My roommate is a dirty teacher

Shen Weixiao, whose eyes are full of stars, laughed all afternoon because of what Old Xue said.

Old Xue and Guangyang are not Xipi, so she still has a good chance.Shen Weixiao faintly felt that Lao Xue treated her differently, that kind of alienated but gentle atmosphere lingered in her ears, and she decided to work hard for the goddess.

The page of the green station is very Xiaojiabiyu, but after a long time of browsing, it feels quite fresh and refined.Shen Weixiao has studied some mechanisms of Green Station’s posting and ranking before, and knows that there will be a month after the registration of the author account, there will be a list of new authors who have not signed a contract. As long as they can be on the first page, or even the top three, they are likely to be picked by the editor. contract.Her writing is about romance, so she read a lot of posts and strategies for newcomers on the post bar. Generally speaking, only the stories are wonderful, the writing is good, and she keeps updating daily, and she will definitely be in the top ten.

When Shen Weixiao saved [-] manuscripts, she still couldn't help but crawl to Lao Xue's Weibo: Big man, I already have [-] manuscripts!The gay friends I met on the post bar said that the writing is very good, and I plan to post it tonight.

Chunmian Wujuexiao: When I sign the contract, I will tell you my author's name.If my writing is not good, I will not show it to you.Anyway, I will work hard! (w) A Xiao who loves you.

Shen Weixiao knew that Lao Xue didn't know how to read private messages, so she quit Weibo after typing the message, and her registered pseudonym was Chunmian Wujuexiao, so that Lao Xue could easily guess her.

She knew that she was a bit self-indulgent in thinking this way, but what if... what if the goddess happened to be interested in her?

On the seventh day of posting on the green station, Shen Weixiao’s articles are not high in the first place, but the annual interest rate of the chapters is surprisingly stable. As a newcomer to the channel, her goal is to work hard to climb to the first page and conquer the editors.

Shen Weixiao and his friend Duanbiburuanyuan discussed together that there are two ways to sign a contract with the green station, one is to wait for a rabbit, and the other is to recommend yourself, and it depends on luck.

Can Yuan has been writing an article for more than half a month. Her channel is Pure Love, which is considered popular, but because of too many updates, the click-through rate is terrible.

At noon on Monday, Shen Weixiao plucked up the courage to recommend herself with her friends. She looked at rows of editors and hesitated to find which editor would have a higher success rate. Thinking of the advice from the great gods of the forum before, she went to the legendary software editor without hesitation. The cute and funny Mao Mao.

After waiting for a day, Shen Weixiao still didn't receive a reply, not even a reply.The gratifying thing is that Canyuan's short message got a reply, and she happily shared it with Shen Weixiao, and without hesitation, she took a screenshot of the short message to Shen Weixiao, "Chun Mian, look, it's Doudou, I'm listening Said she was aggressive!"

Shen Weixiao responded with a few perfunctory words, but Canyuan didn't realize Ji You's mood at all, and continued to live broadcast and edit the progress of the exchange.

Chunmian didn't know it: Come on, Canyuan, communicate with the editor well.I'll go downstairs to pick up a courier, we'll talk later.

Shen Weixiao was a little discouraged, and he didn't know whether it was envy or jealousy. Anyway, he just felt that he was not up to date. After picking up the courier, he couldn't help but open Weibo again. In the account column, he chose a personal account, and silently complained: eyes are high, hands are low , have a hard time.

In addition to her classmates and friends, her personal account also includes some friends she met on the Internet and gay friends in interest circles.

Otherwise, use a large size to promote it?Maybe the editor saw her when the data went up.However, Shen Weixiao always feels that writing essays is a private matter, and she doesn't want too many relatives and friends to know about it.It's like writing articles on Weibo, it's all about writing articles, and it doesn't include any personal things.

Alas, forget it, the story must continue no matter what.The outline and detailed outline total more than 1 words. Shen Weixiao carefully made a table to record the daily data and plot development, so as to deal with bugs or increase or decrease the plot in time.

Ji You's article has already exceeded the word count of v, and she has already passed the v line for the first time on the list. Her data has risen very quickly. Talk about the sorting rules of these lists.

Although Canyuan has already signed a contract, she has never forgotten Chunmian Bujuexiao, a friend, and carefully helped Shen Weixiao analyze the current hot spots in the green station, and urged her to write some hot elements, "Why don't you write time travel and rebirth? Wear a book Ah, the system seems to be quite popular! Your article is too dignified and serious, and not many people click in. We are still small and transparent. If the name of the article is not cute, no readers will click in at all! Listen to me and change the name Well, for example, "The delicate little daughter-in-law of the Republic of China?Doting on the third wife of the Republic of China? "

Shen Weixiao shook her head when she heard this, "Let's be cold! It doesn't matter if it's hot or not. I'll finish writing the 50 words first. When the time comes, I'll write the script for the goddess to review. If she doesn't like it, I will write it down." Write again."

"You are so infatuated with your goddess." Can Yuan scanned her favorites, and the author she likes is also very soft and cute, much easier to push down than that old Xue Ruanmeng, "But always so hot and sticky to others It's not a problem to have a cold ass! No, who are you going to hook up with?"

Shen Weixiao was a little disappointed, "It's so hot, let's code! Have you written today's update?"

When Can Yuan saw that Shen Weixiao changed the subject again, he agreed with a wry smile. In fact, Chun Mian didn't need to be so stubborn at all. If he wanted to be friends with the Great God, there were plenty of ways. Why are you so stupid?

Shen Weixiao’s daily updates are very substantial, because I heard that hardworking authors are easy to recruit. In addition to updating nearly [-] words a day, she also writes some interesting characters from time to time. Maybe it’s because stupid people have stupid blessings. , when it reached [-] words, when she opened the website and planned to continue storing the manuscript, she suddenly found a yellow notification letter in the message bar.

"Aww! It's Mao Mao! Mao Mao wants me!!"

Shen Weixiao was very excited, completely ignoring the roommate next to him who was applying a mask. Everyone was taken aback, so Shen Weixiao had no choice but to apologize and make jokes.

With Mao Mao, Shen Weixiao felt that she was one step closer to Lao Xue. Looking at the signed author's logo on the backstage three days later, she was very excited and wanted to share it with Lao Xue.

Chun Mian didn't feel aware of it: Big brother, I signed the contract.So happy.

After a while, she added another sentence: (.) ​​Goddess, although you said you don't read private messages, I still want to put what I want to say here.Please don't block me, please see my seriousness and determination.

Shen Weixiao quit with satisfaction, checked Lao Xue's Weibo, and replied a few words seriously.During this period of time, apart from the class, I have been busy with the outline and code words, and basically have no time to grab the sofa.

However, Shen Weixiao felt that all of this was worth it.Because of the large number of words in her essays and the stable data, she was placed on the most popular list when she first applied for the list. Overnight, her essays received a qualitative leap.

She still talked to Lao Xue every day, as if someone was replying to her, talking to herself, never tired of it.

Seeing the red ellipsis on Shen Weixiao's dialog box, Lao Xue couldn't help but want to open it, but she felt that she was too emotional, what if she was affected by this millet again.

Don't fall in love with Mi Fensi, it was Guang Zhao who repeatedly warned her.

She decided to trust Master, but she couldn't help seeing the number of private messages from 2 or 3 to a dozen, then to dozens, gradually hundreds, and turning into ellipses.

When it was almost Christmas, Mifensi made her a profile picture wearing a Christmas hat, and she replied with a smile, and soon someone wrote a lot of private messages, saying that they wanted to make a profile picture for the goddess.

Lao Xue's Weibo: Thank you for your avatars, I like them very much, and I have treasured them.

This day was Shen Weixiao's first cash withdrawal, and she wanted to send Lao Xue a Christmas present.But there was still no reply to the private message. After thinking about it, she clicked on Guangzheng's Weibo.

Chunmian Bujuexiao: I am the master of the light, I am Mi Fensi of the old Xue Dada, do you know her address?Can you tell me?I want to give her a Christmas surprise.

Guang negative happened to be reading the reply, and suddenly found that there was news in the private message of someone she hadn't followed, so she opened it with great interest, and when she saw the familiar ld, she smiled.

The other party seemed to realize that he had read the news, so he continued to send it, begging and begging, and then began to roll around and act cute.Hiroshi thought for a while, "What benefits do I have?"

The other party pondered for a long time, and finally typed a line, "Master, may I send you a copy too?"

Hmm... I really don't need this, bribes or something... It doesn't seem to be tempting. Shen Weixiao also wanted to see if the blind cat could run into a dead mouse, and she was even more uncertain when she said that.

Light: Let's make a bet!

Chunmian didn't know it: ah? ……What?You say.

Light negative: If you can let Lao Xue change his avatar within a week, I will help you match.

Chunmian didn't know it: ah?But as I said before, she doesn't like changing her profile picture!

Light negative: (▽｀) ノ none of my business

Shen Weixiao thought for a while, "Then what if I can't do it?"

Light negative: Then you are not allowed to disturb my apprentice anymore.

Shen Weixiao faintly feels that Guang negative is quite possessive of Lao Xue. Could it be that Guang negative has always been secretly in love with his apprentice?But she is not reconciled, she just likes Lao Xue very much!She can bend for a goddess! (At this time, she didn't realize the major consequences of the reality that both of them were women, and the fact that she was no longer just admiring Lao Xue.)

Shen Weixiao thought about it seriously, and agreed with a desperate fight.

Photo negative: Yin Chui Si Ting (==) ▄︻┻┳━·. '. '.

After quitting Weibo, Shen Weixiao carefully saved a screenshot of the conversation with Guang negative to the network disk, and she suddenly felt a little impulsive.

What if she really bends?But... But she really wanted to get close to Lao Xue, to get to know Lao Xue in detail, her circle, her character and her three dimensions.

Her original intention was still to develop into a best friend with Lao Xue, the kind who would talk about everything.

In the evening, Shen Weixiao started another surprise attack.

Lao Xue has hardly slowed down her avatar. Her current avatar is very abstract, black and white, like a cartoon base map without coloring, but it doesn't look monotonous at all.

Shen Weixiao thought about it, she doesn't know how to draw, and it's too late to learn it now, and she doesn't want to fake it to others. The best and easiest way to succeed is to copy the head portrait of the goddess and change it into a colored version.

So she saved the avatar, and when she was free, she borrowed a friend's tablet and started copying. The originally simple and smooth lines were crooked and disfigured in Shen Weixiao's hands.

She put down the pen in discouragement, thinking that she was really stupid, she didn't have that diamond at all, and she still insisted on taking the porcelain job by force.

But after thinking about the agreement with Guangzhao, she couldn't help but continue to sketch. After all, if it failed, she could only pay attention to the goddess silently.

On the third day, Shen Weixiao's soul painting finally came out.

The roommates know what she has been drawing in a silent and mysterious manner recently, and they all come to look at it, and after a while, you laugh at each other, "Wei Xiao, why did you draw a moldy persimmon?"

"No, it's just that the color is more... weird. Hmm... I think it's like a female version of Pixiu... Puff ╮(￣▽￣)╭"

"Is it that ugly?" Shen Weixiao scratched his head and re-examined, and finally changed the color and many redundant lines under the suggestion of his roommate, and the whole painting style is much fresher.

"Wei Xiao, why did you draw this?" Shen Weixiao, who was re-drawing the final draft, shook her head without raising her head, "Uh...uh...you can use it."

Shen Mo has been watching a movie nearby, seeing everyone gathered around Shen Weixiao, she also leaned over to watch, Shen Weixiao immediately covered the screen vigilantly, "Mo Mo, you are not allowed to watch!"

"Why didn't you show it to me?" Shen Mo felt weird.

Shen Weixiao blushed quickly, "You are an expert, you will definitely laugh at me!"

Poof ╮(￣▽￣)╭

Alright, shy little Weixiao.Silence pretended to leave, and the moment Shen Weixiao took off his hand, he suddenly turned around, and saw a head portrait of a character with a slightly weird style, "Er... I didn't see anything."

After the silence left, Shen Weixiao felt her heart was broken, what kind of expression was the silence just now, how weird is it! !

However, she was running out of time, so she had to bite the bullet.

Chunmian Bujuexiao: Daddy, I drew a profile picture for you. I just had sex with you. See if you like it. Can you change it...

Old Xue was just thinking about Xiaomi's brain circuit, and found that her private message had been updated again, because she said that she would not read or reply to the private message, so many people would not send her many private messages.Shen Weixiao was the only one who persisted for almost five or six months, and she really couldn't bear it.

Lao Xue's Weibo: So ugly.

This is Lao Xue's sincere words. The moment she clicked on the picture, she thought it was something indescribable.

Unknowingly, Chun Mian almost burst into tears, maybe Shen Weixiao's coquettish and cheeky behavior has already made Lao Xue stop treating her like an ordinary rice cake, so she directly spoke venomously.

Lao Xue's Weibo: First time?

Chunmian does not know dawn: um|｀)

Lao Xue's Weibo: Why are you approaching me?

Chunmian didn't know it: because I want to be a big friend... Xipi is better (*/＼*)

Lao Xue's Weibo: Xipi is a lifelong steadfast, can you do it?

Shen Weixiao sensed a glimmer of hope, but Lao Xue's tone was very serious, and she also thought about it seriously, "Daddy, I am very dedicated and loyal!"

The corners of Lao Xue's mouth turned up slightly, "Do you know how long you have harassed me?"

Shen Weixiao blurted out: "Counting the familiarity before, it's been five months and 23 days!!! Daddy, I'm very good, I don't quarrel a lot, I just want to stay by your side quietly and be with you. I Although it’s just a small corpse, I already have income, and when I earn more money, I’ll support you!!!”

goddess!Promise me, okay?

Lao Xue's Weibo: 68.

Um?What does it mean.

Everything was silent, and Shen Weixiao seemed to hear Old Xue's playful chuckle.

Lao Xue's Weibo: The answer has been given to you. If you can't guess it before 00:00 tonight, the answer will be invalid.