Asshole, don't keep knocking on my closet door

After returning to her dormitory, Su Cai went into the toilet to solve her urgency. When she went out to wash her hands in the bathroom, she was kicked by Zhan Ze: "Your dormitory doesn't have a toilet?"

Su Cai said: "This is my dormitory." She didn't forget to kick him back.

When he washed his hands and came out, he saw that his bed had been piled up by the three of them, leaned against him, and cursed: "You three are too damaged, aren't you? I'm going back to the dormitory, so hurry up and take it down for me."

"When are you coming back?" Chu Xiang asked while eating an apple.

"Come back tonight."

Zhang Ping and the three of them leaned together at the same time, and Zhan Ze asked, "Divided?"

"What's the score?"

"You and Qin Xiaocao." Chu Xiang interjected, "Have you been kicked out by him?"

Su Cai was about to shake his fist: "You two are destroying our friendship, besides, I'm going to break up with you."

Zhang Ping said: "The two of you are almost enough, don't be so poor."

Chu Xiang smacked his lips, and threw the finished apple core into the trash can: "Xiaocai, then tell us why you moved it back?"

"Why, this is my dormitory, of course I have to move back."

"What about Qin Xiaocao?" Zhang Ping couldn't help asking curiously.

"He lives in his dormitory, and I live in my dormitory. They have nothing to do with each other."

"You two..." Zhan Ze asked tentatively, "Is something wrong?"

Su Cai sat there, and said quite speechlessly: "Hey, why are you like that gossip girl, asking everything, if you keep doing this, I'll leave." After speaking, she stood up and made a gesture to leave.

Pulled back by Zhan Ze, he said with a smile, "Don't be angry, because the matter between you and Qin Xiaocao is unprecedented, and it inevitably makes people curious."

"Yeah, Xiaocai, the love history between you two men is more than Beauty and the Beast, Handsome Guys and Dinosaurs are worth gossiping." Chu Xiang said with a smile.

Zhang Ping also echoed: "That's right."

Su Cai: "..." With a serious face, "No, listen to me telling you what's going on. There is a misunderstanding, a big misunderstanding."

The three of them said in unison: "All ears." They looked expectant.

Su Cai: "..." Cleared his throat, "Wait for me for a minute, I'll repeat it." Really, with that guy, I'm a little out of my mind.

Su Cai repeated the matter in his head, and then began to explain one by one to the three people in their dormitory. After he finished speaking, he said with a sigh of relief: "That's how everything is, do you understand?"

Looking at the three of them with piercing eyes, I hope they can understand, so that I can rely on the three of them for my innocence.

Zhan Ze stroked his chin and asked, "That is to say...all these things between the two of you were caused by a misunderstanding?"

Su Cai patted his thigh, and said happily: "Yes, yes, that's it, Zhan Wei, you are too smart, that's great, you must help me clarify with everyone." Said this excitedly, he held Zhan Ze's hand: "My fame and innocence depend on you." He patted Zhan Ze's hand excitedly: "When I catch up with a girl, I will definitely treat you to dinner."

Zhan Ze slapped his forehead and said, "You two are destined to be together. You can turn the impossible into the possible, and turn the misunderstanding into such a wonderful achievement. Oh, I'll go, it's so romantic."

Su Cai: "..."

Chu Xiang said: "Xiaocai, let me tell you, I have heard so many love stories and watched so many love movies, and you really amaze me the most."

Su Cai was stunned: "No, you..."

Zhang Ping, who was always calm, was also a little excited at this moment, and patted Su Cai on the shoulder: "That's right, Xiao Cai, you and Qin Xiaocao are so wonderful! Your true destiny is him!"

Su Cai: "...!!!!!!"

God damn it! !

Why not play the cards according to the normal routine! !Why? ! !

Looking at the three of them who were completely excited, Su Cai suddenly felt that the whole world view was turned upside down———————————————————————————————————————————————

He was already powerless to explain, wasting so much words, but in the end the three of them concluded: Fate is beyond words!

What a mess!Totally messed up.

Weakly said, "Take your things down for me, I'll go back to the dormitory to sleep today." Then I left the dormitory and decided to buy bedding and go back to my own dormitory to sleep, but I touched my pockets, damn, it's all in the beast Dormitory, why don't you ask Zhan Ze to borrow money from them? After thinking about it, forget it, now he doesn't want to talk to anyone, and it seems that they are no longer on the same front as him.

Standing in the corridor of the dormitory building, it was still raining outside, and it was getting heavier and heavier, and the wind was blowing. It was pretty cool, Su Cai shrank her neck involuntarily, and finally sighed helplessly, and returned to Qin Luohai's dormitory.

When he got there, Qin Luohai was still sleeping. He quietly closed the door, walked over quietly, and bent down to look at Qin Luohai who was sleeping soundly. His facial features were handsome, so pretty, but unfortunately, he likes girls.

Qin Luohai suddenly opened his eyes, startling Su Cai, and asked, "Are you awake?"

Qin Luohai stared in a daze, as if he hadn't woken up completely, and didn't reply.

During these two days of getting along, Su Cai had also mastered some of this guy's habits, guessing that he must not have fully woken up at this moment, and sure enough, he closed his eyes and fell asleep the next moment.

Su Cai wanted to laugh a little, so he straightened up, and carefully sat on the edge of the bed. As soon as he sat down, Qin Luohai flicked the back of his head, hitting the most painless spot accurately.

Su Cai turned her head: "Why?"

Qin Luohai sat up and yawned: "Going to their place for so long?"

Su Cai curled her lips: "It's not too short to improve the relationship between classmates and promote a harmonious dormitory."

Qin Luohai didn't speak, moved his neck, got out of bed and went to the toilet, then washed up briefly and asked, "Is it still raining outside?"

Su Cai nodded: "The lower it gets, the bigger it gets."

"How about dinner then?"

"Let's go to the cafeteria."

"Shall I buy it and eat it in the dormitory?" Qin Luohai suggested.

Su Cai: "OK!"

"what did you eat?"

"Whatever, I'm not picky about food." Su Cai said indifferently: "Of course, it's better to eat delicious food, such as meat..."

Qin Luohai smiled and said nothing, took his meal card and went to buy a meal.

And Su Cai sat there, frowning and thinking hard. He still doesn't know why things have developed to this situation?

There is a feeling that the whole world is forcing me to bend...

Did you say you like Teacher Shao?

What did you say you liked him for six years?

How about confessing to him that you promised to work hard to win the college league championship?

Sure enough, the man's words cannot be trusted.

How to awaken his magical brain movement?

Just as he was thinking about it, the door of the dormitory opened, and Qin Luohai walked in with a large bag of food. Su Cai hurriedly removed the books on the table and took out the lunch box. Qin Luohai put the things he bought in the lunch box .

"Wash your hands and eat," he said.

Su Cai nodded, and sat at the table after washing her hands, looked at the dishes, and couldn't help but ask, "Your family seems to be rich, right?"

Qin Luohai frowned slightly: "It's okay."

Su Cai chuckled: "If you have money, you can't buy so much food every time? It's a waste every time you leave it."

It was an unintentional remark, but Qin Luohai paused his hands holding the food, and glanced at him: "You are really virtuous, there are very few boys who are as good at living as you are."

Su Cai's ears turned red involuntarily: "No, many boys will live a good life."

"But the only ones I know who know how to live are the best." Qin Luohai said while eating.

Su Cai: "..." Shut up!Don't talk anymore from now on!

Qin Luohai put a piece of sweet and sour pork ribs into Su Cai's bowl: "Eat ribs, why don't you eat them with ribs?"

Su Cai didn't answer.

"What's wrong? Isn't it delicious?" Qin Luohai looked at him and asked.

Su Cai chose to ignore it.

"Or do you have a bad appetite?" Qin Luohai revealed a worried expression.

Su Cai: "..." Sighed secretly: "I'm not used to sweet and sour pork ribs. In our house, there are always potato stewed pork ribs or pork ribs stewed vermicelli, with chili, which is delicious. There are also cumin pork ribs, which are even more delicious." tasty."

"Oh, you seem to like spicy food very much."

"Of course, there's nothing spicy or not. Let me tell you, you've heard of pancake rolls with scallion dipping sauce?"

Qin Luohai nodded and asked, "Is it delicious?"

"It must be delicious." Su Cai said excitedly, "Don't underestimate this pancake with scallions, we Shandong people love it the most, especially when we are hungry, dip a scallion in sauce and roll it with pancakes, um, delicious ah."

Qin Luohai looked at him and said, "I want to try everything you said."

"If you have a chance to visit my house in the future, I will let you eat your fill." Su Cai said with a smile, "But if you eat too much, your stomach will feel uncomfortable."

If he said so carelessly, Er Qin started to think again, pulled the corner of his mouth and smiled: "Okay."

Su Cai said: "I'm afraid you won't be used to it." After a pause, he added: "This winter vacation, I'll bring you some pancakes to try. The rolls are also very delicious, even if there are leftovers, don’t be afraid, put them in the refrigerator, take them out and heat them in a pan when you’re hungry, and roll them with pancakes, um, delicious.”

Qin Luohai said, "Really?"

"That's how I grew up eating pancake wraps."

Qin Luohai said: "I've eaten pancakes before, and they're sold there, and they're just such a small piece." As he spoke, he gestured for the ones as big as the palm of his hand.

Su Cai shook her head: "The one you bought is different from our own."

"Why is it different?"

"Your ones are all made in fine packaging, not the most original taste, and that kind can't be wrapped with green onions." Su Cai said with some regret: "It seems that I have to find a chance to let you try authentic pancakes."

Seeing him like this, Qin Luohai was suddenly in a good mood, and nodded: "Okay, there must be a chance."

Su Cai responded with a "hmm" and nodded cutely.

After three seconds...

Fuck!What's the situation?What's with the joy of chatting with him about family gifts?

The defense line was breached again.

... Egg hurts.

After dinner, I packed up. It was still raining outside. Su Cai washed up briefly. He took his mobile phone and wanted to call his parents. Recently, he was very depressed and helpless. After thinking about it, forget it, wait for yourself to be happy Call again when it's time, throw the phone on the bed and get under the covers.

Qin Luohai sat on the bed: "What's wrong with you? You don't seem to be in a good mood?"

Su Cai said with a sullen face, "Don't tell me you don't know?"

Qin Luohai looked blank: "Did I offend you?"

Su Cai: "..." Hehe, he finally understood, this guy is completely retarded!

Horse eggs!

Su Cai let out a long breath, he didn't want to talk to him at all.

Qin Luohai glanced at him: "Are you all right?"

Su Cai stretched her waist, squinted at him, and smiled wryly: "You just need to remember that I'm a straight man."

Qin Luohai froze for a moment, and frowned: "I was wondering, what do you mean by that?" Then he said unhappily: "What do you mean by forcing you with me? What do you mean?" Eighteen faces, what do you think? You have to take your time to improve your relationship."

Su Cai sighed: "Student, you are a bit mentally retarded."

In peacetime, Qin Luohai would immediately kick the person who said such words, but now he is not angry, and he himself feels strange, silent for a while, Qin Luohai said in a low voice: "Su Cai, I don't know how to offend you, but every word I say to you is serious, there is no trick, I don't care if you are straight or crooked, but I will try to like you as I said." With a chuckle: "During these days of getting along, I found that I really like you a little bit, so you don't need to get emotional, let alone feel inferior or anything else, understand?"

Su Cai: "..."

Vomiting blood.