[Dragon Clan·Chulu] Nibelungen Soul Relief Song

Lu Mingfei woke up from under a giant cypress tree.Not far away was a bonfire, and a little farther away was a gurgling brook. He was covered with a large cashmere check scarf, which was the one in the box intended for Chu Zihang.Fortunately, the boxes issued by the executive department are waterproof, otherwise, if you come to the Nibelungen, the luggage will probably grow hairy.Feeling that his body was a little stiff in sleep, Lu Mingfei moved, only to realize that he had become naked at some point, his one-piece jellyfish suit disappeared, and there was nothing left on his body except a pair of underwear .What happened while he was asleep?Lu Mingfei bit his thumbnail and gritted his teeth secretly.

A rustling sound came from the direction of the forest, Lu Mingfei looked over with a dark face, and was stunned.I saw Chu Zihang with his wheat-colored and undulating upper body, holding a precious knife in one hand and dragging a bloody wild boar in one hand, walking towards him with steady steps.

"Wake up." Chu Zihang threw the wild boar on the ground and turned on the bonfire, "I opened your briefcase while you were sleeping, do you mind?"

"You've already opened it, do I mind if it's useful?" Lu Mingfei rolled his eyes at him, and shook the scarf on his body, "This is your Christmas present, why did you use it as a blanket for me?"

"You use it first, you look better wearing it now."

"Yeah, naked scarf, can it not look good? I just don't know which one catches your eyes more than a naked apron?" Lu Mingfei asked eccentrically.

"I haven't seen a naked apron yet, you might as well show me a show when you go back, and I'll be able to give a reasonable answer." Chu Zihang was very modest.

"Dream!" Lu Mingfei snorted coldly, and wrapped himself into a rice dumpling.

It is said that men are easy to learn to be bad, and now it seems that it is true.Since he worked as a cowherd in Gaotianyuan for two months, the brother has become more and more open-minded, and he has the tendency to join forces with Caesar and Fingel.How dare you YY him wearing a naked apron?Think beautifully!Next time I will make you into a male body feast, and have fun playing role-playing!When Lu Mingfei thought about this, he completely ignored a problem. He himself is also a member of the men, and he can easily imitate bad things.

During this period, Chu Zihang turned his back to Lu Mingfei, cut and stabbed the spider into the wild boar's stomach, and began to clean the prey's internal organs.Bickering is a very interesting entertainment. Although Chu Zihang doesn't talk much, he often hits the nail on the head and hits the nail on the head.Caesar has been taught many times, and each time is a history of humiliation by the chairman of the student union.But Lu Mingfei is not Caesar, and if Caesar disagrees with him, the two of them can draw their knives at each other, and if he offends the S-level national treasure, he should be unable to eat and walk away.Chu Zihang knew this truth very well, so he changed the subject: "Ming Fei, I just saw a bouquet of blue roses, and they were treated with alchemy to preserve freshness. Are they also for me?"

"Hmph." Lu Mingfei closed his eyes and covered his ears, treating him like air.

"Thank you, I like it very much." Chu Zihang didn't mind Lu Mingfei's ignorance at all, he handled the wild boar skillfully, and said to himself, "This is the first time I have received a rose in my life, really. I'm very happy, they are Valentine's Day gifts, right? Speaking of which, I haven't prepared chocolates for you in return, how about Teuscher's champagne truffle chocolates? Handmade without adding preservatives, delicious and healthy..."

Champagne truffles?Lu Mingfei was a little shaken, slowly put down his hands covering his ears, and quietly opened one eye.

"It's almost done. You can roast it after peeling the skin." Chu Zihang buried the pig's internal organs under the big tree next to him, turned to him and said, "Mingfei, lend me your little sword."

"Shall we eat this later?" Lu Mingfei pointed at the dark guy, which should be a wild boar cub from its size.

"Don't you like wild boars, or do you want to eat something else?" Chu Zihang showed the spirit of humane service, "There are also grouse, rabbits and deer in the forest, which are easier to catch than wild boars, or I'll catch one of each, and you Pick and see which one suits your taste?"

Lu Mingfei waved his hands again and again, "Don't worry, I'm still looking forward to roasting wild boar. I just wonder that there are so many animals on this island, and the ecological resources are quite rich."

"It's actually very simple to think about it." Chu Zihang said, "There are giant snakes on the island. Snakes are carnivores. They have to hunt other animals to survive. A complete food chain is the basis for maintaining ecological balance."

"Yes, yes, brother, you are a mobile encyclopedia." Lu Mingfei found the pair of alchemy weapons made for him by the Japanese branch, and handed one of them over.Chu Zihang took the katana and quickly peeled off the wild boar's fur.He wiped the small sword clean and returned it to Lu Mingfei, pierced the pig's body with a wooden stick, and then used two wooden sticks to prop up the front and rear legs horizontally, and slowly rotated on the campfire.

"I can't tell, brother, you are good at surviving in the wild!" Lu Mingfei sighed sincerely, "The principal said before that a brother who can't cook is not a good brother, according to me, he should be able to forage under any conditions A senior brother is a good senior brother."

"I passed the test of "Survival in the Wild III", and it is basically no problem to live in the virgin forest for a month."

"When I was a sophomore in college, I took "Survival in the Wild I". Although I passed the exam successfully, it was still difficult to practice. If I were here alone today, I would have to go fishing by the river without putting any bait. The kind that wish to take the bait. Catching insects as bait can no longer be too disgusting."

"You can tame a brown bear to catch fish for you." Chu Zihang raised his head and suddenly remembered something, "Oh yes, I forgot that there are no brown bears here."

When Chu Zihang mentioned it, Lu Mingfei couldn't help thinking of the final exam of "Survival in the Wild I".The exam was quite tough, requiring candidates to live alone for three days in the mountains at the junction of the United States and Canada, and could only carry a hunting knife, a piece of canvas, a roll of bandages and a small amount of high-calorie food, and the so-called high-calorie food was actually It's just two chocolate sandwich cookies.

At that time, Chu Zihang was sent on a mission by the executive department, and the person who led Lu Mingfei into the mountain was Lancelot, the number two member of the Lionheart Society.Lancelot shouldered a heavy responsibility, and taught Lu Mingfei a lot of tricks along the way, for fear that something happened to the S-level and he would not be able to explain it to the president.He knew that this mountain forest was an active area for brown bears, and wild animals were afraid of animals taller than them, so they did not dare to attack easily. However, the brown bears in this area are generally over 180cm tall, and it would be fine if they were as tall as Caesar. Change to Lu Mingfei... Lancelot glanced at the person who had already started to destroy the chocolate sandwich, and felt that with the opponent's small size, the chances of being slapped to death by a horse bear were much higher. will shoot him to death.Lancelot was under great psychological pressure. Before leaving, he told Lu Mingfei to press the red "Exit" button on the walkie-talkie immediately in case of danger, so as to ensure the personal safety of the S-class national treasure.

Three days later, Lancelot entered the mountain again apprehensively, only to see Lu Mingfei lying by the river with a root of grass in his mouth, with a fire burning beside him, with more than a dozen grilled fish stuck in it. The ferocious-looking brown bear is catching fish in the water, and every time he catches one, he throws it ashore, and throws it ashore...

"Hey, is the vice president here to pick me up? Please wait a moment, let's pack the fish together after I have grilled them, and bring them back to the brothers of the Lionheart Club to taste..."

Lancelot will never forget it in his life. When the helicopter carried Lu Mingfei and the grilled fish into the sky, the guy waved his arms and shouted to the bottom: "Brother Xiong, thank you for your hard work. -"

When the roar of the brown bear echoed in the mountains, Lu Mingfei set a record for the exam. Everyone in Kassel College knew that the S-class not only passed the exam unscathed, but also successfully tamed a brown bear.The members of the Lionheart Club ate half-cold grilled fish, and were moved to tears, because the S-class did not forget them when they lived and died, and not only brought them back special products, but this special product was also given by the king of the forest... …

"Yes, yes, there are no brown bears here." Lu Mingfei leaned close to the wild boar to observe its heat, "But on this island, senior brother is the creature at the top of the food chain. Let alone wild boars, they are giant snakes I have to make a detour when I meet you."

"So you can tame me. If you tame me, you will still have fish to eat." Chu Zihang said.

"Oh~~So you haven't been tamed yet?" Lu Mingfei raised his eyebrows.

"Of course not." Chu Zihang shook his head, "Let's eat fish next meal."

"I want to be vegetarian next time, so I'll take care of this one first." Lu Mingfei said as he took out a small jar of honey from the box, covered the whole body of the wild boar with a brush, and sprinkled some salt and spices on it.In case of emergency, he ransacked the kitchen of YAMAL before diving.

After a while, the wild boar was roasted, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, full of fragrance.The two had a hearty meal, and after their two young stomachs were fully satisfied, they both lay down on the soft grass, dozing off and looking up at the sky.

"Mingfei, are you asleep?" Chu Zihang asked after a long time.

"Not yet, the eyelids are fighting." Lu Mingfei yawned and replied lazily.

"Do you think this Nibelungen is very special?" Chu Zihang's tone was full of confusion, "There are snakes, wild boars, birds and fish here. If it weren't for those coffins, it would be full of life It’s not an exaggeration, it’s not like the legendary ‘Death Kingdom’ at all.”

"Probably because the owner of Avalon is no longer here." Lu Mingfei said quietly, "The Nibelungen has lost its creator, and the life that sleeps here will recover. As you said before, here It is only open to the public on December 12th every year, so it can be seen that the god of death is not its creator, otherwise he would not have to wait until this day, and he can enter and exit at any time."

Chu Zihang nodded, he agreed with Lu Mingfei's point of view, and he also knew the reason why Lu Mingfei could enter smoothly.Just like the princes are not allowed to step into each other's house casually, but the emperor's visit to the fiefs of the princes is unimpeded, because there is no king in the world.

"Speaking of which, did that damn god of death do anything to you?" Lu Mingfei turned over and looked at Chu Zihang with a serious expression, "Are you injured?"

"No."

"Really not?" Lu Mingfei raised his eyebrows.

"Um……"

"Forget it, even if I had you, you wouldn't tell me honestly." Lu Mingfei rubbed the center of his brows, and stood up, "You seem to be in good condition now, keep it up, I'm going to take a shower."

The stream is very clean and crystal clear, with smooth rocks on the shore and a layer of golden sand underneath.Lu Mingfei reckoned that the water level was waist-deep at most, so there shouldn't be any danger, so he threw off the scarf and jumped in.

"Wait." Chu Zihang stopped him, put his hand into the water, frowned slightly, "It's a bit cold."

"It's not a hot spring, it's normal to be cold." Lu Mingfei disagreed.

A few seconds later, there was a dark red light from Chu Zihang's hand, and Yanling Junyan instantly heated the stream.Chu Zihang withdrew his hands and said lightly, "Okay, it's a hot spring now."

"Thank you, brother, you are so considerate." Lu Mingfei was very happy, patted Chu Zihang on the shoulder, and was about to jump down——

"Wait." Chu Zihang stopped him again.

"What's the matter?" Lu Mingfei looked at the opposite person impatiently.

Chu Zihang pointed at his lower body, "You didn't take off your underwear."

"I'm willing to wear underwear to take a shower, can you control me?" Lu Mingfei jumped.

"Your words are flawed. Washing in underwear cannot be called bathing, but bathing the whole body with water is called bathing." Chu Zihang plausibly said, "Besides, there are no outsiders here. You can release yourself boldly without worrying about being peeped."

"You, you, you——Okay! Take it off, whoever is afraid of that!" Lu Mingfei was so angry that he tore off his underwear and threw it on the ground, before jumping into the water angrily.It's ridiculous, he's already a married man, so he's still afraid of peeping?Is there anyone peeping here?What?Chu Zihang?People don't regard themselves as outsiders, and it's not too bad to appreciate them openly.

The stream is really shallow, even if you sit down, you can only cover your chest.Lu Mingfei closed his eyes and let the water wash away the dirt all over his body, as well as the tiredness accumulated over a long period of time.The water wave shook a few times, and he reluctantly opened his eyes.In the hazy vision, Chu Zihang took off his pants and underwear, put a towel with the "YAMAL" logo on his shoulders, and walked towards him through the water.

Lu Mingfei leaned against the pebbles on the shore, heard the sound of rushing water, and said lazily, "What are you doing down here? Do you provide back rubbing service?"

"According to the time passed by the outside world, I haven't showered for two months." Chu Zihang sat down beside him, "Of course, if you need a back scrub service, I'm happy to help."

"Then I have Senior Brother Lao, let's have a 10-minute back massage first." Lu Mingfei ordered, lying on the huge smooth pebbles.He was not a twitchy person in the first place, so it was difficult to release himself, even he himself was afraid when the S-class national treasure became unrestrained.

Chu Zihang was very obedient, wrung out the towel soaked in hot water, and wiped Lu Mingfei's back inch by inch.Thin muscles covered the slender and thin body, and the well-proportioned and smooth lines were like a white marble statue, which was pleasing to the eye.Chu Zihang pursed his lips, spread the towel on his back like a sheet of white paper, pressed the acupuncture points with his knuckle fingers, and massaged them methodically.

Lu Mingfei was made very comfortable by him, and his original clear voice became a bit sweet and nasal: "Brother, you really impress me. Who did you learn from in this massage technique?"

"I've read the "Huangdi Neijing", and just now I traced the meridians of the human body according to what it said. Judging from your reaction, it seems that the effect is good." Chu Zihang stopped the fingers wandering around his waist, his eyes fell On Lu Mingfei's ass.

To be honest, this is the first time since the two met, they took off the last line of defense and met so frankly.For this thin and thin body, there is the only meaty part, white and tender, it seems very delicious, but I don't know how it feels to the touch.Chu Zihang felt itchy in his heart, and couldn't help stretching out his finger to poke it lightly, and then he was very pleasantly surprised, and he praised in his unwavering tone, "It's full of elasticity, just like a boiled egg that has just been peeled."

"Senior brother, you are really good at Chinese. This metaphor and rhetoric is perfect!" Lu Mingfei turned around with a dark face, "You won't say that you want to take a bite in your next sentence, will you?"

"If I may..."

"No way!"

"I knew it." Chu Zihang said with a cold face, "From now on, I will eat boiled eggs every morning."

"Didn't you eat boiled eggs all the time?" Lu Mingfei said dissatisfiedly, "The day after you confessed to me, senior sister Su Qian told me that you like to eat boiled eggs instead of fried eggs for breakfast. To be honest, I can't help but be surprised by her mastery of your living habits, but at the same time I don't quite understand what she means."

"Mingfei, you don't have to think too much..." Chu Zihang hurriedly explained, but was interrupted by Lu Mingfei.

"Brother, don't be nervous, you are such an excellent Chinese brother, it's not normal for no girl to like you. I just want to say that if you marry a good wife and mother like Sister Su Qian, your married life will be very happy When you wake up every morning, you only need to sit next to the table, listen to the news, read the newspaper, and your wife will serve you a steaming breakfast with love. If you like boiled eggs, she will make boiled eggs for you. You don’t like omelettes and omelets will never be served on the table from now on. But now that you’re with me, you probably won’t even have breakfast.” Lu Mingfei shrugged, “Because I don’t even know when I’ll be able to Wake up naturally, my phone has five alarms, one every half an hour, so far none of them have been able to successfully complete the mission."

"It's okay, if the machine can't wake you up, let's use a manual one." Chu Zihang said seriously, "I'll wake you up later."

"Senior brother, you digressed. I'm talking about your breakfast." Lu Mingfei was very powerless.

"Breakfast is not a problem, it will always be resolved." Chu Zihang grabbed Lu Mingfei's waist and let him sit on his lap, showing a rare smile, "Just finished rubbing the back, now let's rub the front. "

The author has something to say: After taking a shower, I came back to read the comments, and found that some readers said that the brother in this chapter is a little bit broken?I don't think the senior brother has a tendency to collapse (of course I am referring to the comparison with the senior brother in this article, not Chu Zihang in the original book).Why did the senior brother look fierce when he came out of the coffin?And why did the senior say "Ming Fei, I'm afraid I won't be able to wait for you to graduate"?What happened in the battle between senior brother and God?These are all questions worth thinking about.

This chapter may seem a bit evil, it has no other meaning, just to make everyone laugh.The fourth part is too sad, I'm afraid it will be so depressing and boring to everyone.Recently, I saw that a small number of readers re-read the previous chapters and found a lot of foreshadowing. I am really happy from the bottom of my heart.Thank you for taking my words so seriously. I also write with a serious attitude. Although sometimes people read it funny, well, this is what I want (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～