The Lord's Guide to How to Train Your Dragon

Zhou Wei rushed back to the No. 037 dock in Area C, and found that the "Dracula" was still parked there and did not drive away, so he couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief.

Great, the son should still be there!Zhou Wei quickly sent an application to Georg via external communication, asking him to open the hatch and let him in to see if the panda landed in the boat.But I don't know why, I sent three applications in a row, and after waiting for almost half an hour, I still didn't receive any reply.

"Joger? Georg, are you there?" Zhou Wei called again at last, but there was still no response. After thinking about it, he decided to go around to the bottom hatch to try it out—he and Valentin came out from there before, luck Well, Georg might forget to lock the gate after they're gone.

Sure enough, luck is good, the bottom cabin door has not been sealed, although Zhou Wei thinks it is a bit wrong to enter uninvited, but his panda is too bear, if something happens in other people's spaceship, the consequences may be more serious , so he opened the door and walked in.

The bottom cabin was quiet, Zhou Wei went all the way up the gangway, passed through the legendary cabin where prohibited ammunition was hidden, and came to the upper luggage compartment.

"Qiao Ge?" Zhou Wei raised his voice and called out, but no one answered. He whistled again in a low voice, and called his panda: "Zhouquan? Quan'er? Hush—come out!"

Open the door of the luggage compartment, it is empty inside, and open the storage room next door, it is also empty, Zhou Wei was a little anxious, regardless of being in someone else's boat, trotted all the way to the front cabin, closing the cabin doors on both sides of the corridor They opened them one by one, calling out Zhouquan's name.

Suddenly, there was a dull impact sound from the direction of the main control room. Zhou Wei was startled, stopped and called tentatively, "Joge?"

No one answered, there was another muffled sound, and then Georg's short groan|groan, it was hard to tell whether it was painful or pleasant.Zhou Wei was a little worried, so he went over to have a look, but when he looked back, he felt that it was better not to worry about it—that groan|groan sounded weird, maybe Mr. Hunter was doing something disharmonious with his girlfriend, It's not good to be smashed by yourself.

No wonder he didn't open the door no matter how you called him... His majesty, who was overthinking, felt that he had found the truth, so he didn't delve into it, and continued to look for his panda.

As expected of his son, Zhou Quan has long-term experience in guerrilla warfare with his own father. Zhou Wei searched for half an hour before he found a series of faint footprints on the fork leading to the reception room—this guy probably ran away. Where to go to drink water, the hind paws are wet, leaving a line of paw prints all the way.

"You little bastard!" Zhou Wei searched for a long time and was so anxious that he died, and rushed to the door of the reception room in two steps, and opened the hatch with a "wow".

"Huh?" The plump panda was lying on the table with a plate big enough to hold candy and snacks, and when he looked back, he said, "Dad!"His legs went limp, and he fell to the ground with a "plop", and the fat paws struggled and pulled twice, bringing the big round table down.The candy plate, snack plate, and crystal vase with the bird of paradise on the table all fell to the ground with a "crash!"

"Fuck!" Zhou Wei's scalp exploded, and he flew forward, barely grabbing the crystal vase.The water from the flowers poured over his head. Fortunately, the expensive bottle was not broken, but he couldn't save the candy plate, and the snacks and candies inside were all scattered on the ground.

"Damn you!" Zhou Wei was furious, got up and jumped over to kick the panda twice.Zhou Quan knew he was in the wrong, pouted his buttocks and punched the corner of the wall, hugged his big head with his fat paws, and begged for mercy.

Zhou Wei felt overwhelmed, he lifted the round table with one hand and set it up, carefully put the crystal vase back to its original position, refilled the water and inserted the flowers.Pity him for being handicapped for a hundred years. I don't know how much work it took to insert the delicate bird of paradise into the same shape as before!

"Look at how I'll deal with you when I go back!" Zhou Wei scolded the panda, picked up the snacks scattered on the ground one by one, and put them back on the plate.A lot of crispy biscuits were broken, so he could only try to put them together as a whole. The candy was fine, fruit balls and chocolate beans, and so on. He just had to wrap the loose candy wrappers back again.

By the way, the ground is not dirty, right?Can you still eat it?Zhou Wei was a little hesitant, but he wanted to eat it because Qiao Ge would eat it, and he didn't want to eat it himself, so he continued without any psychological pressure.

After finally tidying up the table, Zhou Wei pushed the cleaning machine to clean the floor again.Low-level animals like pandas are completely healed and their scars are forgotten. They were cleaned up by Zhou Wei only once, but they were completely forgotten in 10 minutes. Candy scum.

"...You bastard!" Zhou Wei scolded it with hatred, "You need to eat or drink? You grab all the garbage! How did I make you look like this?!"

Panda: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

After tidying up the reception room, Zhou Wei was exhausted physically and mentally. He tied the leash to the panda and dragged it to leave the "Dracula".The panda took a lot of effort to bite the latch and escape from the pet box. After wandering around in the maze-like spaceship for an hour, it finally found candy in the reception room, but it was taken away by its own father without taking a bite. Leaving, that was a grievance, and while yelling "Awwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" stretched out Erkang's hand—Tang!I want sugar!

Zhou Wei tugged hard on the leash, and the four paws of the panda clawed hard at the ground, making an ear-piercing "squeak" sound.He yanked it a few times and found nothing. He turned around and grabbed a lot of candy from the candy tray, stuffed it in his pocket, and patted it: "Okay, I'll pack it for you. Let's go out and eat, okay? Let's go!"

Only then did the panda let go of its paws, and walked away with him step by step.

In any case, as long as he found his son, Zhou Wei was still in a good mood, dragged the panda out of the "Dracula", and sent a message to Valentin: The panda has been found, wait for me at the customs.

Valentin replied in seconds: Yes!His Majesty!

Afterwards, things went very smoothly. The customs quarantined Zhou Quan, issued a pet passport, and sent a confirmation letter for leasing the spaceship.His Majesty the Lord was in a good mood, and he returned home with the dead panda and the bloody horse.

"Aww!" As soon as he entered the house, Zhou Quan threw himself on Zhou Wei after taking off the leash, and huddled around the pocket of his clothes, begging for food.

"I remember this crap!" Zhou Wei is very tolerant towards any non-human beings. He forgot how Zhou Quan tormented him all the way back. He took out candy from his pocket, peeled a few and handed it to it, "Only Eat a little, not a lot!" When I stretched out my hand, I suddenly found that there were two black ones, one of which was still fluorescent, and I was afraid that it might contain chocolate or fluorescent sugar, so I threw both of them into my mouth——Theobromine And fluorescent sugar is delicious to humans, but it is poison to pandas. Eating it will affect the central nervous system, and it may even cause death in severe cases.

Valentin dragged his luggage and came in late. After a busy day, he was so hungry that he asked Zhou Wei loudly as soon as he entered the door: "Your Majesty, can we eat Maoxuewang today?"

"Gu——" Zhou Wei was startled by him, his mouth went bald, and the two pieces of candy on the tip of his tongue slid down his throat without even tasting a single taste!

"Ahem!" Zhou Wei slammed his chest and stared, "I'm not deaf, what are you doing so loudly? Choking me to death!"

"Uh." Valentin quickly apologized, "I'm sorry, Your Majesty, I'm choking you... Then can we eat Maoxuewang later?"

"...Eat, eat, eat!" Zhou Wei took a sip of water from his cup, and finally swallowed the chocolate bean stuck in his chest, but...it doesn't seem sweet?

"Yeah! That's great!" Valentin happily pushed the luggage to store--I will go back to my hometown in one day, and I can't eat blood products after I go back. I must eat enough today!

At the same moment, in the "Dracula" spaceship, the unlucky twins looked at each other with expressions of wanting to die.

"There are outsiders in your boat?" Percy came to his senses first, dropped the snack plate, and grabbed Gulliver by the collar, "Why didn't you tell me earlier, you idiot!"

"There are no outsiders!" Gulliver waved his hand away and said anxiously, "The previous customers were dismissed by me a few hours ago!"

"Where did the fate stone go? It couldn't have grown wings and flew by itself, right?"

"..." Gulliver was at a loss for words, he clenched his fists and thought for two seconds, then suddenly he ran towards the main control room.Percy chased him all the way to the front cabin, and saw that he had opened the holographic panel and was showing the surveillance cameras on the ship for a few hours to quickly browse.

"Who is this person?" Percy noticed a dark and thin young man passing by on the screen, and tapped the holographic screen bitterly, "Is this called no outsiders? Is this called sending away?" Seeing a fat panda in black and white swaying past on another screen, he said angrily, "Ha! There's even a bear!"

Gulliver scratched his head violently: "How do I know, I thought they had already left!" He turned on the communicator and found several calls stored in it. When he played it, all of them were from Zhou Wei.

"I understand!" Gulliver said after listening to the call and looking at Zhou Wei's course of action in the boat, "He was gone before, but his pet was left behind, so he came back to look for it. The two of us Fighting, so I didn't hear the comm request, and he came in by himself from the hold."

"You know what a thread! You idiot actually gave me the dim sum that fell on the floor!" Percy saw the panda overturning the table, and Zhou Wei put the scattered dim sum back on the plate, and suddenly felt that he had just eaten it. The stuff is stuck in the chest: it's disgusting!The floor stepped on by pandas, the food touched by strangers, and the water sprinkled on them for growing flowers... No wonder the dim sum felt a little broken when I ate it just now, and the taste was weird!

Young life!I am the noble prince of Baker Kingdom!

"Didn't I eat it?" Gulliver also had a black line on his forehead. Seeing the video last week, Wei wrapped the Fate Stone in sugar paper and put it in a candy plate, and then grabbed it and put it in his pocket. , "It's over, he took it away as candy, maybe it was eaten by his panda!"

"..." Percy really wanted to strangle this damned brother to death, and pointed out a finger for a long time before saying, "Why are you still standing there? Hurry up and chase him back! And his panda !"

"What's your name!" Gulliver slapped his hand away angrily, "Is it all my fault? If you didn't want to die, you insisted on coming to me, insisting on fighting with me, insisting that I take off the fate stone , how could such a thing happen!"

Percy opened his mouth, unable to refute.

The two brothers stared at each other for a long time, but Percy compromised and said, "Old rules."

Gulliver snorted coldly and stretched out his fist: "Come on!"

rock-paper-scissors!

Ten minutes later, Percy changed into Gulliver's shirt and trousers, and drove the shuttle to the earth. On the navigation panel on the console, the address coordinates left by Zhou Wei - Baolongyu Wildlife Protection center.

The author has something to say: [Percy: You lost my brother's fate stone, you are looking for death! 】【Gulliver: Hahaha I lost it, what can you do to me?You are looking for death... No, you are looking for shit hahahahaha] [Percy: Fall!I quit, change actors! 】【Uncle Cat: QAQ No!Can't I give you benefits? 】

[Percy: What benefits? 】

[Uncle Cat: How about a swollen wife? 】

[Percy: ...Let me read the script again. 】