Zombie King wants to live an ordinary life

Before setting, the last rays of the sun shone on two faces with different expressions, subtly setting off an artistic and dull atmosphere.

Just like thousands of years ago, literati and inkmen often described the setting sun to create a sad and beautiful artistic conception when they were excited about the scene.Just at this moment, if Lu Ren and You You have such talent in their stomachs, they probably can't help but write a poem to express the melancholy that has been cast over their hearts.

You You is very melancholy, although he himself does not quite understand the meaning of the word "melancholy", but now he is indeed very sad because of his frustration in love.

Just 1 minute ago, he couldn't help but kissed his extremely passionate pursuit object, and carefully analyzed his sincere affection, but the other party did not respond or touch him, but just tasted tobacco, shredded tobacco and The taste of nicotine.

It's just... too shocking.

"It's still two yuan a pack of low-quality cigarettes, did you sneak to the back street to buy them during the day?" Lu Ren asked, frowning.

"I didn't!" You You retorted immediately, "If you don't believe me, you can check my consumption records."

"Your mouth is full of the smell of inferior tobacco..." As if thinking of something, Lu Ren subconsciously raised his hand to cover his mouth.

"It should be a mistake. I'm afraid it's the taste of the doctor's own mouth." You You's eyes drifted away, and he began to argue, "Doesn't the doctor himself smoke every day?"

"First of all, I don't smoke this brand." Lu Ren replied somewhat mechanically, "Secondly, unfortunately, I didn't smoke any in the office today, because the employee rules do not allow it."

You You's expression froze, he and Lu Ren looked at each other for a moment, and finally raised his hands as if admitting defeat: "Okay, okay, you won, you are right. I smoked, I admit it."

"Where did you get the lighter and smoke?"

"I got it from someone else." You You said.

"Patients are not suitable for smoking, I have discussed this issue with you." Lu Ren said bluntly.

"I can't help it. It's because I'm in a bad mood. If I don't smoke, my heart will die." You You scratched his brown hair irritably, "Doctor, can we not talk about this topic?"

"Smoking is bad for your health, you should quit as soon as possible." However, Lu Ren obviously didn't want to let go of this topic.

"Since you know it's bad for your health, why did the doctor still smoke it?" Seeing Lu couldn't help but not let go, You You also launched an offensive, "There is a famous saying in ancient times, if you know it's a mistake and still do it, the crime will be more serious."

"The proverb is 'If you know the law and break the law, the crime will be worse.', don't just quote the scriptures if you don't remember clearly." Lu Ren said slowly, his body function structure is obviously more inclined to the zombies with genetic mutations in the last days than humans.What are zombies?It's something that can't be killed even by a headshot. How could a body like his be corroded by a little nicotine.

However, these Lu Ren couldn't tell You You apart.

"I'm doing this for your own good." Lu Ren took a deep breath, and he found himself talking more and more like a worried old lady.

"Quitting smoking is hard." You You's eyes suddenly lit up, "But it's okay for me to quit, if the teacher is willing to associate with me."

"Forget it, protecting your body is your own business, I'm just offering my opinion as a doctor." Lu Ren started to walk forward.

"Is it difficult to decide whether to date me or not?" You You followed quickly, with a confused expression on his face, "I have confessed my confession to the doctor twice, but the doctor never responded to me positively."

"Please, I answered, you chose not to hear." Lu Nin's voice was tired.

"The two of you have been living together for so long, but the doctor doesn't even want to give me a title?" You You's voice was a little aggrieved.

"Don't be so ambiguous, okay?" Lu Ren sighed, "What's the status and not the status?"

"Could it be that my kissing skills were not good just now? Didn't the doctor like it?" You You continued to talk, when the figure walking in front suddenly stopped, and he didn't notice that he directly bumped into the man's back.

"Doctor, why did you stop suddenly?" You You asked while covering his nose.

Lu Nin turned around, stared at the young man who was about the same height as him, with a tense face, and said seriously: "Listen You You, from now on, you and I must keep a distance of one meter, and don't Any physical contact with me is allowed."

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"Why do I have to abide by such rules? It's not fair at all." Lu Ren has listened to such nagging all the way. After returning to the dormitory, the young man sat cross-legged on the sofa in the living room and still asked Lu Ren for the distance. Outraged.

"One to two meters is the normal communication distance between people." Lu Ren brought out two refreshing dishes from the kitchen, unmoved, "Dinner is ready, come and eat."

You You looked sluggish, lying on the expensive horsehair sofa with no energy, like a sea fish washed up on the beach by the waves.

"I don't want to eat." You You turned his head to the other side.

"Don't waste food." Lu Ren took off his plaid apron, "I cook for you after get off work every day, please understand my hard work."

The brown hair moved slightly, You You finally got up from the sofa and sat down at the dining table slowly.

Lu Ren handed over the clean chopsticks, but found that You You didn't pick them up.

"I'm afraid of touching your hand." A pitiful expression appeared on the young man's delicate face.

Lu Nin twitched the corner of his mouth, leaned over and put the chopsticks in front of the young man: "Hurry up and eat, it won't taste good when it's cold."

"Doctor Lu, you always bully me." You You drooped his head, picking up the white rice in the bowl with his chopsticks.

"You said...I bullied you?" Lu Ren raised his head, he almost wondered if there was something wrong with his ears.

For the foundation's special subsidy of 1 yuan per month, Lu Ren thought that he was almost serving the young man as his own ancestor, but the other party also said that he bullied him... Conscience of heaven and earth, who is oppressing whom?

"Always ask me to agree to some unreasonable demands." You You complained softly.

"Only you will find these requests unreasonable." Lu Ren said.

"Hey, you are also very fierce to me, and you speak softly when you talk to others." You You resentfully murmured, "This is the obvious discrimination."

"Am I being fierce to you? You are exaggerating." Lu Ren couldn't help distinguishing.

"I was bullied at school, and you don't care about me." You You showed a pitiful look.

"That's because I believe you can protect yourself well. Thank God if you don't bully others. Come on, hurry up and eat. How old do you want to be like a child?" Lu Nin rubbed his ears, only feeling Some can't cope with the serial bombing of young people.

"Acting like a baby?" You You froze for a moment, as if he didn't realize what he did just now, then a suspicious blush rose on his face, and he muttered sullenly, "That, that's not... because I like you. "

Lu Ren was choked by these words, he looked at the young man's flushed cheeks and didn't know what to say.

Lu Ren didn't understand how, as a man, You You showed such a shy face so naturally, although it didn't look weird, or unexpectedly pleasing to the eye, but that's not the point, Lu Ren didn't forget the pair of S's on the other side Levels of danger.

This is not the expression that a violent maniac, a pervert, or a psychopath would have at all.

Lu Ren didn't answer, and secretly observed the young man on the opposite side, unconsciously he became a little lost.

His gaze was like a brush smearing a canvas, with a smooth forehead, thick eyelashes, bright eyes, and a high nose bridge, and finally stopped on the other party's pale pink lips.

His thoughts retreated unstoppably, until he went back to the picture of Youyou dragging him to kiss in the afternoon.

Throat rolled violently, Lu Ren was stunned by his own reaction, and stood up quite suddenly.

"Doctor Lu, what's wrong with you? Has something happened?" You You looked at the man's dignified expression with some doubts.

"It's nothing, I'm going out to smoke a cigarette." After finishing speaking, Lu Ren turned around and fled to the balcony in some embarrassment.

"It's too ridiculous. I've turned into a zombie. How can I still have desires? You're kidding me." Lu Ren tried to calm his emotions by smoking a cigarette. He comforted himself that the momentary impulse just now didn't represent anything.He has maintained a virgin body for more than 30 years, which is enough to show that Lu Ren is definitely not a womanizer. He has a clear conscience, because he has never had any crooked thoughts on anyone.

He believed it was just an illusion, an illusion without any meaning.

***

The faint sunlight in the morning came in through the cracks in the curtains, and before the alarm clock of the mobile phone rang at 07:30, the man lying on the bed suddenly opened his eyes, got up and ran directly into the bathroom next door.

"It's crazy." The man stood naked under the shower, and the cold water droplets crackled on his broad back. His black hair was wet into strands, and the thin water flowed along the thin body. The shapely body sheds.It took about a full quarter of an hour, until the temperature of his body was freezing, that the man lowered his head and tightened his grip on the water flow.

"How could this be?" the man muttered to himself, he pushed back the obstructive bangs on his forehead, a dull and ordinary face appeared in the mirror, and the white pupils were blank.

Last night, Lu Ren had an indescribable dream, which may be unbelievable, but Lu Ren has never had such absurd dreams.Clear, intense, and unsuitable for children, the scale of the action left him, the protagonist, dumbfounded.

These things are definitely beyond the scope of knowledge that a single dog should have, so until now, Lu Ren doubted whether he was possessed by a ghost last night.

He covered his face with his hands. Although it was only a dream, he still couldn't accept that he could do such and such absurd things to... a man!

Knock, knock, someone is knocking on the toilet door.The whole body was still wet and Lu couldn't help shivering.

"Doctor, are you in the bathroom?" The voice of the young man who was still asleep came from outside.

"Here, what are you doing?" Lu Ren forced his voice to stabilize.

"I want to come in and use the bathroom."

"Wait." Lu Nin picked up Doraemon's towel and wiped off the water droplets on his body.

"I'm a little anxious, doctor, can you let me in first." The young man patted the toilet door again, his voice sounded a little anxious, not like a fake.

Lu Ren let out a breath slowly, and unlocked the bathroom door with a snap.

The door was pushed open suddenly, and a white figure quickly passed behind Lu Nin, followed by a rustling sound.

Lu Ren told himself that he had nothing else to do, he continued to wipe his face vigorously with a towel, as if he wanted to erase the absurd dream together.He dried the towel on the pillow, raised his head and found a young man's back in the corner of the mirror.

When I was reading "Zhuangzi Xiaoyaoyou" at school, Lu Ren remembered that in the article, there lived a god-man on the distant Gushe Mountain, whose skin was as white as ice and snow. Jade bone" this idiom.Lu Ren thinks this idiom is very beautiful, he can imagine the beautiful and pure artistic conception in the ancient Chinese, but he doesn't think there is such a beautiful figure in this world.

Human skin has hairs, pores, oil, and sweat. As long as these real physiological conditions are considered, Lu Ren feels that there is no living thing worthy of such a beautiful adjective.If it were more realistic, Lu Ren even felt that the skin condition of zombies that did not rot might be cleaner than most humans today.However, on such a breezy morning, the young man's smooth white back was exposed to the slightly humid air, and the unevenness of his texture seemed to be covered with snow-covered hills. The warm sunlight shrouded him lightly, forming a layer of Faint halo.

"Why... you ran out without any clothes on?" It might be because of a guilty conscience, Lu Ren felt that the voice he made was not like his original voice.

"It's nothing, I'll just go out and go to the toilet." The young man's voice was still mixed with tiredness, "I'll go back to my room later and sleep again."

"You don't wear clothes when you sleep?" Lu Ren felt that the question was strange enough after he said the words.

"Ah, no." You You yawned, "Doctor, don't you know?"

How could he know such a private|secret matter?Lu Ren just wanted to refute, but then he suddenly remembered that the first night he took You You in, he seemed to be sleeping on his bed with his bare arms, but at that time he didn't have these strange thoughts at all.

So, in fact, has his mentality changed?Lu Ren was shocked by his guess.

"Doctor." A deep and pleasant voice came from beside my ear.

Lu Nin's Adam's apple rolled: "What are you doing?"

"Why did your eyes turn white?" the young man asked strangely.

Like an electric current piercing into the cortex of the brain, just like "seeing the blue sky through the clouds and mists", Lu Ren looked at the young man standing behind him in the mirror and was completely awake.