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At around ten o'clock in the evening, the moon was dark and the wind was high. Yi Mingze entered the school from the most remote southwest gate as usual, but was suddenly blocked by a black shadow.

He thought to himself that some little thief ate the bear's heart and leopard's courage, and robbed him. He happened to be in a bad mood, so he must not let go of the sandbags delivered to his door.

However, when he just "clicked" his knuckles, a small white face in front of him lifted up to face the streetlight, his cheeks were flushed.

"?"

Yi Mingze was caught off guard and was stunned. Can a malnourished person become a robber these days?

The boy in front of him was thin and small, he looked like a little rabbit in front of his height of 1.9 meters, the kind that would be too shabby to pinch to death.

The little rabbit bit its lower lip, muttered for a long time, and finally said: "I am Lin Xiaoman from the Department of Chemistry, brother, do you need a puppy? The one who can act like a baby and sucks milk."

The voice is crisp, but with a trill.

Yi Mingze's straight brain didn't turn around, he stared at Lin Xiaoman's flushed face for a long time, "Are you short-hearted?"

Lin Xiaoman shook his head, "I'm not short of heart, do you need a little milk dog?"

Yi Mingze frowned, "Drink too much?"

"Drink a little." Lin Xiaoman lowered his eyes, put his hands behind his back, grabbed the hem of his clothes, and tiptoed with some embarrassment, "However, it's just to express his courage."

The word "confession" exploded like a thunderbolt above Yi Mingze's head.

He was shocked every word: "What did you say?"

Lin Xiaoman stammered: "I, I want to say, I like you."

After three long seconds, a harsh male voice said, "I'm a straight man."

Lin Xiaoman's clear eyes flashed a trace of bewilderment, "Ah, but aren't you short of a puppy?"

Yi Zeming was already upset at first, but now he smiled with pain in his head, "I don't lack little milk dogs, and I don't lack little wild dogs, but I can think about it, let you become a dog immediately, and immediately, immediately, Dog, take it."

The last two words were whispered in Lin Xiaoman's ear.

Yi Mingze's voice was gloomy, and he crawled into Lin Xiaoman's neck with a chill. He couldn't stop shaking several times, and stood in place as if he had been acupunctured.

But not intimidated.

There was a refreshing scent of aftershave on Yi Mingze's face, which was quite different from what he had imagined the smell of sweating from sports, but the strong hormonal smell was exactly as he had expected, even more charming.

He curled his ten toes back and forth for a long time, like a child who was at a loss, and when he came back to his senses, Yi Mingze had already gone far away.

When Yi Mingze returned to the dormitory, the other three roommates were all there, playing games and chatting online. Seeing that the bathroom was empty, he went straight in and took a shower.

He took off his clothes, turned on the shower, and found that the hot water valve outside the door was not turned on, and he didn't bother to go out and turn it on.

Now it's the turn of September and October, and the temperature has dropped, but Yi Mingze doesn't seem to feel the cold, letting the cold water slap on his head and body.

Even so, he couldn't relieve the irritability on his body.

Half a year ago, he broke up with his ex-girlfriend Li Yao. In addition to quarreling too much and losing their relationship, there was another important reason. Li Yao gave him a cuckold.

After all, he is a man with good conditions, but he has grass growing on his head, and he has been sympathized with by his brothers for a long time. After half a year, Li Yao didn't know which tendon was wrong these two days. He ate the grass, and made trouble if he didn't give him food, which made his brothers start to sympathize with him again, and the man's self-esteem was seriously damaged.

This kind of thing is too hot, and he is so irritable that he wants to find a guy who hit himself with a gun and beat him up.

So, he thought of the little idiot who confessed to him by the southwest door just now, who seemed to be called... Lin Xiaoman.

He is not the kind of person who is rare and eccentric. He has seen such creatures as homosexuality, but it is the first time in 22 years that he dares to block the road and flirt with him in public.

From a certain point of view, Lin Xiaoman is quite courageous.

Yi Mingze prides himself on being a straight man, and he doesn't have any unique lofty ideals in love. His life creed is to take root before his thirties, marry a fair-skinned, beautiful, long-legged wife and return home.

Unexpectedly, there was nowhere to find Xiaobaihua, and all the younger sisters who were more playful than him came to him, and they felt restless when they saw it.

Yi Mingze came out of the bathroom with a drag board, a white towel was draped over his bare back, which made his dark wheat-colored skin look healthier again.

The roommate on the opposite bed, Meng Dong, lowered his head and said, "Old Yi, send me two more photos of your life."

Yi Mingze paused, frowned and said, "Last time I asked for a fitness photo, this time I want a photo of my life, what's wrong with you?"

Just confessed by a man, he is a little nervous.

Seeing that Yi Mingze didn't agree, Meng Dong poked his head out again, "Oh, my high school classmate, girl, insists on seeing photos of my handsome roommate."

"Is it pretty?" Yi Mingze asked casually.

"Pretty, Banhua." Meng Dong nodded suddenly.

Yi Mingze picked up his phone, found two photos from the rock climbing club group that he took last month and sent them to Meng Dong.

The dormitory turned off the lights at midnight, Yi Mingze lay on his back and closed his eyes. A few minutes later, his mind was quickly filled with the scene of Lin Xiaoman blushing and biting his lips to confess, and the crisp "brother".

Hold.

He folded his arms and turned over, turned on his phone irritably, trying to look at pictures of beauties to avoid bad luck, but the classified albums were full of Li Yao.

He remembered that once Li Yao took away his mobile phone, and it took more than ten minutes to return it. He didn't pay attention at all. He didn't expect to delete the photo album, and he didn't find out until half a year later.

He put the phone under the pillow.

Looking at Li Yao might as well think of Lin Xiaoman.

In another dormitory building, Lin Xiaoman was holding his mobile phone, huddled under the blanket, chatting with his best friend Chen Wenqi.

Chen Wenqi sent over a half-naked photo of a man.

Priceless Xiao Chen: Sister, my new favorite, isn't he handsome? 【Who is not an old pervert.jpg】

man: emmm, the pectoral and abdominal muscles are too exaggerated, not as well-proportioned as Yi Mingze [Puppy sighs.jpg]

Lin Xiaoman exited the chat box and glanced at the phone wallpaper. It was a photo of a boy from his chin to a few centimeters below his navel. The shooting light was relatively dim. There were two sexy mermaid lines, and his abs were neatly sized. Small "one" tattoo.

But the most beautiful thing is the chest muscles, that wide arms are full of hormones overflowing the screen.

Just looking at it is about to drown.

Lin Xiaoman was born innocent, but he has been innocent for 0 years, and he has never had any wrong thoughts. This time, he saw his pectoral muscles for life and fell directly into them.

Priceless Chen:?If you want to look at your face, who told you to look at your body?

man: But the face is not as good-looking as Yi Mingze's.

Priceless Chen: Wake up!You are so obsessed with him, does he know! !

man: He knows.

Priceless Chen:?

man: I confess.

Priceless Chen:? ? ? ? ? ?

man: That's what happened just now, but the result doesn't seem to be ideal.

Priceless Chen: It shouldn't be, our Xiaoman is so cute, the world's number one puppy, he has a boyfriend, right? 【Panda Scratching His Head.jpg】

man: He said he was straight.

Priceless Chen: wait, don't tell me, the way you confessed is to block him on the road and hit a straight ball.

man: Ah...isn't that right?

He went to school with TV dramas.

Priceless Xiao Chen: Hey, my little silly boy, of course he can't casually reveal his sexual orientation in a school like this.

man: yes.

Lin Xiaoman tapped his wooden fish head.

During this period of time, he has followed Yi Mingze silently for a long time. He even recognized the names and looks of Yi Mingze's roommates. It was not easy for him to find out the gossip from the junior, saying that Yi Mingze was at 10:30 p.m. You will go back to the school through the southwest door.

So, he immediately drank half a can of beer and rushed straight away without thinking about it.

Priceless Xiao Chen: You should proceed step by step, first get your hands on WeChat, and then fish patiently, don't scare the handsome guy by being reckless.

man: Well, you have a lot of experience in love, so I will listen to you. 【Puppy winks.jpg】

After chatting with Chen Wenqi, Lin Xiaoman was like a wilted flower that had been watered, his slightly disappointed mood was swept away, and he stopped withering in an instant.

He opened the Mimi app, intending to go to bed after just two glances, but it happened that Yi Mingze's homepage was updated.

He hugged the quilt and sat up.

The news page shows that a user with the screen name "Lonely Warm Tune" uploaded two new pictures.

It's a climbing photo.

Lin Xiaoman's gaze crossed Yi Mingze's firm chin and straight nose bridge, and stopped on those deep eyes. His brows were like knives, his eyes were fierce and fierce, and he had a sense of "I am the best in the world".

Oh my god, he's so handsome!

Lin Xiaoman sat on the bed with his mobile phone in his hands and was silently excited for a while.

This shooting method from bottom to top is obviously a death angle, but it is supported by Yi Mingze's aura.

Lin Xiaoman directly press and hold, save.

In just 1 minute, a row of prprpr crazy licking comments has been listed below, a large horny scene.

Mimi is a dating app specially designed for gays, and the distance between users will be displayed in the "Nearby People".

I still remember that day when the pure Lin Xiaoman opened the door to this new world full of curiosity, and saw Yi Mingze's body... among the people nearby.

Then he clicked into the user who was only 300 meters away with a deer-like mood. On the homepage, there was a photo of Yi Mingze showing his face while exercising.

Personal information shows——

Username: Lonely warm tone

Characters: 1

Height: 190cm

Favorite type: There is an urgent need for a little milk dog who can act like a baby and suckle, has a sweet mouth and can be called "brother", and those who are obedient and obedient and actively give rua are preferred.

There are zeros floating around in the gay circle, there is no one and no one to rely on, such a top-notch fierce one is naturally a favorite, as long as you post a photo, there will inevitably be a bunch of small zeros commenting crazy.

Mimi has a secret follow function, the follower will not find out. Lin Xiaoman is one of the people who secretly follow him, and he has never commented on it. After all...it is quite embarrassing.

After Lin Xiaoman finished saving the new picture, he poked into Lonely Nuantiao's personal information to confirm again. His ideal partner is still a little milk dog, who can be called "brother" coquettishly.

That night, Lin Xiaoman had a dream. He dreamed that he was climbing to a very high place. The safety rope suddenly broke, and he fell suddenly. Just when he thought he was going to die, he fell into a warm chest.

Hard.

And the fragrance of aftershave.

In the dream, Lin Xiaoman burst into tears——

Even if I am dead and nailed in a coffin, I still have to cry out with a rotten voice: I must get him!

New pit, meme chirp>3

Gong is only straight men, there is no straight man cancer and machismo, please watch the plan of straight men transforming into "shape" together

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And the last sentence of this chapter is from a sentence written by a person imitating Lu Xun's tone in 15 years. Later, it was used by everyone to make sentences and became popular, and various joke emoticons were derived, such as "Shout out: I hate mathematics!" I also saw it here, that is, that article is also used