Don't mess with the orphanage
Chapter 1 001
In the white room, a small ball of light kept jumping, trying to attract the attention of the person in front of it.
After noticing that the other party's gaze swept over itself, it quickly said: "Hello, respected Mr. Lu Renjia, I am No. 404 of the Xiaolujiang System. It was detected that your status was changed to 'dead' 0.01 seconds ago. Would you like to Willing to sign a contract with me..."
"No thanks, I don't want to be a horse monkey shochu."
Lu Renjia subconsciously rejected the other party, and while the little ball of light was choked by this sentence, he quietly looked at the surrounding environment.Lu Renjia was not surprised that he was dead.
In the past few days, his sleep time has been seriously insufficient, and he finally lost consciousness after making a cup of instant noodles after he was busy.
Now that he suddenly appeared here, there was only a ball emitting green light in front of him. Lu Renjia was a little lucky that he had no partner, otherwise he would see a ball of green light when he died, which is not a good omen no matter what.
The little light ball is indeed an intelligent system. After being choked for a while, it will quickly react and explain to Lu Renjia: "The little green river system is a good system that is legal and compliant, not the Qiu X in the magic girl X circle. Our little green Jiang System is committed to building a harmonious society while satisfying readers' preferences..."
After Lu Renjia accepted the fact that he was dead, he thought a lot about it.He completely regarded what Xiaolujiang system said as the background sound, until the other party stopped and looked at him expectantly—God knows how a ball of light looks at people! —— when I realized that I should answer.
He tried his best to recall what the light ball said, but found that he couldn't remember anything.
If so, then only...
"Sorry, I don't understand what you're saying."
The lethality of this sentence is obviously stronger than that of horse monkey shochu. Lu Renjia saw the little green ball suddenly stretched out several light tentacles and waved it around.
[Xiaolujiang 404 system applied for testing, and the assigned client was suspected to be a low-intelligence AI. ]
[Automatic detection...]
[The test is completed, the customer number LRJ40401 is confirmed as a human being, the priority is S01, please work hard on the 404 system, and don't discriminate against people. ]
[But what he said was exactly the same as that stupid AI I met before!He said he couldn't understand what I was saying! ]
[There is no error in the test result, please check whether the 404 system has used too many professional words in the process of explanation. ]
Lu Renjia listened to the whole testing process by the side.He also reads novels when he is free, and he is no stranger to the vocabulary of system and traversal. Now it seems that these systems are still organized and disciplined.
The little green ball couldn't get the desired result in the test feedback, and a few short tentacles flew helplessly and furiously in the air a few times, and flew to Lu Renjia again, trying to sign an agreement with him.
"Mr. Lu, think about it again? As long as you sign the agreement and do some simple tasks, you can enjoy a new life! Isn't this worthwhile?
"And completing the task has a chance to get wishing card fragments, and collecting all the fragments can synthesize wishing cards!
"When the time comes, no matter whether it is to wish to return to your original world to be resurrected, or to gain wealth, status and beauties in the mission world, you only need to make a simple wish!
"As long as you click the link below to download... No, just sign the agreement with me!"
Lu Renjia didn't sound right. Collect all the fragments to win the award and click the link below to download. Isn't it the kind of junk software advertisement routine of "collect fragments for Xphone12" and "debris collection is always stuck at 99%"?
The little green ball also realized that there was something wrong with what he said. It flew around Lu Renjia and swore: "The last mission must be broken by the SSR... No, I mean that the last mission must be able to collect all the wishing cards. This It can be written in the contract!
"If you want to see it, our fragment drop rate is announced, and you can see it when you open the agreement!"
The hospitality was hard to come by, Lu Renjia finally opened the agreement floating in front of her.He browsed roughly and found no loopholes.The drop rate of fragments is set very reasonably. The more you go to the later tasks, the easier it is to drop fragments. European emperors and non-chiefs can collect a wishing card.
That is, Fragment Four will only drop in the ultimate mission, that is, both Oufei and Oufei have to complete all the missions to collect a card.
"So if the agreement is signed, all I have to do is change the fate of the protagonists and let them live a happy life?"
Lu Renjia closed the agreement in his hand and looked up at the little green ball.
"Yes, it's that simple! Readers will also get a copy of the transformation progress of the protagonist in text, and those who are satisfied will reward you. The reward income can be used to buy various items in the system mall!" Little Green Ball Excitedly fanning the newly formed wings, the more I talk, the more I feel that I am the best system in the world, "And after research, it is found that most customers do not like the follow-up of the intelligent system, so if there is no special requirement, I am Will not follow the client into the mission world."
"Sounds good..." The conditions given by the little green ball are indeed very favorable, and the rights and obligations are all marked in the agreement, so there is no need to worry about tricks in it.only……
"I reject."
"If you agree we can sign right away, go to...
"what!?"
The little green ball did not expect to be rejected, it stagnated in mid-air, and the pair of wings made of data split into 0 and 1, floating between the two.
Lu Renjia conveniently poked a number that floated in front of him, and the latter turned into a ray of light and rushed back into the little green ball's body.
He raised his eyebrows and didn't continue to touch these small numbers: "Is this strange? My number is 40401. Did all the 40100 customers in front of me agree?"
The light on the little green ball seemed to be dimmed a little: "Well... Actually, this number 40401 means the first customer of the 404 system."
"Wow," Lu Renjia didn't expect to be number one after his death, "Then you are lucky, the first guest is also the first one to reject you."
"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo s'>.
"It seems to make sense..." Lu Renjia's slowed-down speech made the little green ball re-judge, he looked at the other side's little green light, and said cruelly, "But I was very tired before I was alive, and after I died I just want to rest, I don't want to complete the task, and I don't want to be resurrected."
I don't know where the high-tech little green ball came from, but Lu Renjia saw that it lowered the brightness by eight in an instant.It seemed that he was a little frustrated with the fact that he had screwed up his first business, and began to speak out what he had learned during the training period.
"Guests only need to sign the agreement to get a chance to fulfill their wish, and there is no penalty for mission failure. Isn't this just a bargain?
"Don't you want to take advantage of the system? It's because you are my first customer that there are so many discounts, dear."
Lu Renjia didn't expect that he could push an intelligent system to this point, but he really didn't really want to do this so-called task.He has lived alone for many years, and he has gradually gotten used to it, whether it is ordinary or not, and whether it is rough or not.
So what if he was resurrected?He hasn't re-invested in this day-to-day life, being a social animal dog.
Since there is nothing to worry about and nothing to get, it is better to just die.
In fact, it's not that he doesn't have something he wants very much. Lu Renjia corrected his previous thought rigorously. At least he has always wanted to take a vacation for a while, do nothing, and just lie down at home.
In a way, dying is a kind of wish-fulfillment.
The little green ball felt his determination, and with the last stubbornness, he finished speaking in a sobbing voice: "Okay...okay, then congratulations on your wish coming true. I'll make you a recliner, listen to me and finish what I said Well, otherwise I will be deducted a lot of performance... woo woo wa—"
The more he talked, the more wronged he was, and he couldn't help crying at the end.
Lu Renjia sat on the reclining chair it created, looked at the green fluorescent liquid flowing everywhere, and said a few words bluntly: "Don't cry, just say it."
"Ugh, thank you, thank you."
Although the little green ball's voice is still very immature, and there is a bit of crying in the voice, but when talking about business, there is still a bit of "dedication".
"With the emergence of a large number of novels, many protagonists have strong personalities and have a large number of die-hard fans transformed from readers. They feel sad about the protagonist's past experiences and hope that the protagonists can grow up happily.
"The wishes of these readers are very strong, and the Little Green River system came into being, creating a parallel world of Little Green River. There, the protagonists live the life that the readers hope for. It's just that a group of readers have particularly high requirements. Changing the small world can no longer satisfy them. For this reason, the Little Green River system has conducted a new research.”
It was quite a challenge for the little green ball to finish this long series of words. After it finished speaking, a green "100 points" appeared on the top, and then it continued to speak.
"According to statistics, a child in an orphanage has an 85.24% possibility of being a male/female protagonist who has upgraded the Liushuang novel, which is 596.37% more likely than a child with both parents. For this reason, the Xiaolujiang system has developed New business: Orphanage plane. This plane is a small world by itself, although every orphan is the protagonist of a novel. What the customer needs to do is to become one of the orphanage directors and let the children live happily. growing up."
"This world where 404 connects..."
"Wait," Lu Renjia sat up from the recliner, "You mean the orphanage?"
Despite being rejected many times, the little green ball still looks like selling Amway all the time.It swayed up and down: "Yes, there have been customers who became the director of the orphanage in that plane before, but the timeline has passed for a long time. When you go there, customer, Xiaolujiang will guarantee that you are in that plane. The only customer."
Lu Renjia was silent for a moment, and when he raised his head, he still smiled with a dimpled gentle look: "Can you take me to see the scene first, and then decide whether to sign the contract?"
After noticing that the other party's gaze swept over itself, it quickly said: "Hello, respected Mr. Lu Renjia, I am No. 404 of the Xiaolujiang System. It was detected that your status was changed to 'dead' 0.01 seconds ago. Would you like to Willing to sign a contract with me..."
"No thanks, I don't want to be a horse monkey shochu."
Lu Renjia subconsciously rejected the other party, and while the little ball of light was choked by this sentence, he quietly looked at the surrounding environment.Lu Renjia was not surprised that he was dead.
In the past few days, his sleep time has been seriously insufficient, and he finally lost consciousness after making a cup of instant noodles after he was busy.
Now that he suddenly appeared here, there was only a ball emitting green light in front of him. Lu Renjia was a little lucky that he had no partner, otherwise he would see a ball of green light when he died, which is not a good omen no matter what.
The little light ball is indeed an intelligent system. After being choked for a while, it will quickly react and explain to Lu Renjia: "The little green river system is a good system that is legal and compliant, not the Qiu X in the magic girl X circle. Our little green Jiang System is committed to building a harmonious society while satisfying readers' preferences..."
After Lu Renjia accepted the fact that he was dead, he thought a lot about it.He completely regarded what Xiaolujiang system said as the background sound, until the other party stopped and looked at him expectantly—God knows how a ball of light looks at people! —— when I realized that I should answer.
He tried his best to recall what the light ball said, but found that he couldn't remember anything.
If so, then only...
"Sorry, I don't understand what you're saying."
The lethality of this sentence is obviously stronger than that of horse monkey shochu. Lu Renjia saw the little green ball suddenly stretched out several light tentacles and waved it around.
[Xiaolujiang 404 system applied for testing, and the assigned client was suspected to be a low-intelligence AI. ]
[Automatic detection...]
[The test is completed, the customer number LRJ40401 is confirmed as a human being, the priority is S01, please work hard on the 404 system, and don't discriminate against people. ]
[But what he said was exactly the same as that stupid AI I met before!He said he couldn't understand what I was saying! ]
[There is no error in the test result, please check whether the 404 system has used too many professional words in the process of explanation. ]
Lu Renjia listened to the whole testing process by the side.He also reads novels when he is free, and he is no stranger to the vocabulary of system and traversal. Now it seems that these systems are still organized and disciplined.
The little green ball couldn't get the desired result in the test feedback, and a few short tentacles flew helplessly and furiously in the air a few times, and flew to Lu Renjia again, trying to sign an agreement with him.
"Mr. Lu, think about it again? As long as you sign the agreement and do some simple tasks, you can enjoy a new life! Isn't this worthwhile?
"And completing the task has a chance to get wishing card fragments, and collecting all the fragments can synthesize wishing cards!
"When the time comes, no matter whether it is to wish to return to your original world to be resurrected, or to gain wealth, status and beauties in the mission world, you only need to make a simple wish!
"As long as you click the link below to download... No, just sign the agreement with me!"
Lu Renjia didn't sound right. Collect all the fragments to win the award and click the link below to download. Isn't it the kind of junk software advertisement routine of "collect fragments for Xphone12" and "debris collection is always stuck at 99%"?
The little green ball also realized that there was something wrong with what he said. It flew around Lu Renjia and swore: "The last mission must be broken by the SSR... No, I mean that the last mission must be able to collect all the wishing cards. This It can be written in the contract!
"If you want to see it, our fragment drop rate is announced, and you can see it when you open the agreement!"
The hospitality was hard to come by, Lu Renjia finally opened the agreement floating in front of her.He browsed roughly and found no loopholes.The drop rate of fragments is set very reasonably. The more you go to the later tasks, the easier it is to drop fragments. European emperors and non-chiefs can collect a wishing card.
That is, Fragment Four will only drop in the ultimate mission, that is, both Oufei and Oufei have to complete all the missions to collect a card.
"So if the agreement is signed, all I have to do is change the fate of the protagonists and let them live a happy life?"
Lu Renjia closed the agreement in his hand and looked up at the little green ball.
"Yes, it's that simple! Readers will also get a copy of the transformation progress of the protagonist in text, and those who are satisfied will reward you. The reward income can be used to buy various items in the system mall!" Little Green Ball Excitedly fanning the newly formed wings, the more I talk, the more I feel that I am the best system in the world, "And after research, it is found that most customers do not like the follow-up of the intelligent system, so if there is no special requirement, I am Will not follow the client into the mission world."
"Sounds good..." The conditions given by the little green ball are indeed very favorable, and the rights and obligations are all marked in the agreement, so there is no need to worry about tricks in it.only……
"I reject."
"If you agree we can sign right away, go to...
"what!?"
The little green ball did not expect to be rejected, it stagnated in mid-air, and the pair of wings made of data split into 0 and 1, floating between the two.
Lu Renjia conveniently poked a number that floated in front of him, and the latter turned into a ray of light and rushed back into the little green ball's body.
He raised his eyebrows and didn't continue to touch these small numbers: "Is this strange? My number is 40401. Did all the 40100 customers in front of me agree?"
The light on the little green ball seemed to be dimmed a little: "Well... Actually, this number 40401 means the first customer of the 404 system."
"Wow," Lu Renjia didn't expect to be number one after his death, "Then you are lucky, the first guest is also the first one to reject you."
"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo s'>.
"It seems to make sense..." Lu Renjia's slowed-down speech made the little green ball re-judge, he looked at the other side's little green light, and said cruelly, "But I was very tired before I was alive, and after I died I just want to rest, I don't want to complete the task, and I don't want to be resurrected."
I don't know where the high-tech little green ball came from, but Lu Renjia saw that it lowered the brightness by eight in an instant.It seemed that he was a little frustrated with the fact that he had screwed up his first business, and began to speak out what he had learned during the training period.
"Guests only need to sign the agreement to get a chance to fulfill their wish, and there is no penalty for mission failure. Isn't this just a bargain?
"Don't you want to take advantage of the system? It's because you are my first customer that there are so many discounts, dear."
Lu Renjia didn't expect that he could push an intelligent system to this point, but he really didn't really want to do this so-called task.He has lived alone for many years, and he has gradually gotten used to it, whether it is ordinary or not, and whether it is rough or not.
So what if he was resurrected?He hasn't re-invested in this day-to-day life, being a social animal dog.
Since there is nothing to worry about and nothing to get, it is better to just die.
In fact, it's not that he doesn't have something he wants very much. Lu Renjia corrected his previous thought rigorously. At least he has always wanted to take a vacation for a while, do nothing, and just lie down at home.
In a way, dying is a kind of wish-fulfillment.
The little green ball felt his determination, and with the last stubbornness, he finished speaking in a sobbing voice: "Okay...okay, then congratulations on your wish coming true. I'll make you a recliner, listen to me and finish what I said Well, otherwise I will be deducted a lot of performance... woo woo wa—"
The more he talked, the more wronged he was, and he couldn't help crying at the end.
Lu Renjia sat on the reclining chair it created, looked at the green fluorescent liquid flowing everywhere, and said a few words bluntly: "Don't cry, just say it."
"Ugh, thank you, thank you."
Although the little green ball's voice is still very immature, and there is a bit of crying in the voice, but when talking about business, there is still a bit of "dedication".
"With the emergence of a large number of novels, many protagonists have strong personalities and have a large number of die-hard fans transformed from readers. They feel sad about the protagonist's past experiences and hope that the protagonists can grow up happily.
"The wishes of these readers are very strong, and the Little Green River system came into being, creating a parallel world of Little Green River. There, the protagonists live the life that the readers hope for. It's just that a group of readers have particularly high requirements. Changing the small world can no longer satisfy them. For this reason, the Little Green River system has conducted a new research.”
It was quite a challenge for the little green ball to finish this long series of words. After it finished speaking, a green "100 points" appeared on the top, and then it continued to speak.
"According to statistics, a child in an orphanage has an 85.24% possibility of being a male/female protagonist who has upgraded the Liushuang novel, which is 596.37% more likely than a child with both parents. For this reason, the Xiaolujiang system has developed New business: Orphanage plane. This plane is a small world by itself, although every orphan is the protagonist of a novel. What the customer needs to do is to become one of the orphanage directors and let the children live happily. growing up."
"This world where 404 connects..."
"Wait," Lu Renjia sat up from the recliner, "You mean the orphanage?"
Despite being rejected many times, the little green ball still looks like selling Amway all the time.It swayed up and down: "Yes, there have been customers who became the director of the orphanage in that plane before, but the timeline has passed for a long time. When you go there, customer, Xiaolujiang will guarantee that you are in that plane. The only customer."
Lu Renjia was silent for a moment, and when he raised his head, he still smiled with a dimpled gentle look: "Can you take me to see the scene first, and then decide whether to sign the contract?"
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