The Lord's Guide to How to Train Your Dragon

The Shenlong duo sighed in the tent, and the struggling second-year-old next door had no time to think about the meaning of life and love, because he was completely confused by his two furball sons!

"Can you stop crying?" Gulliver poked his little wings unbearably after half an hour of persistent "whimpering" by the little fur ball.

The little hairball seemed to have been poked into the itchy flesh, and laughed "cheech", then grabbed his hair and blew his nose loudly, and continued to "beep" in another place.

Gulliver was about to go crazy, so he had no choice but to ask his eldest son for help: "Hey, can you help me coax your brother?" This guy looked quite mature, and he didn't cry or make a fuss. He just climbed off his head. I don't know what I'm doing squatting next to the sleeping bag, and I change my position after squatting for a while, it's strange to be serious.

"Chirp." The big hairball said in a low voice, spread its wings, then turned around and pouted its buttocks to point at the father.

Gulliver found him shitting.

Help!Now Gulliver sincerely hopes that someone can knock him out with a punch, so that he doesn't have to face such a chaotic family situation - his wife is a big villain, his son is a mosquito spirit, and the other is a shit bun. Is he a more bitter person?

Must be gone!

The savior arrived at the critical moment, and Percy came in with the hyperspace mecha: "The mecha has been repaired, let's take a look at its log during this period."

Zhou Wei patted his shoulder with mixed feelings: "Well, I suggest you do a psychological construction, the content is quite explosive."

Gulliver felt that there was nothing more explosive than his son's shit in the world: "Quick! Help me! Help me, the big one is shitting, the little one is crying all the time, I'm going deaf!"

"Uh——" Zhou Wei looked at the lump of yellow shit, and his heavy heart disappeared in a second. He only had the urge to burst out laughing, and he suppressed a smile, "Okay, I'll clean it up for you."

"Thank you!" Gulliver wanted to kneel down for him, from the bottom of his heart, regardless of whether his knees had enough calcium.

"You shoveled a lot of shit for me before, you should help each other." Zhou Wei said generously, "Being a father for the first time is inevitable, so don't rush and take your time."

Long live understanding!Gulliver didn't dare to nod against his son, so he could only express his approval with his expression. He took the badge from Percy, and before unfolding it, he finally thought of a reason to temporarily get rid of mosquito essence and shit buns: "This thing has radiation, right?" ? Will it be bad for the child? Then why can you stand for me for a while?"

Percy gave him a look with murderous eyes, Gulliver turned his head silently, and looked at Zhou Wei pitifully: "How about you help me?"

"I'll do it!" Percy interrupted him angrily, took the big and small fur balls and put them on his head, "He has to help you shovel shit!"

"Hey——" Zhou Wei wanted to stop him, but was a step too late, "Da Mao hasn't wiped his ass yet!"

"..." Percy was quite depressed.

"It's okay, Da Mao is still young, and the kid's shit doesn't stink." Zhou Wei wanted to laugh, so he could only comfort Percy.

Gulliver started the mecha, and echoed: "Yeah, he's still young...Wait, who is Da Mao?"

"Uh, your son." Zhou Wei completely blurted out just now, since he saw the twins for the first time, he acquiesced that they are big furball and little furball, referred to as big hair and little hair.Maybe it was because I was thinking too much in my heart, so I just called it out.

Having said that, it would be nice to be called Da Mao Xiao Mao, right?It's easy to make a living with a cheap name.

"There must be a title, right? Da Mao is very good, and a cheap name is easy to support." Percy and Zhou Wei's thoughts are completely synchronized. Of course, even if they are not synchronized, he will stand by Zhou Wei's side for absolutely no reason, "Big call The big one is called Xiaomao, the small one is called Xiaomao... No, no, let’s call it Ermao, so that in the future, there will be three Maos, four Maos, fifty Maos... Don’t worry, don’t think about everything!"

The scene of Da Mao, Er Mao, San Mao, Si Mao, and N Mao squatting on his head in a square formation appeared in Gulliver's mind, and he fought two cold wars: "Stop! Xiao Mao will do it!"

"Hey, you all got one thing wrong!" The face-controlled mecha in the warm-up of the safe mode suddenly spoke, "The big hair is not the big hair, the second hair is the big hair."

"What?" Gulliver couldn't understand for a while after being babbled by his son so that his IQ dropped a bit.

"The smaller one is the boss." The mech explained, "I marked them when they were born, and the older egg was born later."

Dare to be confused for a long time, my brother and younger brother couldn't figure it out... Gulliver scratched his head in despair: "Whatever, it's only a few minutes away anyway, what's the matter with the brat!"

"If the tragedy can be avoided, let's try to avoid it." The mech said with emotion, "You and His Highness Percy have been arguing for more than 70 years over a few seconds."

"You can shut up now!" Percy and Gulliver said in unison.

In order not to disturb His Majesty the Head Dragon shoveling excrement, Gulliver went to the next door to read the diary, Zhou Wei cleaned up the poop of Big Mao—no, Ermao now—and squatted next to Percy to watch him push the chick.It is said that the chicken is quite cute when you are used to it, round and fat, the metallic luster of the scales is not obvious, and it looks fluffy.In particular, these two have inherited Irma's pupil color, emerald green and transparent, and they are particularly innocent when looking at people.

"Will they become human?" Zhou Wei asked Percy.

"Yes, it will be around the full moon." Percy has no experience in raising children, but he still has common sense. "Our fledgling period is very short, and the full moon basically looks like a one-year-old human baby."

"Is that so? It's easy." Zhou Wei's love for animals, especially small animals, is far greater than that of humans, and these two little things are his nephews...or nephews?So he looked at it and felt a little paternal love, stretched out a finger and touched the stupid hair on the top of Da Mao's head, "Tsk tsk, Da Mao, can you change into a human?"

Da Mao was in awe of this uncle who naturally had the deterrent force of "kneel down, mortal"—er, it could also be the second uncle, aunt or aunt—when touched by him, he was immediately stunned, and all four green eyes opened in horror , the dumb hair erected like an antenna!Then maybe because Lakong was hungry and panicked, a crisp "gulu" suddenly came out from his little belly.

"What the hell is that?" Percy was taken aback. "Why does it sound like thunder? Didn't he fart on my head?"

"Hahahaha!" Zhou Wei burst out laughing, "You're lucky, he didn't fart when he was empty, he was grunting when he was hungry."

Gulliver's black line finally understood why Gulliver always had a bursting expression - the voice from the top of his head seemed to be very loud, and Da Mao's stomach seemed to be equipped with a loudspeaker.

"Let me find something to eat for them." Zhou Wei said, "You said they can drink blood, right? I'll catch some snow cats."

"Let me go." Percy was worried that he would go out alone, and stretched out his hands to lift the two nephews from left to right and put them on his head, "You can hold them for a while."

Unexpectedly, Zhou Wei's hair was short and hard, and when the two fur balls fell to the ground, they screamed miserably, crawling all over their heads looking for soft places, and cried "嘤嘤嘘嘤".

Zhou Wei finally exploded once, and hurriedly transferred the two of them back to the old place: "It's better for you, I'd rather catch the snow cat!" After saying that, he ran away like burning his ass.

Percy was speechless, it seemed that he would be the one to take care of their children in the future.

Pit father, a mother who grows a steel needle for hair!

The mother (not) the adult who was full of steel needles flew out of the ice valley all the way, looking for traces of snow cats.It is said that Zhou Wei has found that his physical strength has increased exponentially since he grew wings. He used to take a deep breath every time he saw Percy crushing half a building with his paws. Kicked off half the roof.

Maybe people become stronger and stronger, and their vision of the world becomes more and more different. Now that he is wandering alone in the sub-continent, he has no psychological pressure at all. Although a large number of people outside are probably looking for him, but He wasn't afraid at all, even without Percy.

Soon Zhou Wei found a group of fat snow cats, chased them and flew between the ice curtains for a while, and rushed them back to the snow nest.Snow cats are animals that live in groups. There are often hundreds of them in a snow nest. You don’t have to worry about finding one in the next half a month.

Da Mao and Er Mao are still young, and probably won't be able to drink much blood. Zhou Wei took out five or six fat big snow cats, stuffed them into his pockets, and prepared to go back to Ice Valley.At this moment, he suddenly felt a familiar tremor, and he couldn't tell whether it was the ground, the ice cones around him, or just the fluctuation of the air.

"Who?" Zhou Wei vigilantly spread his wings and flew into the air, looking out from the distance against the high dome. The pitch-black sub-continent was silent, with neither human voices nor the sound of vehicles driving.

It seems that he is not a Heki, so Zhou Wei lowered his altitude and flew hundreds of meters in the direction of the tremor by intuition, when he suddenly heard a faint cry: "Ku Jie——"

Lei Zelong?Surprised, Zhou Wei instinctively opened his mouth and let out a long howl.Before the sound of howling came to an end, a gust of wind blew in front of him, and a huge black shadow staggered towards his feet.It was a Lei Zelong cub, only one-third the size of an adult dragon. It was injured somehow, and blood was oozing from its right wing and abdomen.

Zhou Wei landed on the ground, dropped the bag, and approached the little dragon cautiously. As he approached, the keel drill in the collar gleamed and floated out.Xiaolong was still a little hostile at first, and made threatening bluffs at him, but gradually recognized his blood, and immediately softened, bending his head and making a pitiful cry for help.

"Hey, don't be afraid." Zhou Wei reached out to touch its forehead, and rubbed its nose with his fingertips.Xiaolong gradually calmed down, a submissive grunt came out of his throat, and at the same time his abdomen was also making non-stop rumbles.Zhou Wei guessed that it was hungry, so he took out a snow cat to feed it.

"Aww!" Xiaolong bit the snow cat and swallowed the fur.Zhou Wei fed it two more, and its swallowing speed gradually slowed down, and it seemed that it was full.

Zhou Wei checked its wounds while it was eating, and found that its abdomen was scratched by sharp claws, only the scales and skin were injured, and no internal organs were injured. The wound on the right wing was more serious, obviously caused by a firearm. Probably guns or something.

Lei Zelong is a very collective species. Usually, the entire planet belongs to the same group, and the leader with the strongest force value is the head dragon, leading the whole group.And the dragon group is a very disciplined race, they are born with magical biological laws, and the same group will never harm underage offspring, including their own and others.

The juvenile little dragon was so badly injured, which meant that the group of dragons outside had begun to disintegrate and fight each other.Judging from the gunshot wound on its right wing, the Hekis were also involved in the turmoil, or they were the ones who started the turmoil at all—Irma left, the dragons scattered, and they had obviously become It is only natural that the Temple of Priests would cause such turmoil as a factor threatening the Heki people.

Zhou Wei has read a lot of dragon language classics and is very familiar with these things. When he came to such a conclusion, he couldn't help feeling angry.Maybe it was the half of the dragon's blood in his body that was at work, maybe Irma's idea of ​​mutual benefit between humans and dragons had moved him, and he suddenly felt that he had figured out something!

He couldn't just leave Planet Heky, he was invited back by Valentin as the "lord", and he couldn't go through a lot of tossing and get out under the name of "fugitive", "evil seed" and "son of taboo".

Why did he come to this planet in the first place?Just to leave alive?It's ridiculous, he has never had such a nonsensical experience in his life!

He has the blood of a dragon on his body, and he is a member of Planet Heky. If Irma, as a son of man, starts to think about the reconciliation between man and dragon, how can he, as a son of dragon, just walk away?

Who is manipulating their fate?They are brothers of the same mother, but they were forced to live apart from each other since they were born. They reunited 24 years later, and experienced so many painful betrayals and killings, which almost caused lifelong regrets.Is their suffering all in vain?

Now, the hand of fate has pushed them together again, the hatred has been resolved, and the conflict is about to be resolved, can he just take his dragon back to the earth and continue to live a small life, and then throw all the problems to Irma, let him and The priesthood will die for a lifetime?

If he really wants to do this, can he feel at ease on Earth?

No, their ending shouldn't be like this, from birth, they are destined to be different from all previous Heji lords and Thunderhead dragons, they have the same mother, they are destined to resolve any dragons that last for thousands of years Yes, the cycle of hatred!

Zhou Wei's heart suddenly brightened, and he couldn't help laughing three times: Zhou Yi, you are an old man, just watch, I will let your portrait be enshrined in the dove tower dignifiedly!