The Lord's Guide to How to Train Your Dragon

There was fine snow falling near the ice valley, Percy carried Zhou Wei to the destination, spun around the ice lake, and called his wife to get off the car: "Kou Jie——"

Zhou Wei jumped off the dragon's back tacitly, spread his wings and landed on the ice with a light glide, swept around, but was startled: "Fuck, what happened, what's going on here?"

The center of the ice valley was originally an open field covered with moss, but now it looks like a hurricane has passed through. Collapsed tents, unfolded sleeping bags, scattered clothes... all scattered all over the place in a mess.

What is even more astonishing is that on the ice cliff on one side of the ice valley, the ice cave that once imprisoned Galle seemed to have been bombed by a small missile, and there was a four-meter-long opening at the bottom of the side. Blocks splashed, and the ground was in a mess.

When Percy landed, he was also taken aback. Without saying a word, he flew into the hole to check it out, and jumped down holding a black lacquered metal block: "It seems to be some kind of strange bomb. I've never seen such inclusions before. By the way, has anyone been here? Impossible...Could it be Galle or Beard who found this place? No way, Galle was beaten out of the egg yolk by me, and he will definitely not survive a month..."

While talking, Gulliver flew into the valley with Irma on his back. At first glance, he was shocked by the tragic situation here. He stood on the ruins and looked left and right: "Who blew up this place? Peter and Galle?" ? How did they find it here?"

Percy shook his head and said nothing, vaguely feeling that during the time they were trapped in the subspace, some unimaginable incidents might have happened in the surface continent. He was thinking about whether he should stay here to rest, or immediately notify the fleet to pick them up, when suddenly Zhou Wei was startled. Shouted: "Fuck! What is that? Chicken?! How can there be chickens here?"

What chicken?Percy was puzzled, followed Zhou Wei's line of sight, and saw two small white spots on the steamy lake surface, swaying and flopping towards the shore.

chicken?Is it really a chicken?Or...Percy almost suspected that he had a problem with his eyesight. He ran to the lake in three steps at a time, stretched his arms to pick up the white fur ball that was closer to the shore, and was instantly stunned—what is this? Chicken, this is a manta ray cub!

The white furball stood on Percy's palm, looking at his huge face with a little wariness, the emerald green eyeballs rolled around twice, turned around wobbly, and pointed to the lake with the tip of its tiny wings: "Jiujiu!"

Percy looked along the tip of his wing, and saw a white chicken that was slightly smaller was paddling the water with all its strength, trying to jump to the shore. Also fished up.

"Jiujiu!" The big furball swung its buttocks and jumped over happily, hugged the little furball into its wings, and affectionately pecked the dull fur on the top of his head.The little furball was shivering from the cold, but when he hugged her, she immediately squinted her eyes happily, and let out a thin cry: "Chirp."

"Fuck, it's really a chicken!" Zhou Wei looked at the two furballs hugging each other, and lost his voice, "Hey, where did the chicken come from here?!"

"...This is not a chicken." Percy's mood was indescribable, pointing to Gulliver, "This is probably his son!"

"What?" Zhou Wei felt that his jaw was about to dislocate, "What did you say?"

"This is a cub dragon. Gulliver should be the father." Percy replied sourly. There are only two manta ray dragons on this planet. Since Zhou Wei didn't lay eggs, the father of the furballs can only be Gerry. Buddha.He squinted at the brother who was petrified by the lake, and felt very regretful in his heart--if I knew it, I would not have forgiven this bastard who was so lucky, and I didn't even get a boyfriend, and this guy actually became a father!

God is really blind!

Gulliver... Gulliver's expression at this moment accurately interprets what the word "dumbfounded" is all about.When Percy handed the big and small fur balls in front of him, his gray and white curly hair exploded at a speed visible to the naked eye, tiny sweat droplets rushed out from the pores on his forehead, and even his voice trembled a little: "This, this, what is this?"

"Your son!" Percy snorted, holding the two nephews and trying to put them on his head.Gulliver let out an "ow" as if it had been burned, and fled in panic: "No, no, it's impossible!"

Percy would rather have these two cubs as his own, but it's a pity that he didn't have that fate, so he couldn't help but poke each of them in front of the second patient: "You! Say it!"

The big and small furballs were forced to separate, and immediately let out a pitiful wail: "Chirp, chirp... chirp!" The big furball was more sturdy, and it flopped and scratched Percy's fingers with its claws, trying to make him let go of itself.The little furball was completely frightened, trembling like chaff, covered his eyes with the tip of his wings and started to cry: "Yeep, blah, blah..."

As soon as he heard the little dragon cub cry, Gulliver turned pale, and the frequency of sifting chaff was completely synchronized with that of his younger son. He shouted to Percy in horror: "You, you, don't come here!"

Percy only wanted to beat him up, and said angrily, "You don't care about your son? Do you want me to throw them back into the lake?"

"..." Gulliver opened his mouth like an idiot and was speechless. He never thought that he could become a father so early. You must know that his mother gave birth to him and Percy's litter of children after being married for hundreds of years. , I don't know how difficult it is to conceive a manta ray dragon!

Besides, he thought he was still a child!

The atmosphere was completely frozen there, the little furball was crying hysterically, and the big furball was still fighting bravely, but under the influence of his brothers, he couldn't help crying.The two dragon cubs sang a duet one after another, Gulliver burst completely, waterfall sweat dripped down from his forehead as if he didn't need money, it had reached the level where he could wash his face.

Percy couldn't stand the cub's cries at all, and said to Gulliver angrily: "Idiot! Why are you still standing there? Hurry up and take it and coax them!"

"...I, I don't dare, he, they are so small... what if they fall?" Gulliver muttered for a while, stretched out his hand halfway, then retracted it, and said to Percy with a mournful face, "Yes, or you Hold me up for a while?"

Percy wasn't in the mood to give birth to another man's child, not even his own brother's - he wanted to leave his precious virgin to his son!Grinding his back molars: "Whether my son loves it or not, I'll throw it away!"

"No, no, okay, I'll do it myself...you wait and let me do a psychological training first." Gulliver looked up at the sky, Amitabha Hallelujah, the Infinite Heaven Sect... chanted all the gods and Buddhas in the sky , Exhaled, with a heroic expression on his face, "Let it go!"

Percy cursed secretly, "Countless", and put the two nephews crying into tears on top of his head: "Don't move around! They should be just hatched, their claws are not strong enough, and they don't have a strong grip and are easy to fall and fall. "

Gulliver bitterly agreed: "Understood!"

"Chirp!" As soon as the big hairball touched Dad's hair, it immediately let out a scream of amnesty, and hurriedly covered itself with Gulliver's curly hair, only revealing a pair of big green eyes looking hostilely at Perry. West.The little fur ball was crying weakly, slipped on the ground, almost fell, hurriedly grabbed the tip of father's hair and swung it twice, then managed to climb up to the top of the head, and poked its head next to the big fur ball, humming delicately: "Wow... ..."

Gulliver felt that there were two hot things on top of his head, so he dared not move. The whole figure was cast with a immobilization spell, and even the eyeballs were frozen. He asked in a trembling voice, "Did he fall?"

"No!" said Percy. "They're nice and staring at me."

Gulliver didn't dare to vent his breath, and said with a stiff neck: "Now, what should I do now? Do I, I want to stand like this all the time?"

"Let them stay in a warm place. Newborns are very afraid of the cold. They fell into the lake just now, and their fluff is still wet." Percy also has no experience in raising children. Fortunately, nothing happened to him. Can calmly analyze, "I have to get them food, milk or porridge...Damn, there is nothing in this place, I wonder if they can drink blood." Speaking of which, these two cubs have Baker blood, Baker Babies are usually able to drink blood as soon as they are born.

"Ah?" Gulliver froze with a horrified expression, "Blood? Do I still have to bleed them?"

"...Your blood is poisonous and cannot be fed to children," Percy sneered solemnly. "If they become as stupid as you, it will be over!"

Gulliver's black line: "Who do you think is stupid? Who is so stupid that he is in his 70s and still imitates a puppy holding a Frisbee?"

"Fuck you!" This is simply Percy's black history, "try to say it again!"

Zhou Wei felt a headache for the two of them who had a small quarrel for 3 minutes and a big quarrel for 5 minutes. Seeing that Percy had a tendency to explode, he separated the two of them in time: "Okay, stop arguing, you can catch snow Let the cat bleed for them to drink, there are a lot of them outside. Then let’s set up camp first? It’s so cold, the adults can bear the chicken... the little dragon cubs can’t bear it, so let’s clean up and let everyone rest.”

Percy glared at Gulliver viciously: "I don't want to talk to you, you idiot, just give me a hairball, I'm going to camp first."

Before Gulliver could speak, the big hairball was squatting on his head, completely conquered by father's warm curly hair. Seeing Percy's cold eyebrows at father, he immediately poked his head out and issued a righteous condemnation to his back: "Chirp Chirp!"

Percy felt his nephew's naive resentment, and when he turned his head, the big hairball immediately froze, shivering into Gulliver's hair: You can't see me, you can't see me, you can't see me.

The little furball reacted relatively slowly, and was tidying up his nest in an orderly manner. When he met Percy's gaze, he gasped and cried again, holding his face with the tips of his wings.

Gulliver exploded a second time.

Percy rummaged through the ruins and found that all kinds of equipment here are very complete, and there are many more things than when they evacuated last time. He couldn't help but wonder in his heart—has anyone lived here recently?If anyone has ever lived here, they'd better move to avoid unnecessary trouble.

But looking at the tired Zhou Wei, the weak nephew, the blind fool, and the unconscious villain, he felt that everyone really needed to rest at this time.

Forget it, what should happen, they have all come out of the secondary space, now there is a fleet with backup, and the father who is about to arrive, even if someone dares to mess with them, it is a capital "death"!

Percy made up his mind and started tidying up the utensils. From time to time, he looked at Gulliver who was frozen by the lake with his fur ball on his head. !

Zhou Wei found a flat piece of ground, cleaned up the crushed ice and moss on the ground, and prepared to help Percy set up the tent. Occasionally, he observed Percy's expression, and found that this guy was not at all happy to be an uncle or uncle, with a long face like someone owed He was like a million people, with a flash of inspiration, he asked, "Are you jealous of Gulliver?"

Percy was told the main thing, and forced a stiff smile: "Why, I'm happy for him, but I can't help being angry when I see him so stupid."

It was the first time Zhou Wei saw such a childish expression on his face, and teased, "Why are there words on your face?"

"what?"

Zhou Wei nodded with his fingers: "I, blind, say."

"You..." Percy said blackly, turning around and giving him the back of his head in anger, "Ignore you."

Zhou Wei laughed loudly and rubbed his curly hair: "Talk to me, I'll throw you a frisbee and teach you to drill through fire rings... Hahahaha!"

Percy pretended not to hear or feel it, and set up the tent as firmly as Mount Tai: "I really ignore you."

Gulliver hugged his wife and supported his son, seeing them flirting and flirting from a distance, he was blinded.

The big and small fur balls were shaken by Zhou Wei's devilish laughter, and their paws trembled. They even forgot to cry, and knelt down in father's soft hair with a "plop plop".