The Lord's Guide to How to Train Your Dragon

"Planet Isa is basically completely destroyed." In the hall of Zhou Wei's bedroom, Gulliver said to Percy, who was lying on the gold pile and counting money, "The meteorite impact happened about five years ago. The probe sent by No. 600 aircraft More than [-] soil samples were taken, and this was finally confirmed. Analysis showed that most of these meteorites contained some kind of slow radioactive material, because many residues remained on the surface of the planet after the impact, and the subsequent pollution continued. Their survival range has shrunk by nearly an eighth."

Percy stopped counting the money, clawed his crown unconsciously, and said in a deep voice: "Has the analyst calculated the specific time? How long can Planet Isa last??"

"It's approaching the threshold." Gulliver said, "Now the remaining resources of the entire planet are enough to supply the Issa people who stayed on the mainland. If their army abandons the expedition and returns to the mainland, the final ecological circle will collapse immediately. Five to eight A standard month would have starved all the Issa to death there."

Percy was silent for a while, and said: "That means they have no retreat at all..." Recalling the conversation heard on the roof of Valentin that night, King Galle also said this, but unfortunately he did not destroy the planet at that time Think about it for such a big reason.

"Yes, they have no other choice but to relocate to Planet Heky as a whole." Gulliver spread his hands, "There is no third place for human beings to survive in the entire topological galaxy except for 'good base oil' and 'lifetime black' It is impossible for King Galle to fly hundreds of millions of people out of the extrasolar nebula on a large planet, and even Baker Kingdom cannot do such a large-scale immigration, and their technological level is far behind ours."

Percy nodded, and said: "It is definitely the most sensible choice to immigrate from the Heky planet. The information from the No. 32 plane shows that the population of the Heky Empire is comparable to that of the Isa Empire, but its land area is [-] times that of the current Isa Empire. The Ji people randomly allocated a piece of land to the Issa people, and it was enough for them to live... So Galle can ask King Bield for help, attach the Issa Empire to the Heji Empire as a vassal state, and pay tribute taxes. In the future, he has almost no loss of personnel, and he does not need to research any new technologies."

"But Galle went to war directly." Gulliver raised his eyebrows, "I am also very surprised at this point. Galle lacks follow-up resources, and the people's survival needs are urgent, but he dares to directly declare war on the Heji Empire at the expense of the world. Is he really so confident in his military strength? And King Bield is awesome enough, so far, he has no intention of giving in at all. He would rather use the power of the whole country to fight Galle to the death, or even look for the dragon knight. Make peace with the Issa."

"Galle still wants a truce, otherwise he wouldn't visit Valentine at night." Percy analyzed, "but he obviously didn't want to negotiate with Beard, but wanted Valentine to kill him. So he didn't Hate the Huggies, just hate King Beard."

"Maybe they negotiated before the war broke out, or there was a conflict between them earlier, and there was irreconcilable historical animosity."

Percy thought about it, and said, "Remember my guess about race? If they originally belonged to an ancestor, and later because of some special reason, such as religious belief, ideology, or sweet and spicy food ...and divided into two races, then the second possibility you mentioned is very high-there are simply too many precedents, and billions of people on earth have died for believing in God or Allah."

Gulliver nodded in agreement: "That's right, this kind of pious belief is the most terrifying, so Marxism-Leninism is better. It is completely disgusting physiologically from the test to the high school, and it is so pious that even if you want to be pious."

"...Don't be fooled, Zhou Wei may be back soon, I don't have much time." Percy said blackly.

"Oh." Gulliver quickly stopped and returned to the topic, "What should we do now? King Galle has taken down another fortress. Will King Beard talk to him?"

"I don't think so." Percy said, "He will let me and Zhou Wei join forces. Isn't he sending Valentin to bring Zhou Wei back to defeat King Galle?"

Said that Cao Cao had arrived, Percy finished speaking, and the door of the hall was opened. Zhou Wei walked in from the outside bare-chested. His sweaty vest was twisted into a strip around his neck, revealing his strong pectoral muscles and graceful abdominal muscles.Thin sweat slipped from his neck and chin, formed large drops of sweat on his chest, and hit the waistband of the sports shorts along the dark red protrusions, making a large area dizzy there.

"Tell them to get something to eat." His Majesty is very used to ordering people around. Seeing Gulliver standing in the hall, he waved his hand casually, "Valentine said that the regent will come to me later, I will invite him Let's have breakfast together. I'll take a shower first, and you tell the followers to prepare... Has Percy eaten?"

With a sound of "Dang--", the crown on Percy's head slid off and hit the pile of gold with a crisp sound.His Royal Highness, who looked like a beast, trembled suddenly, let out a weak groan of unknown meaning, and suddenly poked his head into the gold coin.

Gulliver vaguely saw two lines of blood coming out of his nose before he poked it in, and he couldn't help snorting contemptuously: Does it take such a big reaction to sleep together all day?Besides, Zhou Wei is a rough guy at all, he walks around shirtless hundreds of times a day, you haven't gotten used to this visual impact for so long?

waste!

But speaking of it, His Majesty's figure is really good, with big breasts and thin waist, front and back, and wheat-colored skin is super sexy... Why can't I get a tan like this?

The vampire prince, who was born white and miserable, trembled with his heart trembling, another bumpy, sexy and fair figure involuntarily appeared in his mind... the Irma goblin is the standard beauty!Your Majesty, it is completely unscientific for you to look so aggressive!

"Did you not take your medicine today?" Zhou Wei noticed that Gulliver's expression was a little distorted. He had already gone upstairs, so he stepped back to take a closer look at his face: "The face is not swollen, but why did it flare up again? The doctor prescribed it." Does the medicine have any side effects?"

"...No, it's just that I was shocked by the cold water in the morning." Gulliver smiled stiffly, "I've already taken the medicine, thank you!" By the way, my calcium tablets have never been broken, why does Mao want to kneel when he sees him?

"It's not good to take medicine before meals." Zhou Wei is quite experienced in caring for people. Once Zhou Yi died, the only human being he cared about now was his bodyguard, so he patted him on the shoulder earnestly. "Next time, let's eat some biscuits."

"...Thank you!" Gulliver almost fell to his knees again.

"What's wrong with Percy?" Zhou Wei found that Percy stuffed his head in the gold coin, and reached in to touch his short feathers, "Why do you always like to stick your head in the gold pile recently? It's because of the time to practice flying and playing with gold coins Is it too short? How pitiful... Georg, ask someone to take the time to brush the gold again, it is easy to get dirty if it is licked and touched like this, it will be bad if you have a stomach."

In fact, you just need to stop walking in front of him naked like this... Gulliver held his forehead: "I will tell Long Nu to brush."

"Yeah." Zhou Wei finished caring about the bodyguard and cute pet, patted his buttocks and went to take a shower.Only the two sick and delicate princes were left staring at each other silently in the hall.

Gulliver: I'd better continue supplementing with calcium.

Percy: I need some iron, too.

Zhou Wei had just finished taking a bath and changing clothes when King Peter came.The servant set up a dining table and invited the two of them to dine in the well-lit small round hall.

"I'm interrupting your training." King Beard seemed to have completely given up on dragon training, and he said without hesitation, "I heard that you have been practicing flying with Shenlong every day recently."

"It doesn't matter, there is always something to eat." Zhou Wei said lightly, and he cut up the steak and ate it.

King Beard took a sip from his teacup and said, "Your Majesty, I am here today to talk to you about the Issa people."

Zhou Wei nodded and ate with a blank expression: "Please tell me." As far as he knows, since the last battle of Mount Lieusai, the war conference has been held three times, and King Beard has not informed him each time. What does it mean to talk to him alone?

"Ten days ago, you and Shenlong defeated the Issa people on Mount Liusai, and all the Heki people saw the hope of victory." King Bield began to be righteous again, his expression and voice were all sensational, "But that battle It also angered the arrogant and domineering King Issa, and then he launched a violent attack on our defense line at the southern foot of Mount Lieusai, and just occupied an important fortress two days ago."

Zhou Wei let out a "hmm" and continued to eat.King Beard looked at his handsome face with no expression of emotion, squeezed his right hand tightly and let go, and said: "The Minister of Military Aircraft convened three military meetings and formulated several blocking strategies, but the Issa people are too cruel. Our army can't stop their aggression at all. Your Majesty, although you haven't been with Shenlong for a long time, everyone has seen the power of Dragon Knight. Now the army and the people are looking forward to your showing your power again and bringing the aggression to an end. return to their hometowns.”

Zhou Wei put down the tableware, took a sip of water, and said, "You want me and Percy to attack King Galle?"

Hearing the name "Galle", King Beard's pupils shrank obviously. The expression on his face was hideous or distorted. I have tried my best, Issa's army is three times our size, and the fleet and weapons are more sophisticated than ours. It is a miracle that the war can be dragged so far. Now the defense line of Mount Lieusai is about to fall, and the iron hooves of the Issa people are about to break through the stars Defensive line, you, as the only descendant of the first emperor, the owner of Heji planet, are the last reliance of all of us!"

Your Majesty is really a golden finger, where do you need something... Zhou Wei twitched the corners of his mouth, thinking of him at this moment, didn't he say that his "body of gold" should not be in danger when he was scrambling to train the dragon?

The faces of politicians are really ugly, but the people are innocent. Zhou Wei drank tea silently while holding a teacup. The scene when he crossed the morning and evening line for the first time and overlooked the Heji Empire appeared in his mind. Those mountains, jungles, cities, residents... all He still vividly remembers that if he can quell the war by himself, he is willing to fulfill his duty to protect the country and those innocent people.

But first he had to figure out who he was fighting for and why.

What is the real reason for the Isa invasion of Heki?Why did King Galle not accept the peace talks?How did Xianjun die?King Bield is not a descendant of the knight clan, so why can he enter the Star Palace and become the "Regent"?Shouldn't all such roles be filled by the king's brother, uncle, or nephew?

"I need some time to prepare." Zhou Wei did not express these questions. King Beard would not tell the truth. He had to find the answer by himself. "I still need to understand the situation on the front line, including the terrain, the Isa deployments, and ours, and things like that."

"Of course!" Seeing that he accepted his opinion, King Peter raised his eyebrows slightly, "I'll let Valentin sort out the battle report and send it to you."

The heavy breakfast meeting was over, Zhou Wei did not take Percy out for training as usual, but called Gulliver to the small round hall, and told him that the regent asked him to fight: "I have promised the regent , He said he would show me the battle report, but I am worried that what I see is not true."

Gulliver hesitated for a moment, and told him what the No. [-] machine found on the planet Isa: "These are the results I sent a spaceship to the vicinity of the planet Isa a while ago, and put probes down for investigation. The Isa people invaded Heki. The real purpose of the empire is to survive, not out of warlike nature as Valentin said."

"That's it..." Zhou Wei's first reaction was the same as Percy's, "Why don't they talk about peace? The Herki planet is so big that it can fully accommodate the Isa people to live together."

"I guess it might be something like racial and historical hatred." Gulliver shrugged. "Some contradictions are irreconcilable, such as religious differences. If you want to peacefully resolve the war between the two countries, you may need extraordinary measures."

"What extraordinary means can there be?" Zhou Wei frowned and pondered, "My lord has nothing but a dragon. It is impossible to persuade King Bield to stop the war and negotiate. Besides, Bield agreed. Can Galle agree?" ?” Having said this, he suddenly stopped, looked through the open partition door and looked at Percy who was bored counting money (actually listening) in the hall, his eyes lit up, “No, no, there is no need to convince Beard, we can start from Galle to start!"

"Huh?" Gulliver was puzzled, and Percy also pricked up his ears.Zhou Weiyi patted the table and said, "What if we capture King Galle alive and then find a place for Percy to protect him? The Issa people are very cautious, and it is impossible for King Beard to defeat Percy and kill Galle. In the end, the two sides can only sit down and negotiate. Maybe we can persuade Galle to make a peaceful truce—after all, his country is about to be destroyed."

Gulliver was choked by this bold plan, turned around in his mind, and found that there were no flaws. He turned to look at Percy, who was covering his forehead with his paw, with an expression of being struck by lightning.

Zhou Wei's brain opened up, and the whole person was brought into the head of state mode, saying: "If Galikan surrenders to the Heji Empire, we will persuade King Bild to give him a piece of land, regional autonomy, and then pay tribute? Yes. In a few years, we will build a few open ports around the autonomous region to promote commerce and intermarriage, and then continue to exchange immigrants. It is estimated that within 100 years, the Isa people and Heji will be completely assimilated!" Go to the South Sea and draw a circle!

Controlling his excitement for a while, he continued: "To be honest, they can't tell the difference even now, don't you think? Oh yes, you haven't seen the Isa people, have you? Percy and I have met, they and The appearance of the Heki people is very similar, including hair color and eye color."

"I've read some information." Gulliver told Zhou Wei about Percy's previous deduction about race, "I suspect they belonged to one country a long time ago, but they split up later. Remember Irma? His race is It's different from these people, maybe it's the descendants of Heji natives."

"You're right." Zhou Wei was suspicious after he reminded him, and said, "There is one more thing I have never understood. As the regent, Peter, why is he not a descendant of the royal family? Why did the first king trust an outsider so much? And hand over the whole country to him?" After a pause, he said, "Irma has been with Beard since she was a child, so she must know many secrets."

"Perhaps I can ask him."

"You? Ask him?" Zhou Wei was surprised, "Will he tell you?"

Gulliver thought about it carefully, and said, "Give it a try." Seeing Zhou Weiyi's disapproving expression, he pretended to be mysterious and said, "You know, gold medal hunters always have some negotiating strategies that are not humane." Do you want to tell you about holding onto him?

Percy in the hall seemed to have read his brother's heart, his golden eyes narrowed slightly, and he smiled slightly, turned his head and lay down on the gold pile, and began to consider the most difficult part of the whole plan - capturing King Galle alive.

Oh Yaoshou, Your Majesty, how did you come up with this impossible mission?