The Lord's Guide to How to Train Your Dragon

Although Gulliver's proposal was cheating, after digesting it, everyone found that it was very feasible!

First of all, Emperor McCaw definitely has the ability to play the role of a big villain. His old man brought his direct royal fleet this time, and several senior generals accompanied him for protection. Kind of a small planet where birds don't shit.Secondly, after reading the novel, the Gamma galaxy where the Baker Kingdom is located is extremely far away. The two countries have never dealt with each other in the past thousands of years, and there is no record of trade between the people. It doesn't affect the future to change the number and visit relatives again.

The most important thing is that they really can't find a more suitable "aggressor" right now.

Ok, now there is only one problem left - how to persuade Emperor McCaw to cooperate with their well-deserved "pit father plan"?

"Whoever mentioned this matter, whoever gets involved." Although Percy used to be a brat, but now he has washed his hands in a golden basin, and in the future, he will have to plead with his father to let him take a big vacation and let him go to Baolongyu to chase his wife. At this time, he is not willing to pull the hatred value on himself.

"If I go up, I will go up." Gulliver was possessed by a hero at this moment, and he did his part, "Anyway, if he doesn't agree, I won't let him log in. When the time comes, just take my little brother to fight up hard. I don't believe that he won't fight back. The effect is actually the same…”

"You'd better tell him the old man." Irma got angry when he heard this, and stopped his wild horse in time, "Don't change the plan that was agreed, you are father and son, don't The trouble can't be ended, and the children still want to recognize grandpa!"

"Yeah, your idea is too stubborn." Zhou Wei said in agreement, "How hurtful is it really to fight? If it is known that the reason you are fighting is because your father refuses to fight with you, then you will become The big joke of the universe."

Percy went through Zhou Wei's tongue-in-cheek words in his head, feeling that their family was already a big joke in the universe, and raised his forehead and said: "You can rely on the score, Gulliver, I will teach you to be a good boy. When the time comes, you will play the bitterness card, and if you can't put the big and small hairs in front of the father, he will definitely agree to you at that time with his temperament that loves chickens like his life."

"Yeah, yeah, let's talk about it." Irma was really afraid that Gulliver would come up with some terrible follow-up plans after a twitch, so she hurriedly persuaded him.

Such a wise plan was rejected, Gulliver was a little bit reconciled, but seeing his two lively and lovely sons who had eaten their fill, he thought it would be good to use family weapons, so he reluctantly agreed: "Okay, then Let me try this first!"

The three of them breathed a sigh of relief, and even the two Maos sighed: "Ah..."

Everything was agreed, and Percy ordered the captain of the guard to connect to Emperor McCaw's communication.Gulliver, as the chief designer of the cheating project, was of course pushed to the front to block the attention, but in order to prevent him from going astray and saying something outrageous, the other three were guarding by the side, ready to drag him away forcibly. .

With a flash of blue light, the three-dimensional head of Emperor McCaw appeared on the holographic console.It is said that he is several hundred years old, but he still looks like a middle-aged man. He is five or six times like Percy and Gulliver, except that his skin is paler, his hair and eyes are light silver-gray, and he has a noble temperament. cold.

"Gulliver, is that you?" Across the holographic line, the wise and mighty Emperor McCaw couldn't tell his two sons apart.

"I'm Percy, Father, you mistook us again." Gulliver said with a paralyzed face.

"Fart!" Emperor McCaw didn't care about his tall image in front of the idiot, and scolded like all fathers who have been tossed by brats for half their lives, "Look at your face that you don't want to be beaten, you have the nerve to pretend to be someone else! Talk to me well!"

Only then did Gulliver roll his eyes, revealing his true colors: "Okay, I'm Gulliver, father, you have good eyesight."

"I still think you can grow up when you get married, why are you still like this ghost?" Emperor McCaw tutted, "By the way, how is your "good engine oil" empire doing now? Fighting with "Lifetime Black" Is the battle over? Neither you nor Percy have written to me lately to report the situation."

Gulliver and Percy lost contact with their father after the outbreak of the space war, and it took more than 100 standard days. Gulliver couldn't help sighing that his father was really big-hearted, and said: "What happened? Some changes, now the Issa are dead and the Huggies have taken over the planet."

"Are you talking about King Beard?" Emperor McCaw asked with great interest, "He and his husband...his brother...his husband's brother got into a fight? Divorced?"

"...No." Gulliver succinctly told his father about the whole thing, and Emperor McCaw's eyes lit up when he heard it: "Oh, hello, is there such a thing? You and Percy Was it really almost killed by your wife?"

Gulliver almost ran away: "Father, can you pay attention to your wording? I'm telling you the truth, not for you to laugh at me!"

Emperor McCaw laughed loudly: "Don't let me laugh, why did you tell me such a funny thing?"

This time even Percy was on the verge of black line, he couldn't bear it anymore and leaned over: "Father, don't you base your happiness on our pain?"

Emperor McCall still gave Percy some face, after all, according to him, it would be good if Gulliver, a fool, could survive, and there was only one Percy left who could succeed him: "Okay, I won't laugh, So what, the current situation is that you brought a group of Thunder Dragons to fight with the old Higgy?"

"Yes!" Gulliver said, "Now we have a very perfect plan and need your help. As long as we implement this plan, everything will be solved!"

"Could it be you who came up with this plan, Gulliver?" Emperor McCaw asked with a half-smile.

"That's what I came up with!" Gulliver proudly said as the IQ responsible (not) of the six-member team.

"So you're cheating?" Emperor McCaw knew his son very well, and asked with a smile, propping his chin.

Gulliver wanted to go berserk again, but after thinking about what he said was right, he acquiesced, and explained his uncanny "big villain" plan again: "That's it, now you just need to help us pretend to attack the Heky planet. , but you can take it easy, don't really hurt them, they are all my people!"

Emperor McCaw had a thunderstruck expression on his face. He opened his mouth and was unable to speak for a long time. It wasn't until Gulliver thought that the line was stuck that he needed to call the communication soldiers to debug it, so he let out a "Oh shit" and said: "Gulliver, you are really my own son, it's thanks to you for thinking of such a wicked idea!"

Gulliver observed his expression and felt that he didn't seem to be furious, but he didn't seem to agree with his words, so he couldn't help being a little puzzled, and didn't know whether to continue talking for a while.Emperor McCaw pinched his teeth twice, and asked the other son, "Percy, do you have a part in this plan?"

Percy would never dare to compete with Gulliver at such a time: "No, Gulliver came up with it himself."

Gulliver glared at him and gave him a gesture of "despise you". Percy said helplessly, "But I think what he said is also reasonable. Father, you might as well think about it. After all, he will live here in the future. Huh?" The basic prejudice against dragons is too deep, and if you want to solve the battle quickly, you must take extraordinary measures."

Emperor McCaw rubbed his chin and pondered, his expression fluctuated. After all, he was used to being the leader of the galaxy, and the silence was full of pressure.The cheating group of four looked at each other, wanting to persuade them again, but they didn't dare to speak rashly, their palms were sweating from nervousness.

"Really... I don't know what to say about you." After a long, long time, Emperor McCaw gave a "tsk tsk" and sighed, "I have lived for this age, and I have never seen such a brilliant plan."

Gulliver waited for a long time for this sentence, and couldn't help becoming anxious, and said loudly: "What's wrong with my brain? Father, have you read the research results sent by Percy's medical officer? Lei Zelong and The DNA of the Manta Rays overlaps substantially, and Planet Heky is considered the birthplace of our Manta Rays! I stay here now to guard your ancestral grave, so what’s wrong with helping me out of trouble?"

"..." If it weren't for the holographic system, Emperor McCaw would have come over and beat up this little bastard, "I can't even control you, what kind of ancestral grave do I control? Besides, you have read so many books." Is it in the dog's belly, is that the definition of the ancestral grave?"

"Just give me a good word!" Gulliver's second-grade middle-school illness had an attack, and he couldn't hold back, "If you don't help me, I'll find a way to find my great-grandfather, and I want to see if he cares about our ancestral grave... ..."

At the critical moment, Percy rushed up and covered his mouth, dragged the runaway wild horse out of the video range and threw it to Irma, and said sincerely to his father: "Father, please don't listen to his nonsense, he is just in a hurry. It’s just a matter of choice, the situation in Heji Empire is too chaotic, he just wants to settle it soon, after all, the children need a legal identity.” Then he brought Big and Small Mao over, “Father, please come and see the two little chickens, The younger one is the elder brother, named Da Mao, and the older one is called Xiao Mao, the younger brother."

"..." Emperor McCaw looked at the two cute little chicken treasures, and his heart softened all of a sudden, but after hearing their names, another evil fire burst out, "Who gave this unlucky name? , after all, he is our little prince, why did he choose a dog name?"

Zhou Wei covered his face silently, and Percy immediately helped him out: "It's just a nickname, and a humble name is easy to support. These two children are too pitiful. They have never stopped since they were born. Because of the grievances between people and dragons, Irma is pregnant with them. At that time, he was chased and ran half a planet, and almost died."

This is the correct posture to ask dad for help... Emperor McCaw thought with relief, fortunately there is still a son whose IQ is online.Seeing that his father's expression softened, Percy hurriedly continued his efforts: "Of course I invite you to come up with the children's name. This is what we discussed. You have a noble status and can suppress evil spirits."

In fact, he had already made a decision when he saw his two grandsons, Emperor McCaw. Seeing Percy’s sincerity, he went down the steps: “Okay, I’ll discuss it with your father. Naming is a big deal, a good name. It will bring good luck to the children." After a pause, he continued, "Call that prodigal kid, Gulliver, over here, and I agree with your plan."