Why do I always die so fast

Normally, CanI means "Can I?", but the antonym interrogative sentence... a kind of English grammar, Ican't... begins, then a comma, followed by an antonym interrogative sentence canI?Here it means "isn't it".

☆, portrait

lion house

I dressed up like a portrait.

Unfortunately, I have a portrait girlfriend named Violet.

Well, if you don’t know, let me remind you that I am stationed in the same place all year round.

...Okay, okay, don't hit me!I know that it is impossible for portraits to run around!In addition to visiting other portraits... Well, just to give you a hint, I face a group of cute Gryffindor children all day long.

……

Forget it, you guys can't guess who it is, so let me reveal the answer!

I am the portrait of the Gatekeeper of the Gryffindor common room, and my name is the Fat Lady.

...Don't be disgusted!Don't go, you guys!Back then I hated this body!Can't eat or move freely... The shape and even the age are fixed at the moment of being drawn, and I can't even lose weight.

Can't have smell flowers, can't touch things, can't change what I want to change, can't even cry... I can't do anything, it's just a picture.

It's just a portrait.

... After the literature and art are over, let's talk about the business.

To be honest, at the beginning... I was depressed for a long time because of the fact that I traveled through the world. The portraits of neighbors were very worried, asking each other about their health, and even the children who passed by every day would ask me what was wrong. I was under these concerns I quickly cheered up, but I still had a pessimistic attitude towards my life, until one day, I suddenly thought of a way of pastime...

"The password is I love you." I smiled sweetly at the prefect who asked me why the password was changed.

...The opponent showed an expression that seemed to have been ravaged by the Bludger.

"That's it." I said happily, with a wink, "Come on, hero, otherwise I won't let you in~"

"Never!" The prefect at the time was still a young boy, his face flushed and he shouted, and then he walked away quickly.

"Who is afraid of whom?" I snorted softly, "Just wait and see."

... After midnight, the prefect was defeated, the invisibility cloak of the illusion spell, as long as I don't open the door, what can you do!

Oh, you ask other students?Uh... actually no one can say the password... Thanks to them being the bravest Gryffindors.I sighed regretfully.

There are policies and there are countermeasures, and the prefect quickly found the principal. Seeing his complacent look, I couldn't help but say coolly, "If you have the ability, you won't come in from now on?"

He froze instantly.

When the principal came to see me the next day, my expression didn't change, I just sighed sadly: "Yesterday was Valentine's Day, and I also want someone to confess to me..."

...The principal's eyes twitched and left.

...the Valentine's Day Gryffindor common room password is "I love you" has become a common practice.

… It has also become a ritual that my dear children do not enter the door on Valentine’s Day.

... Gryffindor's Valentine's Day outing together has also become a practice.

...Of course, being laughed at has also become a habit.

...what does that have to do with me.

I turned my face away.

I never regret this decision, really.

...because everyone compromised when I subtly extended this routine to the week before and after Valentine's Day haha! ! !

I got "I love you" from Albus, I got "I love you" from Minerva, then Arthur's, Molly's, Sirius', James', Remus', Peter's Lily's, Bill's, Charlie's, Percy's, Oliver's, Angelina's, Lee's, Katie's, Fred and George's, Harry's, Hermione's, Ron's, Nathan's Way's, Ginny's, Colin's, Dennis's, Seamus's, Dean's, Parvati's, Lavender's...

Not everyone has the opportunity to indulge their mischief.

When Albus said this, I couldn't help adding "If you add my name, I won't need your password in the future", he smiled and agreed, and winked at me... I It was almost soft in his soft eyes.

...and then his brother always looked at me threateningly.

When Arthur said this, Molly stared at him. When I said that I didn't mind my sister's confession, he said arrogantly: "A man should protect the one he loves!"

...I didn't let him in.

Remus was pushed out by his companions, and when he said "I love you", he had a helpless expression... After being laughed at by Sirius, he rushed into the common room in extreme embarrassment, but the corner of his mouth couldn't help it up.

...so I locked Sirius out for the night.

Sirius was resolute in his refusal to say anything, and tried to slyly swipe past each time, and finally refused to bow his head when I forced him out from under the invisibility cloak. People who didn't know would think that I had evil intentions.

... Anyway, he sneaks in with James every Valentine's Day.

James insisted that his confession was for Lily, but when he learned that what Lily said was straightforward, his whole body seemed to be petrified, and then he burst into tears and insisted on changing places with me...

... Lily is watching right behind you.

Of course, my favorite is my dear Lily~ Although I couldn’t stop laughing when I said this sentence, I have to say that she has a beautiful smile, she is indeed the flower of Gryffindor~

By the way, when Snape ran over and threatened to lay the floor at the door, I said to him "you can't be forgiven", he gave me a hard look, and then had to endure my continuous magic sound recording The ear tells how deeply Lily was hurt by him...

I know that my behavior is not liked by others, but I have persisted in this habit for decades. I see them every day. In the cleanest and most beautiful years, I don’t know what other time travelers think Yes, but I hope to keep in my memory the beautiful silhouette of that crystal-like flawless time.

Who else but me will know that they are about to die in history?

But know so what, I can never change.

... At least before that, let me see their smiling faces more, okay?

——Later later.

On June 1997, 6, I saw the savior boy rushing out from behind me with an excited expression, holding a piece of parchment in his hand. I caught a glimpse of the circled writing on it, and suddenly felt my nose ache.

"Hey Harry, where are you going?" I said.

"Principal Dumbledore is looking for me." He hesitated and said.

I looked at him, smiled charmingly, chuckled at his distorted expression, and said softly, "Good luck."

He scratched his head. "Thank you, Fat Lady."

"Goodbye."

"Goodbye."

I looked at the direction in which he was leaving, and the sound of the phoenix could be faintly heard in my ears.

Tears flowed down.

But so what?

History cannot be changed.

Anyway, all...

I suddenly couldn't continue, the moonlight was covered by floating clouds, the shadows slid across the ground in front of the window, the leaves shook in the wind, and the evening wind in midsummer was cool.

Late that night, when a large number of students rushed out of the door of the lounge, no one would have noticed a portrait crying loudly.

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