara King also disappeared with them, and when Ukyo reappeared, he played a bondage play with Master Sakura, and everyone was filled with emotion: "Your circle is really chaotic!" and "Youkyo is really possessive!"

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Tachibana Ukyo, the cold-faced killer who has always been known for his aloofness and danger, turned his ears slightly red, and the guests were shocked again.Chu Zihang only understood the basics of the Japanese that Lu Mingfei spoke, but the warm breath sprayed behind his ears was genuine, and his restless murderous aura instantly disintegrated. Straps on the body.

The fat woman and her girlfriends turned their gazes between Chu Zihang and Lu Mingfei, looking at the two handsome men with their own merits, and for a while, their minds were full of mixed feelings, not knowing whether they should be envious or jealous or should offer their sincere blessings.

Lu Mingfei slid off Chu Zihang's body, and gently held the fat woman's hand, "Isn't this the beautiful Miss Thorn Bird? You Jing has been taken care of by you all along."

"No, no, where..." Stared at by those sparkling peach blossom eyes with affection, the fat woman only felt that her soul was going to be sucked away, and she still had the aura of the sword and dragon slaying before.

"I seem to have heard you compare us to dogs or something just now. Now that I think about it, it's quite appropriate." Lu Mingfei showed a warm smile, like the spring breeze turning into rain, "Loyally guarding us, never leaving our company, dogs They are really very respectable animals. Just take the three of us, BasaraKing is like a golden retriever, enthusiastic, confident, and a bit nervous; Ukyo is an Alaskan sled dog, calm, steady, and loves sports; and me , do you think I look like a 'smiling angel' Samoyed?"

The humpback whale's eyes widened in surprise. He didn't expect that Fat Granny's insulting cowherd just now would be dispelled so easily. Master Sakura is too powerful, worthy of being the pinnacle of the healing cowherd!

"I, I, I... I would like to be your little Samoyed, Mr. Sakura, would you like to be my owner..." The fat woman felt as embarrassed as a young girl when she realized that she had made a slip of the tongue before, and her relationship was immediately reversed.At this time, her stomach made a series of discordant sounds, and the fat woman realized that she hadn't eaten since last night, so she became even more embarrassed.

"It looks like you're hungry, why don't you eat something first, and we'll talk about the apology later?" Lu Mingfei gently scratched the fat woman's double chin, and suggested lovingly.He has quickly entered the role of the owner, treating the fat woman like a dog.

"No, no, it's so embarrassing to ask Sakura-sama to apologize or something!" The fat woman waved her hands repeatedly, shaking her head like a rattle.

"We have neglected the guests, and we must apologize to you. Since you are so polite, let us make you a loving breakfast to apologize." Lu Mingfei patted the fat woman's head lightly, and went to the bar Next to the refrigerator.

Seeing the turning point, the humpback whale hurriedly yelled at his subordinates: "Go to the ice storage in the basement and bring over the fresh fish and Koshihikari rice that came in yesterday... No! Move the whole kitchen here, Master Sakura will be here Show cooking here!"

Cowherd and the waiters rushed to prepare, and in a short while, all kinds of ingredients and kitchen utensils were placed on the stage. The grandeur was like a TV station recording a food show.The fat woman and her girlfriends sat down in a row under the stage, looking eagerly at the three "chefs" in white uniforms on the stage, completely forgetting the fact that they were almost killed by You Jing's sword before.

"Basara is going to wash the rice and cook the rice, and You Jing is responsible for slicing the salmon." Lu Mingfei instructed the two of them to filter the egg mixture through a sieve, mix it with warm water and milk, and pour it into tea bowls.

"Hey, how much water should I put in?" Caesar held up the inner pot of the rice cooker beside the sink.

"It's fine if the water level is up to the back of your hand." Lu Mingfei pointed to the young master who didn't touch the Yangchun water with his fingers, and put the sliced ​​mushrooms, ginkgo fruit and shelled fresh shrimp into the tea bowl.

"Ming Fei, how thick is the fish fillet?" Chu Zihang turned around, holding a shiny kitchen knife in his hand.

"Let's say 1.5 centimeters, it's more convenient to eat." Knowing that the brother with facial paralysis loves to be serious, Lu Mingfei gave a precise answer.

He put the tea bowls covered with plastic wrap on the steamer one by one, boiled another pot of water, and added tofu, seaweed, green onion and miso.Chu Zihang brought over the cut fish fillets. Lu Mingfei lit the fire with ease, poured in olive oil, and put two slices of salmon into the pan. When one side of the fish fillets was fried until golden, he turned them over with a shovel, poured Serve with salt, soy sauce, sake and lemon juice.

The miso soup in the soup pot was bubbling and bubbling, and the overflowing aroma floated down the stage. The guests swallowed their saliva, wishing they could taste it right away.Caesar and Chu Zihang stood behind the stage. They were just helping out. Now that the task was completed, the two of them who were free began to observe the chef's cooking.

"I didn't expect Lu Mingfei to have such a virtuous side." Caesar lit a cigar, "I suddenly found that you have a good eye. The future young lady of the Chu family can go to the hall and go to the kitchen."

"You can even fight StarCraft and Dragon King," Chu Zihang added.

Not far away, Lu Mingfei was wearing heat-insulating gloves, taking the chawanmushi from the steamer.Chu Zihang couldn't help but think back to the summer one year ago, when Lu Mingfei brought his injured self home, he was lying on the kitchen door and peeking at the scene where Lu Mingfei was cooking noodles.That kind of small warmth and happiness held his empty chest tightly, which was the satisfaction he had never experienced in his life.

"Don't force yourself to smirk with facial paralysis, okay, it's creepy to see you like this." Caesar sarcastically mercilessly, "By the way, have you submitted the "Marriage Application"?"

"If we can go back alive this time, I will submit it to the academy." Chu Zihang looked ahead, staring at Lu Mingfei scooping miso soup into lacquered wooden bowls.

"Action is worse than action. If you have a plan, apply as soon as possible. You have no risk of multiplying the offspring of Tyrannosaurus rex. Maybe the academy approves it faster than us." Caesar took a puff of his cigar and slowly exhaled a string of smoke rings.

"We're not in a hurry. The legal marriage age for Chinese men is 22, and Ming Fei is still young, so the wedding has to wait until graduation." Chu Zihang said seriously.

"Fortunately, the legal age of marriage for you Chinese women is 20 years old, otherwise I wouldn't be able to marry Nuo Nuo?" Caesar raised his eyebrows, "Since my wedding will be held before you, do you want to come and do it for me then?" best man?"

"Let Mingfei be the bridesmaid?" Chu Zihang looked over.

"Ahem, if you can handle Lu Mingfei, I think Nuonuo will be very happy." Caesar covered his mouth and coughed, secretly thinking that killing embryos is getting more and more serious.

"Stop chatting! Come and help serve breakfast!" Lu Mingfei yelled, waving a rice spoon.

Soon, plates of sumptuous Japanese dishes were placed in front of the fat woman and girlfriends.

"Today's breakfast is pan-fried salmon, steamed tea bowl and miso soup. The rice is made of Koshihikari rice from Niigata. I'm not good at cooking here. I hope all the ladies don't dislike it." Lu Mingfei bowed gracefully Bowing, Deacon is worse than 384.

The fat woman couldn't wait to move her chopsticks and began to taste the nutritionally balanced breakfast.The steamed custard is delicate and tender, exuding the fragrance of mushrooms and ginkgo nuts; the pan-fried salmon is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, and the heat is just right; the miso soup is also delicious, making people miss the feeling of starting home.The fat woman couldn't help shedding tears while eating, and all the grievances and dissatisfaction were thrown away.What's more, she has three beautiful men sitting beside her smilingly, enjoying the food and beauty while enjoying the beauty, pink bubbles are flying all over the sky, the fat woman feels that this life is worth it.

After the meal, the fat woman and her girlfriends bid farewell to the "Ailangs" happily, and left Gao Tianyuan one by one in a luxury car.The crisis in the Cowherd's Shop was successfully resolved, and the "male ikebana" that the humpback whale had insisted on for decades was also preserved, and all the Cowherds admired Master Sakura.The humpback whale just wanted to call them to praise them, but found the three of them were wolfing down leftovers in the kitchen.After tossing all night, they were also hungry.

The author has something to say: Kazama Ruri will appear in the next chapter, don’t worry he is not hidden by me O(∩_∩)O~

See you next Friday~~