The Lord's Guide to How to Train Your Dragon

Gulliver and Irma flew eastward for about two to three thousand kilometers, and entered an area full of ice cones and low domes.

"It's almost here, the ice cones are very dense in front, so be careful." Irma turned her head and smiled at him apologetically, "My father is very timid and always likes to hide in such remote places."

Gulliver nodded, he was also to blame for this matter, if he hadn't suddenly appeared last time and hunched his back in fright, the old man wouldn't have been so panic-stricken and hid in the gloomy corner like a frightened bird.

"Didn't it used to be called 'old guy'? Now it's changed to 'old man'?" Yan Kong made a mockery at the right time, expressing his dissatisfaction with his inability to get close to the second master - Gulliver did not recommend to Irma It's a forceful mech, it's a capital crime!

Gulliver didn't bother to pay attention to it, and followed Irma around a large clump of ice cones that almost reached the ground, and entered a narrow alleyway made of an ice mantle.

The further he went, the more Gulliver was amazed. This place is absolutely amazing. There are smooth and smooth ice walls everywhere, like mirrors. The dim light reflects back and forth between the ice walls, causing strange illusions of light and shadow. With Irma leading the way, he couldn't find the passages hidden behind the mirror at all.

"Here we are." Irma closed the flying wings and landed, pushing away a piece of ice wall as high as a person, and said, "This is it."

Behind the ice wall is a dark ice cave with no light and no human voice.Irma frowned, and said to herself, "Aren't you at home?" Turning to Gulliver, "Come in, he may have gone out to find food, let's wait for him for a while."

Gulliver walked into the ice cave and found that it was quite spacious, with a size of thirty to forty square meters, with a high dome and some simple wooden furniture.A large bed is placed against the wall, covered with thick feather cushions and black and white animal skins, a storage lamp is placed on the round table in the middle of the room, next to this wooden plate containing nuts, and a pair of nut crackers are placed beside it On, the bayonet is still biting half of a nut.

Irma closed the ice cube door, turned on the light, and said, "Sit down, he will go out to hunt occasionally, and there are many fat cold mice nearby, roasting them can supplement animal protein."

"Can he still hunt?" Gulliver looked around and sat on the wooden chair beside the round table.Sitting next to him, Irma picked up the half-peeled nuts and continued to peel, saying: "If you can't run, just make some traps, such as animal traps, sticky boards, rope nets, etc. There will always be stupid people in a few days." The prey is thrown into the net - the subcontinent lacks natural enemies, and the small animals are extremely stupid. Especially the cold mouse, when one is stuck on a sticky board, it can always call a lot of companions, and it is a bunch of sticky boards. Once I went to collect the sticky board , the top can’t be glued, and there are a few fat guys strolling around unwillingly.”

When he said this, his eyebrows were beaming, he didn't have the usual respectful and restrained appearance at all, he was chattering like a normal young man.Gulliver looked at his handsome face obsessively. The dim light made his facial features look extraordinarily deep, with both the handsomeness of a man and the softness of a teenager, it was fascinating.

Irma felt a little embarrassed when he found that he was staring at her, but she didn't avoid it. Instead, she gave him a bright smile and handed him the peeled nuts: "Try this, it's very crisp."

Gulliver pretended to be puzzled: "It's dark, can it really be eaten?"

"Yes, it's delicious." Irma picked up a piece and stuffed it into her mouth, and bit it open to show him, "It's sweet." Then she handed the rest to his mouth.

"Really?" Gulliver leaned into his hand and bit the nut, licked his fingers by the way, seeing a faint blush on his cheekbones, grabbed the back of his neck and pulled him into his arms, using his tongue Pushing his own nuts into his mouth, he snatched the ones he had bitten off: "I don't believe it, I want to exchange it with you."

"..." Irma blushed, moved her teeth subconsciously, made a crisp "cracking" sound, and laughed with a "poof", and said, "Do you always grab other people's food like this?"

"Only you." Gulliver also smiled, swallowed the nuts, recalled that he often robbed Percy for food when he was a child, and added, "Well, there is one more person, but that was a long time ago."

"Hmm." Irma's eyes darkened, her lips moved twice, and finally she couldn't help asking, "Who is it? Your Majesty the Lord?"

"Him? Why." Gulliver was stunned, "It's my brother, we used to grab snacks when we were young." Looking back, he suddenly pinched his chin, "Hey, are you jealous? Are you? Yeah?"

"No, no." Irma pushed his hand away unnaturally, her eyes flickered, and she almost didn't dare to look directly into his eyes, "I, I just, just suddenly..." I couldn't find the right words for a long time, and said angrily Lowering his head, he said, "Okay, I'm a little worried, I'm sorry, I... I'm a very insecure person, Gulliver, I'm sorry."

"Don't apologize." Gulliver fully felt his mixed feelings of inferiority and pride, and pulled him onto his lap, gently stroking his hair, "No one, no one else, only You are, you are, and you will always be."

Irma's breath was heavy, her eyes were red, she took two deep breaths, and said, "I believe you, I swear I am the same. I want to ask you a question now, Gulliver, I don't mean anything else, I'm not jealous, but I You must ask." After a pause, he said seriously, "Your Majesty, why did you help him?"

This question is really difficult to answer, Gulliver thought for a while, and said: "Because of commitment, you can understand it as friendship, family affection, responsibility, and even work, but only love."

Irma's eyes were very dark, she nodded, but her brows were slightly frowned: "Is that so? Is it just a business promise?"

"Yes." Gulliver said firmly.Sometimes he felt he knew Irma very well, and other times he was not at all sure what he was thinking.For example, at this moment, although Irma said that he was not jealous, Gulliver really couldn't think of a more appropriate explanation. Why did he care so much about helping Zhou Wei?

Suddenly there was a strong uneasiness deep in the subconscious, Gulliver tried his best to get rid of this emotion, and solved Irma's confusion in the simplest way: "Irma, to me, you are different from everyone else. Including Zhou Wei, you are the person I want to accompany for the rest of my life, do you understand?"

"I understand." Irma said in a hoarse voice, "So, Gulliver, can your feelings for me...love...could it surpass all of these, surpass business, surpass responsibility, surpass friendship?"

"What's wrong with you?" Gulliver became more and more surprised. In his mind, Irma shouldn't be such a fussy person. If you and your mother fall into the river, who do you catch first?" This kind of nonsense question.

That's so weird, what the hell does he want to know?

"What are you worried about?" Gulliver brushed away the broken hair from his temples, carefully observing his expression, "Are you doubting my relationship with Zhou Wei, or are you doubting your place in my heart?"

"No, I don't have any doubts." Irma was taken aback, and immediately said, "Forget about that, I'm sorry, I don't know what happened to me, asking such a ridiculous question."

"No, no, don't apologize." Gulliver sighed and said, "Your question is not funny at all, it is very cute to me, you can keep it as long as you can, I like that you care about me so much, I like that you care about me Concerned about gains and losses..." Holding Irma's face and pinching, he smiled, "So don't stop, please continue to work hard to monopolize me."

Irma was embarrassed, and although there was some lingering weakness in her eyes, her expression brightened, she pushed his hand away, and asked, "Are the nuts delicious? Do you want more? These fruits are from Xinghuan's garden when I was on vacation. It is said to be good for the brain."

"Oh, are you implying that my brain is not enough?" Gulliver kissed his earlobe, his soft chin, "Maybe, I am always a little confused in front of you... But I don't want to eat nuts, what should I do? I want to eat you."

"Oh." Irma couldn't help it, and pushed him hesitantly, but she was not very firm.When Gulliver forcibly bit his Adam's apple, he couldn't help moaning, and finally compromised, saying: "Okay, okay, I, I miss you too. Let's hurry up, maybe there is still time. "

It was the first time I came to do this kind of thing at the prospective father-in-law's house. Gulliver felt a sense of excitement about cheating. As soon as Irma agreed, he couldn't wait to separate his thighs and let him sit on his waist: "Okay, I Try your best, but you're too slow, I'm afraid I can't bear to be alone so quickly...well, that." As men, it's always more difficult for the one who gets in, if the time is too short, it's hard for two people to come out together .

"Or, or me instead?" Irma held his hand to peel off his own pants, eagerly said, "I can be faster."

"...I was wrong, I promise it will be soon, as soon as you want, I will go as fast as you want." Someone who died immediately promised God.

"Okay." Fortunately, Irma is more accommodating in this regard. Although he is active in counterattacking, he is not very persistent. After getting his assurance, he obeyed. He only complained lightly when he was entered, "Why is it so big? , you obviously don’t look very strong, so the shape and size really don’t matter much?”

"This is a question, I want to know too." Gulliver held his waist up and down, buried his head in the hollow of his shoulder and gnawed the delicate flesh on the inner side of his upper arm, "wait for later, when I go home, I will let them make a Statistics, maybe some scientific laws can be discovered." Well, the royal doctors of Baker Kingdom have a new research topic!

"You really..." Irma laughed, and couldn't help baring her teeth because of the pain, "It's so boring!"

Although Gulliver has repeatedly promised that he will "soon", once this kind of thing starts, it is difficult to control it in a planned way. After doing it once at the round table, he even coaxed and tricked Irma into the animal skin If he hadn't always thought about the possible return of his prospective father-in-law, he might have spent his honeymoon here.

Irma was too tired. She lacked sleep for a long time, and was sent out by King Beard to run for two days and two nights. After the second time, she couldn't bear it and fell asleep.Gulliver kissed his sweaty forehead, wiped off the thin sweat on his chest and back, wrapped him in a thick blanket and stuffed it in the furry fur.Irma's body is actually very thin, except for the necessary muscles, there is almost no excess fat. There is a bit of flesh on the face, but it is only supported by the unique collagen of young people.

He fell asleep, his sharp chin resting on the black and white animal hide, his snow-white face and wild fur formed a unique visual impact, fragile and rough.Gulliver gently brushed his slightly frowning brows away with his fingers, trying to unravel the unresolved melancholy between his brows, but failed. Irma always looked preoccupied when she was asleep, not knowing what was hidden in her heart. How much haze.

"Everything will be fine." Gulliver murmured, not knowing whether he was speaking to himself or to his lover, but he sighed for some reason after finishing speaking.

Suddenly there was a slight noise outside the door, Gulliver suddenly became vigilant, slid to the door, and whispered: "Who?!"

Uneven panting, old footsteps, the ice door slid open, and the old hunchbacked figure appeared at the door, two points of dark blue shot out from the bark-like face, stabbing straight at Gulliver.

"Oh, you're back." Gulliver couldn't help but use honorifics, and reached out to pick up the tackle he was dragging.

The old hunchback looked at him in disbelief, then glanced over his shoulder into the hole, saw Irma sleeping soundly on the bed, immediately got excited, pushed Gulliver away desperately, and rushed over staggeringly.

"Well...you're back." Irma was awakened by his footsteps, and rubbed her eyes ignorantly. The blanket and animal skin slid off her shoulders, revealing her snow-white body, except for the scars left over the years, on the delicate flesh It is dotted with traces of sporadic purple red, which are the hickey marks left by Gulliver when he couldn't help himself.

The old hunchback opened his mouth, stared at him with wide eyes, and remained silent.Irma gradually came to her senses, her face turned pale, and then she calmly lifted the blanket and got out of bed, saying, "I'm so tired, I took a nap while I was waiting for you."

He spoke very calmly, but his breath was obviously a little unstable, a bit like a child caught by his parents for doing bad things, embarrassed and shy, and insisted on pretending to be an adult.

"Be careful of catching a cold." Gulliver picked up the clothes on the back of the chair and handed them to him.He thanked in a low voice, put them on one by one calmly, and said to the old hunchback: "Have you gone hunting? The situation outside has changed. Beard has sent many spies to the sub-continent. You'd better move a little deeper." Move, so as not to be accidentally bumped into by them and cause trouble."

"Ho! Ho ho!" The old hunchback suddenly became excited, grabbed his arm and shook him vigorously, yelling eagerly.

"Calm down! I know what I'm doing!" Irma raised her voice, and quickly gestured to him a few times.The old hunchback calmed down, and he gave Gulliver a bitter look, closed his eyes and gritted his teeth, turning his head and unwilling to look at him again.

"Can you go out and wait for a while?" Irma rubbed her temples as if she had expected this situation, and said to Gulliver, "Let me have a few words with him alone, you know, old people always have some Stubborn, and he is very concerned about my affairs."

"Of course." Gulliver knew that it was best to avoid it by himself at such a time, so that the father and son could have a separate space to communicate, so he gently pinched Irma's finger and exited the ice cave.