Jiang Xichen has made many movies, appeared in many variety shows, met many program groups, shook hands with many famous directors, and worked together... However, this is the first time he has encountered such a wonderful program group.
After hosting Shen Ying, he drove a walk-behind tractor; became an Internet celebrity to sell corn live... So, what is he, a half-step actor, here for?
Jiang Xichen stared at the sky speechlessly, feeling as if he had opened the door to a new world.
However, to make matters worse, when Director Yin was negotiating with Shen Manqing, Deputy Director Duan stared at the monitor and laughed happily: "Hahaha, Mr. Jiang, your performance is good! Hurry up and put it on the show tomorrow." , it must be very eye-catching!"
Is it bright?
It will definitely brighten the titanium alloy eyes of the audience!
Jiang Xichen was slightly sad. He was cheated by Shen Manqing. On the way back by tractor, he performed what is called "counseling into a ball" with his strength. first day.
However, in the entire program group, no one took care of Jiang Xichen's mood. Shen Manqing and director Yin Hong stood in a place where the camera could not shoot, and talked about the deal: "After filming this episode, after Mr. Jiang leaves, at least give us Two rest days."
"One day at most!" Director Yin was uncompromising: "Don't tell me Mr. Shen doesn't want to finish filming early and go back to rest early? Even if you rest in this poor mountain valley, it's not interesting..."
"Why is it boring?" Shen Manqing pointed to her car: "I can drive Xiaosu and the others out to play."
"..."
Self-torture, unable to live, Director Yin immediately regretted it very much, why was he blinded by money for a moment, and brought such a disaster to Shen Manqing?
So, after all, Mr. Shen's main purpose is to drive out for a ride, right?After talking such a lot of nonsense and talking about combining work and rest, he almost wrote the letter.
"Okay, two days is two days." Director Yin deliberated, but decided to compromise: "Call quickly, tell Teacher Xiao Su and the others to stop."
……
When Su Jinci received a call from Shen Manqing, he was standing beside a truck counting corn, while Zhou Yao led three strong men to break the corn in the field.
Looking at the pickup truck that was about to be filled, Su Jinci was very happy, and his voice was full of joy: "Mr. Shen, have you received any guests?"
"Yes, I got it." Shen Manqing asked, "How much corn did you break?"
"Not many, only more than 2000, and the truck is not full yet." Su Jinci said happily: "I estimate that this truck should be able to hold [-], each fifty cents, the owner is from the next county, and it takes an hour and a half to go back and forth , He said that he might come over twice today..."
Shen Manqing deliberately turned on the phone's loudspeaker so that Director Yin could hear Su Jinci's voice clearly.
Assistant Director Duan was also alarmed, and quickly directed the cameraman to take pictures here, and even took a close-up of Director Yin, who was pale and green.
"Mr. Xiao Su."
Director Yin's heart was bleeding. At the beginning, for the effect of the program, he specially asked someone to plant more than ten acres of corn here. At first he thought it would be endless, but he calculated thousands of times, but he didn't expect Shen Manqing to bring a When Internet celebrities come to sell corn, they have to conduct a live webcast. The audience who watched the live broadcast were "hahaha" happy, and they even strangled with each other, leading to a corn dealer in the next county.
The corn dealer was sitting on the ground and haggling the price. Su Jinci didn't feel sorry for him. He didn't even pay back the price. He just asked the other party to bring the money and drove to the field to pick it himself. He smiled happily and crooked his mouth.
Fifty cents each, and the corn seller who is still picking in the field, besides this one, where else can you find another place in the world?They only need to spend an hour or two to drag the tender corn cobs into the market, and the price can be more than doubled.If it takes a little more effort to cook it for retail sale, it will not be a problem to double the profit by three or four times.
"Can I catch mice for you later?" Director Yin compromised: "Only this cart, and when this cart of corn is towed away, you tell them not to come."
However, Su Jinci was not moved by Director Yin's condition - to catch mice?Hehehe, director, do you think you are Erhua?Even thinking about catching the mouse, and asking you to catch the mouse, why should I cry with Mr. Shen?How to hug?
Bad review!
Hearing that there was no sound on the other end of the phone, Director Yin had no choice but to continue to compromise: "Mr. Xiao Su, as long as you don't sell corn indiscriminately, can I give you a discount in the future... No, all the prices will be reduced back to the first day's price..."
"Holidays!" Shen Manqing hastily reminded: "Every week, there are two days of vacation."
"……This……"
Director Yin was extremely troubled, he really didn't want to agree to Shen Manqing's condition, but he heard Su Jinci's voice from the other end of the phone: "Boss, do you want sweet potatoes?"
"!!!"
Too cruel!It's just too cruel!It harmed the corn, but also the sweet potato!
"I... I agree!"
Director Yin's heart was broken, but in order to successfully finish recording the show, he could only hold on, letting tears flow to his heart: "Catch mice, lower prices, holidays...I agree to everything!"
"Price cuts and holidays are necessary." Su Jinci finally spoke to Director Yin: "As for the mice...you don't need to catch them..."
After Su Jin finished speaking, he hung up the phone and went to communicate with the corn dealer, but because the call was amplified, Jiang Xichen, who was not far away, could vaguely hear something, and asked Duan Dao in doubt: "What happened just now?" On the phone, did I hear them talking about rats?"
"That's right, they were talking about mice." Assistant Director Duan explained to Jiang Xichen: "Mice appeared in the room where Mr. Su lives yesterday, but now Mr. Jiang lives in that room."
"..." Jiang Xichen's face was full of confusion: "They...they gave me the room with the mice...I live in it?"
"Yes." Assistant Director Duan was worried that Jiang Xichen didn't understand, so he made it clear: "Director Yin seemed to help you catch the mouse just now, but Teacher Xiao Su seemed to disagree..."
"..."
Jiang Xichen hurriedly went to Shen Manqing to protest: "Mr. Shen, you didn't do it kindly... you actually left the room with the rats for a guest like me? Isn't this bullying?"
"That's right, it's just bullying." Shen Manqing and Jiang Xichen had a relationship before, and the relationship is relatively close. It belongs to the kind that can take a joke: "What? Teacher Jiang, do you have an opinion?"
"...I...do I still dare to say that I have an opinion?"
Jiang Xichen was defeated, and walked to the side dejectedly. Director Yin followed. I don't know what the two said, and soon a photographer followed Jiang Xichen into the room.
Shen Manqing took a look after him, saw Jiang Xichen looking for mice everywhere, and felt that he was not interested, and remembered that Xiao Su seemed to be selling corn live, so he went back to the room to find a tablet, and began to watch the live broadcast of Su Jinci.
The live broadcast room of Su Jinci continued to be lively as usual. Although the barrage was dazzling, Shen Manqing watched it with gusto:
—Two thousand four nine eight, two thousand four nine nine, two thousand five hundred! ! !Hahaha, the anchor has already counted 98 corns!
——God!Am I sick?Why am I here watching a faceless anchor count corn?And counting for half a day?
——Sick +1, how to cure?
——Sickness +10086, how to treat it?Very urgent, wait online!
——Come on, I will give you a portal to ensure that the medicine will cure your illness!
——High energy warning!This portal is poisonous!If you go in, you can't get out, even if you struggle to get out, there is no cure at all!
--ah? ? ?Portal has a virus?It's over, I just opened it, why is it a video?
——Hahaha, this virus is not a 'computer virus', but a 'nerve virus' that is more terrifying and contagious than a computer virus, guaranteed to make you laugh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
——Hahahahahahahaha... No, I need to take a break!
——Mist grass!Ever since I watched this video, all I can think about is 'Dongci Daci', only Shen Yinghou and her walking tractor...
- God!From last night to today!I've watched this video no less than a hundred times!What if I can't stop at all?
—God!Passing by a car dealership today, I didn’t even look at my favorite sports car, but asked if there was a walking tractor...
——On impulse today, I wanted to try my dad's walking tractor...and then I was beaten into a ball...
——It's so strange, why is Shen Yinghou selling corn, and the anchor is also selling corn?Let me make a bold guess, isn't the anchor recording a program with Shen Yinghou?
——What? Impossible?Although our little sister Qianmo's popularity has risen rapidly, Internet celebrities are still just Internet celebrities. How could it be possible to record a show with Shen Yinghou?
——That's right, the popularity of Miss Qianmo's live broadcast room has not exceeded [-], and the Internet celebrities who are ten times more popular than her have never recorded many TV shows...
——To be honest, I don’t think it’s possible for Miss Qianmo to record a show with Shen Yinghou, after all, there are so many places to grow corn in the world...
——Go to Weibo to check it out!Then so-and-so's official blog just posted a picture of an excavator!
--watt?Goddess Shen only drove a walking tractor yesterday, but someone is driving an excavator today?
——Excavator, which one is better...
——Ahhh, am I the only one who has become a fan of Teacher Xiao Su?
——Who is Miss Su?
——It was in the video, Mr. Shen's help! ! !The appearance and temperament are simply against the sky!She wasn't suppressed by Goddess Shen's aura!
--Hahaha!I know!Teacher Xiao Su's full name is 'Su Jin Ci'. It seems that she only opened Weibo yesterday, and her certified identity is a screenwriter...
--Huh?Are screenwriters even appearing in variety shows these days?
——It doesn't matter if she is a screenwriter or something, anyway, I am a face controler!Beauty is justice!
——Appearance is justice!It's pink!
- Aww!In addition to the beauty, I like Miss Su's eyes the most, especially when she smiles and looks at Goddess Shen!God!It's gentle and lingering!Soo and flirtatious!Simply!
——Ahhh!I noticed that too!When Teacher Xiao Su smiled lightly, she was so charming and handsome!So tempting!
——When Mr. Xiao Su looked through the screen through the eyes, labor and capital had a feeling of being hit by the strongest ray in the universe. God, let labor and capital be spared!Labor and management haven't been married yet, so is it going to be like this?
——The blood tank is empty!
——I really want to give birth to a monkey for Mr. Su!
——I really want to give birth to a monkey for Goddess Shen and Teacher Xiao Su!
……
The author has something to say: Thanks to the rolling rocket launcher, I finally have time to add updates!Two more!
35. Repair lock
After hosting Shen Ying, he drove a walk-behind tractor; became an Internet celebrity to sell corn live... So, what is he, a half-step actor, here for?
Jiang Xichen stared at the sky speechlessly, feeling as if he had opened the door to a new world.
However, to make matters worse, when Director Yin was negotiating with Shen Manqing, Deputy Director Duan stared at the monitor and laughed happily: "Hahaha, Mr. Jiang, your performance is good! Hurry up and put it on the show tomorrow." , it must be very eye-catching!"
Is it bright?
It will definitely brighten the titanium alloy eyes of the audience!
Jiang Xichen was slightly sad. He was cheated by Shen Manqing. On the way back by tractor, he performed what is called "counseling into a ball" with his strength. first day.
However, in the entire program group, no one took care of Jiang Xichen's mood. Shen Manqing and director Yin Hong stood in a place where the camera could not shoot, and talked about the deal: "After filming this episode, after Mr. Jiang leaves, at least give us Two rest days."
"One day at most!" Director Yin was uncompromising: "Don't tell me Mr. Shen doesn't want to finish filming early and go back to rest early? Even if you rest in this poor mountain valley, it's not interesting..."
"Why is it boring?" Shen Manqing pointed to her car: "I can drive Xiaosu and the others out to play."
"..."
Self-torture, unable to live, Director Yin immediately regretted it very much, why was he blinded by money for a moment, and brought such a disaster to Shen Manqing?
So, after all, Mr. Shen's main purpose is to drive out for a ride, right?After talking such a lot of nonsense and talking about combining work and rest, he almost wrote the letter.
"Okay, two days is two days." Director Yin deliberated, but decided to compromise: "Call quickly, tell Teacher Xiao Su and the others to stop."
……
When Su Jinci received a call from Shen Manqing, he was standing beside a truck counting corn, while Zhou Yao led three strong men to break the corn in the field.
Looking at the pickup truck that was about to be filled, Su Jinci was very happy, and his voice was full of joy: "Mr. Shen, have you received any guests?"
"Yes, I got it." Shen Manqing asked, "How much corn did you break?"
"Not many, only more than 2000, and the truck is not full yet." Su Jinci said happily: "I estimate that this truck should be able to hold [-], each fifty cents, the owner is from the next county, and it takes an hour and a half to go back and forth , He said that he might come over twice today..."
Shen Manqing deliberately turned on the phone's loudspeaker so that Director Yin could hear Su Jinci's voice clearly.
Assistant Director Duan was also alarmed, and quickly directed the cameraman to take pictures here, and even took a close-up of Director Yin, who was pale and green.
"Mr. Xiao Su."
Director Yin's heart was bleeding. At the beginning, for the effect of the program, he specially asked someone to plant more than ten acres of corn here. At first he thought it would be endless, but he calculated thousands of times, but he didn't expect Shen Manqing to bring a When Internet celebrities come to sell corn, they have to conduct a live webcast. The audience who watched the live broadcast were "hahaha" happy, and they even strangled with each other, leading to a corn dealer in the next county.
The corn dealer was sitting on the ground and haggling the price. Su Jinci didn't feel sorry for him. He didn't even pay back the price. He just asked the other party to bring the money and drove to the field to pick it himself. He smiled happily and crooked his mouth.
Fifty cents each, and the corn seller who is still picking in the field, besides this one, where else can you find another place in the world?They only need to spend an hour or two to drag the tender corn cobs into the market, and the price can be more than doubled.If it takes a little more effort to cook it for retail sale, it will not be a problem to double the profit by three or four times.
"Can I catch mice for you later?" Director Yin compromised: "Only this cart, and when this cart of corn is towed away, you tell them not to come."
However, Su Jinci was not moved by Director Yin's condition - to catch mice?Hehehe, director, do you think you are Erhua?Even thinking about catching the mouse, and asking you to catch the mouse, why should I cry with Mr. Shen?How to hug?
Bad review!
Hearing that there was no sound on the other end of the phone, Director Yin had no choice but to continue to compromise: "Mr. Xiao Su, as long as you don't sell corn indiscriminately, can I give you a discount in the future... No, all the prices will be reduced back to the first day's price..."
"Holidays!" Shen Manqing hastily reminded: "Every week, there are two days of vacation."
"……This……"
Director Yin was extremely troubled, he really didn't want to agree to Shen Manqing's condition, but he heard Su Jinci's voice from the other end of the phone: "Boss, do you want sweet potatoes?"
"!!!"
Too cruel!It's just too cruel!It harmed the corn, but also the sweet potato!
"I... I agree!"
Director Yin's heart was broken, but in order to successfully finish recording the show, he could only hold on, letting tears flow to his heart: "Catch mice, lower prices, holidays...I agree to everything!"
"Price cuts and holidays are necessary." Su Jinci finally spoke to Director Yin: "As for the mice...you don't need to catch them..."
After Su Jin finished speaking, he hung up the phone and went to communicate with the corn dealer, but because the call was amplified, Jiang Xichen, who was not far away, could vaguely hear something, and asked Duan Dao in doubt: "What happened just now?" On the phone, did I hear them talking about rats?"
"That's right, they were talking about mice." Assistant Director Duan explained to Jiang Xichen: "Mice appeared in the room where Mr. Su lives yesterday, but now Mr. Jiang lives in that room."
"..." Jiang Xichen's face was full of confusion: "They...they gave me the room with the mice...I live in it?"
"Yes." Assistant Director Duan was worried that Jiang Xichen didn't understand, so he made it clear: "Director Yin seemed to help you catch the mouse just now, but Teacher Xiao Su seemed to disagree..."
"..."
Jiang Xichen hurriedly went to Shen Manqing to protest: "Mr. Shen, you didn't do it kindly... you actually left the room with the rats for a guest like me? Isn't this bullying?"
"That's right, it's just bullying." Shen Manqing and Jiang Xichen had a relationship before, and the relationship is relatively close. It belongs to the kind that can take a joke: "What? Teacher Jiang, do you have an opinion?"
"...I...do I still dare to say that I have an opinion?"
Jiang Xichen was defeated, and walked to the side dejectedly. Director Yin followed. I don't know what the two said, and soon a photographer followed Jiang Xichen into the room.
Shen Manqing took a look after him, saw Jiang Xichen looking for mice everywhere, and felt that he was not interested, and remembered that Xiao Su seemed to be selling corn live, so he went back to the room to find a tablet, and began to watch the live broadcast of Su Jinci.
The live broadcast room of Su Jinci continued to be lively as usual. Although the barrage was dazzling, Shen Manqing watched it with gusto:
—Two thousand four nine eight, two thousand four nine nine, two thousand five hundred! ! !Hahaha, the anchor has already counted 98 corns!
——God!Am I sick?Why am I here watching a faceless anchor count corn?And counting for half a day?
——Sick +1, how to cure?
——Sickness +10086, how to treat it?Very urgent, wait online!
——Come on, I will give you a portal to ensure that the medicine will cure your illness!
——High energy warning!This portal is poisonous!If you go in, you can't get out, even if you struggle to get out, there is no cure at all!
--ah? ? ?Portal has a virus?It's over, I just opened it, why is it a video?
——Hahaha, this virus is not a 'computer virus', but a 'nerve virus' that is more terrifying and contagious than a computer virus, guaranteed to make you laugh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
——Hahahahahahahaha... No, I need to take a break!
——Mist grass!Ever since I watched this video, all I can think about is 'Dongci Daci', only Shen Yinghou and her walking tractor...
- God!From last night to today!I've watched this video no less than a hundred times!What if I can't stop at all?
—God!Passing by a car dealership today, I didn’t even look at my favorite sports car, but asked if there was a walking tractor...
——On impulse today, I wanted to try my dad's walking tractor...and then I was beaten into a ball...
——It's so strange, why is Shen Yinghou selling corn, and the anchor is also selling corn?Let me make a bold guess, isn't the anchor recording a program with Shen Yinghou?
——What? Impossible?Although our little sister Qianmo's popularity has risen rapidly, Internet celebrities are still just Internet celebrities. How could it be possible to record a show with Shen Yinghou?
——That's right, the popularity of Miss Qianmo's live broadcast room has not exceeded [-], and the Internet celebrities who are ten times more popular than her have never recorded many TV shows...
——To be honest, I don’t think it’s possible for Miss Qianmo to record a show with Shen Yinghou, after all, there are so many places to grow corn in the world...
——Go to Weibo to check it out!Then so-and-so's official blog just posted a picture of an excavator!
--watt?Goddess Shen only drove a walking tractor yesterday, but someone is driving an excavator today?
——Excavator, which one is better...
——Ahhh, am I the only one who has become a fan of Teacher Xiao Su?
——Who is Miss Su?
——It was in the video, Mr. Shen's help! ! !The appearance and temperament are simply against the sky!She wasn't suppressed by Goddess Shen's aura!
--Hahaha!I know!Teacher Xiao Su's full name is 'Su Jin Ci'. It seems that she only opened Weibo yesterday, and her certified identity is a screenwriter...
--Huh?Are screenwriters even appearing in variety shows these days?
——It doesn't matter if she is a screenwriter or something, anyway, I am a face controler!Beauty is justice!
——Appearance is justice!It's pink!
- Aww!In addition to the beauty, I like Miss Su's eyes the most, especially when she smiles and looks at Goddess Shen!God!It's gentle and lingering!Soo and flirtatious!Simply!
——Ahhh!I noticed that too!When Teacher Xiao Su smiled lightly, she was so charming and handsome!So tempting!
——When Mr. Xiao Su looked through the screen through the eyes, labor and capital had a feeling of being hit by the strongest ray in the universe. God, let labor and capital be spared!Labor and management haven't been married yet, so is it going to be like this?
——The blood tank is empty!
——I really want to give birth to a monkey for Mr. Su!
——I really want to give birth to a monkey for Goddess Shen and Teacher Xiao Su!
……
The author has something to say: Thanks to the rolling rocket launcher, I finally have time to add updates!Two more!
35. Repair lock
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