As an elixir, there are always people who want to eat me

The dragon and the phoenix are often mentioned together. What is the auspiciousness of the dragon and the phoenix? Few people know that they are both partners and natural enemies.

As the first dragon in the world, Zulong is not convinced, and as the first phoenix in the world, neither are Feng and Huang.

So they often compare secretly, compared to the baby, compared to the cultivation level, compared to who looks better, and who is the most popular.

Finally one day, the three couldn't stand it any longer, so they arranged to have a fight in a place where the birds didn't shit.

There was only one person in the fight, the sun and the moon were dark, Zulong was only one person, although he was not inferior to the two of them, but they cooperated too harmoniously, he gradually fell into the wind, but it didn't matter, he caught one when he couldn't fight the two beat.

Jin Feng finally got angry, "There are obviously two of us, why should we only hit me?"

Zulong has the right to speak on this point, "You keep hitting me in the face, if I don't hit you, who will you hit?"

They didn't agree with each other, and started working again. After all, they were the first existences born in the world. You came and I fought for half a month. After all, there was no winner, but they played out their feelings, and they flirted every day. Swearing'.

"My god, you still slap your face."

"You didn't show mercy." He almost pulled out his 'bird's nest'.

The two continued to fight like this, and the fight lasted for several months. Finally, all three of them were tired, and they all lay down and spoke harshly.

"Don't be complacent, we will defeat you one day sooner or later." Jin Feng doesn't like to talk, she is rather shy, usually Jin Feng speaks.

Not to be outdone, Zu Long said, "I'm waiting because I'm afraid you won't dare to come."

These two seemingly random words, like vows of eternal love, were taken seriously by the two of them. Why were there only two of them, because Jin Huang was not interested.

Zu Long secretly practiced martial arts, ready to make a big hit and defeat that kid.

Jinfeng also worked unexpectedly hard, preparing to catch Zulong by surprise.

However, the weather was unsatisfactory, and Jin Feng suddenly felt pregnant and gave birth to a fat boy.

As soon as the news got out, Zu Long was stunned, "How about 'fighting side by side' as agreed upon in 'everyday alliance'?"

He gritted his teeth, "No, this kid has already given birth, and I want to give birth too."

But there are two people in the family, and he has only one person, how can he give birth?

Don't worry, since ancient times, masters have been androgynous, just like gods, gods have no gender, demons have no distinction between yin and yang, and demons have no male and female. There are yin and yang in the world, black and white are unclear, and the indivisibility of yin and yang is a whole. If one is missing, the world will be incomplete, so the characters at the top of time are regardless of gender.

As the first dragon in the world, he is quite special after all, he answered the Tao early, regardless of male and female.

It's unspeakably sad for two people to live alone, but for him to compare with that kid, everything is worth it.

Zu Long secretly gave birth to a fat son, and was about to take it out to show off, when that boy Jin Feng gave birth to another one.

Zulong is completely bewildered, isn't it over?

Giving birth to one is already so hard, but still want to give birth?Ten months of pregnancy is so painful that I can't bend my waist with a big belly. Does that kid think it's fun?

No matter what, Jin Feng gave birth, so he gritted his teeth and gave birth to another one.

Who knows, not long after, that guy gave birth to another one.

Zu Long's feet softened, and he almost fainted, "There are two people, and I have only one person. I still can't survive him, or just admit defeat!"

Then he shook his head again, the pride in his bones did not allow him to admit defeat, you must know that he is the number one in both cultivation and appearance, and he cannot lose to others when he has a child.

He secretly gave birth to another six, but this time he really couldn't give birth.

Who knew that kid Jin Feng was really endless, and gave birth to quintuplets in one breath.

"..." This is really impossible.

Zu Long hugged the baby anxiously, "It seems that I really lost to him."

He no longer dares to regenerate, and if he regenerates, he will collapse. You must know that there are two people conceiving together, and he has only one person, and no one provides beep, so naturally he can't beat him.

"Forget it, let you win a game!" Zu Long, who lost the baby, was very sad, "If it wasn't for the loss of a partner, would you be able to beat me?"

That's right, what he lacks is the object?

Zu Long thought about it carefully, and decided to find a few opponents, but he was relatively thin-skinned, and coupled with ten words of Jinfeng, no one wanted him in the end.

He was sad, and then he remembered that since he can conceive himself, let alone other people, in fact, there is no need to beep beep to have a child, as essence and blood are enough.

He decided to sprinkle his own seeds on the earth, and put the blood on the footprints, whoever steps on it will become pregnant.

Unfortunately, many people have been tricked, and people, beasts, birds, and even pigs have been tricked.

The pig gave birth to a son named Longzhu, the rabbit gave birth to a son named Longtu, and the turtle gave birth to a son called Longgui. In this way, he had many sons at once, far surpassing Jinfeng.

He secretly found someone to spread the news, so everyone in the world knew that the dragon was a lewd man, and he would not let go of a pig, but this was not the point, the point was that Jinfeng had received the news.

Thunderbolt!

He had been serious about this and that with Zulong for so many years, but he really liked Zulong a little bit, but he didn't expect to see him for a few years, that guy has dozens of children, God, they have no chance.

In fact, Zulong was very disappointed, but he already knew that Feng and Huang were a couple, so he didn't dare to get involved, and always took it to heart.

After playing for so many years, it's time to let go. Both of them have this idea. After all, they are not children anymore. Children can play soy sauce, and there are still more than a dozen children.

The two made an appointment for the first fight, Jinfeng didn't bring Jinhuang with him, neither did Zulong... He was originally a bachelor and didn't need to bring anything.

X talked on the ground, and later realized that it was too stupid and turned into a long bench.

Zu Long decided to tell the truth, "Sit over here, I have something to tell you."

Jin Feng really wanted to sit over, but he was the first to 'receive', so he had to put on airs, "Sit over."

"Then I'll sit down." Zu Long sat beside him politely.

"Sit down a bit more, I also have something to tell you. (→＿→)"

"Oh. (←_←)" Zulong moved his butt, a little shy.

"Come here, can you hear me sitting so far away?"

"Oh (#-.-)" Zulong finally sat in the middle, with their legs touching each other.

This time Jin Feng was finally satisfied, "Recently, I suddenly felt unwell, and I felt pregnant..."

"What?" Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by the Dragon Emperor, "Conceived because of feelings? Didn't he have a baby with the Golden Phoenix?"

Jin Feng punched him, "Where are you thinking, Jin Huang and I are brothers and sisters, born from the same egg, how could we have a baby with her? Don't slander my sister's reputation, she will marry in the future Woolen cloth."

"So that's the case." Zulong finally smiled.

"It's you, I haven't shown up for a few years, you have more than a dozen children, and several fathers, all of them grow up in such a hurry."

Zu Long smiled even more happily, "Actually, I also got pregnant because of feelings. I accidentally gave birth to more than a dozen babies, and I gave birth to those babies all by myself."

"Really?"

"Really." Zu Long corrected, "The ones who grow the most are not my own."

"Okay, I can barely believe you." After a pause, Jinfeng continued, "Hey, why don't you do it?"

"Ah, what are you moving?"

"Stupid, you don't touch me anymore."

Touched!Touched!Touched!

It's too late! ! ! ! ! ! ! !