My roommate is a dirty teacher

Shen Weixiao's expression fluttered, and she almost flew up in flattery, "Well, three thousand in the harem are no match for you alone. It looks good, sounds sweet, eats delicious food, and sleeps warmly. If you don't change it, don't change it. 1 harems will not be exchanged."

Shi Xuan was listening comfortably, when Shen Weixiao's voice stopped abruptly and then she exclaimed: Wucao!

Shen Weixiao clicked on last night's hot topics on the forum, and the impressive three-digit replies made people's eyes burn.

"Did you really say these words?" Shi Xuan opened her big eyes, her chin rested on Shen Weixiao's shoulder, as if she was not tired of watching a good show.

Shen Weixiao was about to cry, stood up eagerly, jumped, and shouted: "No, no, no, it's not me!! These are... I have never talked to this person at all, I have never added this person !!" After turning around a few times, he roared again, "Sister Xuan, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. !!!!"

Shi Xuan supported her head and saw that Shen Weixiao was about to go berserk, she felt inexplicably happy, and said calmly: "Hold on baby."

When Mu Xinran heard the knock on the door, she came in with a look of surprise and panic.

"Are you... all right?" Mu Xinran had a green towel on her head exaggeratedly, opening and closing her mouth, "It's so late and there's so much movement, it's a bit noisy."

Shi Xuan agreed: "Well, she was just a little sad to see the male god died. I'm sorry to bother you."

Shen Weixiao held back the mania in her heart, sat on the edge of the bed angrily, ignored Mu Xinran's depression, and said after a long time: "Oh, sorry, I will pay attention."

Mu Xinran looked up, and the two looked different, so they left silently.

Shi Xuan clicked on the webpage on Shen Weixiao’s computer and saved a few pictures. Seeing that Shen Weixiao was still holding his head and thinking hard, he opened the software to check the layers, exposure and contrast of the picture, and then zoomed in on the picture carefully. He looked at it, thought for a while and suddenly smiled contemptuously: "This picture is really poorly processed."

"Ah!" Shen Weixiao quickly turned her head and stared at Shi Xuan gratefully, "Is it really fake? My God, I love you so much, Goddess." Before she could finish speaking, she slammed into Shi Xuan's arms , "Sure enough, it's really cute to have a great god as a daughter-in-law."

Hey, Shi Xuan shook off Shen Weixiao's hand in disgust, pointed at the texture of the first picture and said: "Look here, after zooming in, there is obviously a blurred splicing process, and the color tone is uneven. Although the person who did it very well Be careful, but since the font in the dialog is added by hand, the edges are not as smooth as the original image."

"There is still a picture of a private message on Weibo!" Shen Weixiao scolded fiercely, "Shit, when did I say such a thing!"

Shi Xuan continued to click on the next picture, and continued: "Look, you idiot, how well these screenshots of penguins are done. If it weren't for your personal authentication on Weibo, you can change your name and avatar. Fishing in troubled waters."

Shen Weixiao's anger remained undiminished, "Hanging her up, whether you can bear it or not!"

Shi Xuan rolled her eyes at Shen Weixiao, and sighed lightly, "Little guy, why can't you hold your breath? Don't you know the truth that things will turn when extremes are extreme? Only when the sores have rotted to a certain extent can they be plucked out cleanly. "

With the words of the goddess, Shen Weixiao knew that she had a solution, so she breathed a sigh of relief and pestered Shi Xuan for an account, but Shi Xuan couldn't dodge, and finally let go after a long while: "Wait for Sunday night, I will Be sure to tell you all my accounts, and you can ask for a password."

Shen Weixiao's eyes shone brightly, and she clasped Shi Xuan's arm tightly with her two little paws, and said in a low voice as if she suddenly remembered something: "Sister~ Is your aunt well?"

Um?Shi Xuan's gaze was like a torch, and in an instant she became soft around her fingers in the darkness.

The morning sun was very clear, and Mu Xinran and Deng Ya's appointment to climb the mountain was canceled because they missed the starting vehicle, so the group had to change their itinerary and go to a temple in the suburbs to burn incense and pray for blessings.

Although five people came together, they advanced in twos.Mu Xinran walked halfway up the mountain and couldn't move anymore. She was pulled and pushed up by Wang Qiao, and lost her temper twice after a while.

"Where is that Tongfu Temple?" Mu Xinran gathered up her scarf and complained dissatisfiedly, "It's not a famous temple, why do you have to go there? In such a cold day, who else is there besides us?"

Obviously it was good to climb Mount X, but I missed the car and couldn’t see the sunrise, so I had to choose Jingshan, which is not very famous but has a good scenery. Although the Tongfu Temple on it is small, it is no better than others. The big monastery is shabby.

The main reason was that everyone agreed at the time, just because they couldn't make it halfway, they would show their temper, and no one would be happy about it. Deng Ya cautiously persuaded: "Otherwise, why don't you leave here after a while?"

Shi Xuan said: "Then A Xiao and I will go first, the sunrise waits for no one."

Probably because Shi Xuan spoke too harshly, Shen Weixiao quickly smiled and said, "Then you and Deng Ya should take a break first? Sister Xuan and I will wait for you up there."

Before she could say anything, Shen Weixiao felt a tight wrist and was dragged up the stairs by Shi Xuan. When she reached the temple gate at the summit, she realized that the place where she just stopped was only five or six minutes away from the summit.

The white fish belly in the east gradually turns orange-yellow, and the salted egg yolk shyly climbs up from the horizon, slowly covering it with a layer of gradually brightening light.

When Mu Xinran climbed up in a fit of anger, he happened to see the golden light falling on the glazed tiles of the temple roof. The golden old ginkgo tree looked resplendent and resplendent. Against the light, only the black backs of Shi Xuan and Shen Weixiao could be seen.

After Mu Xinran and Wang Qiao quarreled, Deng Ya hurried to catch up, seeing Mu Xinran walking towards Shi Xuan and the others dully, she followed behind.

"It's been a long time since I saw the sunrise." Deng Ya looked at the blue and white sky in the distance with emotion, with a smile on her lips, but she looked at Shen Weixiao with deep meaning in her eyes.

There are very few people in the temple, and the guards of the temple are not real monks, but they are very organized and interesting.For example, there are coins with a thick layer of moss growing in the turtle pond in front of the hall, and prayer belts and sachets tied densely on old dead wood.

It took Wang Qiao a long time to come up, looking very unhappy.Shen Weixiao didn't know what happened to them again, and didn't intend to meddle in their own business.

"Sister Xuan, you see that there are thousands of blessings tied to this tree. Maybe we can put the blessings on it and pray for the wishes to come true, okay?" Shen Weixiao reached out to touch the lucky bag. Fortunate.

Shi Xuan smiled and said, "Have you watched too many costume dramas? Do you also believe in such superstitious things?"

Shen Weixiao pursed her mouth and turned her head, secretly said: It's just for fun and fun, who takes it seriously?

"Then don't play, it's boring."

Shi Xuan knew why Shen Weixiao was angry without guessing, and knew that pretending to be confused and apologizing at this time would not work, so she went to the main hall to burn a stick of incense, took two blessing belts and took them out, but she didn't find Shen Weixiao's trace.

Scenic bathroom.

After Deng Ya came out, she saw Shen Weixiao was washing her hands, and now she said hello and said with a sudden smile, "Thank you for taking me in last time."

"Hold in?" Shen Weixiao felt that these two words were inexplicably inappropriate, and quickly replied with a smile: "Small things, small things, don't take it to heart."

Deng Ya smiled shyly, looked at Shen Weixiao, seemed to have something to say but swallowed it again.Seeing Deng Ya's faltering, Shen Weixiao stretched out his hand to hold her, and said with a smile, "Hurry up and go back? They must be waiting for us to go down the mountain together."

Deng Ya walked a few steps, and suddenly said as if she had made up her mind: "Wei Xiao, are you for real?"

Shen Weixiao didn't react, she stared at Deng Ya's face from red to white, and then said "Ah", "What are you talking about?"

"That day, I saw it." Deng Ya clenched her teeth after speaking, her body trembling slightly.