As an elixir, there are always people who want to eat me

Drops of pale yellow liquid flowed down half of his cheeks and dripped onto his clothes. Taiqing glanced at it, and said to the little kid with a serious face, "I'll give you another chance because you're still young." , apologize to me immediately!"

Snapped!His face was blurred again.

Taiqing's face was black and black, as if there was a sign of getting angry, the little kid saw something was wrong, and ran away, but the little arm couldn't twist the thigh, so the kid was caught and thrown into the yard with his collar In the pond, fortunately, the pond is small and cannot drown him, but instead makes him flop about in the water, trying to catch fish to eat.

Taiqing also jumped in with a splash. The place where he jumped was the deep water area, the water reached his waist, and he could take a bath by squatting down.

It was pasted with unknown liquid twice, and it was cleaned very seriously, and the naughty little girl was also washed by the way.

Because that guy is still young, his body has not grown, and there is nothing to avoid.The only thing that dissatisfied him was a little girl, how could she be so naughty?

That day on the fairy tripod, she had a sullen little face, very obedient and cute, who knew it was all an appearance, just pretending.Such a scheming at such a young age, he has cheated Taiqing who has been fooling around for tens of thousands of years.

Take a good shower, get dressed, and resign to his fate to dress him and feed him.

"Come on, take another bite." They are immortals and don't need to eat rice like ordinary people, but they still need the necessary nutrition, especially the little ones.

It doesn't matter if Taiqing doesn't need to eat for 1 years, unless he has a whim.But the little guy is only a hundred days old. When he is short of nutrition, if he can't raise it well, he will be a sick child.

The little guy puffed out his cheeks and blew the liquid in the spoon, he looked cute and mischievous, before Taiqing had time to smile in comfort.

His temple hair hurt, and the little guy took advantage of his distraction to pull his hair.

"Let go!" Taiqing said righteously, "If you don't let go, I won't let you go."

"Wow……"

"Okay, okay, I want you, I want you."

Immediately stop crying.

"Why are you crying so ugly?"

"Wow……"

"Okay, okay, you are beautiful."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"It's ugly!"

"Wow……"

"Where is the pretty girl from?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Ugly, fat and crying."

"Wow……"

"I lied to you."

"Hahahahahahahaha..." Immediately she laughed like a flower.

Sure enough, this guy is very clever and understands everything.

Taiqing looked at him with a half-smile, "From today on, dress, wash, and walk by yourself, don't think about me helping you anymore."

The little guy realized that he was cheating, and immediately changed his expression and hugged his thigh.

Taiqing raised his trousers, "It's useless, hurry up and do it, and you have to participate in your [-]-day meeting after finishing it, you can decide what you choose."

He glanced at the little guy, "You have to know that no matter whether it is the head of the house or the heads of the six palaces, everyone except me has their own disciples. If you choose them, you can only drink leftover soup. On the contrary, the whole six houses plus the palm I don’t even have money, and I’m the only one who can support you. You should know who to choose as your master. Well, the time is almost up, so hurry up and leave as a teacher. When you’re done, go to the front hall to find me. .”

After Taiqing finished speaking, he left. Before leaving, he did not forget to close the door considerately. As soon as he walked out, someone informed him that all the guests were almost here.

In fact, there are only a few people, all of whom are old acquaintances, the head teacher Xianzun, the master of the Sixth Palace, and some elders.

Taiqing walked into the vestibule almost at the same time as the head teacher. The head teacher habitually came late to prove his reputation, and Taiqing was delayed because of time.

As soon as he came, he punished himself with three cups to show his sincerity, and then drew a circle according to the rules, and then placed his immortal cauldron in the most obvious place, and invited the other six palace masters to put it in together.

Taiqing felt that everything was done, so he beckoned Yuan Fei to call the little guy out, who knew that as soon as he turned his head, there was an extra magic weapon in the circle, and after a closer look, he found that it was actually the teacher's whisk.

Taiqing was taken aback, and looked at the head teacher pretending not to care, the head teacher is an expert, his cultivation base is unfathomable, even so, his old face blushed when he saw it, and he pretended to cough twice to divert his attention, although he also Feeling that the more talented children of this kind, the better, Taiqing shook his head, there is no way, who is called the head teacher, just turn a blind eye and close it.

Who knew that as soon as he turned his head, countless magic weapons suddenly appeared in the circle, and upon closer inspection, they were not the portable fairy weapons of the elders.

He knew who these celestial artifacts belonged to better than anyone else. He searched for the owner based on the magic weapon, and stared at each one, and stared back and forth several times.They simply knew it was embarrassing, everyone who met his gaze bowed their heads in shame, but unfortunately no one put away the magic weapon.

Well, these guys usually don't show off the mountains and don't leak water, so they all have such an idea, but they all want to compete with him for apprentices.

Click!The door was opened from the outside, and Yuan Fei, who followed Taiqing the longest, shouted, "Young master is here."

In Taiyi School, all girls under ten years old are addressed as sons.

The little guy was wearing brocade clothes and followed him step by step, with a sullen little face, which seemed very solemn.

"Huh? This guy is pretending again?" I don't know if he is too close to him, but this little guy is very relaxed in front of him, and has a sullen face in front of others, like me and You don't look familiar, but you pretend to be decent.

"Young master, this way please." Yuan Fei intentionally guided him to the place where the lottery was drawn. The little guy's eyes lit up when he saw the fairy artifacts flying all over the sky, but it was still a hypocrisy after all, and he pretended to be tense. Face.

At the beginning of the relationship, it was only because I didn't know him well, so I made a false appearance, and the deception made him miserable.He originally thought that the child was very obedient and cute, but now he has seen through him thoroughly.

The little guy quickened his pace and walked dozens of steps into the circle, facing each of the gleaming fairy artifacts, wanting to take them.

He first walked to the Qiankun tortoise shell in Taikun Palace, and reached out to reach the tortoise shell, but his arms were too short, so he barely touched it when he stood on tiptoe. Did not touch.

Taishang, the master of Taikun Palace, changed his face, and gave Taiqing a hard look, blaming him for cheating secretly.

Taiqing is neither painful nor itchy, what should be done as usual.

After all, the little guy has a child's heart, he can't take it, give up immediately, and move on to the next one, the next one is Taichun, the palace lord of the ancient palace, Taichun's fairy artifact is a talisman, this talisman can be used repeatedly, and it is a world of its own , can be called a paradise, and it is a rare defensive fairy weapon in the world.

The little guy was instantly interested when he saw the ghostly symbols on it, but it was just a little bit, and he was attracted by the next thing after a while.

It was a bell, which jingled without being driven by anyone. It was extremely lethal to children, and it was a fairy weapon of Taihe.

"Hey, Senior Sister, didn't you say you're not interested in children?" Taiqing bumped into Taihe.

"I'm just having fun."

"But your expression definitely doesn't look like it." Seeing the child walking over was so happy, as if she had gotten a bargain, but she was not happy for too long, and the doll changed its target and moved to another place.

It is the jade pendant of the elder Taishang. This jade pendant has the function of protecting the body and is also a rare treasure.

The big red ears of wheat are hanging on the bottom, being blown to and fro by the wind. Children are very interested in things that move. The elder felt distressed to death.

They only know that the child is highly talented and is a rare martial arts prodigy, but they don't know that he is transformed from an elixir, only the head teacher and the lord of the seventh palace know.

The child turned around again, and countless rare treasures were like stars, hanging all over the surrounding area, as long as he hooked his fingers, he probably didn't find what he wanted, so he sat down on the ground tired, and never Can't take into account the hypocrisy.

After a while, I suddenly burst into tears, and when I looked carefully, I found that the bottom of the buttocks was wet, and the light yellow liquid flowed everywhere.

Because his body was sealed, he looked like a normal doll, and his pee still stinks.

This time the whole room smelled of urine, how good is the nose of a god?It can be said that eating a green onion can tell you whether it is green or white, it is so magical.

So now everyone in the room smelled the smell, covered their noses and fanned their sleeves one after another, and some even apologized and left on the spot.

Only Taiqing sighed, took out the diaper bag that he had prepared long ago and put it on for him, and immediately moved the child to hug him, "Wet father...wet...father..."

He spoke in a childish voice with an unskilled voice, "Wet...Father"

Taiqing froze, "What did you call me?"

"Wet father..."

"You called me Master?" Taiqing certainly didn't mind him calling Master Shifu.

"Wet... father..." Xiaowa seemed to be addicted to shouting, and kept calling wet father wet father.

He hugged Taiqing happily and turned around a few times, "Okay, I didn't raise you for nothing, I already know how to recognize someone."

Xiaowa was praised, and she laughed so hard that she couldn't see her teeth.

Naturally, Taiqing would not let go of this opportunity, and took the initiative to hug him and bow to the head teacher.

"Headmaster, look, is this still a comparison? He has hugged me and 'will not let go', and he keeps calling me master, 'I must do it', what should I do?"

The corner of Zhangjiao Xianzun's mouth twitched, who is holding and who will not let go, I think the child was obviously forced.

But to be honest, offending people, the head teacher Xianzun thought for a while and decided to tell lies, "It seems that you and this child are indeed destined, so let's worship under your sect!"

"Thank you, head." He put the child on the ground, nodded while pressing his head, "thank you, head, soon."

"Thank you, head." That child was very well-behaved in front of people, and his baby-like voice was particularly flattering. Also, even Taiqing was deceived by his appearance, let alone other people.

"Taiqing, I'll hand him over to you, you have to teach him well."

"It's the headmaster."

Others also congratulated each other one after another, saying to each other, "Brother Taiqing is very lucky."

"To accept such an apprentice, I have no regrets in this life."

"Boy, your master is not easy, you have to repay him well when you grow up."

There are a lot of people talking, they can say anything, there are voices of envy, jealousy and hatred, and voices of disdain, Taiqing is right to fart.

He stretched out his hand to caress the child's head, and shouted loudly, "From now on, your dharma name will be Yuyin. Yu is the jade of the generation of Yu, and Yin is the yin of yin and qing. It can be like the moon, it can have ups and downs, it can bend and stretch.”

"Yes, wet...Father."