Don't mess with the orphanage

After using two wrong conjunctions in a row, Gao Feng wisely chose to shut his mouth and stop speaking.

He quietly returned to his seat, put on a serious expression of "what are you laughing at? Are you crazy to laugh at yourself?", and waited intently for Lu Renjia to announce the start of the answering session.

Lu Renjia hid the smile on his face by turning around to switch slides, and when he turned around, he found that the children who were holding back their laughter could not help but laugh out loud.

Even Gao Feng raised the corner of his mouth.

He looked blank, and was about to ask the children what was going on, when he glanced at the place where the slide was projected from the corner of his eye.

OK, case solved.

The high-tech projector is of course different from the previous ones. When it is in the adjustment state, the entire place receiving projection will randomly change to another solid color state.And Lu Renjia didn't know whether it was good luck or bad luck, this time he randomly got the most difficult to see "full reflection mode".

Simply put, he just smiled himself in a mirror :)

Lu Renjia: ...

As long as he pretends fast enough, Embarrassment won't be able to catch up with him!

Pretending that nothing happened is an essential skill for human beings who want to save face, and Lu Renjia is even better at it.He lightly knocked on the small table in front of him, and after attracting everyone's attention, he began to talk about the rules of the answering session: "Because it is difficult to judge the order of the questions with the naked eye, I also prepared a few small buttons."

He distributed the answering machines in the "team building gift pack" bought in the mall to the children.

"How does this work?" Ye Liangchen looked at the button on his hand curiously, "Should I just press it?"

While speaking, he did not forget to click the button in front of him. At the same time, a few large characters were displayed on the modified projector-"Contestant No. 5 rushes to answer ahead of time, and is prohibited from rushing to answer again within [-] minutes."

"The second contestant is Ye Liangchen?" Ai Ke secretly observed, "It seems that you can't rush to answer the question before you say it, otherwise you will be suspended for 5 minutes."

In view of Ye Liangchen's quick operation, Lu Renjia had to postpone the game for 5 minutes.

After everyone was ready, he stood near the console and gave an order: "The game begins!"

Because this class meeting is of a popular science nature, the questions Lu Renjia prepared are not difficult.

And the children who grab the questions will not be unable to answer, so their points ranking is basically linked to the speed of answering.

Ye Liangchen and Su Mali, who had relatively developed motor nerves and cheated assistants, had an advantage in this regard.Although they sometimes move too fast and make the system judge it as an illegal rush to answer, the amount of questions they grab is not small.

However, Long Aotian, who is more sensitive to time and numbers, took the risk, and through the way of prediction, he pressed the button of rush answer in advance, and even grabbed several questions.

When the final results came out, the top three were Long Aotian, Ye Liangchen and Su Mali.

"I can have an extra piece of snack today!" Ye Liangchen said happily.

Lu Renjia: ...

Lu Renjia: "Isn't the point not that your study results in the class meeting are very good? You can have some snacks."

Ye Liangchen: "If the long snack is delicious, you can also eat this after a meal."

Lu Renjia: ...

Lu Renjia gave up, turned to look at the other children, and found that they were either looking forward to tonight's dessert, or were calculating the speed of pressing the button, trying to gain an advantage in the next activity.

Lu Renjia: "...Finally, let's sum it up. What have you learned in this word class?"

"The reaction speed must be fast!"

"Physical fitness is actually very important..."

"Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared!"

After listening to these messy summaries, Lu Renjia was about to say something when he heard an answer in his imagination: "Perseverance is very useful!"

He looked at the speaker Ye Liangchen, and the latter noticed this gaze, and even raised his head: "Look at me insisting on exercising, didn't I just win half a piece of dessert in this competition?"

Lu Renjia:?

The rest of the children: "That makes sense... Is this what the book says about three minutes on stage and ten years off stage? We need to find some time to exercise."

Lu Renjia: ...? ? ?

According to the reactions of the children, it is not difficult to say that his theme class this time can be regarded as a big failure in action to some extent.

Lu Renjia had a hard time learning about this, and at dinner that day, he announced a new thing: "I have observed that recently everyone's homework completion and class participation have declined a bit. Do you think you know everything you have learned?"

After saying this, he also felt that his tone was a bit weird, and quickly added: "I can understand that everyone is unwilling to do some meaningless mechanical repetition, but there is still a strict judgment on whether it is meaningful. If everyone thinks Now that you know how to learn, how about I let the teachers speed up their learning?"

"What is this strict judgment?" I have been tired of mechanical repetition for a long time, but the transcription... No, Ai Ke, who has not yet developed the robot assistant, was the first to respond, "Is there a judgment standard?"

"Yes," said Lu Renjia, who had already made preparations and was not panicked at all. "Just like your final exam, this assessment is divided into four parts. The first one is the legal awareness test, which corresponds to the basic training. Classes; followed by hands-on ability, comprehension ability and ability to get along. The last three correspond to practical homework, reading homework and the communication development course that comes with each training course.

"The grading standards have been prepared with the help of the teacher. I will then give you a reasonable score based on your performance. Those who meet the standard can choose to skip a grade or cancel some homework. Those who fail to meet the standard still have to take classes seriously. If you have any objections to the results after the results come out, you can come to me in private to see the score sheet."

Several children had no objection to this. They had not yet taken a formal exam, so they all compared this event to a "competition" and answered it confidently.

Lu Renjia thought about the few test papers he had prepared, but what he thought about was how to remember to go back to search tonight, how to comfort the children who were hit.

In order to be able to do less or no homework as soon as possible, the children urged Lu Renjia to start the exam quickly.

After making sure that everyone had no objections, he simply scheduled the first exam for the next morning.

"Because the graduation requirement of this course is to let everyone master some basic knowledge, the examination paper mainly consists of multiple-choice questions and fill-in-the-blank questions, as well as some short-answer questions." After Lu Renjia announced the examination rules, he distributed the examination papers one by one.

Looking at the confident looks of the children, he began to wonder if the information he had searched before was a bit redundant.

"Everyone is very smooth when doing the questions," he thought to himself, "It seems that they have indeed mastered the relevant knowledge."

It was only when the paper was corrected that Lu Renjia truly realized what it meant to "talk nonsense in a serious manner".

Check out this question -

Xiaohong has a car, and she lent him the car even though she knew Xiaoqiang couldn't drive.Even if you don’t know how to drive, you still drive. There is a car accident on the road. The person responsible is ______.

This question doesn't look difficult, but the stem of the question emphasizes that Xiaohong knows that Xiaoqiang can't drive, so she is also responsible.However, the answer that came out really surprised Lu Renjia.

Look at what Ye Liangchen wrote: [Mingming].

Gao Feng was also similar to him who misunderstood the question.

What he did wrong was this question: Xiao Ming went to buy a bag, and Xiao Hong agreed with him verbally (with recording evidence), asking Xiao Ming to help him buy two large bags; if there are small bags, buy three.Xiao Ming came back and gave all five bags to Xiao Hong, but Xiao Hong was unwilling to give the money, and was unwilling to return the bags. In a fit of anger, Xiao Ming entered Xiao Hong's room and snatched the bags back.Xiaohong took Xiaoming to court. If you were a judge, who would you judge for doing wrong?

Gao Feng's answer was simple and clear: Judging Xiaoming was wrong, because he should have bought three big bags instead of five.

From the perspective of programming language, if "if there is a small package" is regarded as a trigger condition, it can't be wrong, but the problem is that the law is being tested now!

These are just questions of comprehension. The most amazing thing is that in some short-answer questions, the children as "judges" wanted to convict the people in the case, and Lu Renjia found that the people in it violated various crimes.

Leaving aside the crime of "nonsense (actually slander and slander)" and "disturbance (disturbing social stability)", he even saw a person judged by a certain child as "poor enough to have no money" because of theft. bill payment".

Lu Renjia: ...

Although it is not necessary for the children to remember the name of which crime is called, it is not necessary to work together to rewrite the Interstellar Union Law.

In order not to make their grades too ugly, he carefully picked the scores from their papers.As long as you write "what did you do wrong", you will get a point.

Seeing the scores of 52, 59, and [-] in front of him, Lu Renjia began to understand what it was like for a professor to score [-] when he was in college.

He has tried his best.

In order to avoid affecting the next exam, Lu Renjia did not announce the score and went directly to the next exam.

This time the test is about hands-on ability, and each child takes a different course, so when one person takes the test, the other five people can also watch from the side.

The order of the exam was drawn by lottery, and the first one was Ye Liangchen.

When he knew that he was the first one, he was not stage frightened. He excitedly came to the crowd with a kitchen knife and showed a bright smile: "Come with me, let you see my craftsmanship!"

Crowd: ...

Even though I knew what Ye Liangchen meant, I still couldn't help but feel a little weird seeing his image and expression.

Fortunately, Ye Liangchen ran back to the kitchen after saying this, and Lu Renjia sat aside with the remaining five children, watching Ye Liangchen operate.

"What I'm going to make today is a new dish I learned, called carrot ball soup." Ye Liangchen generously introduced what he was going to do, and devoted himself to making it.

In order to better show his own advantages (knife skills), he also cut the radishes into round shapes, and carved the rest of the leftovers into radish flowers or small decorations.

Put the ingredients into the water one by one, after cooking, spoon them out and put them in the prepared bowl, sprinkle with radish flowers and small decorations as decorations, Ye Liangchen put away the knife, proudly said: "Come and try my craft!"

Lu Renjia was the first to pick up the bowl, spooned a mouthful of soup and a piece of radish into his mouth.

Because of the time, Ye Liangchen used the accelerated cooking method. In a short time, the soup has already tasted (the taste of radish), and the radish is soft and smooth, which is not the same as the crispy taste when it was fresh.

This should be an innovative dish, just to have a delicious taste.Many thoughts came to his mind, but on the surface he remained calm, nodded slightly to express his affirmation, and only looked at Ye Liangchen after finishing the soup in his hand.

The latter doesn't care about scoring. He likes to cook, and he likes to share his finished products with those who are close to him.More important than the score is the eating experience of good friends.

He took Long Aotian's hand and asked: "What do you think?"

"The taste and texture are not bad," Long Aotian paused for a moment, "This meatball is made by yourself..."

"I beat it with my own hands! Are you playing your teeth?"

"...Cut it out?"

The two looked at each other with question marks on their heads.

The rest of the people also subconsciously looked at this side, and Long Aotian took the lead to ask: "Your radish ball soup, isn't it like cutting radish into balls? I didn't see you hit it?"

The question marks on Ye Liangchen's head are about to materialize: "Of course you didn't see me making those meatballs. I made those meatballs in advance. They are especially springy and delicious. I even put them in the refrigerator for quick freezing! If you want to eat them later, Just take it out and cook it, super convenient!"

As soon as his voice fell, the scene fell into a moment of silence.

Before Ye Liangchen couldn't take it anymore, Long Aotian asked again: "How do you deal with these balls?"

"How to deal with it," Ye Liangchen was at a loss, "Just mince the meat, adjust the taste, beat it with a special stick, and then knead it into the shape of a ball. In order to keep it fresh, I packed it in a bag and put it in the refrigerator .”

Long Aotian: "And then?"

Ye Liangchen: "...what else?"

Long Aotian: "That's right, there is no after."

Ye Liangchen: ...

Ye Liangchen: "What exactly are you trying to say?"

He didn't want to play riddles with Long Aotian anymore, picked up his own bowl of soup and drank it, then smacked his lips: "This soup tastes like carrots!"

It was only after he finished speaking that he realized belatedly what he had forgotten.

After he put the meatballs in the refrigerator, there was no more.

So he neither took it out to defrost nor put the balls in while the soup was cooking.

The radish and meatball soup turned into a radish meatball soup.

Ye Liangchen: ...

Ye Liangchen: "This... that... If you want to eat meatballs, I can warm them up for you now."