The Lord's Guide to How to Train Your Dragon

The planet "Hergiutlan Gunsmansa" has entered a strange period of peace.The Issa people stood still, and the Heki people stood guard. The heads of state of both sides moved secretly and disappeared. They only ordered their cronies to announce that they were still alive.

In the Ice Valley of the Subcontinent, the originally tense three parties have also entered a brief period of calm. Peter and Galle seem to have played a game of "I want to be quiet". After the long talk on the first day, they stayed in their respective ice In the cave, neither meet nor talk.

The Shenlong quartet seemed to have nothing to do.

Zhou Wei was a bit troubled by this situation. In his opinion, there was nothing to be entangled in this trivial matter. Wouldn't it be enough for everyone to abandon their personal grievances and shake hands and make peace?Why are the heads of state Mao so fucking stupid?Leading hundreds of millions of people, their ideological awareness is not as high as his forbidden disease.

It's true that the rich can't pass three generations, and the hereditary system kills people!

And the sub-continent is too cold, even wearing a constant temperature suit, he will freeze to death. If this continues, he feels that his facial paralysis may become permanent!

The only good thing was that Percy was with him. This guy was warm and exuded raging heat all the time. Just staying next to it was like returning to spring.And creatures with low IQ are good, they are stupid and don’t know how to worry, the situation is so tense, it still has a good time every day, rolling hoops, skating rivers, arching mushrooms... It seems to be cute recently After picking up the panda, Zhou Quan was dragged out for a walk if he had nothing to do.

This kind of cute pet has greatly relieved the anxiety of His Majesty the Lord. It is said that raising a dragon is so worry-free. It is no problem to be hungry and full, and it is not a problem to sleep or not. You only need to accompany it every day. Throw balls and frisbees Just fine.

The breeder is full of confidence in his life after returning to Baolongyu.

As for Gulliver... When Gulliver saw his wise and powerful brother sliding and rolling on the ice like an idiot to catch the ball, his heart collapsed.

It is more difficult to please the other half in the animal state, but there is no need to give up self-esteem like this, right?Addicted to playing dumb?Can only self-destruction please one's destined mate?Do you eat too much mashed potatoes and your brain is stuffed with potato skins?

Now I can only pray that Irma will know the truth in the future, so don't follow suit and let him do such stupid things.

But Irma's gentleness and consideration shouldn't make her so sick, right?Gulliver squatted on the moss and looked at his "gentle and considerate" destined partner. Irma was undergoing unshakable physical training every day. The intensity and difficulty made Gulliver daunted.He used to feel that the instructors of the military academy were as harsh as winter to him, but now he realized that it was simply motherly feelings.

"You don't have to be so strict with yourself." Gulliver said with some distress, "Your skills are already very good, besides, I will protect you."

Irma stopped with a good temper and wiped her hair with a towel: "I'm used to it. I don't have much to do here anyway, so I just treat it as a pastime." She did push-ups on his back and said half-jokingly: "And I want to protect you too."

"...Okay, then I'll rely entirely on you." Gulliver was delighted, holding his chin as a support for him, "Don't overdo it, aren't you feeling unwell? Nothing happened this morning I'm eating." Irma had a slight hypothermia reaction these days, irregular heartbeat, and loss of appetite. He specially made some high-calorie porridge in the morning, but Irma said he had no appetite after eating half of it.

"Well, it's okay, it's ready." Irma said, after finishing the last set of stretching exercises, she put on her coat and rested.

"Drink some water." Gulliver handed him the cup, "I made your favorite tea and added more sugar to maintain the heat."

"Thank you." Irma took the cup and brought it to her mouth. Smelling the smell of tea, she frowned slightly, but still drank some graciously.

"Do you want to see a doctor?" Gulliver asked worriedly, "You had palpitations several times last night, and I felt it. Is it a nightmare? Or is it a limb convulsion caused by low temperature?"

"No, no, I just..." Irma hesitated and said, "I'm just a little worried about my father."

"Oh." Gulliver suddenly realized, and couldn't help but secretly regret that he was too careless. He should have considered this issue long ago, "Do you want to take him over to live with you? Your contract with King Beard has been terminated. As for his treason Zhou Wei can be pardoned for crimes or something. Zhou Wei is the lord of the Heji Empire, and Bield will still give him this little face."

Irma shook her head: "Don't worry about such a trivial matter. Aren't we going to leave here? Just take him away secretly at that time. My father is very afraid of King Beard. He will collapse if he is picked up. Why don't we let him go?" He continues to live alone outside. I just feel a little uneasy recently, so I want to visit him."

"Then go see it." Gulliver said, "When you want to go, I will accompany you."

"No, no, I'll just go by myself." Irma said, "He doesn't like to meet people, it's not against you, it's just...he doesn't understand you, it will probably be fine after a long time, I will try to convince you his."

Gulliver understands the mute's mentality of being extremely afraid of himself and has to accept it. He doesn't want Irma to be difficult, so he nods: "Okay." what danger.

"His Royal Highness Peter has come out." Irma's eyes froze suddenly, and she said in a low voice.Gulliver stood up and looked back, only to see Peter walking down the stairs in a thick fur, heading for the ice cave where Galle was.

Is it finally time to start the second round of negotiations?Gulliver was shocked and whistled softly.There was a low bluff from the adjacent tent, and it was Percy's reply that he already knew.

The negotiation didn't last long, and soon King Beard walked out of the ice cave in Galle. He stood by the frozen lake for a while, as if calming down, before coming to Gulliver a few minutes later: "Is His Majesty here? I want to talk to him."

Does this mean there is progress?Gulliver stared sharply at King Beard's face, trying to find some clues, but the other side's city was too deep, and he couldn't see why for a while.

The only thing that's certain is that this guy is very, very excited right now.

It shouldn't be bad news.

Zhou Wei met Beard in his tent, and his dragon lay beside him as usual, as a cute pet, or more properly, a prop to intimidate the enemy.

"Thank you, Your Majesty." Beard bowed to Zhou Wei and said sincerely, at least on the surface, "Thank you for facilitating this negotiation between me and the King of Galle. It has been more than 20 years. I really didn't expect that there would be a day when we would settle our differences."

Zhou Wei said "Oh", and pointed to the chair opposite him to ask him to sit. Beard looked at Percy who was lying beside the chair, especially the messy Issa crown under its claws, and said humbly. Just stand up and say it.

"Perhaps you already know." Beard said, "King Galle is my brother. We are brothers of the same father and mother. More than 20 years ago, due to a serious misunderstanding, we turned against each other, and I was forced to Leave the Issa Empire, join your father, Your Majesty the First King, and become the regent of the Heji Empire."

Zhou Wei already knew this from Irma and nodded.Beard continued: "This misunderstanding has troubled us for many years, and I thought it would never be solved. These years, brother Wang led the crowd to attack the Heji Empire, and I was even ready to die with him. God Bless you, Valentin found you, Your Majesty, and never expected that you would create such an opportunity for us." As he spoke, he became excited, and the excitement was obviously from the heart, not as hypocritical as usual: "After After my explanation, Brother Wang finally forgave me and agreed to reconcile with me!"

Emma, ​​is it finally time to save lives?Zhou Wei was happier than him, and said with relief: "That would be great. If you are willing to negotiate peacefully to resolve the conflict between the Heki people and the Isa people, that would be even better."

"Yes, Brother Wang has agreed to negotiate peacefully." Beard said, "But before that, there is another important matter that must be presided over by Your Majesty the Lord."

"Uh... what's the matter?" Zhou Wei asked warily, presiding over something, wouldn't it be another large-scale celebration?On such an occasion, he would probably be treated as a mascot again, and he would never leave without drinking a catty of wine.

"Please preside over our wedding." Beard said with a smile, his gloomy and vicissitudes of face suddenly became radiant, as if he was ten years younger, "I have an engagement with Brother Wang, but it was temporarily shelved because of a misunderstanding. We settled our suspicions, and he is willing to fulfill the previous agreement and become the King's Companion with me."

"..." Zhou Wei was so astonished that even his hypothermic facial paralysis was cured: what is he talking about?marry?It's scary enough for a homosexual to get married, but now you want to marry a close relative?Aren't they two biological brothers with the same father and mother?Is this okay?

Seeing his shock, Beard explained: "In the Isa tradition, the royal family can only intermarry with blood relatives. Our first father and mother are biological brothers and sisters. This is different from Heji's tradition, and it is not very different from the laws of your galaxy. Same."

Well, the tradition of aliens is so heavy, it cannot be viewed from a normal perspective... Zhou Wei thinks that he has been on the Heky planet for so long, and he has also experienced strong winds and waves. He is still a little helpless to hear such "good news". accept.But thinking about my own background in genetics, I feel that it seems nothing compared to the marriage of close relatives of humans|animals.

Besides, he has to accept whether he accepts it or not. They can't be allowed to continue fighting, can they?

Love knots or not, anyway, I don't need close relatives to marry, let him die!Zhou Wei tried his best to calm down the goosebumps on his back, and reluctantly said: "That, that's fine, congratulations."

"Thank you." Beard nodded slightly, expressing his gratitude, "Brother Wang entrusted me with full power to make a marriage certificate and announce it to the world. When his high priest selects a date, there will be a special master of ceremonies to discuss the wedding steps with you. Of course, You don't have to worry about the details of the operation, there will naturally be an etiquette officer to handle it, you just need to be present on time."

Zhou Wei only nodded: "Okay."

Beard was obviously a little excited, suppressed his joy, and said: "I have already talked with the king, after the marriage, the Issa people will be merged into the Heji Empire, and he will continue to rule and implement a high degree of autonomy. But Please rest assured that you are still the sole ruler of the Heji Empire, and the king brother will submit to you and assist you with me to make the Heji Empire stronger and more prosperous."

Zhou Wei doesn't care about his own status in the future. In fact, it doesn't matter if the two of them join forces to usurp the throne. Anyway, he has decided to bring Shenlong back to Baolongyu to live a happy life.

Although he is skeptical about the characters of the two brothers, they have been the top leaders for so long, and they are better than his half-baked lord. Rich and strong.

After achieving this step, he is worthy of his father, right?

"In this case, let's do as you said." Zhou Wei said with a stern face, "I can let Georg handle the preparation of the marriage letter. After the marriage is finalized and announced to the world, Percy and I I will send you back to Xinghuan to prepare for the wedding."

King Peter nodded with a smile, took his leave and left.

Mr. Shenlong, lying at the lord's feet, slowly woke up from the shocking thunder of the inbreeding marriage, and watched the groom-to-be leave, the feathers on his neck trembling.

I'm really glad that the Kingdom of Baker doesn't have such a heaven-defying law, otherwise he would have to die.

If you want to marry Gulliver, let the universe be destroyed.