My roommate is a dirty teacher

Shen Weixiao felt a little sad in her heart, she closed the group chat with a wry smile, and she saw the message from the blue-eyed rabbit about seven or eight minutes ago.I sent a lot of long and short messages, looking very embarrassed.It probably means that the broken walls are not in ruins in the group, so ask Shen Weixiao what to do.

what can we do about it?For the first time, she felt angry and distressed because of her inexplicable kindness. She didn't know how to reply to the blue-eyed rabbit, so she couldn't help but click on the group message again.

Surprisingly, the atmosphere in the group was a bit tense. She flipped forward and saw the conversation between Shi Xuan and Broken Wall.

Immediately, he broke into a cold sweat from shock.

Nostalgia: Da Da, you are so amazing, I really like the setting of "Spring Sleep Like a Cocoon", the setting of Shen Chunmian and Gu Chongcao is so easy for people to substitute Chun Mian Da and Ruin Yuan Da~ Awow~ Broken walls are not ruins : So I admit that I am shou (▽｀)ノミナ: Aww, it turns out that we are really attacking! ! !dumb

Mu Mu: what?Are our brains attacking?

Tumi: 23333333, it's the attack in the text!Chunmian belongs to Lao Xue! ! !I am official! ! ! !Who will fight! ! !

The ruins are endless: it seems that it can only be slanted in the text ∠("∠)＿Oh, poor single dog (*/＼*)

Blue-eyed Rabbit: The broken wall is not ruined, we already have Xipi in Chunmian, and we will meet a good Xipi~ (I am a loyal Spring Snow Party)

Other people's cabbage: the bubbling of the light negative family (w)

In front of the door: ＿(:3」∠)＿

az: Defeat the little chrysanthemum upstairs and take care of the big Oupai downstairs (ˊwˋ*)

Blue Eyed Rabbit: (w)

Breaking the wall without ruining the wall: just a paper (￣へ￣)

Nan Nan said to herself: Er... is this implying that Chunmian is Shen Chunmian?

As soon as this sentence came out, the whole group suddenly fell silent.

Probably the reader didn't know what she said wrong, so she broke the silence first, and sent an emoji of "this group is always suddenly empty", but no one paid any attention to her.

For a long time, Shen Weixiao figured it out on her own, was it because someone reminded her that she had said the wrong thing in a private message, so she didn't reply even if she answered a sentence without a broken wall.

Immediately after that, Shi Xuan suddenly appeared, ending the treatment like a star in the group.

Broken walls but not ruins: Come here Nannan, come to my arms to warm you.

All students Xuan: Upstairs, there is a limit to pretense, right?

11:35

Broken Walls Not Ruins: Me?

Shen Weixiao watched with trepidation, wondering if the whole audience was forced at that time, even Can Yuan himself had to wait seven or eight minutes before replying reflexively, something that seemed doubtful.

But Shi Xuan was not stage fright at all, and replied without hesitation: Yes!

The blue-eyed rabbit seemed to be doing something just now. After seeing the group news, he was immediately excited. He pulled the mummy next to him and cheered, "God! Old Xue is so invincible and handsome! I think this author is not a good guy! "

"Old Xue is not a good guy either."

Although the other party answered mercilessly, his eyes still looked at the hand holding up the mobile phone obediently.

The blue-eyed rabbit suddenly felt that Lao Xue was so cool, and originally wanted to send Shi Xuan, "Old Xue, hello man!"But stop and think, oh, by the way, Lao Xue didn't know that she already knew her identity!

Yes, yes, hold back, don't worry.

The group was quiet, but the blue-eyed rabbit felt that there must be an undercurrent in the dark, and I don't know how many people were staring at these two people.

For example ([-]):

Mu Na: My dear, Xuanxuan in the group got into a fight with that great god!

Mu Na: I see, I see!

Muna: You said Xuanxuan is usually very quiet, but today she speaks so aggressively!

Mu Na: I am also surprised, it depends on the situation.

For example ([-]):

Other people's cabbage: Is that great god the evil one mentioned in the forum?

In front of the door: ＿(:3」∠)＿

Other people's cabbage: Is she really a gay friend?How does it feel weird!

In front of the door: ＿(:3」∠)＿

Other people's cabbage: dead _

For example ([-]):

Gu Qing: Are you going to masturbate?

Flying with slender hands: Don't go, there will be a fight in the group!

Lu Qing: Then I went to record the live broadcast?

Flying with slender hands: oh

Lu Qing: Are you not with me?Let's play black together! ! ! !

Flying with slender hands: Hei*sister (▽｀)ノ I've talked about it and I'm fighting!

Lu Qing: Then I will go and have a look.

Shen Weixiao glanced back subconsciously, Shi Xuan hadn't come back yet, she gloated and lay on the sofa, staring at the phone screen and continuing to look down.

Broken wall but not ruined wall: Hehe, why am I pretending?

Wubu Shengxuan: Why didn't I remember that Chunmian had a friend like you?

Broken walls, not ruins: I have known Chun Mian since 12 years, we have been a newcomer since we were young, and there is nothing to fabricate.

All students Xuan: Someone deliberately suppressed Chunmian, right?

Broken Walls Not Ruined Walls: Are you black rice cents?How to sow discord.

All students Xuan: Then your next step is to post the screenshot of my "deliberately insulting you" to the forum or Weibo, and then you will be honored to be written by you in the copy, and hang a spring sleep without knowing it, so that the brainless rice will suppress the newcomer master Chang Bo!

The blue-eyed rabbit had a good time watching it, and the mummy next to it reminded angrily, "You are the group leader, so you can't keep your mouth shut at this time, are you waiting for things to get big?"

"what?"

Well, she also just remembered that she is still the owner of the Mifensi group who didn't know Chunmian.

"But...whom should I ban?" It was so embarrassing, as if both sides couldn't afford it.

"You're not a literary writer! Are you afraid of farts?" Rolling eyes, "Of course it's the one who banned that rotten wall! How dare you try to ban your senior sister?!"

"Oh." The blue-eyed rabbit obediently clicked the mute button.

Then, Duanbiburuanyuan suddenly found that he had been silenced.

She had nowhere to vent her anger, so she had to come to Shen Weixiao's window again, "Weixiao, I was bullied in your group just now, go and say something to me."

Shen Weixiao thought for a while, she felt that she should not have appeared at this moment of slap in the face.But one is the dearest sister, and the other is an old friend who has just seen through. After weighing the feelings in her heart, she suddenly became enlightened.

About half an hour later, Shi Xuan finally came home, and as soon as she entered the door, she saw Shen Weixiao pounced on her with a smile, "Oh~ sister, why did you buy garlic for so long?"

After agreeing to make dumplings, Shen Weixiao went to the supermarket, and she went to buy onions, ginger and garlic.

"I know you saw it, so pretend?" Shi Xuan threw down the plastic bag and sniffed herself with disgust, "I just went to the fast food restaurant over there for a long time, no wonder they all looked at me with disgust, It really smelled like garlic."

"Did you taste it when you bought it? How could there be a smell?" Shen Weixiao took a closer look and smelled it, and there was no strange smell, but rather fragrant.

"What! Obviously there is, you smell here."

Shi Xuan leaned down and pointed to her shoulders. As soon as Shen Weixiao leaned over, Shi Xuan hugged her tightly, made a shh gesture, and carried Shen Weixiao back to the room.

"Ah~ there are people outside." Shen Weixiao half pushed and half writhed on the bed, Shi Xuan said very dissatisfied: "I'm not happy now, you have to make it up to me."

"Why are you unhappy?"

Shen Weixiao pulled the strap on her collar pretending to be puzzled, Shi Xuan's expression moved slightly, and she sighed and said, "Of course I'm not happy that some annoying person wants to grab Xipi from me."

"Ah~haha" Shen Weixiao felt that Shi Xuan's acting like a baby was too terrible, she was rejected by Su every time.

But Shi Xuan just scratched Shen Weixiao's creaking nest and let her go. Shen Weixiao turned over and snatched the phone with messy hair, and immediately rode on Shi Xuan's body, shaking mysteriously Shake the phone and let her read the group news.

After Duanbiburuyuan was silenced for 5 minutes earlier, no one spoke again. Shi Xuan took Shen Weixiao's mobile phone and found that there was still a sentence in the dialog box that had not been sent.

Shen Weixiao took her finger and tapped it naturally:

Chunmian Wujuexiao: All Shengxuan come back to me quickly.

Shi Xuan stared back at Shen Weixiao's pretty face with black lines all over her face, completely ignoring the enthusiastic "discussion" of another group of people in the group.

Lou Yusheng: Wucao, what's going on!

Tumi: ... the official agreement!Daddy, when did you sneak into Xuanxuan, uh... no wonder she is so nervous, Daddy (_) I seem to have discovered adultery.

Shallow love season: It is said that CP is a couple for a lifetime, and once they are together, they will never leave.Is it just talk?I thought it was greatly substituted.

Banxiu: What the hell! ! !What happened again! ? ! ?What am I missing!

Unhappy: Xuan Xuan, you...you...you...when did you hook up with Da Da!Daddy, you are mine, oh no, I am yours, come and sleep with me and sleep with me! ! !

In front of the door: ＿(:3」∠)＿

az: I captured it upstairs and named it My Old Huang.

Blue-Eyed Rabbit: ...Wait, I seem to have discovered something...

Blue-Eyed Rabbit: screenshot / screenshot /

Tumi: Rub→＿→

Lou Yusheng: Rub→＿→

Feather ink: rub→＿→

Quail: Rub→＿→

Stupid: rub → ＿ → (follow the formation)

Mu Na: Rub→＿→ (following the pace of Brain Gong)

Yuanluo Wuhen: Cough, so Xuanxuan is actually the ultimate boss lurking among us, right?

Blue-eyed Rabbit: According to the comparison of Koukou signature and Weibo signature, the similarity is 96%, according to the comparison of the previous name, the similarity is 62%, and according to the comparison of the previous avatar, the similarity is 99%.Conclusion: All born Xuan = Lao Xue.

Panting, Shen Weixiao held down Shi Xuan and kept her still. When she saw the message on her phone, she immediately laughed softly again, "Haha, sister, you have been stripped of your vest!"

Shi Xuan rolled her eyes, feeling a little disappointed, "I was taken off my vest so easily." Her tone changed, and she miraculously pushed Shen Weixiao back, smiling lewdly, "But, what about your vest? Why is it so hard to get rid of? Not happy."