incredible bros

The four people who lived under the same roof spent three days in peace and harmony. During these three days, the young master who shook hands was subdued by Tang An's chef-like craftsmanship. Vinegar carp? You should know it, right?" After a while, "Tang An, braised pork ribs, have you done it? Haven't done it? It doesn't matter if you haven't done it. Brother will find a tutorial for you, and the organization is optimistic about you!" Then After a while, I wanted to eat fried beef again, and after a while, I had a whim and wanted to eat big meat dumplings.

I finally placed N orders at "Little Chef". The refrigerator was so stuffed that it couldn't be stuffed any more. The delivery boy kept poking inside and asked if there was a banquet at home. You can make a list at one time. There are also discounts for banquets. Under such circumstances, Tang An broke out, wrapped around the small pastoral apron with floral flowers picked by his sister, held a spatula and pan in his hand, and shouted: "You pick again, and you go out to eat by yourself at noon! Your brother said that you didn't even Half-cooked fried rice can swallow two bowls, why come to my place, you don’t eat this, you don’t eat that, you think my place is a five-star restaurant, right, you can order whatever dish you want!”

Yu Cheng didn't understand at all what happened to the person who angered the person in charge of the family, he leaned against the kitchen door disapprovingly, and spoke to Tang An in an impeccable posture that he thought was elegant: "You are exaggerating a bit, no As for, not for."

Hearing this, Tang An put down the pan and spatula he raised. He must have admitted his mistake in his tone. In this case, don't bother with an older mentally handicapped male peacock. "You know it's exaggerating!"

"It's really exaggerated. You still can't meet the five-star standard. Let me give you a score. At most three-star, no more, I'm afraid you will be proud."

The frying pan and spatula that Tang An had just put down were quickly picked up by him, and they were about to throw them at Yu Cheng. When Yu Cheng saw that the situation was not good, he pulled the sliding door of the kitchen and faced Tang An through the glass door. , said with profound meaning: "Oh, you are so impulsive! Look at you now, you have a fight with Red Wolf, how about introducing you two to fight? Actually, I picked one for you Okay, you said that you will marry in the future, I'll bah, you will marry a daughter-in-law in the future, the daughter-in-law may be more picky than me, I will let you talk and scold me here, I will not run, I will not leave home, if your daughter-in-law , A long time ago, I threw a big ear in your face, and then I went back to my mother's house to show you, I really, it's all for your own good, young man, there is a long way to go, the physical and mental health of the four members of the family are all entrusted to you! "

Tang An snorted, amused by him, and went to cook as if resigned to his fate. Since they were the only ones at home at noon every day, Tang An quickly fried a hot and sour potato shreds and burned a carp. Although Yu Cheng didn't eat him The dishes were hand-ordered, but I still ate with relish, I just didn't lick the plate.

As a chef, the happiest thing is to see that the dishes I cook are completely eaten. This is much more effective than the "delicious" praise from the mouth. Level" judge bit his chopsticks, supported his head with his hands, tilted his head and smiled at him: "Every time I watch you eat, I always eat more than half a bowl. It seems that I am eating too slowly. I will have nothing to eat later gone."

Yu Cheng took the paper towel on the table and wiped his mouth, "Do you like to compete with others for food?"

"No, just, seeing how well you eat, your appetite will improve a lot."

Yu Cheng glanced at the half bowl of rice left in front of Tang An, only to be belatedly aware that Tang An seemed to eat very little in every meal, and he liked to drink soup and water, and he had to drink soup before meals , You must drink half a glass of water without cooking soup, but he didn't ask, after all, everyone's living habits are different.

In the afternoon, Tang An went to the bedroom to take a nap as usual, and he could sleep peacefully and comfortably on weekdays, but today, for some reason, Yu Cheng, who was sitting in the living room, made a call every now and then, one on the left and one on the right, and once in a while. The door, it's not that the sound insulation of the room is not good, it's because the action of standing up and opening the door was too big, accompanied by the sound of heavy objects falling to the ground. Roommate, bear with it, who doesn't have any personal affairs?

Until the fourth time, not only the sound of the doorbell and the impact of heavy objects, but also mixed with a few male voices, Tang An was still in a sleepy, half-twilight state, but now he was completely awakened, and there were other people living in the house Well, the most important thing is, there are girls, how can they let people come to the house casually?

Tang An got up, grabbed two handfuls of sleepy hair, and walked to the living room with a little anger. The floor of the living room was full of large and small cardboard boxes. Yu Cheng was talking about something with two people in overalls. Seeing Tang An approaching, Yu Cheng grabbed his arm and asked, "Do you think it's better to put the laundry on the balcony or the bathroom? Also, would you like to see how the dishwasher works?"

"What dishwasher?" Tang An didn't understand the situation for a while.

"No, look, the order I placed two days ago was for washing machines, dishwashers, and robot vacuums."

Tang An was dumbfounded, and asked you to contract the sanitation of the area other than the kitchen. Is this how you contracted?And don't you have a washing machine at home?The landlord has a washing machine, so what was in his mind, he asked, "Isn't there a washing machine at home? Also, does the dishwasher really work? Is it clean?"

Before it was Yu Cheng's turn to answer, the master who came to install him immediately took over the conversation: "Hello, sir." The master was very polite, first nodded to Tang An, then spread his palms, pointing to Yu Cheng, "this gentleman chooses They are all customized by our company. The washing machine can clean clothes, remove bacteria and dry them, and the washed clothes are soft and clean without hurting the skin.”

"That's right, I just saw their advertising slogan, that sour and artistic sentence, what is it?" Yu Cheng said and forgot again, turning his head to look at the master.

The master hurriedly took up the conversation again: "Let your clothes be like clouds, tightly surrounding you."

Tang An suddenly got goosebumps, picked up the bill on the table and glanced at it, I'll go!This washing machine is more than 3 yuan. This young fool's money is really easy to make.

The master was busy introducing the dishwasher again: "This, the latest dishwasher, is made of the same material as the most advanced spaceship. It is not afraid of high temperature or low temperature, and it is as hard as a rock. Just pour in the special dishwashing liquid, and the washed bowl will be as clean as a jade plate, shining compellingly, without oil stains, leaving no peculiar smell, and it is waterless and sterile. Every family is worth having. If you love your wife, you can I'm going to buy my wife a dishwasher..."

"Cough, cough," Tang An hurriedly interrupted him: "Okay, master, your eloquence, you didn't go to talk about cross talk, it's really a shame of you!" What kind of wife, bah.

The master said solemnly: "You are amazing, you are really the reincarnation of Kong Ming, and things are as good as God. I used to talk about cross talk, but recently I have no money to eat, so I come to run business part-time."

"Hahahaha," Yu Cheng was amused by the master, he wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and patted Tang An on the shoulder, "Brother really loves you, I love you for cooking and washing dishes, I'm afraid of your hard work , What a pity, if you were a girl, I would consider marrying you as my wife, hahahaha!" Hmph, washing dishes is so easy to get hurt, the night before yesterday, Yu Nuo was grabbing a bowl, dropped a bowl, and almost cut it Hands, the night before yesterday, Tang An didn't dare to let Yu Nuo wash the dishes, and rushed to wash them in front of Yu Nuo, and broke another plate, and almost cut his hand, Yu Cheng thought, if your hand hurts, you can do it at home. Didn't the work of cooking fall on my head?Then I am willing to do it, but you also refuse to eat it?Let's do it once and for all.

"..." Wife, your sister's wife!

"..." The installer said that he didn't know how to speak, and he was ashamed of himself for talking about cross talk!

Yu Cheng was very satisfied, like an uncle, playing with the round robot sweeper like a small flying saucer, "Hey, who is that, master, let me introduce this sweeper."

"Okay, sir," the master walked in front of Yu Cheng with small steps, "this sweeping robot is equipped with an intelligent automatic voice system. You only need to open your mouth to input instructions, and he can recognize it within ten meters, or you just press the button Turn on the switch, and then do what you want to do, what to do, your cute robot will clean the ground, usually just take out the garbage and charge after use.”

Yu Cheng was even more satisfied, he beckoned the master to install it quickly, and asked Tang An for his opinion from time to time, what advice could Tang An have?The domineering president Yu Zong even has a unique grammar for asking for meaning: "Tang An, is it okay to put the dishwasher here? It just fits your height, so you don't need to bend over too much. Well, that's it, here it is." "Put the washing machine here." On the balcony, you don’t need to take a few extra steps to dry the clothes, what do you think? I think it’s good.” Before Tang An could express his opinion, all installations have been completed.

"Ah! You're done! Comfortable!" The domineering president, Mr. Yu, lay down on the sofa in a big character shape, and casually ordered the robot. When he just recorded the voice, he gave the robot a name, little machine, "Little machine, sweep the floor Down."

"Okay, I am handsome, extraordinary, elegant, and flawless Mr. Yu, and I will start cleaning the little machine."

"Is this the housework distribution law you mentioned?" Tang An couldn't help asking.

"Isn't this good? Anything that can be solved with money is not a problem!"

Tang An looked at the sweeping machine with a dark face and bumped into the two foam boxes that the master had just installed and didn't take away. Tang An felt headaches, toothaches, and stomach pains. His body was less than one-fifth of the size of the foam box. He stepped forward and turned off the sweeper. The buzzing stopped immediately, and Yu Cheng muffled a voice: "Little machine, why don't you sweep it?"

"Sweep your sister, sweep," Tang An couldn't help but stepped forward and gave him a kick, "Don't you see how embarrassing you are, young master, why don't you take a look at the situation?"

"Ah?" Yu Chenggang relaxed and almost fell asleep, half-closed his eyes, turned his head to face Tang An, "I don't have a sister, and if I have a sister, I can't sweep it away. You do have a sister, but you can't bear it." .”

The chicken told the duck that Tang An's head hurt even more, so he kicked him again, and went back to the bedroom to catch up on sleep.