The Lord's Guide to How to Train Your Dragon

In the lord's bedroom, Zhou Wei was wearing a white bathrobe and sitting on the throne in the hall on the first floor, talking to Gulliver about business.Percy was still lying on his gold pile, with the gold crown on his head, and his claws were pawing at his gold coins.

"We guessed right. King Beard is from Issa. He seems to be a small leader, a tribal leader or something." Gulliver lazily leaned on the handrail of the stairs, and said to Zhou Wei, "Decades ago, For some reason, he was expelled from the planet 'Isahelun Slater Baha' by the king of Galle, and defected to the first king, that is, your father. Later, because of his outstanding achievements, he was named the regent, the tribe of Irma That’s when it was wiped out.”

"Why did King Galle drive him away?" Zhou Wei asked.

"Irma said he didn't know, and asked me to ask Valentin." Gulliver shrugged, "Valentin was originally Galle's personal bodyguard, and later betrayed him to seek refuge with King Beard, so he should be the one who knows the most about this. Everyone. But I don't think I can pry his mouth open."

"Why?" Zhou Wei said, "Maybe you can try, didn't you even handle Irma?"

The word "get it done" made Gulliver a little complacent, but he is a wise man after all, and he still has basic self-knowledge: "They are different, and besides, we have no time. The Empire has to lose even its last bargaining chip."

"Well, time is a problem." Zhou Wei frowned, "Well, this problem will be solved when we catch King Galle and interrogate him directly."

"Hmm." Gulliver nodded, "So our priority now is to capture King Galle... Do you have any plans?"

"...No." Zhou Wei was a little ashamed. As a native earth wildlife breeder, he really has no experience in strategy and tactics. At most, he knows "36 tactics", and it is limited to the name. Read the battle report, and then plan to take Percy to break through the nearest line of defense and capture Galle, that's it."

It's really... simple and rude... Gulliver's lower eyelids trembled, but he was right in principle, because he said "take Percy" - war or something, this is almost enough .

"Yeah." On the other side, someone who was lying on the gold pile and counting money groaned in agreement, indicating that the plan was perfect and flawless.Then he turned to Zhou Wei, scraped five gold coins with his paws and pushed them in front of him, stretched out a finger and poked his arm: "Huh?" Why are there five missing?

His Majesty the Lord looked quite embarrassed, patted his paw, picked up the gold coin and threw it into the pile of gold, pretending not to understand: "Be good, you play by yourself." Yaoshou, who said it can't count?

Percy was a little uncertain, turned around and started counting again.

Gulliver decided that no matter what, he would not be able to maintain the animal state for a long time in the future-this thing seems to affect IQ, does it matter?

"What about you? Do you have any good ideas?" Zhou Wei asked Gulliver humbly. After all, he is a hunter, and he is a hunter whose cabin is full of ammunition.

Gulliver had discussed this matter with Percy earlier, and he was waiting for him to ask: "I read the battle report, since the last time you and Percy made a sneak attack, the Isa people have stepped up their vigilance, especially the king of Galle. Surrounding him, the defense is very tight. They also deployed a lot of space-based power, I think it is not easy to get close to him like last time."

"Yes," Zhou Wei frowned, "Last time, I was a little alarmed."

"But it doesn't matter, any defense has loopholes, and the Issa people are the same." Gulliver changed the subject and said, "There is a large virgin forest on the west side of the Issa line of defense, which leads directly to the coastline. There is serious magnetic interference there, and the space-based defense line With limited coverage, they'll have to deal with us with ground forces. We'll land on the coastline west of Mount Leuce, approach them through the dense woods, and storm - Percy should be able to do this - and once King Galle is captured, immediately Retreat to the west, as long as you enter the magnetic interference forest, you will be half successful." In fact, no matter how well-defended the Issa people are, they are like paper in the eyes of him and Percy. Unfolding, no one in this galaxy should be able to resist.

So in fact, the most difficult part of this plan is how to get rid of King Beard's people after Galle is captured, and then hide him in a place where no one can find him.

Zhou Wei opened the holographic three-dimensional map while he was talking, touched his chin for a while, and nodded: "Okay, I understand. So what will happen after that? Where are we going to take Galle after we capture him? We can't bring him back. Xinghuan, right? Then King Beard will definitely take over forcibly, and if the conflict between the two sides intensifies, we will do bad things with good intentions."

"Yes, this is the real difficulty of the plan." Gulliver said approvingly. He and Percy also discussed this issue. There are two final plans. One is to send Galle to Percy's escort fleet, but That would inevitably expose their hole cards, and if the king of Galle was well-informed, he might see through their true identities.The other is to find a safe place on the planet Huggy to hide Galle.

There is only one place on the planet Heggy that can escape King Beard's sight-the sub-continent.

"How about the sub-continent?" Zhou Wei thought about it with them. "The sub-continent is huge and the terrain is weird. Even if King Peter did a blanket search, he would not be able to find us for a while."

Gulliver snapped his fingers: "That's it, so I plan to go to the sub-continent tonight, and try to find a suitable place before tomorrow afternoon."

"Is one day enough?" Zhou Wei was a little worried.

"Enough." I'll tell you that I've been around the sub-continent several times to investigate the goblins?

"Okay." Zhou Wei was skeptical, but he could only trust him at this time, "Then how will Percy and I get rid of King Beard's people and send Galle to the sub-continent? King Beard will not If we are asked to act alone, we will definitely send a large-scale army as a backup to meet us, how can we avoid his sight."

"That's easy." Gulliver chuckled, "I will go with you at that time, and after entering the woods, you just need to hide and wait for me to lure people away."

"How do you lure people away?" Zhou Wei was puzzled, "Percy's goal is too big, it's hard to impersonate."

"I have my own plan." Gulliver patted His Majesty on the shoulder, "Anyway, you don't have to worry about this. You just need to discuss the deployment of the backup troops with King Beard tomorrow morning. We will decide to hide and retreat when I come back. The route." Doppelganger games have been played since childhood, who can recognize twins with a high degree of overlapping DNA like us?

Apparatus, soeasy!

"Huh—" Percy counted back and forth three times over there, and finally confirmed that his wife was missing. He poked Zhou Wei again unhappily, and stretched out a paw. After thinking about it enough, he added another one. Finger: Five dollars!

Zhou Wei scratched his head violently: "Is it okay if I borrowed from you? I'll pay you back when I get paid!" Wait, the lord seems to have no salary, oh my god, he didn't confirm this issue with King Beard, dare I love you He gave his life to the Huggies!

No, have to talk to him about it tomorrow morning!

"Gulu..." Percy couldn't see that he was in a hurry, and immediately pampered his head: Spend whatever you want, mine is yours, and yours is yours!

Single dogs can't afford to be hurt... Gulliver felt that his fragile boyish heart had been hurt, so he turned his head and left silently: "I'm leaving, you guys continue."

"Be careful on the road!" If it weren't for the lord's halo being too dazzling, Zhou Wei really wanted to go to the sub-continent with him to calm down. As a master, it would be a loss to be chased by cute pets for money...

Gulliver changed his invisibility cloak, swam out of the stars from the inland river, and flew into the subcontinent at the crack of the Antarctic glacier.It's still the same here, dripping water turns into ice, and a mouthful of hot air lingers in the mouth for a long time.

Although the sub-continent is large, it is not easy to find a ready-made place where a large living person can be hidden.Gulliver roughly determined a direction, stuck the hyperspace badge on his chest, expanded the first level into light armor, and flew deep into the subcontinent in flight mode.

"By the way, what do you think of my current color mode?" The mecha has not been used for a long time, and I was a little excited when I opened it, and chatted with the owner, "Have you noticed that I added a new color to the No. 7 engine on the right leg?" A light blue halo?"

"Uh-huh." Gulliver turned on the terrain scanning mode and searched intently for hiding places within a radius of ten kilometers. He said perfunctorily, "Not bad."

"I think so too." The mech said complacently, "This is a design based on cubism and Nabi style, which combines post-galaxy deconstruction art, which is very unique. But Your Highness Gulliver, should you pay attention to your own aesthetics? ?Your hairstyle today doesn’t match the color of your socks. It’s driving you crazy. To be honest, if you don’t improve your artistic accomplishment and fashion sense, I’m afraid you won’t be worthy of my perfect hyperspace machine Armored!"

"..." Gulliver was speechless.The Hyperspace Mecha uses highly intelligent bionic chips, and each chip has a specific style, which may not necessarily be set at the initial stage of manufacture, but may also be the result of various accidental superposition effects in the day after tomorrow.Gulliver didn't know what evil he had done, he turned a priceless hyperspace mecha into a face-controlling mech - this guy paid more attention to appearance than inner beauty, and his combat effectiveness was completely dependent on his face!

Back when he was caught by his mother for orthodontic treatment, this guy was not allowed to open his mouth while using the mecha for a whole year, because the braces were too ugly and would affect its cup speed!

To say that Qiao Jianjian is cuter, although his taste is a bit curious, at least he won't dislike Percy's big and small eyes, and he won't refuse high-level deployment because of his too long bag|skin - circumcision surgery for the mecha. Speaking of this kind of thing, this is simply the history of Gulliver's blood and tears!

"Are you envious of His Majesty Percy again?" The mecha and its master communicated with each other, and immediately sensed Gulliver's psychological activities, snorted coldly and noblely, and said, "I'm most annoyed by you talking about me and Joe. What a cheap comparison, don't you know that 'other people's mecha' is the same as 'other people's children', and they are the most hated things in the world?"

"I didn't compare you to it!" Gulliver said calmly, a war was about to start, and he didn't want to go to war with an awkward smart mecha, that would be death.

"What's so good about Qiao Jianjian?" the mech said angrily, "It's all about golding itself now, it's just vulgar, I can't believe I'm using the same batch of smart chips as a local tyrant Jin, it's just lowering the price." The force of the entire hyperspace mecha family!"

"..." A mecha with a realistic style is really drunk... Gulliver was quite heartbroken, "The new halo on your right leg is so beautiful, I will change a pair of socks when I go back tomorrow, and the hair will make people regenerate. Shit, Jin, the local tyrant, is too ugly, and Qiao Jianjian is a million miles behind you. So now we can complete the task of 'finding a place of detention' first?"

"Of course." The mecha expressed his satisfaction at being so educated by the master. "If you know your mistakes, you can correct them. There is nothing better... Wait, are you sure our priority now is to 'find a place of detention'?"

"uh-huh."

"Shouldn't it be anti-tracking?" the mech said, "The five o'clock direction shows that there is a UFO approaching, and it has been following us for 10 minutes."

"...Why did you remind me now?!"

"Because your socks are too ugly today, which affects my cpu speed." The mecha said, "so I have been struggling with whether to correct your aesthetics first, or kill the tracker first."

"If you don't do it again, I'll kill you first!" Prince Gulliver said unbearably, "I think I can try it with a local tyrant..."

"You don't have to change." The mech immediately changed his tone, frightened, "I'll get the tracker right now!"

The hyperspace mecha instantly turned on the stealth mode, shielded all electromagnetic interference, turned around clockwise, and circled behind the pursuer within a few seconds.Gulliver loaded a high-resolution mirror in his right eye, and was surprised to find that the tracker was none other than Irma!

Irma, wearing a black night suit and flying wings on her back, was hovering at the place where he had just disappeared, looking around vigilantly.

"Are you going to kill him? His equipment looks like shit, and it can be blasted to pieces with one shot!" Ji Jia eagerly said, but unfortunately the words behind were a bit nympho, "But he is much more beautiful than you, Your Highness Gulliver, his hair is better cut than yours, and he doesn't wear flowered socks."

"Listen." Gulliver solemnly said to his face control mecha, "'You can never hurt him', write this into your basic source code, no one can change it, including me."

"Huh?" Mecha was very surprised, "Why?" He guessed the reason in a split second, and screamed exaggeratedly, "Is he your destined partner?"

"Yes." Gulliver was shocked by the scream in his head, frowned, and said, "Put your weapon away now, let's go and see what he wants to do."

"Okay." Mecha said happily, "You are so lucky, His Highness Gulliver, he looks much prettier than His Majesty the Lord, and he doesn't wear crazy red underwear. God knows how much I hate red underwear, Probably only a bitch like Qiao Jianjian can stand that stuff, tsk tsk!"

In any case, Gulliver enjoyed the compliment very much: "That's right!"