The Lord's Guide to How to Train Your Dragon

In the middle of the night, Zhou Wei took Ma Zai and dragged the panda, and boarded the hunter ship "Dracula" again.

"You and Mr. Valentine still live in the previous cabin." Percy led them to allocate rooms, store luggage, and pointed to a wide empty cabin next to Zhou Wei, "Let Zhou Quan live in this cabin, and you can later Bring in his nest and toys and all."

This is too rich!Zhou Wei looked at the huge empty cabin in surprise. It was at least seventy to eighty square meters in size, larger than the place where he and Valentin lived.

So what this guy said about "falling in love at first sight" with the fat panda may be true!

"This cabin is all metal, and there is a special electronic lock on the door, which can be locked from the outside." Percy explained, "Last time it even bit open the latch of the pet box, I think it's better to stay here Insurance."

"Yes, it's much safer this way, and it will save it from running around." Zhou Wei looked around and was very satisfied with this arrangement: "Okay, I'll tidy up its place right now, thank you for being so thoughtful."

"You feel at home." Percy smiled coldly and noblely, and said, "Then you should do your work first. I'm going to the main control room. I have to apply for a route with the port and customs. There are still many things to do."

"Thanks a lot."

Seeing Percy's tall and straight back disappearing at the end of the corridor, Zhou Wei frowned, and said to Valentin: "Do you think there is something wrong with him?"

"Ah? What's the matter?" Valentin was unpacking Zhouquan's luggage, and asked puzzledly, "What's wrong?"

"Why do I feel that he is different from the daytime?" Zhou Wei said hesitantly. He couldn't explain why he had such an idea, but he just felt that there was something inconsistent. "The expression he said, the way he walked tonight The appearance and the smell of the body seem to be different from before."

"No?" Valon asked inexplicably, "Aren't you thinking too much? Hasn't he always been like this? What's different?"

Zhou Wei shook his head, unable to explain it, it was probably a kind of innate intuition.He has been particularly sensitive to animals since he was a child. In the eyes of ordinary people, animals that are very similar, even if they are kittens born in the same litter, he can see the most subtle differences in them at a glance.Intuition told him that the hunter in front of him was a little different from the one he had seen before.

But because the other party was a human being after all, not an animal, he couldn't be sure all of a sudden.

Let's observe and observe again, Zhou Wei thought silently, he didn't discuss this matter with Valentin any more, and packed up Zhouquan's nest with him.

In the front cabin, Percy swiped open the isolation door with his iris, walked into the main control room, threw Gulliver's ID card on the console, and said, "Something is a little troublesome."

"What's the matter?" Gulliver sat on the pulley work chair, and his long legs slid in front of him, "How did you bring them all back? What happened? Did you find the Fate Stone?"

"Eat by pandas." Percy was so irritable that he wanted to kill when he mentioned this, "Zhou Wei said he fed sugar to pandas."

Gulliver simply couldn't accept this cruel reality: "God, what should I do? Are you going to pick up panda dung?"

"Ha!" Percy sneered, and said, "If we can find it by scraping off the panda dung, then we should burn incense! What I'm worried about now is whether it has been digested and absorbed by the panda!"

"..." Gulliver was stunned, staring at him for a long time before he said, "It can't be so miserable, can it?"

"Who knows, the stomach acid of pandas is very corrosive, and the fate stone doesn't seem to be very strong." Percy brushed his curly hair in distress, and said, "Anyway, I'll get both the human and the panda back first, and I promised Zhou But send him and his followers to their 'good base oil' planet for free, so they won't leave the 'Dracula' in a short time, we have enough time to figure out a way."

This is already the best way I can think of, Gulliver can only nod: "OK."

Percy sighed, and said: "In short, let's talk about them first. The panda hasn't defecated since morning. Zhou Wei said that it usually defecates at seven o'clock in the morning. No matter whether the fate stone is still there or not, we will have a bowel movement after a few hours. You can see the result." After a pause, he said worriedly, "God bless, it hasn't been digested by the panda yet."

Gulliver felt sympathetic, and it was rare that he didn't sing against him, and made a devout sign of the cross after he finished speaking.

Zhou Wei's words are simply proverbs. He said that the panda poops at seven o'clock, and his son who is struggling does poop a lot at seven o'clock on time!

The two princes have been watching the monitor eagerly, and when they saw it pulled, they immediately guessed the winner with lightning speed.The one who lost this time was Gulliver, so he had to play himself, holding his nose and cleaning the toilet for the fat panda.

In the cabin of the middle cabin, Zhou Wei just woke up, guessing that his son should "do his homework", so he took a garbage bag and went to the cabin next door to pick up poop. Unexpectedly, when he opened the door, he found that there was already a shit-shoveling officer squatting inside. The noble and noble Mr. Hunter.

"Why are you here?" Zhou Wei was terrified, rubbing his eye feces, suspecting that he had not woken up and had hallucinations, "This, this, this is so embarrassing, I can take care of my pet by myself, you, you, Get out of the way, this thing is too smelly, you must not be used to it."

Smelly?Gulliver will be disgusted to death, okay?As a prince, he has never done such a stupid thing since he grew up!

But he can't help it!The tool for him to find his wife is in this pile of shit!

And it'd better be in this pile of shit, otherwise he and his brother would have to live alone!

"It doesn't matter, this is what I should do." Gulliver held his breath, shoveled the panda feces into the garbage bag, turned his head and gave Zhou Wei a stiff smile that seemed to be dying, "Hehe, the customer is God, the customer's Pandas are God's angels! Hehe!"

Zhou Wei now completely believes that he has true love for his panda, and for the first time he has a revolutionary feeling of sympathy and sympathy for him: "Okay, then you shovel it!" This important task will be handed over to you in the future!

Gulliver: I'm so fucking...

Five minutes later, Gulliver returned to the front cabin with the panda dung in his hand, carefully poked it with a fork, and rinsed it again with clean water, only to find in despair that there was nothing in it.

"It's over, it must have been digested!" Gulliver's face was ashen, and he threw the fork into the sink, scratching his head in pain, "It's over, it's over, follow the rhythm of lonely life!"

Percy was also heartbroken, but he was a calm and wise man after all, so he forced his composure to comfort his brother: "Don't despair, maybe the fate stone is still in the panda's stomach or intestines, and it hasn't been cleaned once."

"Then what should we do now? Wait until tomorrow to pick up the poop?" Gulliver had absolutely no experience in dealing with such "big things", and his thinking would only follow Percy's. Hearing this, there was a glimmer of hope in his eyes.

"No, we can't wait any longer." Percy shook his head, "We have to find a way to scan the whole body of the panda, if the Fate Stone is still in its stomach, it means this thing is not soluble in stomach acid, we just wait. "

"What if not?" Gulliver asked.

Percy shook his head sadly: "Then let's bet on orphans together."

The two brothers looked at each other speechlessly, but only cried a thousand lines...

Regardless of whether they will be lonely or not, the things that should be done still need to be done one by one. When the departure time arranged by the port arrived, Gulliver suppressed his grief and anger, and drove the "Dracula" out of the space port , opened the flight to "good base oil" route.A few hours later, the spaceship stabilized, and the system indicated that the transition could take place in one hour. So the two brothers had a new round of guessing games, and finally decided that Percy would complete the difficult task of "scanning pandas".

"It's just a routine inspection." In the middle cabin, Percy was talking nonsense to his passengers with a straight face, "There is an hour before the jump, and according to the procedure, we have to scan the whole body of the panda to make sure it can withstand the next step." deep sea dormancy."

Zhou Wei, as a ground turtle who has never experienced long-distance interstellar voyage, has no doubts about his words at all: "Oh, okay." Follow him to the next door to tie the leash on the panda, and while pulling it to the medical cabin, He asked, "Should I do a scan then? Do Valentin and I also want to sleep in the deep sea?" It was not easy to survive under the clutches of the scumbag, and it was a pity for him.

"Of course, everything has to be done." Percy said nonsense, anyway, just sweep it, and you have nothing to lose by sweeping the dead face.

"Oh oh, then I'll call Valentin." The fateful lord handed over the panda's leash to Percy, and ran to find Valentin by himself. For such things as free medical examinations, you can do it once you can.Before leaving, I thought of something, looked back at Percy carefully, pointed to his right eye and said, "Hey, why is this eye doubled?"

Percy's heart skipped a beat, and he smiled calmly: "I didn't sleep well last night, and I'm a little edema."

"Oh." That strong sense of disobedience came again, and it didn't exist when we shoveled shit together in the morning... Zhou Wei frowned, but didn't go into it, turned and left.

Percy lightly waved the cold sweat off his forehead, and rolled his eyes at the poor back: Your observation skills are really strong!

In the next 10 minutes, Percy scanned the panda. When Zhou Wei and Valentin arrived, he scanned them too, and then returned to the main control room with the scan results.

"How is it? Is there a fate stone in the panda's belly?" Gulliver asked anxiously.Percy shrugged, projected the scan results of the panda, zoomed in and zoomed in, stroked pixel by pixel, and his face sank—no, nothing!

"It's over!" Gulliver said mournfully, "The panda digested it!"

"Damn it!" Percy frowned, clenched his fist and thumped the console, smashing a hole in the hard metal countertop.However, His Royal Highness is not someone who gives up so easily. After a short period of despair, he thought of something again, turned on the holographic screen, and projected the scan results of Zhou Wei and Valentin.

It was just a dead horse as a living horse doctor, but a miracle happened. When he checked Zhou Wei's scan, he saw two circular objects marked "foreign objects".

"What is this?!" Percy's eyes widened suddenly, and he lost his voice: "God! The Fate Stone is not in the panda's stomach at all, it was eaten by Zhou Wei!"

"Two, both! Didn't he say that if he didn't eat, the pandas ate them?" Gulliver's eyes stared like light bulbs, and the eyeballs were about to come out of the window, "Damn it! It's on! There is one Bright!"

Yes, the miracle is right in front of your eyes. They have spent more than ten hours trying to find the lifeline, and it turned out to be on the wild animal breeder who is greedy for money and afraid of death!

And one of them is still glowing!

So... who is shining?

#Universe Unsolved Mystery#

The author has something to say: #universe unsolved の秘#

His Royal Highness the Shit Shovel Officer is so kind!

【Gulliver: I'm so stupid...】

【Percy: I'm so fucking crazy...】

【Zhou Wei: I'm so stupid...】

[Panda: Ang! 】