[Dragon Clan·Chulu] Nibelungen Soul Relief Song

Gonzalez, a 2015 graduate of Kassel College, Spanish, is currently working as an assistant minister in the Executive Department.There are two heroes he admired most in his life, one is the well-known dark knight Batman, and the other is his immediate boss, Minister Chu.Gonzalez woke up Saturday morning to find that a document that urgently needed ministerial approval had not yet been turned in.Since the minister didn't come back until Friday night after a week's business trip, Gonzales was afraid that his work efficiency would be affected next week, so he hurriedly called and sent the documents to the minister at home.Next, Gonzalez witnessed the most terrifying scene of his life, so much so that he began to doubt whether he could see the sun of tomorrow.

I saw the fierce guy with facial paralysis known as "killing the embryo", the sharpest sword in the former FBI, and the current Minister of Iron and Blood in the Executive Department. on a mechanical keyboard.A laptop was placed on the glass coffee table in front of him, and the computer was connected to the keyboard. The minister kept his knees typing at a constant speed, his shoulders were motionless, and his waist, back, and neck were straight, like a javelin stuck on the keyboard.

"You came just in time. By the way, report to me the work of all the staff in the executive department this week." Chu Zihang took the document and looked at it, signed it and put it on the coffee table.

"Minister, me, me, me..." Gonzalez's tongue was tied, and his legs were trembling.

It is said that typing with both hands is to show innocence, look at their ministers, they are typing with their knees!What an innovative thought and what a great skill is this?Men, be ruthless to others, and even more ruthless to yourself.The minister is indeed a man among men, a great hero, a real man!The spiritual world of heroes will never be understood by rookies.But this new skill makes my knees hurt just looking at it...

"Today is a day off, not working hours, so don't be nervous." Chu Zihang said lightly, "We are all alumni, so there is no need to be restrained."

No need for a ghost!Gonzalez even has the heart to die.All he wanted to do now was poke his eyes out and escape from the villa immediately, the sooner the better.

"That... Minister, since you are busy, I won't bother you." Gonzalez bowed quickly, ready to leave.

"It's okay, my review will be finished soon." Chu Zihang looked down at the screen, and typed out lines of characters in the word document with his knees, "You go and sit on the sofa opposite, and wait for me for 5 minutes."

"My God, please forgive me, Minister! How dare I sit across from you in your current state? Everyone should kneel together, don't abuse yourself like this!" Gonzales knelt down in front of Chu Zihang with a plop, Shed two lasagna tears.

"Quiet." Chu Zihang gave him a cold look.

Gonzalez immediately shuddered and quickly covered his mouth.Seeing Chu Zihang carefully looking towards the bedroom with a cautious expression, and combined with the previous behavior of the other party, he suddenly understood the general idea: the minister is being punished.The means of punishment is the modern version of Chinese SM—kneeling keyboard.

Everyone in the executive department knows that Minister Chu was named Grass Youzhu ten years ago. With his extraordinary perseverance in pursuit and a neural circuit as straight as a highway, he successfully took down the overlord of the Lu family. flower.The lethality of this overlord flower is quite huge. Although it has the appearance of a weak scholar in the history department, what it has done is the performance of the bomb maniacs in the equipment department. With this trump card in hand, Principal Angers is not afraid of the President of the United States. If Kassel College is not issued an educational license, even the Pentagon will have to give him face and put this guy on the anti-terrorism blacklist without hesitation.

Gonzalez used to be a member of the student union when he was in college. Once a new and old classmate reunion was held within the club, the former student union chairman Cesar Gattuso talked about the combination of Minister Chu and Professor Lu. It was a gloat.According to Boss Kai, Professor Lu is the Holy Trinity of Bloody Mary, Catherine the Great, and Empress Wu Zetian of the Tang Dynasty. A wolf from the wilderness is also forced to put on a collar, put away its wildness, and transform into a temperamental and loyal dog.

Thinking of this, Gonzalez couldn't help but feel sympathetic to his boss. He looked at Chu Zihang timidly, and seeing that he seemed to be working hard, he lowered his voice: "Minister, Professor Lu can't see anyway. How about you rest first?" when?"

Chu Zihang shook his head, showing an expression of "you are still young", and his calm tone seemed to be narrating a certain philosophy of life: "Apologizing depends on sincerity. Since you have made a mistake, you must tell the other party that you have already received A painful lesson. Otherwise, there will be no next time."

no more chance?Minister, what heinous crime have you committed!Domestic violence?Affair?Cheating?Don't, Minister!Even if you don't think about your own safety, you still have to think about us innocent and poor people!Don't you understand that the one in your family already has the ability to destroy the world initially?Gonzalez wailed inwardly, and the God of Tucao spit all over the place.

The noon sun shone in through the curtains, Lu Mingfei woke up from a hangover with a splitting headache.He has always been a drinker, but last night was their wedding anniversary, Chu Zihang was in high spirits and tried to persuade him to drink, so he accidentally drank too much.What happened afterwards was vague and unclear. It seemed that Chu Zihang took him for a drive, and then went home after the drive, then took a shower and went to bed... No, it always felt like something was missing.

Lu Mingfei pressed his temples, trying to find fragments of memory: crooked tie, wet trousers, and crumpled white shirt.The hazy picture gradually became clear, a sweaty back occupied his field of vision, his head rested on the edge of the bathtub, and the sound of rushing water was heard in his ears.The black head was buried between his legs, and the messy hair was flirting with his lower abdomen, crisp/itchy.Wrapped by the warm mouth, electric current spread from the spine to the limbs, he curled up his toes, his whole body was hot.A pair of muscular arms are supported on his sides, each line is curled up and stretched, so beautiful that it reminds people of the girl drawing water in the famous painting.He scratched the black hair curiously, and the person lying on top of him raised his head, revealing a handsome, stern and pure man's face... Where is the water-drawing girl, this is clearly a wolf invasion!

Lu Mingfei shuddered Lingling, and jumped into the air in the next second, but it was a pity that he fell back on the bed after halfway through. The KingSize bed is still soft, but the body is as heavy as if filled with lead, and the pain in the back is unspeakable.It's okay that he didn't move, but with this movement, there were bursts of indescribable dull pain somewhere between his buttocks, and the sense of disobedience being stretched out, which reminded him that he had been treated rudely there.The smell of male musk in the air has not dissipated, he accidentally lifted the quilt, and was stunned: on the legs exposed outside the nightgown, there was a pair of lace stockings that were ridiculously covered, and wherever he looked, pink The dark hickeys spread all over her body like strawberries planted, too bright to be conspicuous.

Lu Mingfei covered his face with his hands, he remembered, he remembered everything!What wedding anniversary?That's a meat-killing carnival!Extreme car shock, red wine drunk, role-playing, mandarin ducks playing in the water... only the unexpected, there is nothing impossible.Scenes of revolving doors that happened in the night ran wildly in his mind, Lu Mingfei's face turned pale, he climbed out of bed with difficulty, stretched out trembling hands and opened the closet: in a pile of neatly arranged In men's clothing, I don't know when two discordant tones were introduced.The white wedding dress with a backless back and the red cheongsam with a high slit clearly showed their presence, and every stain and wrinkle on it clearly declared how absurd what they did last night.

"Chu Zihang, you bastard!" Lu Mingfei let out a thunderous roar, pulled off his stockings, and rushed out of the room.

There are two dogs curled up in the living room, one well-behaved and the other trembling.The well-behaved one is just the original resident of his family. This guy is usually majestic and imposing, but now he is very docile for some reason, and he obediently puts a dictionary on his head and kneels on the keyboard.As for the other poor little fellow of Spanish descent, he was shaking when he heard his footsteps, and now he is curling up and crawling under the coffee table, wishing to erase his sense of existence altogether.

Finding that there were new faces in the house, Lu Mingfei straightened up his clothes and straightened his hair immediately.Having been a teacher for so many years, he has learned restraint and patience. Even if his temper is still hot, he will not explode anytime and anywhere.He adjusted his breathing, restrained his mind, and said in a clear and polite voice, "Is there a distinguished guest?"

"Hello, Professor Lululu, I'm under Gonzalez, and I'm under Minister Chu. I'm so sorry to bother you..." Gonzalez stammered as he introduced himself, doing five-body projection , Like learning from the West and worshiping the Buddha.

"It turned out to be Mr. Gonzales, what are you doing kneeling there?" Lu Mingfei sat on the sofa and pointed to the opposite side, "Be flat, give me a seat."

"Thank you, thank you." Gonzalez was nervous and almost said "Thank you, Lord Ron".He sat in a corner of the sofa very unnaturally, and saw his minister still kneeling on the keyboard, twisted his butt in embarrassment, and broke out in cold sweat.

Lu Mingfei glanced at Chu Zihang, and said nonchalantly, "You owe the bill first, and we'll settle it later. Go, make two cups of tea."

Chu Zihang took off the "Oxford Dictionary" on his head, got up silently and went into the kitchen. After a while, he really brought out two cups of green tea.The green tea is fragrant and fragrant, and it is served in a crystal clear jade porcelain tea set. A cup is placed in front of Lu Mingfei, and a cup is handed to Gonzales.

The minister personally served the tea, and Gonzales thanked him in a flurry of haste.

"Dongting Biluochun, drink and watch." Lu Mingfei picked up the teacup, lifted the lid, first smelled its fragrance, then tasted it, sipping and sniffing, pouring and drinking carefully.During this period, Chu Zihang stood behind him all the time, lowered his eyes, and kept silent, as if he was just a bodyguard, the kind who would eat and sleep with him.

"Good tea, good tea." Gonzalez praised hastily, and drank it upside down.He wiped his sweat and secretly glanced at the real owner of the house.

I saw the legendary Professor Lu sipping tea calmly, with an elegant manner and a calm demeanor.Those eyes are like peach blossoms, clear and deep, the tails of the eyes are slightly raised, with a slight blush, not like someone over [-] years old at all.He was thin and slender, his complexion was pale and bloodless, and the black silk nightgown was a bit baggy, but unexpectedly exuded a deadly sexiness.Especially the collarbone that exposed the neckline, with a faint red mark on it, like plum blossoms blooming in the snow, it is really indescribably tempting.Wait, why is there a red mark, could it be... a hickey?

Gonzalez's brain froze immediately, and then he suddenly felt that the temperature in the room dropped, as if a cloud of strong cold air passed through, and his whole body was instantly enveloped in a bone-chilling chill.He looked around wonderingly, and when he raised his head, he faced Chu Zihang's cold pupils, his eyes were as fierce as electricity, sharp as a sword, as if he was going to be hacked into pieces.Gonzales was scared out of his wits, and Chairman Caesar's "teaching" echoed in his ears again: Don't get Lu Mingfei's attention, unless you are sure to defeat Chu Zihang.

It is said that Caesar had invited Lu Mingfei several times to take a Roman bath in the Amber Pavilion, but Chu Zihang severely rejected them all, reasoning that my Mingfei's body could be seen by the men of the student union, so he refused to accept it and came to fight!Since then, everyone in Kassel has understood one thing, that a certain Chu surname has a strong desire to monopolize embryos, and his jealousy is stronger than that of the old sauerkraut jar.But some people commit crimes against the wind, and they don't cry when they don't see the coffin, and they don't look back until they hit the south wall.When Lu Mingfei was in the third grade, an heir to the Arab royal family came to the college as an exchange student, and immediately fell in love with the national treasure of Kassel at first sight.The prince took a polar bear as a dowry gift and took the opportunity to confess his love to Lu Mingfei, vowing to be his Aladdin's magic lamp, and only asked the national treasure to condescend to move to the desert to build their Babylon Tower of Babel.However, the prince's wish did not come true, because Chu Zihang, who was doing a graduation internship in Oslo, heard the wind.In the name of protecting the ecology at that time, the president of the Lionheart Association, with an Uzi submachine gun on his waist, a spear bazooka on his shoulder, and two Japanese knives in his hand, quickly parachuted to the academy and beat the prince back to his hometown in the Middle East.

"Gonzalez, your facial muscles are twitching, are you sick?" Lu Mingfei asked with concern.

"No, no, I'm just a little cold, I probably don't wear much today." Gonzalez stood up tremblingly, teeth chattering, "Professor Lu, I have something to do in the afternoon, so I'll take my leave first."

"Walk slowly, come play again when you have time." Lu Mingfei enthusiastically waved his hands under the porch, without noticing that there was a moving iceberg behind him releasing cold air.

But Gonzalez clearly felt it, and he jumped into his Chevrolet SUV and fled the scene quickly.

Looking at the wisp of white smoke that disappeared at the end of the road, Lu Mingfei suppressed his smile, gave Chu Zihang a hard look, and limped back indoors.Didn't it mean that male hormones will decline after the age of 30? Why is this guy more active and more energetic?I've never seen him so energetic before!Grandma's, I'm about to break my waist.

"Professor, this is my review, please read it." Chu Zihang put the laptop in front of Lu Mingfei, with a humble attitude and a sincere tone, like a good student handing in homework to the teacher.

Lu Mingfei supported his waist with one hand and the wall with the other, and let out a cold snort from his nose: "You do this every time, do you think you can always get away with it?"

"It's different this time. I knocked out this review with my knees." Chu Zihang emphasized.He was born in the federal police. He is physically strong and energetic. He has not seen Lu Mingfei for a long time. When he is tender, he will inevitably have excessive sex. Whenever he angers his lover, he will be punished by practicing kneeling.As time passed, he knelt down on the keyboard and developed special typing skills. Chu Zihang still felt a little proud when he thought of this.But from Lu Mingfei's point of view, it was Chu Zihang who refused to change after repeated admonitions, made progress, and turned into a wolf at every turn.

"What's wrong with typing on your knees? So what if you roll your face on the keyboard? Can it offset the good deeds you have done?" Lu Mingfei's heart became angry, and his eyes were full of power, "The bigger you are, the more shameful you are! I usually treat you badly? Make you want so much?" Dissatisfied! He also got me drunk with alcohol and started playing shame! What do you think I am? Shemale, pervert, or phony? I warn you, if you continue to be so unrestrained, we two will go back to our respective houses and find each other. Mom, you can play with yourself in the future!"

Lu Mingfei was so angry that he yelled and went straight into the bedroom, and slammed the door to be silent.Brother Chu Zihang was the only one left in the empty living room. He looked around and scratched his eyebrows, feeling a little timid.Everyone has weaknesses, and Chu Zihang is no exception.

Judging from Ming Fei's tone, you probably want to divorce him, right?Chu Zihang's heart tightened, he was in big trouble now.

The author has something to say: The little brother and Tiantian in the last chapter came to make soy sauce. I used a Luoyang shovel for two years when I was doing geological research. It happened that I read "Tomb Raiders Notes" at that time, and I was a little nostalgic.There will be no more plots of tomb robbery in the future, aside from digressing, I am already tired of my colleagues and will not write any more. (See Chapter 7 for reasons)

I hope this chapter will not be harmonized ╮(╯﹏╰)╭