Mary the vulture

"Do you believe in fate?" I asked Huang Yaoshi.

"Why, do you believe it?" Huang Yaoshi asked back

"If I say that you, me, and everything in this world are actually just a storybook written by someone else, a fictional world, do you believe it?"

Huang Yaoshi didn't answer my question, but said with great interest: "Oh, this is about me?"

"It's about your daughter and son-in-law, you're just a soy sauce maker." A heavy beef fork soy sauce.

Huang Yaoshi was silent for a while, Fang Qing coughed and asked, "What about you? What's your relationship with her?"

I didn't understand for a while he asked a lot, who is this TA?It took a while to realize that this guy was asking another question in disguise.

"Senior sister, am I a cannon fodder in that book?"

"cannon fodder?"

"Cannon fodder is, alas, similar to soy sauce. It's not the main character anyway, but cannon fodder died earlier."

Huang Yaoshi raised his eyebrows, and clasped my arm: "How did you die?"

"I was slapped to death by Ouyang Feng to save you"

The strength on the arm tightened suddenly, seeing his tense appearance, feeling helpless, I couldn't help feeling warm, and comforted him: "That's what the author wrote, there is no way, you don't have to pay too much attention, as long as Find my fellow villager before Ouyang Feng shoots me to death, and there is nothing to worry about returning to the world that belongs to me."

"your world?"

"Yeah, the world I live in is as far away as my previous life."

"If you go back, you won't come back again." What he said was an affirmative sentence, not a question sentence, which left me no room for fooling around. I hate smart people.

"It's more than 1000 years later, you don't know, and I have known you for almost 30 years in my previous life." I can't answer him directly, I can only try to make the atmosphere more relaxed!

"What about me? How did I die after you died?" His eyes were burning with firmness.The eyes are dark and deep, looking at them, one can't help but sink into them, at this moment, I suddenly want to know, if Ouyang Feng really shoots me to death, will he also build a flower boat?

"I don't know, it's not in the book, but you lived a long life, you've lived two books."

"Impossible!" He said firmly, without any thought.

"Uh..., it's true, in that book we are not, it's not such a relationship, and the "Nine Yin Manual" has not been taken away by Ouyang Feng, some things are different from the setting of the plot, run away off"

"Since this is the case, you may not be killed by Ouyang Feng, so why do you have to go back?" Huang Yaoshi said suddenly

Nani?I stayed where I was, not understanding what he meant, and only heard him continue: "You said that the present world is just a storybook fabricated by others. The beginning of this storybook has been changed, and the ending will definitely not be the same as before. Like. You said in the script that you died to save me, then the person Ouyang Feng originally wanted to kill should be me, and he wanted to kill me only for the sake of Huashan's less opponents in the sword debate or for the sake of "Nine Yins". ", now that he has obtained the "Nine Yin Manual", it is no surprise that he is number one in martial arts, so why come to kill me?"

Is this the prototype version of the 'Butterfly Effect' in the Southern Song Dynasty?

I froze in place, thinking about what Huang Yaoshi said.If the reason for the development of the matter has changed from the beginning, then the subsequent events will not happen again, and I will not repeat the tragic fate of the original work. If this is the case, why do I have to go back?

"The "Nine Yin Manual" is not the only copy in Ouyang Feng's hands. Wang Chongyang carved it on the roof of a stone room in the tomb of the living dead. If I 'go back', I will treat this secret as my last gift. Your gift is ready, if" I thought for a while, finally made up my mind and said: "If I don't 'go back', you should practice this kung fu well, otherwise, when Ouyang Feng has mastered the kung fu in the scriptures, you will only have To be completely abused, you have to practice first..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was blocked back by a sudden kiss.The kiss that was not gentle was full of pleasure, the joy that seemed to be regained, and also like to relieve hatred, sucking with all his strength, it seemed that the air had been used up, and it was difficult to breathe intuitively.

After a long time, he let go of me, panting and said: "You said 'not going back', not 'won't go back', don't make excuses, don't break your promise and lose weight"

I:……

Why do I suddenly feel like a thief again?Forget it, stay here, stay here, there is nothing good to go back, and I still owe the electricity bill for three months, if I go back, I have to make up for it, forget it.

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How to solve the twisted plot

The wind blows the bamboo curtain, sending bursts of fragrance of lotus.The afternoon light came in from the window, and shone on a small couch. On the couch lay a little boy carved in pink and jade. He was only five or six years old, and he was listening to a story with his eyes wide open.Incense was burned on the case, and the light smoke made people fall asleep

"So, just like in a fairy tale, the prince and princess went to the ancient tomb and found the treasure of the martial arts "Nine Yins" and returned to Peach Blossom Island happily. It was discovered that they stole the "Nine Yin Manual" and fled off the island..." The young woman leaning on the side of the small slum was dignified and beautiful, but raised her hand and yawned without hesitation.

"Mother, you made a mistake. You promised to talk about "Snow White", but you talked about "Legend of the Condor Heroes"" After the boy on the couch finished speaking, he got up and grabbed the young woman's shoulder and shook it desperately.

"It's pretty clear you got the share, you brat." After the young woman finished speaking, she raised her hand and yawned again, then turned around and walked out. "I'm too sleepy. Let's talk at night. I'll sleep first."

This young woman dressed in white and rich skin and with a tiao silk soul is the unworthy heroine of this article, Comrade Mei Mary.And the kid who stomped on Xiaotashang was her son Huang Xiaoming.

That's right, it's not Huang Rong, it's Huang Xiaoming.Since the baby was born five years ago, Comrade Mary, regardless of her postpartum weakness, suddenly yelled, "Why is it a boy?" and muttered to her husband and doctor's puzzled eyes, "Do you want Guo Jing and Huang Rong to have sex?" ', and fainted as soon as he tilted his head.After waking up, Mary understood that the plot of Shooting the Condors was completely wrong.But thinking of the elopement between Chen Xuanfeng and Wu Minfeng not long ago, her heart couldn't help but feel that God was using his unreliable golden fingers to carry Wu Minfeng to complete the plot task instead of her, but what she couldn't figure out was that even so, There is no heroine here, how will this plot unfold?Interested in getting a stand-in?Don't think about things that are too far away, the most important thing right now is to name your son.

"What would you call it?" Huang Yaoshi asked Mary when the child was just one month old.

"Whatever, just don't call me Huang Rong." Thinking of someone who loves phrasing and clichés, he quickly added: "Don't choose too literary, simple and clear is the best."

Someone who was labeled as a literary artist nodded, "He was born in Autumn, so let's call him Qiusheng."

"Qiu Sheng, Huang Qiusheng" Uncle Huang Qiusheng's face immediately appeared in his mind, Mary refused without thinking "No"

"Then it's up to you, you can call it whatever you want." A certain person was a little dizzy from the joy of becoming a father. .

If you have to call a celebrity stage name, you should change it. "Let's call it Xiao Ming, Kong Ming's Ming" has the same pronunciation and different words. Even if Huang Xiaoming crosses it, it is still a reference, not plagiarism.

"Okay" Just like that, Huang Xiaoming's name was finalized, and he didn't even know how busy he was in that world more than 1000 years later.To help the grandmother cross the road, to help mother with housework, to help classmates solve difficulties, to run [-] kilometers an hour to meet Xiaohong... the almighty Xiao Ming, like his father, is just too busy.

The grass grows and the warbler flies, autumn goes to spring, and sixteen cold and hot days pass in a blink of an eye. This year, seven out of ten Huang Xiaoming classmates have black-cut eyebrows, lacquered eyes, knife-cut noses, and sword-thin lips.Standing in the peach blossom forest in Linfeng, when a gust of wind passes by, the peach petals fall on the shoulders, which should make many girls lose their minds.It's a pity that there are no girls on Peach Blossom Island, only a pair of strange parents and a group of dumb servants who can't speak.No one appreciates his beauty, only senior brothers Qu and Lu who visit on time every year will praise him, and it is nothing more than the improvement of martial arts.

He didn't like to hear these things, and he didn't like these two senior brothers that much.These two men had great respect for their father, but they were very rude to their mother.Once in the sword-testing pavilion, after his father left, Senior Brother Qu angrily went to strangle his mother's neck.It seems that it is because the mother is his daughter that he is a fool, but in fact Senior Brother Qu's daughter doesn't seem to be stupid.He was so scared that he quickly drew his sword and stood up.Although this mother sometimes seems very unreliable, but she is always her own mother, so it is necessary to protect her. .

"Xiao Ming, where are you? Your mother is calling you for dinner." The mother's call came from a distance, so gentle and so ambiguous.

When he returned to the house, he saw that the food on the table had been eaten long ago, but his mother still had an unsatisfied expression on his face, "Your father managed to cook, but he cooked so little, and the dumb servant will cook it for you again later." A little bit, where did you go just now? Come back early, it’s enough to eat.” After speaking, a certain woman lowered her head, obviously exaggerating and not saying what she meant.

"Study the array in the peach blossom forest"

"Oh, let me just say, the peaches are not yet ripe, where are you doing?" Dear Mother Mary, can you change your foodie nature a little bit?

At this moment, Huang Yaoshi came, "Your mother wants to eat peaches, go, change the formation according to the picture I gave you last time, so that peaches can grow sooner."

On this day, Xiao Ming decided to run away from home.He was going to see the outside world, the world outside Peach Blossom Island, the rivers and lakes mentioned by Senior Brother Qu and Senior Brother Lu, and stay away from these two abnormal people.

The moon is dark and the wind is high, a small boat slowly leaves the shore, rides the wind, and heads west, full of young people's fantasies about the rivers and lakes.

Three years later, the boy returned and said to his father, Huang Yaoshi, "I beg my father to write a letter, and I want to marry Miss Ouyang."

Mary interjected: "Which Miss Ouyang?" It can't be such a coincidence!

Xiao Ming lowered his head and smiled softly and shyly: "Miss Ouyang Rong, the granddaughter of Ouyang Feng, the owner of White Camel Mountain in the Western Regions."

Two bolts of lightning flashed behind Mary, and thunder rolled.Ignoring the burning feeling of being hacked, she asked tremblingly: "Is there a kid named Guo Jing who also likes him, and this girl only has eyes for that kid, and can't see you at all?"

"Mother, how do you know?" For the first time in his life, Xiao Ming felt a kind of respect for his mother from the bottom of his heart.

"You want to marry the old poison's granddaughter, so I'm just a generation shorter than him?" Huang Yaoshi said coldly.

Mary also persuaded: "Treasure life, stay away from the heroine, that girl likes a kid named Guo, it's useless if you force it! Do you know that you are playing the role of her father in the original plot, and you have nothing to do with the heroine?" Those who are difficult to match for the heroine will not end well." It turns out that the plot can still be so crooked.

His mother started talking again that he didn't understand. orz

"The kid surnamed Guo has a marriage contract with Mongolia and cannot marry her, but her father, Mr. Ouyang Ke, wanted to betroth her to the young prince of the Kingdom of Jin, but she did not agree. She said that she would rather marry me than the young prince. I was in a hurry to go home and report to you.”

"Even so, you still have no results. The Guo family boy will marry her eventually, so don't be cannon fodder," Mary said.

"In the final analysis, you just disagree," the young man said coldly.

"Yes" Huang Yaoshi also said bluntly, although he has always been proud of etiquette, but he is a generation shorter than Ouyang Feng, how do you let him do it when Huashan discusses swords?ah?ah?

"Hmph, I want to marry her." The young man went out angrily, rushed to the shore, jumped into the boat, and sailed towards the girl he loved.

As for whether Miss Ouyang Rong, the stand-in heroine, married him, well, that's another story.

The author has something to say: Between the pursuit of life and the heroine, the heroine finally chose to give up her pursuit of life (traveling back to modern times) and stay with the heroine. Due to saving a lot of sadistic plots, the changes were relatively large, resulting in the heroine The attitude towards the heroine has jumped too much, but if I really want to express it completely, I need to write more than [-] chapters of the sad plot. Alas, I have the time to write, and my dear friends don't have the time to wait!

It should be very disappointing to those who have been following the article for so long, please forgive me for this.