Asshole, don't keep knocking on my closet door

The next day was Friday, after class, Qin Luohai and Su Cai went shopping in the town together after three o'clock in the afternoon.

In the town at this time, because it is Friday, many students are shopping, dating, eating, etc., and small vendors in various shops are starting to sell things...

The two of them came to buy quilts and hats, so when they arrived in the town, they went straight to the shop selling bedding, but Qin Luohai pulled Su Cai out as soon as he entered.

Su Cai couldn't help wondering, "What's wrong?"

Qin Luohai said: "The quilt is too big, and it's too tiring to carry it. Let's go buy you a hat first."

Su Cai smiled and said, "Okay, my brain is quite flexible." Suddenly thought, why is this guy such an idiot in his matter?

Qin Luohai gave him a look of "You're looking for a beating", and dragged him to the hat shop.

I went into the store to see several models and tried on several hats.

"Which one do you like?" Qin Luohai asked.

"I like several, do you buy them all?" Su Cai said angrily.

"Then tell me which ones do you like first?" Qin Luohai looked at him and asked.

Su Cai was dumbfounded, and pointed to a few hats. Qin Luohai asked the boss to take them off for Su Cai to try on. Su Cai was very handsome, with red lips and white teeth, and a fair face. His face shape was suitable for wearing hats. It looks very cute.

Qin Luohai asked: "What do you think?"

Su Cai looked at herself in the mirror: "Very good."

Qin Luohai turned to the boss and said, "Boss put these hats up, thank you."

Su Cai was surprised: "Fuck! Are you serious?"

"Otherwise?" Qin Luohai smiled half a smile.

Su Cai frowned slightly, and lowered her voice: "I'm just joking." Then she leaned closer to him and said, "If you buy all these hats, they will cost you hundreds of dollars. They will be much cheaper at street stalls or online."

Qin Luohai flicked his forehead: "Put on your hat, little bald head, and don't think about money." He said with a faint smile, approached Su Cai and whispered: "Don't save me money, if you continue to do this Xianhui, I'm going to fall in love with you."

"Uh..." Su Cai was speechless for a moment: "Ahem, then you can pay, thank you."

After leaving the hat shop, Su Cai suddenly smiled and said, "Hey beast, no, classmate Qin, how about I go buy two wigs?"

"Wig?" Qin Luohai frowned slightly.

Su Cai smiled and said, "That's right, I'm actually not very used to wearing hats, and sometimes I take them off inadvertently. If I wear a wig, I should be more used to it."

Qin Luohai looked at him, nodded and said, "Then let's go."

Su Cai is happy!Great, should have bought a wig in the first place...

I went into a store selling wigs and looked at several styles. Su Cai didn't seem to be satisfied with any of them, and felt a little fake.

Just as he was thinking, he felt that his hat was being taken off, and then a woman's long wig was put on his head, and he turned his head to face Qin Luohai's beating expression that seemed half a smile.

Su Cai said speechlessly: "Get out!" As he said he was about to take it off, Qin Luohai stopped him and gave him a smile: "You look good wearing it."

Such a smiling look is simply too good-looking, it makes Su Cai's heart thump.

But although he wanted a suitable wig very much, he didn't want to wear a girl's wig, and said directly, "I don't want it, I'm a man, why wear a girl's wig."

Qin Luohai didn't care, seeing so many wigs suddenly became excited, and took the girl's long hair for Su Cai to try on.

"These long hairs are very suitable for your girlfriend." The boss who didn't know the truth said this without thinking.

Qin Luohai said without blushing: "I also think it's very suitable."

Su Caihan, you shameless beast...

The boss continued: "Why don't you take all these styles, so that your girlfriend can also have a hairstyle every day, which saves a lot of money compared to going to the barber shop."

Boss, when did you become blind?

...Which eye do you see that I am a woman? !

Su Cai felt that the boss must be blind, and he guessed it right. The boss is very short-sighted. Coincidentally, he didn't wear glasses today, so he "opened his eyes and talked nonsense".

Su Cai: "Boss, I'm a man."

The boss took a closer look, and showed an embarrassed and innocent smile: "Sorry, I thought... that one forgot to bring his glasses when he went out today... I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Su Cai tugged at Qin Luohai's arm: "No, let's go."

Qin Luohai said lightly: "It's okay, if you like these ladies' wigs, you can buy a few and wear them for fun."

Su Cai: "..."

your sister!When did I say I like it?

Holding a long wavy hair, Qin Luohai asked, "Do you want it? Girlfriend."

Your sister's beast wants your size!

Su Cai frowned: "No, I want a male model."

Qin Luohai put it down regretfully, and asked the boss: "Are there any realistic wigs for boys?"

The boss pointed at a few tops, and Su Cai shook his head. Finally, the boss said: "Then why not make it to order? We also make it to order. It's very realistic and can be made according to the hairstyle you want."

"How much is a top?" Su Cai was more concerned about this.

"The price ranges from [-] to [-], which is very realistic," said the boss.

The corner of the mouth twitched, ranging from two thousand to five thousand? !Robbery? !

Pulling Qin Luohai out of the store decisively, Su Cai said, "Let's go, go buy a quilt, then eat and go back to the dormitory."

The two of them went to the restaurant to order a few good dishes, halfway through the meal Qin Luohai suddenly remembered something, he didn't seem to have enough money, he spent 520 on the hat, and now there seems to be less than 100 yuan left in his pocket .After class, I went straight to the town without thinking that I didn't get enough money.

After eating and going to the counter to pay, Qin Luohai asked the waiter, "How much is the total?"

The waiter counted and said: "123, I charge you 120."

Qin Luohai took out the money in his trouser pocket, counted the money and asked, "Oh, how much is it?"

Waiter Khan: "120."

Qin Luohai counted, and then said calmly, "There's not enough money."

waiter:"……"

Su Cai's knees softened and she almost knelt down.

Not enough money?Then when you enter the door, just say casually! ?

Su Cai hurriedly looked for his pockets, rummaged through them, found a total of 37 yuan and 8 cents, and asked Qin Luohai, "How much do you have?"

Qin Luohai said: "87 yuan and 3 cents."

Su Cai took the money from his hand, and did the math, 125 yuan and 1 cents, hehe, that's enough, gave the waiter 120 yuan, and left the shop with Qin Luohai.

The two walked side by side, Su Cai said: "You don't have enough money to take me to some restaurant, you just go, and you even ordered expensive ones."

Qin Luohai was stunned for a moment, and said indifferently: "This is just enough, so what's the hurry."

Su Cai was speechless, this guy is too unreliable, he didn't have money for the barbecue last time, and this time he didn't have enough money, so I don't know what the next time will be, it seems that next time we go out to eat with him, we should bring more money.

Suddenly remembering that they were here to buy quilts, he hurriedly said, "I have no money, so I can't buy quilts?"

Qin Luohai said: "Nonsense, with 5 yuan and 1 cents left, can you buy a quilt?"

"..." Su Cai was so blocked that she couldn't speak, and she speeded up her pace with her head depressed.

Back in the dormitory, it was only a little after 6 o'clock, and it was too early to go to bed. Su Cai sat lazily on the bed and thought to himself, the quilt was not bought, it seems that tonight... no, it's still early, so I used an excuse to get away and withdraw money Go to town to buy, and then move back to the dormitory.

Having decided in this way, Qin Luohai asked, "Where is your hometown?"

"From Shandong." Su Cai looked at Qin Luohai standing beside the bed, and asked, "By the way, where is your hometown?"

"Guangzhou." Qin Luohai replied.

"Damn!" Su Cai was slightly shocked: "You're from the south? Why are you so tall?"

Qin Luohai looked at him expressionlessly: "There are many tall people in the south, just like there are short people like you in the north."

Su Cai: "..." You must be so straightforward, besides, 175 is not short, okay?

Gathering his mind, he glanced at Qin Luohai, and Su Cai asked, "How tall are you?"

"189."

"Wow, so tall."

Qin Luohai got up and took two glasses of warm water, sat back in his seat, drank some water and asked, "I have a question that I don't understand. Why are your feet so small?" After comparing, he couldn't help being surprised and said: "You are obviously a woman's foot."

Su Cai said depressingly: "...I don't know, where are the women's feet?"

Qin Luohai said: "Normally girls only wear shoes of size 38."

Su Cai became even more depressed: "Ordinary girls, what you said seems like you have done statistics."

Seeing his gloomy expression, Qin Luohai didn't say anything more, but said lightly: "The little feet are actually pretty..." Su Cai was still gloomy, Qin Luohai cleared his throat and continued: "Others may Abnormal is not good-looking, but you have a small frame and a delicate figure, so it is very suitable to have such a pair of small feet."

Su Cai's eyes lit up after hearing this, Xing Xing looked at him and asked with a smile, "Really?"

Qin Luohai nodded: "Really."

Su Cai looked down at her feet, moved her feet and said, "My parents and relatives all said that, saying that my frame is small and suitable for such small feet. Apart from them, you are the first outsider to say this about me." .”

outsider? !

This title inexplicably made Qin Luohai unhappy.

Slightly frowned and asked: "You buy shoes with such small feet..."

Before he could finish speaking, Su Cai's cell phone rang at this time, an unfamiliar number, Su Cai smiled a little embarrassedly, the phone kept ringing, Qin Luohai didn't continue, Su Cai hurriedly pressed the answer button, and connected A familiar voice came from over there: "I said, are you not going to clean?"

"??" Su Cai was stunned: "You are?"

"I'm dizzy, I'm Xia Ying, who you call the big man from your boyfriend Qin Luohai's college in the dormitory next door."

"..." Why do you say so many modifiers!Su Cai hurriedly smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot, right away."

After talking about hanging up, Xia Ying said, "Hey, this is my phone number. Don't forget to save it." After a pause, she said, "Well, I haven't had dinner yet... I'm not picky eaters, thank you. "After finishing speaking, he hung up directly.

Su Cai: "...!!"

I rely on!This guy is really thick-skinned!

When Su Cai was about to clean up, he suddenly remembered his position. That guy managed to get himself away with a small topic, and then made him forget about buying quilts and moving back to the dormitory...

Want to vomit blood.