[Dragon Clan·Chulu] Nibelungen Soul Relief Song

The school staff all looked at Chu Zihang, hoping that the president of the Lionheart Club could find a way to appease him. Chu Zihang was also very helpless because he knew Lu Mingfei too well.It is not a gentleman to take revenge without revenge. Lu Mingfei hated snakes in the first place, and he suffered a loss in front of these reptiles just now.

"No need, the day lily will be cold when you send the bomb over, I'll blow up that damned snake cave by myself!" Lu Mingfei put down his phone, rolled up his arms and sleeves at the janitorial department, "Go and inform the dormitory The students in the building evacuated quickly, I don't want to hurt innocent people!"

"S-class, don't be impulsive, wait until we catch the snake out and let you handle it, okay?" The 1.9-meter-tall muscular captain scratched his head in embarrassment, thinking that you should stop making trouble, Mr. National Treasure, and just lie in your brother's arms obediently , The fire set by the equipment department is still waiting for us to save it.

"Not good. I don't want to see their ugly faces anymore. I want to turn them into ashes—Ah!" Lu Mingfei sneezed, only to realize that he was only wearing pajamas and slippers. Lost.The night in early spring was still very cold, he shrugged his shoulders and got into Chu Zihang's clothes.

Chu Zihang took off his school uniform jacket and covered him, holding his arms tightly, "Ming Fei, the school engineering department will handle it properly, come back to the dormitory with me first."

"Yeah, yeah, it's freezing outside, you don't wear so little S-class clothes, don't worry about catching a cold."

"Hurry up and go back with Commissioner Chu, don't freeze."

"S-Class, don't worry, we will take care of the aftermath. We will definitely clean up your dormitory without leaving any traces."

The strong and fierce men echoed again and again, but Lu Mingfei had no choice but to let Chu Zihang take him away.After all, there is no hero who is hugged by a princess when he activates his voice. Who told him not to wear shoes? What a coincidence.

Chu Zihang just hugged Lu Mingfei and walked towards his dormitory. On the way, he met many members of the Lion Heart Club who came to support him.Lu Mingfei felt that his state was too embarrassing to see others, so he simply covered his head and pretended to be dead, and gave Chu Zihang all the power to deal with it.Chu Zihang's face was paralyzed, and he looked ahead with a serious expression.Everyone didn't understand the situation, and they didn't dare to say too much, they automatically lined up on both sides to make way for them, making Lu Mingfei seem to have died a heroic sacrifice.

In the night watchman discussion area, a red eye-catching bounty post suddenly popped up. The person who posted it was "Dick Tudor", which was the ID of Caesar Gattuso.

"Who can have a relationship with the Japanese royal family? I want to wrap up the Meiji Shrine in Tokyo, just for one night, for wedding purposes."

"Is this implying a marriage proposal? Sprinkle flowers!"

"Caesar, you are marrying a Chinese woman, why don't you make a reservation at the Taimiao in Beijing?"

"Countdown! The president of the student council plans to marry the red-haired witch!"

The swarm of replies pushed this bounty to the top of the list. Compared with the raging fire outside and the snakes running around the campus, it is not news. The bubble enveloped the entire forum.

A few minutes later, the discussion area scrolled and refreshed, and a new post was pinned to the top:

"The life and death of the S-class victims are uncertain, what will happen to the president of the Lionheart Club?"

The accompanying picture shows Chu Zihang holding Lu Mingfei as he shuttles through the crowd. Chu Zihang's coat is covering the head of the person in his arms. The blood-red firelight shines on his cold and hard face, which looks loveless.

The atmosphere of joy was instantly washed away, and the discussion area suddenly exploded.

"What's the situation! Lu Mingfei died?"

"This is too ironic! Just as Caesar proposed, Chu Zihang was widowed."

"It is said that all the poisonous snakes that escaped from the biological hall went to 1 in District 303. It is a miracle that Lu Mingfei survived."

"Damn! Do you want to mess with the equipment department? It's outrageous!"

"It looks like there will be a memorial service in two days, but I don't have a black suit..."

"Upstairs, do you have any humanity? Be careful that the lion's heart will kill you!"

"Students, calm down! Things are not as you imagined. Lu Mingfei was on the phone with us 10 minutes ago. We guarantee that he is still alive. Please stay safe, everyone." The equipment department replied.

"What the equipment department said is true. We can testify that the S-class is not life-threatening. Please rest assured. In addition, we have caught almost all the snakes and are currently counting the number. Please cooperate with the inspection of the students living in the dormitory in District 1. "Reply from the School Works Department.

"Report, I found a white-lipped bamboo leaf green in the women's restroom." The red-haired witch replied to the school engineering department.

"Lancelot, I saw you in the photo. Is my junior brother dead or alive?" The red-haired witch privately messaged the Yangtze River Knight.

"I think Lu Mingfei should be fine. I saw with my own eyes that the president was walking in the direction of No. 3 dormitory area. If Lu Mingfei is injured, shouldn't he go to the school hospital?" Jiang Knight replied to the red-haired witch.

"That's right." The red-haired witch sent a private message to the interstellar panda, "Call my junior brother, let's make a living?"

"Squeaky. I saw the news about Caesar's wedding ceremony. Congratulations!" Star Panda replied.

"No, you'd better take care of yourself first. Where are you in the middle of the night?"

"Brother's bed."

"Wow, you guys are developing too fast! No wonder Chu Zihang rushed back to the dormitory because of... Oh my God, tell Senior Sister what he did to you?" The red-haired witch drooled expression.

"It's okay, senior brother stuffed me under the quilt as soon as he got back to the dormitory, he's gone to take a shower now." Star Panda replied.

Depend on!This is the rhythm of eating and wiping clean.Nuonuo resisted the urge to spray nosebleeds, and turned to private message Lancelot.Lu Mingfei and Chu Zihang are the most ignorant golden partners in Kassel College. How can such two inexperienced rookies be reassuring without the guidance of others?Fortunately, there is Lancelot, a romantic Frenchman who lives under the Chuzi Terminal, and I believe he will help the president of the Lionheart Society to spend a pleasant night smoothly.

Lancelot knocked on the door of the single dormitory upstairs with anxiety, and it was Chu Zihang who opened the door. He was drying his hair with his bare upper body, apparently just after taking a shower.On the bed behind Chu Zihang, Lu Mingfei was wrapped in a quilt and sat against the wall, with Chu Zihang's laptop on his lap, concentrating on what he was looking at.

"That... didn't disturb your rest, did it?" Lancelot asked, looking over Chu Zihang's body and scanning the entire dormitory. The room was clean and tidy as usual, and it was estimated that the two hadn't started yet.

Chu Zihang shook his head, "No, I'm watching a movie."

"Watching movies is good, especially love action movies in island countries. You can learn a lot." Lancelot chuckled. Before falling in love, you need to brew your emotions. The president and S-rank are still young.

Chu Zihang didn't understand, and frowned slightly.

Seeing this, Lancelot stuffed something into Chu Zihang's hand, and patted him on the shoulder, "Creating an atmosphere is very important, and safety measures must not be sloppy. Come on, President, I wish you all a romantic and unforgettable memory." After speaking, Lancelot showed a bright smile and disappeared behind the door.

Chu Zihang closed the door, glanced at the things in his hand, and his whole body was petrified on the spot.Condoms and lubricating oil, thoughtful room service from the Vice President of the Lions Club.

"The equipment has been delivered, and the next step is to see the ability of the executor." The knight of the Yangtze River privately messaged the red-haired witch.

"You came out as soon as you delivered it? Why don't you teach it on the spot? Do you think those two people can use it?" the red-haired witch replied to the Yangtze River Knight.

"Even if you don't know how to use it, the president will still check Wikipedia. Don't underestimate the instinct of men. Whoever hasn't had the first time can do it without teaching about hormones." Jiang Knight replied.

"Instinct? Chu Zihang's instinct is to be an ascetic monk, and our college can already set up a special department of Buddhism for him. As for my junior brother, I can only see one desire in his body, appetite! You put Chu Zi Hang makes a human body cake, maybe it will stimulate his instinct." The red-haired witch replied.

"Don't worry, I have divided the members of the Lionheart Club into four groups to closely monitor the movement of the president's dormitory. And I live directly below their room, no matter what is going on above, I can't escape my ears." Lan Sloat sent a triumphant emoji.

"It seems that everyone is destined to have no sleep tonight." The red-haired witch sighed.

The gift from the vice president of the Lionheart Society was spread out on the bed, and the plot of "Resident Evil" was still going on on the laptop screen. Chu Zihang and Lu Mingfei stood and sat one by one, looking at each other speechlessly.The originally natural and harmonious atmosphere suddenly became extremely awkward after Lancelot left.

"Johnson & Johnson KY, water-soluble body lubricant, scented with ylang ylang, tsk tsk, quite emotional." Lu Mingfei put down the liquid in the small bottle, and looked at another box with red packaging, "Durex three pieces, for men Thickened type, 35 mm in diameter, convex thread design... Hehe, so trendy, brother, you really impress me!"

Chu Zihang was stunned, and hurriedly explained: "It's none of my business, Lancelot should have bought it casually."

"You can buy whatever size you want, brother, are you kidding me?" Lu Mingfei's expression showed no joy or anger, looking over with a pair of examining eyes, Chu Zihang couldn't help shivering.

"Mingfei, don't get me wrong, it's not what you think, I really didn't...I'm going to find Lancelot and have a good talk with him about life." Chu Zihang put on his clothes with a dark face, and mentioned "Cun Yu" We are about to go outside.

"Wait a minute." Lu Mingfei stood in front of him, "Talk about life and talk about life. Why are you carrying a knife?"

"I... cut watermelon." Chu Zihang said through gritted teeth.

"I hope the watermelon you're talking about isn't Lancelot's head." Lu Mingfei snorted softly, "Speaking of which, it's well-intentioned. You're acting like a teacher asking a crime, isn't it rude?"

"In my opinion, this is not a good intention at all." Chu Zihang said righteously, "You and I are not the kind of superficial people, but he speculates on other people's intentions without authorization and sends this Kind of thing. Such a disrespectful performance is a depreciation of your personality and a serious insult to the relationship between us..."

Lu Mingfei was unhappy at first, although he didn't hate physical contact with Chu Zihang, but it didn't mean he liked others prying into his mind.Not to mention that he didn't even think about what to do with Chu Zihang today, even if he had such a plan, he would lose interest because of his rebellious psychology if Lancelot messed with him halfway.Hearing that Chu Zihang's thoughts were the same as his own, he was gradually relieved.

Lu Mingfei softened his tone, and at the same time persuading Chu Zihang, he was also persuading himself: "The vice president is a romantic Frenchman. His national culture is different from ours, so there should be no insult."

"Maybe he didn't mean to be insulting, but his behavior was too indiscreet, which is not what a Lionheart vice president should do."

"Brother, your moral standards are really at the level of sages. If the world thinks like you, there will be no scumbags." Lu Mingfei yawned and waved his hands, "Put away the vice president's gift. , I’m not yet 20 years old, so I don’t want to overindulge early and ruin my body.”

"I can wait for you to grow up. As long as you don't want to, I won't force you." Chu Zihang put Cun Yu down and looked straight.

"It's not a question of whether you want to or not. When you get emotional, it will come naturally." Lu Mingfei got under the quilt and smiled at Chu Zihang, "Actually, senior brother, you can seduce me, just because of your good looks, I won't be able to hold back." .”

Chu Zihang's black line immediately, he knew that eight out of ten sentences of Lu Mingfei were unreliable.Seeing that it was getting late, Chu Zihang packed his things, drew the curtains, turned off the lights, and went to bed.

What the two of them didn't know was that when everyone confirmed that Lu Mingfei was safe and sound, but Chu Zihang carried him all the way back to the dormitory, the whole college was excited.Not only the paparazzi from the news department were mobilized, but none of the members of the Lionheart club was idle. The walls of Chu Zihang's dormitory had ears, and their every move was being closely monitored that night.

"Report to the vice president, the lights in the president's dormitory are turned off." On the rooftop of the opposite building, a cadre of the Lionheart Club put down his binoculars and sent a text message.

"Got it, leave the rest to me." After replying to the message, Lancelot climbed up the ladder borrowed from the janitorial department.He put his ears on the ceiling, and began to worry about the happy life of his own president and the next president.Just listen to the vague conversation from above:

"Mingfei, your feet are so cold."

"Poor peripheral circulation, it happens when the weather is cold, I'm used to it."

"I still turn on the heater."

"Forget it, you'll sweat if you turn on the heater."

"If you don't mind, I can warm it up for you."

"Wow! Brother, don't be so sudden, slow down, it's so itchy haha~~"

What a self-taught love story skill!Lancelot showed a gratified smile, President Goodjob!Foreplay should be like this, don't rush, let the other party relax completely, follow your steps naturally and harmoniously, step by step, and attack the target.Lancelot gave Chu Zihang 120 likes in his heart, and continued to listen to the corner.But there was no sound after that, Lancelot was not reconciled, and waited patiently, until finally he fell asleep.

After an unknown amount of time, a loud noise suddenly came from upstairs, the intensity of which made the ceiling tremble, and for a moment Lancelot almost thought it was an earthquake.

"Wow wow wow, that's great! Brother - it's amazing!"

Excited screams echoed in my ears, and I didn't need to think about how intense the two upstairs were.Lancelot patted the wall dust on his head and silently gave a thumbs up.It is worthy of being the number one combat force of the undergraduate department of Kassel College. Rolling sheets can also create an earthquake effect, and the physical fitness is great!Look, this explosive power, this persistence, three or four hours can not fall, who in the world can compete with it?Having said that, their S rank is also strong enough, it took so long to be satisfied, the president has worked hard!Lancelot shed tears of sympathy.

Upstairs in the dormitory separated by a wall, Lu Mingfei was rolling around on the bed with his mobile phone in his arms, Chu Zihang was kicked to the ground by him excitedly, and the quilt and pillow were in a mess.

"Great! Brother, we are going to Japan! Akihabara, Akihabara, here I come, Akihabara!" Lu Mingfei held up his mobile phone and couldn't hide his excitement. Ma's email -

Dear student Lu Mingfei:

You have been assigned an internship task by the Executive Department. It is expected to leave for the airport at 7:00 this morning. There will be a car waiting for you in front of the dormitory. You will take the CC1000 express train to Chicago.Please ask the person in charge of the task for the details of the task. Don't worry about your attendance and credits. The executive department has asked the professors of each subject for leave on your behalf.

Yours faithfully, Norma

The author has something to say: I don’t know if this is soup ORZ. . .