special case team

Chapter 3 The Magical Team Leader

"Amu?" Haoyang screamed, unaware that the sandbag he had just pushed had swung back, and just stared blankly at the boy standing at the door. "Ah!" He let out a scream immediately after, the sandbag just hit his nose, and he was knocked down to the ground, with blood gushing from his nostrils.

Suddenly the whole office was in commotion, Ye Yifan was the first to jump up and yelled, "Hello everyone, audience friends, a murder case just happened in our office, the victim is a 21-year-old young man with a little brain. "

"Brother Yang, are you okay?" Zhang Nan was the first to rush up to help Haoyang, still muttering, "Brother Yang, won't your nose be broken? It would be bad if you grow up like Hao Shuai." Crap."

"Shut your crow's mouth and you'll die!" Ye Yifan roared, and Zhang Nan obediently shut up.Everyone seemed extremely excited, as if the case really happened.Only Shen Lan was still staring at Ah Mu at the door. He sized Ah Mu twice from head to toe with sharp eyes, and then turned around and took out a small medicine box from the drawer.

"Should I call an ambulance? Did you have a concussion?" Ye Yifan spoke up again after telling others to shut up. Of course he was joking. Zhang Nan is really a crow's mouth. direction.

"It's just a little injury, just take a cotton plug and it will be fine." Shen Lan took out a cotton ball and handed it to Haoyang.Haoyang was going to take a wash, but Shen Lan told him not to wash it first, as it would be difficult to coagulate once the blood was coagulated, and then wash it after the blood coagulated.Haoyang stuffed a ball of cotton in his nostril, took a few napkins to wipe his hands, and then cleaned up.Ye Yifan, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, said rather disappointed, "Whatever it is, you should lie on the ground and pretend to be in shock, and Shen Lan will give you artificial respiration."

"I don't know how to do artificial respiration, but only do dissection." He also took out a shiny scalpel and waved it in front of everyone, Ye Yifan immediately fell silent.So the turmoil finally came to an end, and then everyone finally remembered Amu who was standing at the door.

"You must be Ye Yifan, you must be Zhang Nan, this must be Brother Jun, that must be Dr. Shen..." Amu said and walked in, "Sure enough, it is exactly the same as what Haoyang said."

"Haoyang, you sold us all so quickly?" Ye Yifan put his arms around Haoyang's neck and said viciously. "You didn't even figure out their occupation, so you just told your eighteen generations of ancestors, didn't you?"

Haoyang scratched his hair, and said innocently, "No way, I haven't finished yet." For half a month, they chatted for an hour or two every night, and Amu was a good listener. Most of the time he was talking, and Amu was listening, but he had a characteristic of speaking, he always liked to digress and talk a lot, so after talking for half a month, he still didn't talk about why he joined the special case team.As for the fact that Ah Mu is a policeman, he really couldn't accept it for a while.

"Don't think I won't beat you if you're cute...you..." Ye Yifan pressed Haoyang's neck, then lowered his height, and chiseled a few chestnuts on his head.

"Brother Yang is not cute, he is really cute." Zhang Nan clapped his hands and laughed.

"Hehe, I'm sorry to interrupt you, I heard from Haoyang that you have another one?"

"There's another one here!" A ostentatious man dressed like a big cock turned out from behind Amu. He leaned against the door, holding a cigarette between his fingers, and whistled very tuggingly, "goodmorningeveryone ?" Glancing at the vase in Amu's hand, he grabbed the red rose, cut off half of the flower branch, threw it into the vase, and pinned the flower in his jacket pocket.

"Yesterday, that girl was really hot. The girl who participated in the talent show is good. She not only has a good figure, but also has a good voice. That voice is really ecstasy. This morning, she fired again, so..." He said deeply He took a deep breath of the cigarette, then spit it out in front of Amu, lifted Amu's chin with his fingers, and said frivolously, "Hey, boy, what are you doing? You look pretty good, do you want a date?"

"Hey, he is..." Haoyang was about to stop him, but seeing that Amu was not angry, he reached out and took two strands of hair from his clothes, "Huh? So you like to play 3P, and you have a man and a woman. The taste doesn't suit me." Amu put the two strands of hair in Hao Shuai's hands, turned around and walked towards the inner office.

"Hey, what is 3P? What is heavy taste?" Haoyang, who was eager for knowledge, was still asking. Ye Yifan and Zhang Nan laughed so hard that they almost huddled together. Gao Jun put his arm around his shoulder and said, "This word is not pure. , you better not know."

"How could Amu say the impure word?"

"This 3P means that someone gave him a cuckold." Shen Lan explained, it seemed that no one wanted this pure child to know the truth.

Hao Shuai held the two hairs and was stunned for the moment. After everyone burst into laughter, he had already lost his previous confidence, "Don't talk nonsense, how do you know that this hair is not mine."

"There's no need to explain, we can understand." Ye Yifan comforted him with his arms around his neck, "I just didn't expect you to kill both men and women." As he spoke, he couldn't stop laughing again.

"Go away!" Hao Shuai walked to Shen Lan's desk unconvinced, and put the two hairs in front of him for identification.Shen Lan took a look at it, then handed it to him, and said lightly, "You can tell at a glance, this dyed hair should be a woman's hair, but the other hair is short but complete, and there is no sign of breaking. It is roughly inferred that it is a male, and that hair is relatively thick, which does not match your hair characteristics, so it is definitely not on your head, so...then the bed you slept in last night probably slept another person of the same sex. " Shen Lan came to a scientific conclusion, causing bursts of laughter again.

"Nimma, if you dare to cuckold the young master, I will divorce her immediately." Hao Shuai said angrily, "Who was that kid just now?"

Only then did everyone realize that Ah Mu entered the office.The office inside is for the leader of the special case team.

"He opened the door and used the key." Zhang Nan murmured.

Only then did everyone realize that this gentle and refreshing boy turned out to be their team leader.Although they had been looking forward to assigning them a team leader to make the special case team move in the right direction, when they waited until this day, they realized that the joke made by God was a bit big.

"Let me calm down." Ye Yifan put his face in his hands and said, "This gay perverted killer has suddenly become our team leader, and I still can't switch roles."

Haoyang couldn't apply for a while, how could Ah Mu be a policeman?It's even more impossible to be their team leader!

"I forgot to tell you. I went to a meeting this morning, and the leader said that our team leader will arrive in the next year. It seems that he came to report early." Gao Jun said gloatingly.It looks like his police career is almost over, but it's a pity to hand these kids over to that kid...

"You're just talking about a fart now!" Ye Yifan complained.

"No way, you said that person just now was our team leader?" Hao Shuai only turned around now, "Then I just now..."

"Yes, you can continue to ask him out in the future, and after he sleeps with you, the world will be peaceful." Ye Yifan said viciously.

Hao Shuai wailed, hugged Zhang Nan and wailed loudly, "Nimma, this task is indeed a bit heavy, so we should leave it to Dr. Shen, isn't it Dr. Shen?"

"I don't mind, it's the type I like." The only calm among them was Shen Lan, who was still typing on the keyboard calmly, as if everything that happened around him had nothing to do with him.

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Haoyang said angrily, Ah Mu was a good person, and they made such a bad statement. "Don't talk nonsense again, I'm really angry!"