The Lord's Guide to How to Train Your Dragon

Breeders who managed to evolve (and possibly ancestrally) a pair of wings had a hard time adjusting to birdman life.

First of all, his biological clock is a bit disordered. He used to sleep for five or six hours a day, but now he is full of energy after taking a nap in three or four days, which makes him anxious.The second is that he is not very sensitive to the control of the extra upper limbs. Often, the word "fly" suddenly floats in his mind, and the wings are stretched out with a "crash".

It's easy to hurt innocent people!

Percy's life is even more difficult, because he is used to sticking next to Zhou Wei all the time, so he is often hit by the wings that appear in the sky. The dragon form is better, at most one slap in the face, and the human form is blown away directly !

It's also worrying that my wife's fighting power is too strong...

"Why can't I be as controllable as you?" Zhou Wei successfully struck Percy another round this day, and apologized to him by shaking his wings like a crow with a stroke, "I'm sorry, is your face alright? Sigh! I'm so useless, if this goes on, when will we be able to implement Plan B..."

Percy is more depressed than him, and he has to patiently comfort him: "I have been flying for more than 70 years, and you have only been flying for seven days. It is normal to fly poorly. Don't worry and practice slowly."

"Where do you have time to practice slowly?" Zhou Wei was extremely distressed, "Is there no quick way? How did your dad teach you to fly when you were young?"

"...I don't have to teach it, it's just a matter of nature." The manta ray chick's period was so short that it was almost negligible, and Percy had no memory of how he learned to fly.But now that Zhou Wei asked this question, he suddenly thought that when he was a child, Gulliver once invented an extremely complex and logical high-level air flight training method in order to practice resilience. Now it seems to be quite suitable for teaching his wife. of.

Well, in fact, it’s just a game of guessing shells by flying high in the sky.

The game stipulates that the loser who guesses Ding Ke must change into a human form within one second, and the winner must catch him, and then the loser returns to the dragon form, and the two continue to guess.This cycle goes on and on, if anyone fails to change within a second, it will be regarded as a failure, and within 24 hours after returning home, he must obey the orders of another person and do whatever he is asked to do.

Because this Gulliver often copied homework for him when he was a child.

"Either I'll accompany you to practice at high altitude, and it's not a solution to always thump on the ground." Percy imagined the scene of holding Zhou Wei in the air or being hugged by Zhou Wei, and couldn't help shaking his heart, and he couldn't wait. up.

"High altitude?" Zhou Wei looked at the gray sky in the sub-space, and felt a little apprehensive—what if the word "receive" flashed in his mind after flying up, and the wings were suddenly retracted. Crashed into a photo?

"I'll fly with you, don't worry you won't fall off with my escort." Percy said in a relaxed manner, "There is pressure to be motivated, and real flying skills can only be practiced at high altitudes!"

In order to save his cute pet and his friends, and return to Piao Dalu as soon as possible, Zhou Wei gritted his teeth: "Okay! Listen to you."

Percy explained the training rules. Although Zhou Wei felt that it was difficult to transform in a second, and it was awkward for the two men to hug each other, he agreed with a humble and upward spirit. He stretched out his wings and followed Percy to fly. On the high altitude.

The meteorological disturbance caused by Plan A has basically calmed down. There are thin snowflakes floating in the sky. The higher the flight, the colder the air. Zhou Wei managed to fly below the clouds, feeling a little powerless. Looking at the barren land under his feet, the matchbox The ruins of houses, big and small, made my heart tremble - the feeling of flying so high alone is completely different from lying on Percy's back.

"Relax, I'll follow you." Percy kept flying under his side to escort him, and his golden eyes looked at him gently and encouragingly, "The first training doesn't need to be so harsh in one second, five seconds. "

Zhou Wei nodded, almost lost his balance, suddenly slapped him again, and hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry...you have the final say."

"Okay, let's start!"

"Paper scissors in hand!" Birdman and Bird shouted at the same time, stretching out their claws.

Maybe it was too nervous, but Zhou Wei stretched out his fists with clenched fists, so he lost the first one without any suspense. He had no choice but to say "close" silently, closed his eyes, and fell to the ground like a kite with a broken string: "ah--"

Before he finished speaking, Percy's giant claws had already caught him, and he glided a little to relieve the momentum, before throwing him high: "Very good, come again!"

Zhou Wei was fed up with the wind, and hurriedly stretched out his wings and slapped his body several times quickly to stabilize his body. Before he recovered, he saw Percy leaping in front of him and shouted: "Rock paper scissors!"

"..." Zhou Wei didn't have time to react, he stretched out his hand, stone X2, and lost again, so he fell into Percy's embrace again.

"Take your time and don't worry." Percy was not in a hurry to throw him out this time, and gently tossed him in his arms to show encouragement, "It's getting better, much faster than when it was on the ground just now."

"Yes, is it?" Zhou Wei felt a little embarrassed after being weighed twice by him like coaxing a child, and said with a dry smile, "Ha, haha...then go ahead."

"Okay." Percy threw him into the sky slowly, and waited for him to change his wings and stretch out his claws again, "Rock paper scissors!"

Zhou Wei's balance hadn't been adjusted yet, so he stretched out his fist reflexively, and it was too late to repent, so he screamed: "Oops, I'm going to lose again."

Just as he was about to retract his wings, he suddenly realized that he had actually won this time, and Percy played cloth!

"Okay." Percy transformed into a human form in a second, and threw himself at him with outstretched arms, "Catch me!"

"..." Zhou Wei watched his magnified handsome face rush towards him, stretched out his arms in a hurry, and bumped into him with a "bang".

"Grab, hold on to me!" Zhou Wei waved his wings desperately to stabilize his body, and hugged his huge cute humanoid pet in his arms with all his strength, for fear that if he couldn't hold it, he would throw him down and throw him into a dragon meat dumpling stuffing Son.

"Okay." Percy wrapped his arms around his neck graciously, and used his two long legs to increase friction, hanging on him firmly.

"..." On a very cold day, Zhou Wei felt very hot for no reason.

"We need to use the power of the wind." Someone hanging on the owner's body was still serious about popularizing the knowledge of flight, freed up a hand to simulate the flight angle, and his lips brushed against Zhou Wei's side cheek, "You don't have tail feathers , can only rely on adjusting the angle of the wings to control the direction. Without the help of the wind, flying in a curve will consume a lot of energy, and it is difficult to make the steering angle narrow..." In order to prevent slipping, his legs were tightly clamped thigh.

The warm breath sprayed on the ear, Zhou Wei shivered, and wrapped Percy's waist tightly, feeling like he was hugging a sloth!

The key point is that this sloth is taller and stronger than him, with a particularly handsome face and a particularly...hot body?sexy?tough?

Uh, Zhou Wei couldn't find a suitable adjective for the time being. He just felt that a certain part of himself against Percy was a bit overheated, and he desperately wanted to separate his legs to move a little bit. Finally, after Percy finished speaking, he paused and quickly said : "I see, then what, let's continue practicing."

"Are your arms tired?" Percy let go of his legs, and thoughtfully suggested, "It's hard to hold like this, let's change the position next time."

Zhou Wei thinks that the word "body | position" is a bit inappropriate here, but before he can object to Percy, he releases him, transforms into mid-air, and stretches out his claws: "Rock, paper, scissors!"

Zhou Wei's arms were sore, his brain went blank, he stretched out his fist, and won again. Then his arms sank, his arms became hot, and a large cute pet threw himself into his arms again in human form.

"Are you okay?" Percy put his arms around his neck and asked concerned, "Does this position save a lot of effort?"

Zhou Wei found out that he was hugged by the princess this time.

This body | position is really good, it can bend people... Zhou Wei was sweating a little in the cold sky and the wind was blowing, he gritted his back molars and gave a dry laugh: "Yes, it is a bit, haha." The only one The advantage is that the legs can be separated in this way, and a certain part that is continuously overheated will not be too uncomfortable to be pinched.

"Although flying against the wind consumes energy, it is easier. The real danger is that when flying against the wind, you must pay attention to the wind force and direction." However, when he was distracted, the cute pet lying in his arms was upright The face gave him some flying knowledge, "When you enter a crosswind state when turning, you must be especially careful. Once you are blown over and roll in the air, you will easily lose your direction."

"I, I know." Zhou Wei began to regret accepting this wonderful training.

"Also, don't punch every time." Percy was delighted to see his dark red face, patted him on the shoulder with a serious face, transformed into a circle around him, " You can also produce scissors and cloth!"

"I know!" Do you think I don't want to?But conditioned reflexes are hard to control!Zhou Wei rubbed his face angrily, cheered up and prepared to fight again.

Wait, this guy should have noticed that I'm so nervous that I can only throw stones, right?So whoever hugs whomever is planned by him, right?Zhou Wei's IQ suddenly went online, and he vaguely felt that he was molested by his cute pet just a few times ago.

What a shame.

The dragon is indeed a lewd|evil animal!

Percy accepted it as soon as he saw it, and saw that Zhou Wei's face was not right, so he stopped taking advantage of it, and spent the next few hours practicing flying with him seriously.

I have to admit that people can burst out their powerful potential under strong pressure. Zhou Wei's flying skills have advanced by leaps and bounds. "The game is over.

Percy is very satisfied with his progress, and privately, with their emotional progress - do they have a super tacit understanding now?Are you hugging each other for almost half of the day?Did Zhou Wei start to blush at him?Although it is difficult to say emotionally, it seems that the body has already reacted, has it not?

Although I still often get slapped and slapped when I sleep, it doesn't matter, whose husband doesn't get beaten, right?

Hitting is kissing and scolding is love, and kissing and loving wings kick!

However, the happy time is always short. In order to return to the surface continent before the food is exhausted, Percy has to suspend the beautiful training and prepare to start plan B.

"You can do it now." Percy said to Zhou Wei after modifying Qiao Jianjian's last smart module that day, "Your skills are already very good, and I have almost finished modifying the mecha."

"Ah? So fast?" Zhou Wei had the feeling that the final exam was approaching, a little uneasy, and a little eager to try, "Is it okay for the two of us to start? It was all done by you and Gulliver before. He has a complete Dragon form, much bigger than me."

"I've already considered this issue during the refit, so don't worry." Percy said calmly, "You don't need to fight, just make sure you don't get burned during the process of stimulating the magma, and you have enough speed to leave the crater. , this can still be done.”

"Okay." Zhou Wei rubbed his hands together and said, "Then let's do it!"

On the appointed day, the two flew to the crater early. Gulliver was already waiting there, his gray curly hair tied into a neat bunch, and the big backpack was placed at his feet.

"You packed all the rest of the food? It's unnecessary, right?" Zhou Wei moved his arms and legs and prepared to go into the water with Percy, while chatting with Gulliver to relieve his nervousness.

But Gulliver... Gulliver was not in the mood to chat with him at all!

Gulliver thought that he could be a quiet and handsome man by hiding on the mountain, and he would no longer have to watch them show their affection. Who knows if he hides here or there, he will be blinded all day long--there are two big birdmen flying in the sky, thinking Is it hard not to see it?

It made him unable to even take a walk, and he could only stay in the cave if he wanted to be quiet!

Nima, Lao Tzu is a dragon and not a bat!

Moreover, the game of "Guess Ding Ke and Hug" is obviously his and Percy's patent, so why does Mao want to teach Zhou Wei to play together?That was one of the few little secrets of love between the two of them since they were young!Why is it so difficult to keep some warm memories? !

Single dogs really have no way out...

"Hmph!" Gulliver rolled Zhou Wei's iconic eyes, opened his backpack and took out a large roll of bubble wrap, "What do you want food for? I don't know how full I am when I see you two."

"What are you doing with this?" Percy was activating the mecha, looking at the bubble wrap in his hand inexplicably.

"Just for fun, so I don't get bored by the side when you're busy with business." Gulliver stretched out a finger and pressed the small bubble on it, with a look of lovelessness on his face, "I can't play a two-player game by myself. .”

"..." Percy never expected that he would still be interested in making fun of him at such a time. Is this jealous?But family affection and love are completely different, so why be jealous?The second disease is really unreasonable!

In other words, this is no longer a second-degree disease, but a second-degree cancer, right?

It took Zhou Wei a long time to realize that he was mocking himself, which seemed to have a subtle sour taste, so he gave an awkward "hehe" and patted his shoulder: "Well, that's okay, you have fun."

Gulliver gave the loving duo a cold look in the lonely "papa" sound: "Goodbye!"