I have become a god with hot pot

"Now, good friend, please take the innocent child and the dog on the sled and come to us as soon as possible, we don't want to hurt you by mistake."

In the snow and ice, the priestess extended her hand to him, which was a friendly gesture, "Jiang Si is injured, isn't he? We will give him the best doctor and medicine, please believe in my sincerity."

Looking at the arrows aimed at him all over the sky, Lan White was a little lost in an inappropriate way.

Sitting on the sled, he looked back in a daze, as if he was looking at Guo Guo, silently waiting for his choice.It's just that the focus of his pupils is no longer focused at this time, and he doesn't know that his thoughts have gone to the sky.

But even at this level, there was still no panic expression on his face.

The well-trained archers in the distance drew their bowstrings neatly, ready to launch their killer moves at any time.

And they are in the kill area where the firepower crosses, if they try to escape, the possibility of surviving is extremely low.

It's just... He's tired of hearing about the "disaster body" that people avoid like the plague for so many years.

These humble ants come and go, and they can only say a few words. After more than ten years, they still haven't figured out new tricks, and they are still the same ridiculous.

Lan White looked at Guo Guo loosely.

What choice should he make?The current situation... No matter how you look at it, it is most appropriate to surrender yourself.

If he refused to surrender, then all the living people near the sledge would be killed together when the arrows rained down.

It is Guo Guo's most reasonable choice to protect himself wisely.Jiang Si, whom he specially rescued, is estimated to be a good man, and he will find a way to keep it together... Maybe those dogs will also be willing to go with him.

If he wants to give up on himself, that's quite reasonable, but it's a bit embarrassing for him to be inferior to a dog.

If he pretends to give up on himself and strive for a chance of public execution the next day, then tonight is the only chance to escape, let's see if he will help himself.

If you shoot and kill on the spot...

Lan White raised his face boredly and looked at the moon in the sky.

There is still a high chance of him surviving, but it is difficult to guarantee that he will not be injured at all, and he will start to operate covertly on this island from tonight, waiting for an opportunity to find a boat to leave.

It's just...then he won't be able to eat the rice cooked by Guo Guo.

Then who will the meal that was originally cooked for him be given to?

The night wind was very cold. Instead of being calmed by the wind, Lan White's blood became hotter and hotter.

His eyes were focused again, and a faint green light like a wolf in the depths of his pupils locked onto Guo Guo's back.

Then... take him away together, ask him to accompany you whether you are dead or alive.

As long as I live for a day, I have to eat the food he cooks for a day, tie him with a rope to me, I can only see myself, and I can only cook for him.It's not over until they die for each other.

...perhaps that would be a good idea?

When this idea appeared, Lan White felt an unparalleled strong stimulation and excitement in his mind. Lan White, who was almost on the verge of losing control, bit his lips hard, and the taste of blood returned him to a trace of sanity.

He forced himself to calm down, and began to quickly calculate various possible strategies and routes to get out of trouble in his mind... It's just that Guo Guo was included in every blueprint of pre-action.

His eyes were chasing the back of Guo Guo standing in front of him. After the priest made the request, Guo Guo stood silently like this.

After a while, Guo Guo's back finally moved, and he smiled unexpectedly, "What the hell, why is it a calamity body?"

After Guo Guo came back to his senses, he put his hands on his hips and started popularizing education, "Feudal superstition is really unreliable, do you know? I thought before, since I can stay in your village for two more days, I should find someone I have a chance to talk to you, since there is no chance, let's talk now."

"Is your miraculous prophecy really accurate? If it is accurate, do you dare to confirm whether the weather tomorrow will be cloudy or sunny?"

Priest: "...huh?"

"Look, you are not sure whether your predictive ability is right or not. In fact, it was not accurate every time before, is it?"

The priest was entangled: "...Yes, but this has nothing to do with the present..."

Guo Guo interrupted first: "Two days ago, you said I was a disaster star, but after a while, you changed your mind. Are you really sure to call me, me..."

He looked back at Lan White, and couldn't find the proper location for their relationship for a while, so he nodded, "And this temporary worker outside the store who helped me skewer kebabs and cut the steamer is a body of disaster? Impossible, he obviously personally participated in the making of the hot pot that you called "the gift of nature's ingredients", how can you turn your head and deny anyone after eating it?"

priest:"……!?"

Seeing that the priest was in chaos, Guo Guo immediately walked to the sled, untied the exhausted dogs lying on the ground, and quickly put the reins on Jiang Si's own dog, "Stay a little longer, and take you Master and the only sailor among us, go and run across this hill, and you will be much safer."

Lan White looked strange, "...What about you?"

"I'll catch up later, let's go!"

Guo Guo let go of his hand, and the dogs immediately struggled and started to speed up, running away with the sled.

When the priest saw Lan White escaping right under his nose, his face immediately turned serious, and he raised his hand and raised his voice, "Get ready—"

Guo Guo interrupted loudly: "Wait, what do you think this is?"

The priest didn't want to pay attention to him at first, but he still couldn't help giving him a look. This look really disturbed her thoughts again.

She saw Guo Guo holding a stack of paper in his hand, rustling in the cold wind.

Seeing that he had attracted attention, Guo Guo said loudly: "Here are the prescriptions for the 'Ma Xing Shi Gan Soup' you drank, and some very practical prescriptions I wrote silently based on the common herbs on this island. After getting these prescriptions, there are several stubborn diseases that are difficult for you to cure, and they will no longer be a problem from now on."

The priest's eyebrows twitched heavily.

"In addition, there are five different flavors of hot pot recipes that I specially compiled based on the four seasons food on your island. The natural flavor of the ingredients can be brought out through the hot pot. This includes the recipe for making tofu. In fact, I have Seeing that you have found someone to try to do it, but so far, there has been no real success, right?"

Guo Guo showed the papers full of words in his hand one by one, showed the priest to look at them from a distance, and then took them back, "The key to making tofu is written on it. Actually, I wanted to teach these things to the island myself I’m going to cook, but I don’t have this opportunity now. I wrote them all before, and I was going to hand them over to you at that time, and let you translate them and distribute them.”

The value of this stack of papers is immeasurable, and the priest's raised hand was not pressed down after all.

The sled had gone far, into the woods on the other side of the hill.

Guo Guo finally let out a sigh of relief: "...I will exchange these, you don't chase him, he is good-looking and capable, he is not a bad person."

"Things are not as simple as you imagined." The priest shook his head, "This time the oracle is stronger than usual. I don't need these things from you. Our villagers will always be able to do so in a few decades. I will slowly find out a similar formula, but this man of calamity—his life can be exchanged for the well-being of all living beings.”

Guo Guo was not easily led away by her: "But you have already let them go."

"It's only temporary." The priest said decisively, "Give me what you have, and I'll let them run for an hour before sending my men to hunt it down. I will do what I say."

"Only an hour? No, give me a day?"

"One day is impossible, don't even think about it."

"Twelve hours?"

"Two hours."

Guo Guo: "Okay, three hours, give me a quick word?"

"make a deal."

The priest personally came over to check the writing in Guo Guo's hand, and after confirming that the words were accurate, he nodded and kept his promise: "Everyone go to rest first. After three hours, the warriors of the whole village will be dispatched to arrest people. At the same time, send someone to inform all the villagers Commander, tell them to be ready to assist in the pursuit."

Her villagers led away, and the priest finally turned around, facing Guo Guo who was surrounded by his own villagers, and sighed: "My friend, your eyes have been blinded by the devil, even if he has The appearance of the angel, the smell of the soul is still full of evil. After three hours, the hunt will be successful, but at that time... I don't want to see you in the enemy's camp again."

"After the fire burns away all evil, you will still be my friend, but now, you have lost my trust."

The priest collected the materials in his hand, turned and left, "Take him to the dungeon and keep him under strict supervision, but no abuse is allowed."

Guo Guo was pushed into the dungeon, and the door of the dungeon was locked with a two-jin lock. The person who locked him in spoke a grunt that he couldn't understand, and took the door heavily, and reached the only passage outside the dungeon. Mouth guarded.

This dungeon is almost invulnerable, and being locked inside, it seems that there is no other way out except the only passage through the prison door.

But Guo Guo was not in a hurry. After confirming that there was no one else in the dungeon, he transformed into a hot pot on the spot.

The maximum size of the hot pot he turns into is 1.7 meters, but he has always been able to shrink his body, such as now.

The small hot pot, which has always been exquisite, rubbed and rubbed from the cracks in the fence of the dungeon. The pots that were rubbed were all red, and then I pulled myself out from between the two fences.

After he unlocked the skill "The Pot Can Fly", it was very practical in a vast expanse of snow, and it was the best action Guo Guo could choose, but he had not been able to realize it because of various mistakes.

Now that the pot can fly, it is necessary to hurry up and notify Jiang Si and Lan White who escaped first.

The three-hour appointment has probably passed half an hour now, and he needs to find the two of them as soon as possible to explain the next step.

The entire island is about to enter a state of martial law, and they have nowhere to go, so they must be prepared to find ships and leave the island immediately.

Although the time is urgent, it is already a situation where the arrow is on the string and has to be launched.Among him, Jiang Si and Lan White, Jiang Si wanted to open a hot pot restaurant on land with him, but they knew nothing about navigation, so it would be too difficult to leave this island safely.

Only Lan White has the experience of sailors going to sea, so he is an indispensable travel member.

Just this time...

After Guo Guofei got out of the dungeon, he looked at the clothes he left in the prison and fell into deep thought.

The clothes are inside, and he can't take them out, so what should he do when he flies out and turns back into a human?

Run naked in the snow?

...Is he shameless! ?