The Lord's Guide to How to Train Your Dragon

No one can object to His Highness Percy's decision.

Therefore, Gulliver quickly accepted the reality of "my brother is a shaker" after a short Sparta, and began to consider the implementation details of the "summoned plan".

"It is said that Lei Zelong was sealed in the sub-space, so you have to enter the sub-space before Zhou Wei can summon you." Gulliver said earnestly, holding the large sacrificial plate, "But the sub-space Where the hell is it?"

"The subspace should be the third layer of the planet 'Hergiutlan Gangsimansa' - the star core. Only there are large-scale volcanoes and never-ending magma in the entire planet." Percy sat on the altar Thinking hard, "According to the data, the sub-continent and the star core will produce a different-dimensional channel at a specific moment, which is the legendary 'subspace gate'. I think the ancestors of the knights took this opportunity to take all the Lei Ze The dragons rushed into the star core. Later, the passage disappeared, and no one ever found the entrance to the star core."

"Then here comes the problem." Gulliver was pacing back and forth with a large plate on his head, like he was wearing a big hat, "No one knows the law of the opening of the subdimensional door, or that opening was an accident and it never happened again Well, how are you going to get in now?"

"Why did I enter the sub-space?" Percy asked rhetorically. "Anyway, no one knows how to open the sub-space, including Zhou Wei, so I just have to pretend to be awakened and walk out of the sub-space. There is no technology at all in this matter." Content, just need superb acting skills." Shrugging his shoulders, "Obviously I have."

Gulliver looked at him with a look of disgust. On the left side of the plate on his head was written "taboo" in ancient Heji characters, and on the right side was written "evil", with a big "dragon" in the middle.

"..." Percy couldn't bear to stare, "Can you take that plate down for me first!"

"Okay." Gulliver held the plate under his arm and sat down next to him, "Acting skills are not a problem. I believe everyone will not demand too much from a dragon's acting skills. As long as you are a dragon, this matter has been settled." Half the battle... No, it's 80.00%."

Although these words seem to belittle him, Percy has to admit that Gulliver is right: "So it doesn't matter how you are summoned, what matters is how you can pretend to be a Lei Zelong after you are summoned."

"There are many stories about Lei Zelong in the folklore of Hergi, and we can extract some of its characteristics." Gulliver suddenly became interested, and turned on the portable optical computer to turn out a lot of folklore of Hergi for Percy to read, " For example, this "Beauty Quest", I just watched it two days ago, it said that Lei Zelong liked golden things, so he killed countless women, and used their blond hair to weave a vest for himself - let's talk about how the dragon wears it As for the vest, at most it’s a cloak, um, that’s not the point, the point is that dragons like gold.”

Percy: "..."

Ignoring Percy's tragic expression, Gulliver opened another article and continued to give him science: "There is also this "Reborn as a Dragon", about a man with lipstick who was reborn as a Lei Zelong. Eight daughters, all women want|desire|desire|death for him... Fucking stud Ma Wen really pissed me off. Cough cough, so it shows that the dragon's sexual desire is very strong, so you have to be more excited often, Periodic estrus, rubbing whatever you see... Wait, will Zhou Wei feel troublesome and just castrate you? I heard that humans often do this to pets."

"...You know too much!" Percy's hair was blackened, "Can you say something reliable!"

"I've always been very reliable! Let me think about it, um, Zhou Wei grew up on the earth, we might as well combine some characteristics of the earth dragon, grounded, so that he has a sense of intimacy and it is easier for him to trust you." Gulliver's brain was blown away, and he dug out his own collection of Earth Internet novels to show Percy, ""The Fairy Fairy" and "The Evil Queen of the Dragon" are oriental dragons, and the characteristics of oriental dragons are glamorous and noble. The majestic demeanor, you have to look at everyone with a disdainful attitude, with white eyes, chua, chua, chua!" He showed Percy a demonstration.

So Percy knew why he joined the drama club with great enthusiasm and ended up only being a prop—this deadly acting was really intoxicating.

Gulliver didn't know that his demonstration had successfully saved Percy's dinner, and he was still tweeting endlessly: "The article "Dragons and Wizards of the Tazima Empire" is about Western dragons. The characteristics of Western dragons It is greed and evil. So you have to be greedy and evil while being glamorous and noble... It is very difficult for you to decide for yourself. But this article "The Cold and Proud Detective and His Dragon-shaped Bed Partner" portrays such a person very well. Complicated and loving male lead. Oh, this is Danmei, do you understand Danmei? Danmei is also called pure love, it means male and female..."

"...I understand." The black lines on Percy's face were so dense that they even blocked his eyes.

"You must watch it, the masterpiece of the bloody screwdriver, the dragon and the mage will push it for a lifetime, if you don't watch it, I will regret it for the rest of my life, I will tell you..." Gulliver began to habitually go wrong again, leaving behind the extremely important "summoned plan", and gave it to him. His brother Amway, who has no childhood, played the bloody masterpiece of Tanmei God.

"Shut up!" Percy had a headache from his broken words, and had to pick up an ice pick to stuff his mouth, "Okay, you don't have to worry about playing the dragon, I'll take care of it myself, now you Turn off your online novels about bloodthirsty Lei Mary Sue, and find an open space similar to this place within two hours, I need to set up a fake altar by tomorrow."

"Bah bah." Gulliver spat out the ice and said, "A fake altar? You already have a plan?"

"Are we counting on you?" Percy sneered, "Tomorrow the regent's people will bring Zhou Wei to find the altar, and we don't have much time. Fortunately, no one has seen this thing before, and Zhou Wei only saw it in a vision , so we only need to roughly make it a little bit similar.”

"It's easy." Gulliver's hard-working prop master experience in his student days finally came in handy, "Just find a place to reproduce a scene like this. Well, I remember that there was a place when I was looking for the altar just now. I hesitated before, so I decided to stay there, which happens to be a little closer to the Xinghuan Palace."

"Let's talk while walking, time is running out, it's dusk over Xinghuan, we only have one night." Percy got up and took a detailed three-dimensional photo of the surrounding situation with a portable light brain, "Let's go, go Make a fake altar."

After seven or eight hours of busy work, the twin brothers with clear minds recreated a lifelike fake altar far away from the real altar.

This place was chosen very delicately, except that the glacier layer was slightly thicker, the other characteristics perfectly matched the clues provided by Zhou Wei.Percy found a protruding black rock on the back of the sub-continent, cut it off with a light saw, and polished it into a round platform similar to an altar with Gulliver, and moved all the antique utensils from the real altar. The appearance of the first discovery is arranged one by one.

"Perfect!" Gulliver was standing next to the fake altar with a laser plane, appreciating his work with satisfaction, "The size, shape, and weight are exactly the same as that black crystal altar, almost fake."

"It can still be seen." Percy checked carefully from side to side, shaking his head, "The texture of black crystal is too unique, it is difficult to imitate, we have to find a way to cover up this bug." After thinking for a long time, he said, "Yes, Come on, help me lift it up."

"Why?" Gulliver was very dissatisfied with his fault-finding attitude, but he still helped him move the table away cooperatively.Percy took a rough measurement on the spot, and said, "Dig a hole here, and I'll hide in it. You fill the hole with melted glacier water. The temperature here is low, and I'll freeze soon, and then you put the table Press on it."

"Oh..." Gulliver seemed to realize something, "When you are summoned, do you want to rush out from below and smash it?"

"Melt it with dragon flame so it's hard to tell its crystalline structure," Percy said. "Okay, one last detail." Pulling out a pair of luminescent daggers, he tossed one to Gerry. Buddha, "Like the real altar I took before, draw those notches on it."

"You mean those scratches that seem to be 'Word of the Dragon'?"

"Yes." Percy did as he said, without even looking at the [-]D photos, and began to describe quickly with his amazing memory, "Zhou Wei said that the language of dragons needs special people to write and read, and it is definitely useless for us to engrave it Yes. But he has no experience. As long as he touches the altar, you will send me a signal, and I will rush out and burn the altar. He will think that he read the spell unintentionally and awakened the dragon. The altar is destroyed, and there is no proof of death. He will not have the opportunity to prove all this in the future.”

"Oh..." Gulliver admired his black-bellied brother for coming up with such a perfect plan so quickly, and what was even more admirable was that this guy even thought about destroying corpses and traces.

Well, after thinking about it in the future, it is better not to provoke him easily, or you will have to count the money for him if you are sold by him.

Soon the two finished processing the copycat version of "Dragon's Words" and dug a hole.Percy lay gracefully in the pit and waved his hand: "Water it."

"I'll try to come early tomorrow." Although he knew that Brother Shaw would be happy with all the sweet abuse, Gulliver still felt a little sad when he thought about how he would be put in a collar and put in a cage in the future—well, mainly They are so similar, and I must have a strong sense of déjà vu when the time comes—so I sincerely said, "Sleep well."

"You can get lost." His Highness Percy was looking forward to everything that was about to happen, wishing that he would go back and bring Zhou Wei back immediately, and waved his hand impatiently, "Go!"

Melting glacier water poured into the crater, where it quickly froze and merged with the surrounding ice.Through the thick layer of ice, one can vaguely see Percy's sullen sleeping posture.Gulliver shrugged, pushed the huge false altar onto it and pressed it, carefully removed the traces, and evenly sprinkled dust and snowflakes around it.

After everything was settled, Gulliver made the last check, and then drove the snowmobile towards the crack in the continent.

The car passed by the place where Irma met last night, and Gulliver stopped. The traces of their previous fight were still there, the broken portable optical computer, the chopped ice pick... A lock of blond hair was scattered in a small glacier crevasse Here, Gulliver picked it up, twisted it between his fingers, and the masculine body odor mixed with blood and sweat was vaguely reappeared at the end of his nose.

For the first time in his life, Gulliver was anxious about his oversensitive scent perception.He threw away the lock of hair and walked for a while along the direction the old man left yesterday. Unfortunately, he didn't find any traces of living people. The old guy was like a ghost, leaving no traces at all.

The matter is a bit weird, but there is no time to investigate it for now, and we can only wait for the "summoned plan" to be successfully completed.Gulliver changed the snowmobile into an airship mode and flew towards the surface continent.