Zombie King wants to live an ordinary life

Lu Ren lowered his head and coughed violently, as if he had choked on something.

"Don't worry, no one will grab it from you." Yu Pengpeng said jokingly, raising his hand to pat the man on the back, "Is it so delicious?"

Lu Ren turned sideways slightly, while signaling to Yu Pengpeng that he was fine, while quietly looking out of the window.

Like a confusing ghost, You You has disappeared.

"What's wrong? What are you looking at?" Yu Pengpeng noticed that Lu Ren was absent-minded, "Is there anything on the window sill?"

"Ah, it's nothing. It seemed like I jumped over a cat just now." Lu Ren lowered his head and ate the bento in his hand, always feeling a little uneasy.

He didn't believe that You You appeared in the meeting room by chance, nor did he believe that the scene just now was his own illusion.Obviously, You You's appearance has a purpose, but Lu Ren doesn't know it.

Lu Ren has never been able to understand this young man who is sometimes innocent and sometimes crazy and irritable. For him, getting in touch with You You is like playing a minesweeper game on the computer. Every click is full of unknowns, and stepping on a mine may be a All games are lost.

"What kind of activity is the educational movie viewing in the afternoon? Is it really okay for trainees from two classes to participate at the same time?" Lu Ning looked at Yu Pengpeng.

"This is the first time I have to deal with people from two classes, and I am also a little worried." Yu Pengpeng's expression darkened, "Although the people in the supervision room will be arranged to maintain order, I am still very afraid of facing those people. .”

Lu Ren nodded slightly. He understood Yu Pengpeng's emotions very well. After all, not all women are like the heroic Secretary Song who hide guns under their skirts and throw big men with bare hands. It is indeed a bit embarrassing for the little girl.

"Lu Ren, are you free this afternoon?" Yu Pengpeng asked softly.

"I still have some work to do." Lu Ren thought for a while and asked, "What's wrong?"

"I want to say... If you are free, can you come here in the afternoon." Yu Pengpeng lowered his head, his face flushed, "If you were here, I might not be so scared."

Lu Ren was stunned, for a moment he didn't understand that he and Yu Pengpeng would not be afraid of the causal relationship between the two.And when he saw Yu Pengpeng's shy expression with lowered eyebrows and lowered eyes, a very bizarre guess suddenly popped up in his mind.

Yu Pengpeng wouldn't be... interested in him.

From the perspective of behavior, expression and reaction, they were indeed very similar, but thinking of Yu Pengpeng's own conditions and various objective factors, this conjecture went round in Lu Nin's rational mind, and was quickly rejected by his own deduced conclusion.

"Well, let's see the time, I'll try my best to come here." Lu Ren felt that the atmosphere of the conversation was a bit weird, and deliberately changed the subject, "By the way, what movie are you going to show them this afternoon?"

""Forrest Gump" is an inspirational comedy biography, adapted from the novel of the same name by Winston Glum, an Oscar-winning classic film. I hope they will not give up on themselves after watching this film, and live hard. Self-improvement, creating their own miracles..."

Yu Pengpeng whispered to her face, the girl's gentle and delicate voice was unexpectedly warm.Lu Ren sounded a little flustered. When he was in college, Yu Pengpeng would often share his experience with the members of the photography club on weekends. He remembered that there were a group of boys who were engaged in sports and didn’t even have a SLR. They obviously knew nothing about photography. , but also because of Yu Pengpeng's sweet voice, his face is full of fascination.

In fact, Yu Pengpeng is really a very good girl. She is beautiful, humorous, stable in work, good at cooking, and has a good temper. She will be a virtuous and beautiful wife, and she will definitely be a gentle and responsible mother. ... If, living with such a girl, it seems that "a happy family and a happy life" that people say is within easy reach.

"What do I want to do with these things? It seems that others really have a crush on me." Lu Ren left the conference room and walked to the door of the office. He was about to take the key to open the door, but unexpectedly found that the door was open.

"Teacher Wang, are you there?" Lu Ren pushed open the door and found that the office was empty.

"Why isn't the door locked? Could it be that Teacher Wang forgot?" Lu Ren frowned slightly, closed the door of the office, and walked towards his desk with some doubts.

Lu Nin stretched out his hand to pull the computer chair away, and was about to sit down, when suddenly an extremely fierce force hit him head-on, crushing him to the ground.

Lu Nin slowly opened his eyes, he was lying flat on the ground, listening to the person lying on him panting slightly.

"How did you come in? Why are you hiding under the table again?" The moment Lu Ren sensed someone, he knew who the black shadow was rushing over.Undoubtedly, except for You You, no one here will be so "enthusiastic" about him.Lu Nin's voice was relatively calm, without the initial surprise or anger.In other words, he is already a little used to all kinds of emergencies brought about by youth.

The only thought in his mind now is that fortunately he is no longer a human being, otherwise his previous standard otaku body would not be able to withstand You You's "surprise attacks" again and again.

"I'm waiting for the doctor." The young man whispered into his shoulder, "I want to surprise the doctor."

"It's clearly fright." Lu Ren looked at the ceiling and said lightly, "Get off of me quickly."

"No, I want to keep hugging the doctor like this forever and never separate." You You said.

"Get up quickly, don't say such nasty words." Lu Nin stretched his arms, propped up his upper body, and even sat up with the young man.

Lu Nin's body froze slightly, feeling that someone was holding his waist with both hands.

"Huh? It turns out that the doctor has such a good figure, and he looks very strong on the waist." You You's eyes lit up, he stroked his strong curves, and smiled meaningfully, "That's great, it seems that I picked up Treasure."

Lu Ren's throat rolled, and he kept reminding himself that he must not be seduced by the beauty of the young man, and his whole body tensed up, and his face became serious.

"Get up." Lu Nin ordered in a low voice.

"Yes, but the doctor has to promise me one condition." You You blinked and said.

"Not everything can be used to make conditions? Are you a scoundrel?" Lu Ren only felt a dull pain in his head.

"That's right, I am." You You admitted very readily, holding Lu Ren tightly like a koala, "If the doctor refuses to agree, I will never let go."

"Can you be more successful, this trick is only used by three-year-olds when they want toys."

"I don't want to be successful, I just want a doctor." You You said affectionately.

Lu Nin closed his eyes slightly, the young man's earthy love words really made him hard to guard against, if he didn't pay attention... the defense line in his heart would be easily broken through.

"What conditions?" Lu Nin had no choice but to give up resistance, and he never gained the upper hand in the confrontation with You You.To say that the most terrifying enemy in this world is firstly not afraid of death, secondly shameless, and the young man sitting on him has both.

"Is the doctor willing to agree? I knew the doctor liked me the most." You You said happily.

"I didn't say yes, so I said something first."

"I hope the doctor won't talk to that woman again." As if changing his face, You You's expression suddenly became serious.

"What woman?"

"Yu Pengpeng." You You's lips moved slightly.

Lu Ren was a little confused, he didn't expect to hear the name "Yu Pengpeng" from You You's mouth: "Why?"

"Because I hate her talking to the doctor, I hate it very much." You You's hand tightly gripped the corner of Lu Ren's clothes, and his teeth began to clench, "Doctor, promise me, okay?"

"She is my colleague, we have to meet every day, how can we not talk?" Lu Ren frowned, he felt that You You's conditions were very unreasonable, "Besides, you have no right to interfere with my relationship with other people—"

Lu Nin took a breath, and before he finished speaking, the young man's face came up and bit his neck hard.

What a dog thing!As soon as it goes crazy, it starts biting!Lu Ren cursed secretly in his heart, and pressed the other party's neck tightly, trying to make the other party let go.

"The doctor is mine, and mine alone." You You didn't let go until he was almost out of breath, and a circle of bright red teeth marks burned on Lu Nin's skin like a branding iron, which was extremely clear.

Lu Nin pushed the person on him away, You You seemed to have no strength to resist, and hit his back hard on the table.

Lu Nin opened his mouth. He has never been very good at controlling his strength. He was a little worried about whether the young man was injured, but his reason controlled his body and kept him indifferent.

"I'm not yours, nor anyone else's." Lu Ren stabilized his voice, but decided to speak clearly, "I only belong to myself, You You."

"I hope the doctor only likes me." The young man sat on the ground with his head down, leaning his back against the desk, "Is there anything wrong with that?"

"Forcing can't win other people's favor." Lu Ren said, "I don't have Stockholm Syndrome."

The young man was silent.

Seeing the other party calm down, Lu Ren tried to persuade: "We are all equal and independent individuals. In the process of getting along, you should first learn to respect each other and understand each other's difficulties..."

"I won't let that bastard snatch you away." You You stood up with a cold face and staggered, obviously he didn't listen to a word Lu Nin said.

"What did you just say?" Lu Nin almost thought he heard it wrong. This was the first time he heard You You swear. Before that, he even thought that the other party would not swear at all. Using it on women? What did Yu Pengpeng do to you to scold you so badly?"

"**" You You's eyes became cold and sharp, as if there were blades hidden in them, he repeated in front of Lu Ren, "Did you hear clearly this time?"

"Because she pissed me off."

"Can you be normal." Lu Ren looked at the unreasonable young man in front of him, like looking at a vicious dog with red eyes.

You You stared into Lu Ren's eyes, and after a while, he suddenly smiled: "****"

"It's crazy." Before Lu Ren could recover, he saw You You raised his middle finger at him, as if deliberately provoking him.

"Doctor Lu, I will not only scold her, but if she continues to approach you and try to take you away, I will make her live a very sad life and regret it." You You's expression is already on the verge of collapse, " I can guarantee that."

Lu Ren's body was getting cold slowly. He remembered that he and Yu Pengpeng had only talked about the debate about good and evil. At that time, he really thought that You You was different from other people, because he had experienced warmth from each other. a feeling of.

So even if the other party was sent to the supervision room because of violent behavior, he felt that there might be something unspeakable in it.

But now that he looked at the hostile guy in front of him, he was a little uncertain.

Seeing You You turned around and wanted to leave, Lu Nin clenched his hands and said to the back: "If you hurt her, I will resign and leave here."

You You's footsteps stopped, but he didn't turn his head.

"If you hurt other people because of me, then I will choose not to appear in front of you." Lu Ren walked towards the young man, what he said was completely blurted out, he was not sure if what he said was a threat or not. Knowing whether it can be used as a bargaining chip to control Youyou's extreme behavior.

The young man stood there motionless like a frozen wooden man.

"You You, don't hurt others." Lu Ren walked up to the young man and wanted to say something, but couldn't say it because of shock.

"Go away." The young man rubbed his eyes fiercely, pushed the man in front of him away, and rushed out the door.

The door of the office was slammed by You You. If it wasn't for the high-end explosion-proof doors installed by the Special Human Resources Bureau, the door might have fallen apart and went on strike.

Lu Ren scratched his hair a little irritably, he was not sure... He seemed to make You You cry?

The office was empty, Lu Ren was very depressed at this time, and he didn't care about the rules and regulations of the staff, so he lit a cigarette for himself.

"Are you schizophrenic? How could someone be angry and cry at the same time?" Lu Ren was puzzled, he didn't understand why You You would show such a reaction.

Many people are afraid of You You going crazy, but Lu Ren is an exception.He is the "King of Zombies", he is really not afraid of You You going crazy, he just finds it troublesome and headache.

But when You You started to cry, Lu Ren felt that he couldn't stand it anymore.

Why are you crying?What is there to cry about?He obviously didn't say a single serious word, did he?

Lu Ren let out a sigh of relief and sat back at his work station. He thought he needed to calm down.

"What is this?" Lu Nin turned around and shook the ashes into the trash can behind him, dumbfounded.

In the trash can are the scrambled eggs You You prepared for him in the morning.

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It was stored in a sealed box for a whole morning, and the originally yellow scrambled eggs lost their tender appearance when they were just out of the pan. Lu Ren picked up a piece of hard and cold egg and put it in his mouth to chew.

"It's salty." Lu Ren made such a comment silently in his heart. In fact, it is accurate to say that the scrambled eggs made by You You not only put too much salt, but the salty taste is not even.

"However, compared with the pot of coke last night, it's not a small improvement." Lu Ren remembered the frying pan that he rubbed with a steel wool ball for a long time yesterday, with a helpless smile on his face.

You must know that such a box of not-so-delicious scrambled eggs is the result of spending a whole row of fresh eggs early in the morning.He still clearly remembered the expression on the young man's hand as he handed over the box of scrambled eggs, his pale blue eyes glowed with joy, as excited as a puppy with a Frisbee in its mouth.

So why sneak back and throw away his scrambled eggs at the end?

Obviously so hope that he tastes the taste of what he made?

Lu Nin's hands were empty, he raised his eyelids to take a look, only to realize that he had finished eating the box of scrambled eggs before he knew it.

"Although it's not tasty, it's unexpected." Lu Ren sighed, finally worried about the situation in the conference room, got up and left the office.

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The conference room of the Special Human Resources Bureau was full, with Class A sitting on the left half, Class B sitting on the right half, and behind them stood a row of burly men in uniforms from the supervisory office, and Yu Pengpeng stood alone. Looking down from the podium, a group of "fierce men" showed a polite smirk.

"Good afternoon, trainees. I am the host of this education viewing, Yu Pengpeng. I am very glad to meet you here this afternoon. You can call me Teacher Yu." Yu Pengpeng held a microphone by his mouth , the sweet and gentle voice spread throughout the conference room, and after she had finished introducing herself, there was warm applause and loud whistles in a dignified way.

"Fuck, Teacher Yu's voice made me numb!"

"I wish I could marry Yu Pengpeng. Damn, this voice must be exciting on the bed. Which man can hear it?"

"I heard that the new mentor Kai and Yu Pengpeng are dating, and they often walk together."

"Day! It's Lu who is cheaper! With a beauty like Yu Pengpeng, I will definitely do everything I need to do if I have the opportunity. I guess the bed sheets have been rolled over several times."

Bang!Yu Pengpeng, who was about to play a movie on the podium, was taken aback. The chair that was running first flew out somehow, and the man who was still in the imagining just now was lying on the ground in embarrassment.

Hearing such a big movement, the people in the monitoring room behind were on alert, ready to deal with possible emergencies.

"Damn it! You're playing like a dog—" the man lying on the ground yelled viciously. When he raised his head and met the light blue eyes of the young man in the back row, he suddenly lost his temper.

"What's going on?" Officer Liu walked over from the last row, holding an electric shock baton in his hand, with an extremely serious expression.

"It's nothing, I didn't sit still." The man got up embarrassingly, staggered to lift Feiyuan's chair, and walked to his original position.

"Go away." You You, who was sitting in the row behind him, said expressionlessly.

"But my position..."

"Block me."

The man's face turned pale, thinking about the scene where You You had taught Zhou Zhan and Zhang Ziqiang a lesson last time, but in the end he still didn't dare to confront him head-on, holding his stomach and sitting in a corner with his chair in his hands.

Officer Liu stood on the sidelines and witnessed everything. He was not a fool, so he could tell that the man did not fall by himself.He glanced at the indifferent young man, and thought of what Secretary Song had told him before, and he didn't pursue it in detail in the end.He nodded to Yu Pengpeng, motioning for him to continue.

Yu Pengpeng calmed down, pressed the play button on his hand, and the title of "Forrest Gump" jumped out on the light and shadow screen.

"Boss is so angry today!" Someone whispered in Liu Xiaoyang's ear.

"Didn't you see? Even the people in the supervisory room are doing the same thing at the boss. Knowing that they are in a bad mood, why don't you shut up quickly." Liu Xiaoyang gave the other party a look.

The entire meeting room was extremely quiet, and everyone could hear the male protagonist's funny accent with a southern plantation flavor.

After a while, the back door of the conference room was opened a crack, and someone stooped and slipped in quietly.

"Doctor Lu, why are you here?" The man was stopped.

"Officer Liu, hello." Lu Ren straightened up and greeted the acquaintances, "I'm done with the work at hand, and I'm here to check on the situation. There...is nothing wrong here."

"Everything is normal." Officer Liu said.

Lu Ren nodded, and stood in the back row with the big men in the supervision room. Under the light of the film, his eyes shuttled among dozens of people, and he quickly found the most eye-catching one.

You You sat on the seat, facing the huge projection screen. He watched the male protagonist A-Gump perform a series of ridiculous behaviors with a sullen face, while staring at the woman standing in the corner.

The woman looks very weak, and the waste is like a handful of delicate parsley, which can be folded into several pieces.

Suddenly, with a smile on her face, the woman raised her slender arms and shook them gently.

You You was keenly aware of something, secretly looked in the direction where the other party was waving his hand, and saw a familiar figure, his back clenched his jaws together tightly.

"Okay, we have finished watching the movie "Forrest Gump". The teacher hopes that through this movie, everyone can learn Forrest Gump's self-improvement spirit and simple and optimistic attitude. In life, everyone has more or less There is an unavoidable flaw. In any case, we must not let ourselves down and give up on ourselves. As a teacher, I have always believed that human nature is kind, and I understand your experiences very well. I believe that as long as everyone is willing to work hard and work together, we will definitely be able to Overcome all the current difficulties." The lights in the conference room were all turned on, and Yu Pengpeng walked back to the podium to start the final summary statement.

At this time, a very disdainful sneer interrupted Yu Pengpeng's voice.

Yu Pengpeng swallowed, looking at the direction of the voice, a little at a loss: "Is there something wrong with what the teacher said?"

"I'm really sick of hearing it." In the silent interval, someone said directly, "Don't you think that we all have the same IQ as the protagonist and only have an IQ of 75?"

"I, I don't think so?" Yu Pengpeng was stunned, listening to the strong smell of gunpowder in the other party's words, he quickly explained.

"Then why do you want to broadcast such a film?" You You sat on the seat, with a disgusted smile on the corner of his mouth, "Because you think that all of us sitting here are willing to degenerate?"

"I..." Before Yu Pengpeng could speak, there were bursts of sighs from below.

"His mouth is full of hypocritical lies, but his heart is full of contempt. The teacher's posture is really arrogant." You You leaned on the back of the chair with a lazy expression, but his eyes seemed to see through Yu Pengpeng, "Are you really Do you understand us aliens?"

"I understand, I have never despised anyone, I just want to help as much as possible—"

"Teacher, have you watched "Freaks"?" You You stared at the woman on the podium and continued to ask questions.

Of course Yu Pengpeng knew "Freak People", which was the pioneer of the early freak shows, but she didn't understand why the youth would mention this money-losing movie that was banned because of its weird subject matter at this time.

"You know how 'normal' performers who try to trick freaks end up?"

Yu Pengpeng's body cooled down inch by inch. The film "Freak" mainly tells the story of a beautiful swing performer, in order to get wealth, unite with a lover, and deceive the dwarf in the circus.The swing performer married the dwarf on purpose, promised to accept everything from the dwarf husband, and blended into the world of freaks. In the end, her murder plan failed and was severely retaliated by the freaks.

She vaguely remembered that the lying swing performer had his legs amputated, his vocal cords were cut off, and he was disguised as a birdman. He really became a deformed member...

"This afternoon's educational movie viewing is over. If you are interested in other movies, you can find time to discuss them later." Lu Nin clapped his hands, and his voice was heard clearly in everyone's ears.

Yu Pengpeng was still standing on the stage in a daze, and Police Officer Liu led the trainees who were sitting to leave in an orderly manner.

You You was about to get up and leave, but someone approached and blocked his way: "Wait a minute, I have something to tell you."

"If it's something I don't want to hear, the doctor had better not say it." You You lowered his head, "Especially about that woman."

"Why are you deliberately targeting her?"

"Because of you." You You raised his eyelids, "The more you defend her, the more jealous I am of her."

The author has something to say: This article will not be very long, thank you for all the little cuties who support the genuine version, you are all angels.

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