Record of Blood and Tears of Emperor of Heaven

If you don't care about crying, Xiaolou is actually easy to raise.

Every day, as long as you hug and bask in the sun and drink sea water, you can become stronger than a mountain tiger.

It's growing very fast, and I didn't pay attention to it for two or three months, and the youngest set of baby clothes can no longer fit.Fortunately, Gouchen bought a lot of clothes, enough for Xiaolou to wear until he was three or four years old.

Three or four months later, Qinghua Tiandi gradually showed some ways, as long as you coax and hug more, children will not make trouble.

only……

It's just... children are too clingy.

Sticking to Qinghua's body day and night, he danced when he was happy, if it wasn't for Qinghua's powerful magic power, he really couldn't hold him; when he was unhappy, his nose and tears all rubbed against Qinghua's body, rubbing Qinghua's flowing gown dirty Xixi wrinkled.

Qinghua had no energy or thought to groom himself, became unkempt and sloppy, and was no longer handsome and extraordinary.

Qinghua gradually figured out the way to coax the child. It was nothing more than being glued tighter, his chest ached and his hands were sore from being arched, and his whole body was sticky from being rubbed. All of these can be tolerated, as long as Xiaolou doesn’t cry anymore Nao, the rest, just gritted your teeth and endured it.

Qinghua Tiandi longingly thought: Time will pass quickly, children will grow up quickly, and it will be fine if they grow up without being hugged.

But Emperor Qinghua was wrong again...

When the small building grew bigger, what was waiting was a more tragic darkness.

Xiaolou is three years old.

Gou Chen counted his fingers looking forward to Lai Xiaolou's third birthday, and arrived at Yuefeng Mountain ahead of schedule.He brought a whole two big boxes of things, beautiful clothes, and all kinds of ingenious toys.

Holding out a set of tiger-print shirts, she squatted in front of the small building like offering a treasure: "Hey, come and try."

Unexpectedly, Xiaolou put on a cold face: "Master said, you can't take other people's things." After speaking, he took small square steps and walked away with his little hands behind his back.

Strolling in front of Qinghua opposite, his gloomy face turned into a sunny day, with a powdery smile, stretching out his long, fat arms like knuckles, wanting to be hugged by Qinghua.

Qinghua Tiandi didn't even frown, and made a movement of opening his arms. Xiaolou jumped into Qinghua's arms with a "thump" and jumped into Qinghua's arms. The small bracelet was around Qinghua's neck, and Qinghua's waist was wrapped around Qinghua's waist with his calves. Tight, with an attitude of being entangled and never letting go.

The expression on Qinghua Tiandi's face seemed to enjoy the love of master and apprentice.

Gou Chen has been with Qinghua for thousands of years, and he has long seen the insincere in Qinghua's expression.

Take the opportunity to ask: "What are your difficulties?"

"No." Qinghua raised his face and smiled, his gaze lovingly chased Xiao Louyue who was chasing and killing a bird in the open space.

Gou Chen was startled by Qinghua's loving eyes: "You look decent in raising children, far better than those goddesses in the sky who have never had children."

Qinghua's face darkened: "You compare me with a goddess? Do you want to fight?"

Gou Chen: "What I'm talking about is the real thing. The more you make Xiaolou look like a tiger, it's as strong as a small weight. Isn't this a hundred times stronger than those goddesses who have never had children?"

Qinghua's face darkened: "Go back to your heaven to see your goddess, don't bother me here."

Gou Chenyan Yitian: "Don't tell me, I really appreciate you!"

Qinghua's face showed a little bit of sadness and helplessness...He said in his heart: You don't know how much I have suffered from this brat...

After Gou Chen lived with him for two days, he soon understood that Qinghua's words were insincere.

When Qinghua finally calmed down, Gou Chen said with a sympathetic face: "The past three years, I have suffered for you..."

With a toothache on Qinghua's face, he wanted to argue with Gou Chen, but he lacked confidence: what Gou Chen said was the truth, and the past three years have been nothing but darkness!

Ordinarily, the more Xiaolou is Lou Ling, the best among mortal monks if he can cultivate into a spirit. The more Xiaolou looks like a child, he has also practiced Lou Ling for more than 80 years. Children are stronger.

In fact, Xiaolou is not just a little bit stronger than a mortal three-year-old boy, but much stronger, it's a world of difference.

Compared with skin strength and strength, the three-year-old Xiaolou can easily push the wind-driven rock on the edge of the cliff. The huge rock has been on the edge of the cliff for hundreds of years without incident, and it almost fell on the hands of a three-year-old child. This time, he was almost pushed to the bottom of the cliff by Xiaolou.If it wasn't for Qinghui's sharp eyes and hands to stop him quickly, the stone would have been smashed to pieces.

Compared with mischievousness and temper... Xiaolou can't wait to collect all the naughty children in the world. Jiewa in the upper house is all small, and there are places where Xiaolou goes beyond, and ghosts and animals are not close within a radius of three miles.The most annoying thing is that the older Xiaolou is, not only does he not become more independent, but on the contrary, he becomes more clingy.

Qinghua looks forward to the stars and the moon, and hopes that Xiaolou will have a better life when he grows up, but he doesn't know...

Such as:

Lou Yue: "Master, Yueer wants to be hugged."

"Okay." Qinghua opened his arms,

"Master, are you unhappy hugging me?"

"Happy."

"Why don't you smile when you're happy."

Emperor Qinghua squeezed out a smile.

Lou Yue tilted his head: "This smile is a bit weird?"

"What's wrong?"

"Woo... The master doesn't like Yue'er, so he smirked... Wuwuwu..." He pretended to cry, tears came as soon as he said it, the little claws grabbed Qinghua's skirt, and pulled it tightly, almost strangling Qinghua expire.

Qinghua deepened his smile: "I like Yue'er as a teacher, please don't cry."

Xiaolou opened his round black eyes, and carefully judged whether the master was really happy or fake. When he was finally convinced, he nodded vigorously, and then hung on Qinghua with a satisfied face.

The younger Xiaolou is, he is very young, and it really hits Gou Chen's suggestion that he is a human-shaped weight.

Qinghua thought sadly, it was getting more and more difficult to coax, the child already knew the difference between the real and the fake, and his face was almost frozen with laughter just to coax the child.

Also such as:

"Master, did Yue'er jump just now?" Lou Yue rolled over in the open space, his eyes flickering towards Qinghui from time to time.

With great difficulty, Qinghua coaxed Lou Yue to go down to play on the ground, and when a piece of weight was removed, he was both physically and mentally light, and he moved his numb arms calmly and carefully.The reason why you have to be careful... is because if Lou Yue sees it, Lou Yue will ask with red eyes: "Master, is Yueer very heavy? Does it make Master tired?" If Qinghua said "not heavy", Lou Yue will continue to lean on his body heartlessly; if Qinghua says it's heavy... Lou Yue will burst into tears, crying loudly, "Don't grow up, don't get heavier, get heavier!" The master doesn't want Louer anymore, woo woo..." Qinghua really wanted to let go of his arms, so that he could say innocently, "Now I can't hug you as a teacher, go and play by yourself." Thinking of this, Qinghua Hua shook his head, if there was something really wrong with him, Lou Yue would be the first to feel sorry for him, even though Xiao Lou Yue was making trouble, he would most despise Master suffering even a little bit of punishment.Of course, the crimes he made for his master are not counted.

Qinghua withdrew his thoughts, heard Lou Yue's question, and opened his mouth to answer: "High, Yue'er can jump high."

Over there, Lou Yue was dissatisfied again, and stomped over with his sturdy chubby legs: "Master, tell me, how did Yueer dance just now?"

"Uh..." Qinghua didn't see clearly when he deserted just now, so he could only joke: "Three somersaults in a row, it's amazing."

"Wow!" Lou Yue's eyes turned red, "Master didn't pay attention to it just now, Yue'er obviously turned five somersaults."

Lou Yue usually likes to turn over in groups of three, "Why did you turn over two more today?"

"First of all, why doesn't the master watch Yue'er's practice seriously? Is it because Yue'er's practice is not good?"

Qinghua was heartbroken: "Yue'er practiced very well, it's because of my teacher that I was dazzled just now."

"Is there something wrong with Master's eyes?" Lou Yue spun around nervously, "I heard that deep-sea fish paste can help eyesight, Yue'er will find some for you." The closer to the sea, the fishes and shrimps along the coast shrank their bodies and became dizzy with fright, and the waves would become smaller.

Qinghua didn't want Lou Yue to harm the innocent fish and shrimp, so he quickly grabbed the child who was about to leave: "No, no, it's just blowing in the sand."

"Yue'er bragging to the master?" Lou Yue pursed his mouth, and grabbed Qinghua's leg, trying to climb up to meet Qinghua's eyes.

Although Qinghua was tired from being entangled, but when he heard the child so nervous about himself, his heart softened and he squatted down.

Xiaolou caressed Master Fu's eyes more carefully, and carefully identified the sand in Qinghua's eyes with eyes that he cherished more than his favorite toy.

Qinghua had no choice but to put a grain of sand into his eye, and cooperate resignedly...

Xiaolou Yue's eyes were bright and dark, he found the sand, then stood on tiptoe, and breathed on Qinghua carefully.

After finally finishing blowing, Qinghua was softened by the child's blowing, and he wanted to hug the child well, and at the same time the soreness in his hands reminded him not to ask for trouble.Unexpectedly, the more sensitive Xiaolou felt that Qinghua's will was loose at this moment, he opened his short arms and said sweetly: "Master, Yueer wants to hug."

"Fine." Qinghua accepted his fate, Lou Yue came to collect the debt.

Qinghua really has nothing to do with Lou Yue, Lou Yue is a brown candy that can't be torn off, neither the positive nor the negative can be shaken off.

What's more terrible is that the three-year-old Xiao Lou Yue still likes to reason. If Qinghua is not careful, Lou Yue will see his flaws, and then Lou Yue will say it over and over again.

During the three years Qinghua raised Lou Yue, he spent more brains than the previous thousands of years.He felt really old.

Gou Chen saw these things in his eyes, and he couldn't tell what it was like, he felt a little sympathetic to Qinghua, but also a little sad.

The sympathy lies in the fact that Lou Yue's brown candy is too fierce; the sadness lies in... He is obviously not bad at hooking up with Lou Yue, why does Lou Yue treat him like a thief?

"This kid is a bit smart." Gou Chen caught Qinghua's space and said, "You are so young, so hard to coax?"

"It's okay." Qinghua rubbed his temples.

"Compared to when you were a child", Gou Chen was about to step on the thunder point, "Is this called the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked?"

Qinghua gritted his teeth and said bitterly: "If you are going to anger me, get out of here."

Gou Chen yelled at his innocence: "I brought you something with good intentions, but the stool is not hot yet, and you're driving me away?"

Qinghua's face was full of black lines: "Could it be that the Big Dipper is ignoring you, big brother? That's why you came to Yuefengshan to harm my master and apprentice."