[Comprehensive fear] This shitty world

During the days when he lived with the thatched cottage, his behavior completely overturned Rococo's impression of Taoist aloofness.

Rococo glanced at the thatched layman sitting on the sofa and watching the zombie movie seriously. He held the remote control in his left hand and the plate of milk she gave him when he first arrived at her house in his right hand. Rococo Turning her head silently, she couldn't bear to watch, she really didn't want to tell him the cruel truth.

Don't you know that the saucer is for puppies to drink milk? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻, how can you let us eat at the same table?!

After all, he came from the ancients 500 years ago. He didn't understand many common sense things at all, and Rococo had to take the trouble to teach him one by one.

What Rococo hears the most these days is, girl Gigi, what is this? Girl Gigi, what's the use of this?Wait, wait, Luo Keke complained silently, does she know everything when she is Du Niang?

But in the face of the thatched layman's sincerely asking for advice, Luo Keke couldn't say anything serious. After all, for him from ancient times, he really didn't know the purpose of these things.

After getting in touch these days, Luo Keke discovered that the thatched layman is actually quite a talkative person.

"Layman, didn't you say you wanted to find your apprentice? Why haven't you gone out to look for it these days?"

Rococo was lying on the carpet, while doing yoga, while chatting with the thatched layman.

Hearing Rococo's question, in order to show his solemnity, the grass dweller pressed the red button on the remote control to turn off the thing called TV, then looked at Rococo and said, "It's been raining for the past few days."

Rococo completed the strange shape of the body, stared at a pair of watery eyes and asked: "And then?"

"My spell cannot see water, otherwise it will fail."

This kind of secret thing should not have been told to the woman in front of me, but for some reason, looking at Rococo's beautiful face, the cottage couldn't feel the slightest hint of maturity.He has seen what she has done for him these days. This girl treats her sincerely. How can he deceive her?

As soon as the Thatched Layman finished speaking, Luo Keke twitched and fell on the yoga mat. She clutched her sprained waist and groaned in pain.

What kind of Mao setting is this, why has she never heard of this taboo?

The thatched cottage looked worriedly at Rococo who was lying on the ground: "Girl girl, are you okay?"

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(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Damn, can't you come and help me? Didn't you see that I can't even stand up? How can I be like this? Hey!!!

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In all fairness, although Mao Xiaofang has the same face, Mao Xiaofang is taller than the thatched layman. The difference between the two is the difference between before and after PS. After careful observation for a few days, Rococo finally came to the conclusion that The reason for this is entirely because the grassy dweller is really too unkempt, and he is obviously only in his early thirties, and he forcibly creates an image of a bad old man for himself.

We live in the same house, and we see the sky up and down. In order to protect the living environment of our own eyes, Rococo decided to carry out a major image transformation on the thatched cottage.

Charm Dance, this is a huge hairdressing salon, Rococo is a frequent visitor to this house, so as soon as she entered the door, the hair stylist Kan came up and embraced Rococo warmly.

"Gigi, honey, long time no see, have you forgotten me?"

Rococo's stature is not short, but it's not enough to look good in front of the one-meter-high Kan. His bear hug directly wrapped Rococo's whole body into his arms.

"Kan, let go of me quickly, I can hardly breathe."

Luo Keke was buried in Kan's arms, struggling to get out. Even after knowing each other for so long, she still couldn't get used to Kan's extraordinary enthusiasm.

There was a smile of why on A Kan's face, and he was about to say something when a black foreign object hit his face directly, and there was a light slap, and A Kan's flowing long hair was covered with black, black, red and red. Something, a stench wafted away immediately.

Kan screamed, let go of Rococo, and pulled the towel on the side to clean up the dirt on his body.

"Are you crazy!"

It was the layman who made the move, and when he saw Akan holding Rococo again, he felt extremely uncomfortable. Before he could figure out the feeling in his heart, the thing in his hand greeted the apprentice.

Luo Keke raised her head, and when she saw Kan's terrible image at this time, she smiled unkindly. Kan has always liked cleanliness, so this is really enough for him.

"Okay, okay, Kan, this is a misunderstanding. This is my friend. For my sake, let's forget about this time. How about I treat you to dinner another day to make amends?"

Since he is Rococo's friend, it's hard for Kan to say anything more, the smell on his body is so ecstasy, he couldn't stand the smell, turned around and left in a hurry.

It takes a whole bottle of essence to get rid of this disgusting smell!

Fortunately, today is Wednesday, and there are not many people in the hairdressing salon. Everyone is busy in their own way. Not many people noticed them. Rococo felt like he found a broom and mop to clean up the stains on the floor.

After finishing all this, Luo Keke glared at the thatched layman angrily, and said, "Layman, can't you save yourself some trouble?"

"He treats you contemptuously." The grass dweller spat out a hard sentence with a cold face.

Rococo choked, remembering that the person standing in front of him was an ancient man. In his opinion, what Kan did just now was indeed a bit indecent.

"That's my friend. In our era, it's normal for friends to hug each other. Forget it, it's not important. Next time you'd better ask if you're doing it yourself?"

The layman in the thatched cottage was noncommittal, asked clearly, and when he asked clearly, the others would have taken advantage of it.

Ah Kan will not be able to get out in a short time like that, even if he comes out, for the thatched layman who drenched his hair with stinky tofu, he must not calmly design a style for him, she should find another one.

"Linna, are you free? How about helping my friend design a look?"

After being pressed on the chair, the indecently dressed woman approached him with scissors and comb, the thatched layman's face darkened instantly, and he said coldly.

"Gigi girl, what is she going to do?"

Rococo was sitting on the sofa beside her, flipping through fashion magazines leisurely, and when she heard the question from the thatched layman, she raised her head, looked at the thatched layman in the mirror, and said lightly.

"Help you tidy up your appearance."

Before the grass dweller uttered the words of refusal, Luo Keke warned plainly: "It's okay if you don't agree, then when you find your two apprentices, I will definitely explain what happened that night. □Tell them both in detail."

The thatched layman's face turned red in an instant, he lowered his head silently, and let the woman spoil his head and face.

That night was just an accident, who knew that such a thing would happen, if his apprentice knew about it, his tall image would be completely ruined.

Rococo glanced at the silent grass dweller, and the corners of his mouth curled up slightly.

Speaking of it, that incident was really not a big deal, it was just that the thatched layman forgot to lock the door while taking a bath, and she accidentally broke in to see his nakedness.

In her opinion, this matter is very common, but in the heart of the antique and conservative layman, it is a big event. From then on, she has an extra magic weapon to blackmail him, as long as she remembers what happened that day Come out, the thatched cottage will definitely compromise.

The whole morning passed quickly, and the changed image of the thatched layman was freshly released.

Looking at the thatched layman coming out of the dressing room, a bright smile appeared on Rococo's face.

She expected it to be right, the grassy layman who tidied up his tidy up was a mature man with a temperament,

"Gigi girl, I..."

Since practicing Taoism, he no longer cares about his skin. He devotes himself to cultivating Taoism on weekdays, and neglects his own care. But when he saw the astonishment in Rococo's eyes again, he felt that it might not be a bad thing to have an excellent skin. .

Pulling the freshly baked temperamental man, Rococo took him to eat delicious Thai food in a good mood.

But the thatched cottage obviously didn't like this exotic taste, so he put down his chopsticks after a few mouthfuls.

He quietly looked at Rococo, who was eating happily, and suddenly felt that the years were so peaceful, and it would be good to continue like this.

The commercial street they were in was not far from Rococo's house, so Rococo didn't drive out, and the two walked home slowly together.

"Master, master..."

There was a vague call from a distance, and the thatched layman looked into the distance, and saw two people in strange costumes running towards us while waving their hands on the road not far from the bridge. .

There was a look of joy on the face of the thatched layman, and he didn't care about anything, he jumped off the bridge and flew towards the two people.

"Oh, be careful."

Rococo yelled, and when she saw the person flying over the traffic, she immediately shut her mouth.

Well, she was the one who was worrying too much, he is a grass-roots layman with profound Taoism.

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"Thatched cottage, I warn you, next time you jump into traffic without saying hello, don't blame me for being rude to you!"

"Gigi, you listen to me explain."

"Brother, why do I think they have…"

"There is your big head ghost! Master won't fall in love with any enchantress!" Xiao Hui slapped Ma Shangfeng angrily.

Ma Shangfeng touched his head, which hurt from being patted, and muttered: "It's obvious, when did the master treat women so nicely?"

Xiaohui stomped his feet in anger, jumped up and patted Ma Shangfeng on the head, who knew that he had been prepared, turned around and ran in the direction where the thatched layman left.

"Ma Shangfeng, stop for me!!!"

"Idiots just stop~~~"