atypical dependency
14 joke
After entering the fire station, Wei Zhuoyan regretted it.
Stuck in the corridor like a wooden stake, he pondered for a moment, then slowly covered his forehead with one hand, frustrated for a while.
"Zhuo-yan?" Wuzi murmured, and he couldn't help but smack his lips.
This name is very pleasing to the ears of colleagues and friends. After all, they have worked together for several years and are familiar with each other. There is no gap between them and they can be carefree.
However, throwing this intimate name without surname to a man who not only has little intersection with him but is also at least 5 years younger than him, the awkward taste is really off the appetite.
Wei Zhuoyan stood for a while, then raised his hand to wipe his sweat.
Originally, the original intention was that it was enough to have a gentleman's friendship with the other party, but it turned out to be very embarrassing to be messed up by myself so thoughtlessly.
However, after much deliberation, it was a done deal, he finally laughed at himself and wandered off to find Jin Yang.
Before he left the fire station and had dinner with Xiao Yi, the other party seemed to have received a report, saying that some company's elevator had broken down, and several people were trapped inside and needed their help.
After asking about the location, when Wei Zhuoyan arrived at the scene, he noticed that several teammates were holding on to the elevator door and grunting, and the elevator that was in flames in Xiao Yi's company not long ago came to mind.
Slightly frowned, his expression changed slightly, and his footsteps did not stop.
Seeing Wei Zhuoyan arriving, Jin Yang, who was standing at the very edge temporarily taking command, smiled cheerfully and raised his chin at him.
Walking to Jin Yang's side, Wei Zhuoyan patted him on the shoulder and turned his head to watch the process of breaking the door ahead.
"How's it going, did you enjoy your meal?" His eyes fell on the clanging elevator door without moving, and Jin Yang threw a sentence at Wei Zhuoyan without thinking.
Realizing that the other party was referring to the incident at noon, Wei Zhuoyan's face darkened: "Why, did you see Mr. Xiao?"
"Just ask if you are satisfied with the food." Jin Yang chuckled.
Wei Zhuoyan stretched out his hand and frowned: "What did you tell him?"
"I didn't say anything." Jin Yang said happily while giving the person in front of him a hand, "Just tell him what you like to eat."
Wei Zhuoyan said: "When did you get so close to him? People even come to learn from you."
"Uh, it's a coincidence that I met him the other day and started chatting casually, but he took the initiative to ask you what you like to eat, so I'll just go with the flow."
Wei Zhuoyan gave him a sideways glance: "You are always quite active in reporting work."
"Hey, you don't care what the process is, anyway, it's over if you enjoy it."
"I go to eat to respect other people's wishes, not to—"
"Eat and drink?" Jin Yang coughed dryly and laughed wildly, "People have chased you here from City X, so what's wrong with asking you what you like to eat?"
The other party's words sounded like a bell, causing Wei Zhuoyan's head to explode, and he stared at Jin Yang very dryly.
Sure enough, the aftershock also brought several teammates in front who were struggling to overcome the elevator door to turn their heads.
Wei Zhuoyan naturally had the feeling of being drowned in the Pacific Ocean.
He slashed at Jin Yang's innocent and innocent smiling face over and over again, slandering in his heart——
This kid's cheapness index has almost exploded recently.
It was difficult for Wei Zhuoyan to keep his face sullen, and under the pressure he gave Jin Yang a cold look before he put on the appearance of a captain, and said seriously to the few dedicated and good comrades in front: "Hurry up, there are still people locked up inside." After speaking, he moved away from Jin Yang, and neatly moved to the other side of the elevator to help open the door.
Jin Yang didn't have any feelings about the huge waves he threw on the entire space, and he found that it was so much fun to devote himself to embarrassing the captain.
A few days later, the matter about Xiao Yi who spent 5 years looking for Wei Zhuoyan personally became the gossip of the soldiers. Gossip was overwhelming, and various versions followed one after another. What Xiao Yi is Wei Zhuoyan’s long-lost brother, Is it a close friend of the other party's university, or something else... a lot of nonsense, everything you want.
What surprised Wei Zhuoyan the most was the strange version among some female firefighters.
Recently, when he occasionally passed by these hairy girls, he could always hear titters and whispers of unknown meaning, and every time he glanced over seriously, a group of heroines who bloomed brilliantly among heroes suddenly pretended to be serious and airtight, making them People seem to be unable to figure out what they are discussing, so excited that they can blush and laugh at Yan Yan.
Especially the strange words that he heard by chance, he couldn't understand at all.
Fortunately, this kind of gossip gradually disappeared after Xiao Yi's company's accident determination report was released, because Wei Zhuoyan and Xiao Yi's official meeting opportunities had completely disappeared.
Wei Zhuoyan was so happy that his ears were clean.
A few days later, Wei Zhuoyan and Jin Yang had dinner at the fire station. Three beautiful firefighters who passed by them smiled and greeted them politely before wandering over. Before leaving, Wei Zhuoyan clearly caught one of the girls following mysteriously Another said a word.
Although he didn't hear the specific content clearly, but he sorted out the overall meaning of the sentence——
Team Wei is good at "bow".
Frowning his brows and pondering, he didn't realize what that sentence meant when he cleaned up the whole lunch box.
Subconsciously straightening his back, he pawed left and right in frustration, wondering if there was something wrong with his figure.
Jin Yang beside him was still wolfing down slices of meat in his mouth, Wei Zhuoyan bumped him with his elbow, as if preparing for some public speech, he said very seriously: "Jin Yang, there is something I want to ask you .”
Glancing at him, Jin Yang stretched out a finger to signal him to wait a moment, then shoveled away the remaining rice in the lunch box, coughed and tugged at the neckline, nodded, puffed out his cheeks and said with a look of choking to death: "Cough, ask."
"What is a 'bow'?" Wei Zhuoyan squinted his eyes with a solemn expression.
Rubbing the corners of his lips, Jin Yang felt that his IQ was a little behind: "Huh?"
"What does 'bow' mean?" Wei Zhuoyan glanced sideways at the smiling female firefighters sitting in the corner of the dining room, "Is it a buzzword now?"
"What's a buzzword?" Jin Yang was a little puzzled, "'Work'? Which 'Work'? The work of work?"
Wei Zhuoyan's eyes darkened.
His eyes fell back to Jin Yang's [-] why face, and he took a deep breath: "Forget it, it's okay, I'll just ask."
"Hey, old Wei, are you interesting? You start a conversation and hold it back halfway." Jin Yang pointed to his bare lunch box, "I haven't enjoyed the next little meal, but you forced me to eat it."
Looking at this teammate, Wei Zhuoyan suddenly had the urge to fix him.
After sitting quietly for a while, he sighed, his expression gradually turned lazy, and he said calmly: "I don't know which 'bow' it is, but I use 'bow' to describe a person."
In the past few days, he has often heard these women say that he is 'bow' and 'thin', which made him instinctively add several rounds of push-ups and pull-ups to his physical training.
After all, in a man's world, strength is a symbol of conquest, especially the nature of their work that requires physical strength. It is not a glorious thing to be said to be "bow" and "thin".
"Describe a person's 'work'?" Jin Yang also joined the queue of curious babies, "Make up a sentence."
"For example——" Wei Zhuoyan smacked his lips, as if he was displeased by the words of the two big men discussing women, "Describe my bow, or your bow or something."
Jin Yang's face was wrinkled and he was racing buns.
After racking his brains for a while, he shook his head: "I don't understand." After a pause, he said in frustration, "You heard what they said and suddenly came up with such a wild realm, ang?"
"It's nothing." Wei Zhuoyan stretched out his hand and rubbed his face, and said helplessly, "Recently, I've been hearing them say I'm Gong, Xiao Zongshou or I'm skinny and Xiao Zonggong." Shaking his head, Wei Zhuoyan frowned, "I'm just curious."
"You work... Mr. Xiao, thin? You...cough..." Thinking to himself, Jin Yang was struggling to piece together the words, suddenly, his face was a little distorted, for some reason, his face that was still very gloomy before Suddenly it brightened up as if welcoming some new century, "Wait a minute, old Wei, you mean—they think you're attacking? President Xiao?"
"...Yes." Not sure why the other party's eyes suddenly flashed like gold stars, Wei Zhuoyan's eyes gradually deepened.
He has seen Jin Yang's expression before——
Being able to hold back like this is probably because he found something that made the other party find it extremely funny.
"Wait a minute, I'll go find a glass of water—" Jin Yang grinned and shook his head while laughing, "Let me spray."
"What do you mean?" Sitting on the chair, Wei Zhuoyan had the illusion that he was the only one in the world blocked out by the door.
"The shortcoming of being ignorant and ignorant is here, old Wei hahahaha——" Jin Yang began to laugh, leaning back and forth, and tried his best to break his thigh.
"Is it over?" Knowing that the other party deliberately made such an exaggerated movement, Wei Zhuoyan leaned on the edge of the table with one elbow, and gradually became a little annoyed.
Stretching out his hand to rub the tears that were not there at the corner of his eyes, Jin Yang stretched out his hand to stroke his chest, cleared his hoarse laughing voice, and nodded: "No, no, you don't know about this kind of thing."
"I don't know what?" Wei Zhuoyan didn't mean to be joking at all, his voice was as deep as if he had just soaked in the Dead Sea, "You know it all, so it's not a buzzword."
"It wasn't originally." Jin Yang smiled more confidently now, "Actually, it's nothing, children nowadays make such jokes a lot."
"What are you joking about?" Wei Zhuoyan felt like tearing up the cloud for a long time, but this guy gave him a sprayer and fiddled with it in front of him.
"I actually said it when I heard my niece messing around some time ago." Jin Yang shrugged, "Nowadays children are very open and think about things a lot."
"So it means—"
"It means they think you and Xiao are always a couple, you know, a gay relationship." Jinyang seemed very relaxed when explaining this matter, and began to express his emotions without any pressure, "After all, people have gone through a lot of trouble to come here. Looking for you, I went through untold hardships, went up the mountain of swords and down the sea of fire, trekked through mountains and rivers, overcame thorns and thorns, and cut through waves—”
"Okay, okay——" Wei Zhuoyan was agitated by the phrase "homosexual relationship", so he couldn't help but frowned, "Where is this all going on?"
"So, it's just women's sex, don't worry about it." Jin Yang stretched out his hand and patted Wei Zhuoyan who was stunned.
"Start from today." With a serious expression on his face, Wei Zhuoyan stretched out his hand and pushed Jin Yang's hand away from his shoulder, saying every word, "Whoever wants to make such a vulgar joke again, I will be fined 1 push-ups every day, plus 1 Ten-thousand-meter warm-up run."
Jin Yang's previously hot face "swiped" down to freezing point.
"Women are no exception." Looking at Jin Yang seriously, Wei Zhuoyan had a straight face, and the heroic captain looked aggressive, "I didn't pay special attention to you before, but now the atmosphere is so lazy, how can you do it, your thinking is distorted!"
"No, Old Wei, it's not just one—"
"Okay, you can pack up after eating."
Wei Zhuoyan didn't stay any longer, turned around with an empty lunch box, and left the dining hall briskly.
Jin Yang looked at the back of the other party who was shielding the faint annoyance, and stuck out his tongue.
The effect of teasing the captain has been achieved, but the opponent's bottom line has also been tested.
It's not like the other party can't take jokes, but it seems that there are some things that can't be teased casually.
Jin Yang put away the lunch box, announced Wei Zhuoyan's previous words loudly in the dining hall, looked at his teammates who were silent all around, and walked into the corridor, thinking that this little episode between the other party and Xiao Yi could finally come to an end .
Stuck in the corridor like a wooden stake, he pondered for a moment, then slowly covered his forehead with one hand, frustrated for a while.
"Zhuo-yan?" Wuzi murmured, and he couldn't help but smack his lips.
This name is very pleasing to the ears of colleagues and friends. After all, they have worked together for several years and are familiar with each other. There is no gap between them and they can be carefree.
However, throwing this intimate name without surname to a man who not only has little intersection with him but is also at least 5 years younger than him, the awkward taste is really off the appetite.
Wei Zhuoyan stood for a while, then raised his hand to wipe his sweat.
Originally, the original intention was that it was enough to have a gentleman's friendship with the other party, but it turned out to be very embarrassing to be messed up by myself so thoughtlessly.
However, after much deliberation, it was a done deal, he finally laughed at himself and wandered off to find Jin Yang.
Before he left the fire station and had dinner with Xiao Yi, the other party seemed to have received a report, saying that some company's elevator had broken down, and several people were trapped inside and needed their help.
After asking about the location, when Wei Zhuoyan arrived at the scene, he noticed that several teammates were holding on to the elevator door and grunting, and the elevator that was in flames in Xiao Yi's company not long ago came to mind.
Slightly frowned, his expression changed slightly, and his footsteps did not stop.
Seeing Wei Zhuoyan arriving, Jin Yang, who was standing at the very edge temporarily taking command, smiled cheerfully and raised his chin at him.
Walking to Jin Yang's side, Wei Zhuoyan patted him on the shoulder and turned his head to watch the process of breaking the door ahead.
"How's it going, did you enjoy your meal?" His eyes fell on the clanging elevator door without moving, and Jin Yang threw a sentence at Wei Zhuoyan without thinking.
Realizing that the other party was referring to the incident at noon, Wei Zhuoyan's face darkened: "Why, did you see Mr. Xiao?"
"Just ask if you are satisfied with the food." Jin Yang chuckled.
Wei Zhuoyan stretched out his hand and frowned: "What did you tell him?"
"I didn't say anything." Jin Yang said happily while giving the person in front of him a hand, "Just tell him what you like to eat."
Wei Zhuoyan said: "When did you get so close to him? People even come to learn from you."
"Uh, it's a coincidence that I met him the other day and started chatting casually, but he took the initiative to ask you what you like to eat, so I'll just go with the flow."
Wei Zhuoyan gave him a sideways glance: "You are always quite active in reporting work."
"Hey, you don't care what the process is, anyway, it's over if you enjoy it."
"I go to eat to respect other people's wishes, not to—"
"Eat and drink?" Jin Yang coughed dryly and laughed wildly, "People have chased you here from City X, so what's wrong with asking you what you like to eat?"
The other party's words sounded like a bell, causing Wei Zhuoyan's head to explode, and he stared at Jin Yang very dryly.
Sure enough, the aftershock also brought several teammates in front who were struggling to overcome the elevator door to turn their heads.
Wei Zhuoyan naturally had the feeling of being drowned in the Pacific Ocean.
He slashed at Jin Yang's innocent and innocent smiling face over and over again, slandering in his heart——
This kid's cheapness index has almost exploded recently.
It was difficult for Wei Zhuoyan to keep his face sullen, and under the pressure he gave Jin Yang a cold look before he put on the appearance of a captain, and said seriously to the few dedicated and good comrades in front: "Hurry up, there are still people locked up inside." After speaking, he moved away from Jin Yang, and neatly moved to the other side of the elevator to help open the door.
Jin Yang didn't have any feelings about the huge waves he threw on the entire space, and he found that it was so much fun to devote himself to embarrassing the captain.
A few days later, the matter about Xiao Yi who spent 5 years looking for Wei Zhuoyan personally became the gossip of the soldiers. Gossip was overwhelming, and various versions followed one after another. What Xiao Yi is Wei Zhuoyan’s long-lost brother, Is it a close friend of the other party's university, or something else... a lot of nonsense, everything you want.
What surprised Wei Zhuoyan the most was the strange version among some female firefighters.
Recently, when he occasionally passed by these hairy girls, he could always hear titters and whispers of unknown meaning, and every time he glanced over seriously, a group of heroines who bloomed brilliantly among heroes suddenly pretended to be serious and airtight, making them People seem to be unable to figure out what they are discussing, so excited that they can blush and laugh at Yan Yan.
Especially the strange words that he heard by chance, he couldn't understand at all.
Fortunately, this kind of gossip gradually disappeared after Xiao Yi's company's accident determination report was released, because Wei Zhuoyan and Xiao Yi's official meeting opportunities had completely disappeared.
Wei Zhuoyan was so happy that his ears were clean.
A few days later, Wei Zhuoyan and Jin Yang had dinner at the fire station. Three beautiful firefighters who passed by them smiled and greeted them politely before wandering over. Before leaving, Wei Zhuoyan clearly caught one of the girls following mysteriously Another said a word.
Although he didn't hear the specific content clearly, but he sorted out the overall meaning of the sentence——
Team Wei is good at "bow".
Frowning his brows and pondering, he didn't realize what that sentence meant when he cleaned up the whole lunch box.
Subconsciously straightening his back, he pawed left and right in frustration, wondering if there was something wrong with his figure.
Jin Yang beside him was still wolfing down slices of meat in his mouth, Wei Zhuoyan bumped him with his elbow, as if preparing for some public speech, he said very seriously: "Jin Yang, there is something I want to ask you .”
Glancing at him, Jin Yang stretched out a finger to signal him to wait a moment, then shoveled away the remaining rice in the lunch box, coughed and tugged at the neckline, nodded, puffed out his cheeks and said with a look of choking to death: "Cough, ask."
"What is a 'bow'?" Wei Zhuoyan squinted his eyes with a solemn expression.
Rubbing the corners of his lips, Jin Yang felt that his IQ was a little behind: "Huh?"
"What does 'bow' mean?" Wei Zhuoyan glanced sideways at the smiling female firefighters sitting in the corner of the dining room, "Is it a buzzword now?"
"What's a buzzword?" Jin Yang was a little puzzled, "'Work'? Which 'Work'? The work of work?"
Wei Zhuoyan's eyes darkened.
His eyes fell back to Jin Yang's [-] why face, and he took a deep breath: "Forget it, it's okay, I'll just ask."
"Hey, old Wei, are you interesting? You start a conversation and hold it back halfway." Jin Yang pointed to his bare lunch box, "I haven't enjoyed the next little meal, but you forced me to eat it."
Looking at this teammate, Wei Zhuoyan suddenly had the urge to fix him.
After sitting quietly for a while, he sighed, his expression gradually turned lazy, and he said calmly: "I don't know which 'bow' it is, but I use 'bow' to describe a person."
In the past few days, he has often heard these women say that he is 'bow' and 'thin', which made him instinctively add several rounds of push-ups and pull-ups to his physical training.
After all, in a man's world, strength is a symbol of conquest, especially the nature of their work that requires physical strength. It is not a glorious thing to be said to be "bow" and "thin".
"Describe a person's 'work'?" Jin Yang also joined the queue of curious babies, "Make up a sentence."
"For example——" Wei Zhuoyan smacked his lips, as if he was displeased by the words of the two big men discussing women, "Describe my bow, or your bow or something."
Jin Yang's face was wrinkled and he was racing buns.
After racking his brains for a while, he shook his head: "I don't understand." After a pause, he said in frustration, "You heard what they said and suddenly came up with such a wild realm, ang?"
"It's nothing." Wei Zhuoyan stretched out his hand and rubbed his face, and said helplessly, "Recently, I've been hearing them say I'm Gong, Xiao Zongshou or I'm skinny and Xiao Zonggong." Shaking his head, Wei Zhuoyan frowned, "I'm just curious."
"You work... Mr. Xiao, thin? You...cough..." Thinking to himself, Jin Yang was struggling to piece together the words, suddenly, his face was a little distorted, for some reason, his face that was still very gloomy before Suddenly it brightened up as if welcoming some new century, "Wait a minute, old Wei, you mean—they think you're attacking? President Xiao?"
"...Yes." Not sure why the other party's eyes suddenly flashed like gold stars, Wei Zhuoyan's eyes gradually deepened.
He has seen Jin Yang's expression before——
Being able to hold back like this is probably because he found something that made the other party find it extremely funny.
"Wait a minute, I'll go find a glass of water—" Jin Yang grinned and shook his head while laughing, "Let me spray."
"What do you mean?" Sitting on the chair, Wei Zhuoyan had the illusion that he was the only one in the world blocked out by the door.
"The shortcoming of being ignorant and ignorant is here, old Wei hahahaha——" Jin Yang began to laugh, leaning back and forth, and tried his best to break his thigh.
"Is it over?" Knowing that the other party deliberately made such an exaggerated movement, Wei Zhuoyan leaned on the edge of the table with one elbow, and gradually became a little annoyed.
Stretching out his hand to rub the tears that were not there at the corner of his eyes, Jin Yang stretched out his hand to stroke his chest, cleared his hoarse laughing voice, and nodded: "No, no, you don't know about this kind of thing."
"I don't know what?" Wei Zhuoyan didn't mean to be joking at all, his voice was as deep as if he had just soaked in the Dead Sea, "You know it all, so it's not a buzzword."
"It wasn't originally." Jin Yang smiled more confidently now, "Actually, it's nothing, children nowadays make such jokes a lot."
"What are you joking about?" Wei Zhuoyan felt like tearing up the cloud for a long time, but this guy gave him a sprayer and fiddled with it in front of him.
"I actually said it when I heard my niece messing around some time ago." Jin Yang shrugged, "Nowadays children are very open and think about things a lot."
"So it means—"
"It means they think you and Xiao are always a couple, you know, a gay relationship." Jinyang seemed very relaxed when explaining this matter, and began to express his emotions without any pressure, "After all, people have gone through a lot of trouble to come here. Looking for you, I went through untold hardships, went up the mountain of swords and down the sea of fire, trekked through mountains and rivers, overcame thorns and thorns, and cut through waves—”
"Okay, okay——" Wei Zhuoyan was agitated by the phrase "homosexual relationship", so he couldn't help but frowned, "Where is this all going on?"
"So, it's just women's sex, don't worry about it." Jin Yang stretched out his hand and patted Wei Zhuoyan who was stunned.
"Start from today." With a serious expression on his face, Wei Zhuoyan stretched out his hand and pushed Jin Yang's hand away from his shoulder, saying every word, "Whoever wants to make such a vulgar joke again, I will be fined 1 push-ups every day, plus 1 Ten-thousand-meter warm-up run."
Jin Yang's previously hot face "swiped" down to freezing point.
"Women are no exception." Looking at Jin Yang seriously, Wei Zhuoyan had a straight face, and the heroic captain looked aggressive, "I didn't pay special attention to you before, but now the atmosphere is so lazy, how can you do it, your thinking is distorted!"
"No, Old Wei, it's not just one—"
"Okay, you can pack up after eating."
Wei Zhuoyan didn't stay any longer, turned around with an empty lunch box, and left the dining hall briskly.
Jin Yang looked at the back of the other party who was shielding the faint annoyance, and stuck out his tongue.
The effect of teasing the captain has been achieved, but the opponent's bottom line has also been tested.
It's not like the other party can't take jokes, but it seems that there are some things that can't be teased casually.
Jin Yang put away the lunch box, announced Wei Zhuoyan's previous words loudly in the dining hall, looked at his teammates who were silent all around, and walked into the corridor, thinking that this little episode between the other party and Xiao Yi could finally come to an end .
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