I Ship My Adversary X Me

869.

Until I sat down in the box, I didn't say another word, I just bit my lip and remained silent, shooting dynamic light waves at Gu Yiliang with my eyes.

There is no other reason, I suspect with reasonable grounds that he intends to switch to Lao Huang's family.

Otherwise, why did he deliberately dress like Lao Huang and insist on sitting in the back seat with Lao Huang.

You see, he is still ignoring my murderous gaze, and his eyes have been fixed on Lao Huang.

He's pretty picky about his taste, so he doesn't mind meat and vegetables?

The mouth is quite heavy, father and son - the wings are hard?Expanded?Are you going to fly?

870.

Gu Yiliang seemed to have reorganized her personality on the way here, her gestures, expressions on her face, and the look in her eyes all showed an uninhibited demeanor of "Who dares to compete with me?!"

He didn't take the chopsticks either, and raised his hand at Lao Huang: "Didn't ask for advice?"

I:?Foshan Huang Feihong?

Lao Huang grew up watching old martial arts dramas, and he liked his style very much. He laughed and replied loudly: "Huang Qianlong!"

Gu Yiliang: "..."

Gu Yiliang: "Oh, my name is Gu Yongzheng."

I:………………………………

Not the Qianlong you think!Is it the Qianlong of Qianlong Zaiyuan? !

No, Gu Yiliang, what's going on with you today?Why do you think and act rebelliously? !

What is this, a new trick that caught the attention of the boss?

871.

Lao Huang didn't feel that there was anything wrong at all, and he didn't give me a chance to explain aloud at all, and said with a smile: "What a good name! Great atmosphere! It's a pleasure to meet you."

I:?No, he said you believe it?

I couldn't stop giving Gu Yiliang winks, and I didn't care about the self-restraint of keeping silent, and I kept saying: "No, no, he doesn't call—"

Without squinting, Gu Yi turned the soup on the turntable to Lao Huang, and said with a heavy bite, "Come, old turtle soup."

I:………………

Lao Huang nodded with a smile, just as he took down the soup bowl, Gu Yiliang turned the turntable again, said with a heavy bite, "Come on, pork head meat."

I:…………………………

Lao Huang picked up his chopsticks, Gu Yiliang turned the turntable again, said with a heavy bite, "Come on, pheasant."

I:…………………………………

872.

Lao Huang gave me a look of "Look, I'll say this kid is sensible", and condescendingly asked the waiter to pour Gu Yiliang a glass of wine.

Me: "Don't—"

Gu Yiliang toasted happily, and the two toasted to each other - Gu Yiliang raised the rim of the cup a little.

Lao Huang looked at him suspiciously, and lifted the rim of the cup up a bit.

Gu Yiliang rolled up her cuffs and lifted the wine glass higher.

Lao Huang raised his wine glass above his head in doubt.

Gu Yiliang held the cup and stood up, and Lao Huang also stood up with the cup——

Are you going to raise wine to worship the sky or what are you doing? !

Seeing that the cup was almost lifted to the ceiling, I grabbed Gu Yiliang's clothes: "Gu—"

Lao Huang suddenly realized, bumped the cup against him, raised his head to drink up the liquid in the cup, and said three times in succession: "The sesame seeds are blooming, and they are getting higher and higher!"

I:?Isn't your logic quite self-consistent?

It's not why you don't give me a chance to speak at all? !

When I don't exist?It's obviously a movie of three people, but I can't have a name? !

873.

The scene became vividly bizarre before my eyes, and I shrank in a forgotten corner, my mind full of questions and unreasonable confusion.

Lao Huang put down his wine glass, sat back to his original position, and picked up a chopstick dish for me with a smile: "Hey, try this, Sixi meatballs."

Although I still didn't get a chance to speak, someone finally remembered me!

I was gratefully biting the meatballs, and before I could swallow a bite, another pair of chopsticks reached my mouth.

Gu Yiliang looked at me: "Try this, soft roasted silver carp."

I:?What's the matter with this kind of death-threatening gaze?

I ate.

Lao Huang was generally satisfied with our interaction, nodded, and put another chopstick dish into my bowl: "Salted Crispy Chicken."

I ate.

Gu Yiliang fed it into my mouth again with a chopstick: "Sweet and crispy meat."

I ate.

Old Huang: "Honeycomb corn."

Gu Yiliang: "The ants climb the tree."

Lao Huang: "Eel shreds in oil."

Gu Yiliang: "Braised prawns in oil."

I--

Me: "Li Te is so dumbfounded?!"

I spat out the shelled prawns and repeated, "Did you peel the shells anyway?!"

You two used me to practice the name of the dish or what is going on? !

874.

Lao Huang glanced at me displeasedly: "How can you still swear, apologize to Xiaozheng!"

I:?This elbow is no longer turned outward, it has already turned to an extragalactic galaxy?Who is Xiaozheng? !

My father's life is hard to break, I looked at Gu Yiliang with dead eyes, picked up a chopstick for him, and said bluntly: "I'm sorry."

The corner of Gu Yiliang's mouth curled up, facing me, but looking at Lao Huang: "Yanyan really has a heart, I still remember this is my favorite food."

Lao Huang smiled kindly, and said with a kind of pride for his father: "Yanyan is very careful. He, every time he goes out to eat, he is worried about my taboos, and he ordered a lot of his favorite dishes."

Gu Yiliang: "That's right, Yanyan remembers all the dishes I like, and every time I come out, I will order a lot of dishes that he doesn't like."

Lao Huang: "Words are caring for people. I accidentally twisted my waist before, and he flew back from Japan overnight with medicine to see me."

Gu Yiliang: "Yeah, yeah, every time I'm filming, he's very worried about me, he's always taking precautions, and there won't be 'accidental' situations."

Old Huang: "Yanyan, he even bought me clothes."

Gu Yiliang: "Yanyan, he even gave me shoes."

Old Huang: "Yanyan he..."

Gu Yiliang: "Yanyan, he..."

875.

The two of them spoke faster and faster, words and sentences came out of their mouths like a cannonball, detailing all kinds of good deeds I had done, as if trying to figure out who would be the father, Lao Huang smiled openly, Gu Yiliang frowned .

As for me, I don't have any ideas, what they say about me is too filial, I just want to sing "Two Dads" for them.

The two of them were talking, their tone gradually tightened for some reason, and the atmosphere became a little stalemate.

Lao Huang all said with emotion: "Hey, once upon a time, Yanyan washed my feet for me."

Gu Yiliang was unmoved and said: "Oh, just yesterday, Yanyan helped me take a bath."

I:………………………………

Old Huang: …………………

Lao Huang's expression became a little subtle, he took my shoulders suspiciously and hesitantly, pressed my head, and whispered in my ear: "Who are you two--"

I jumped up against the case, and said indiscriminately: "Dad—————————!"

At the same time, Gu Yiliang yelled angrily, "Huang Qianlong!"

876.

Lao Huang's expression changed, he looked at me in disbelief, his lips murmured several times, his eyes gradually became foggy, and his eye sockets turned a little red, and his voice trembled: "You...you...what did you call me... "

Gu Yiliang: "Oh, Yanyan called it that way last night—"

I covered Gu Yiliang's mouth.

877.

Lao Huang picked up a tablecloth, covered his eyes with trembling hands, raised his head and said in a hoarse voice: "It's been more than 20 years, it's been more than 20 years! I finally heard this—"

I:………………………

Gu Yiliang was shocked all over.

Lao Huang covered his eyes, talking to himself, talking about his mental journey there, muttering about the hardships of commercial marriage, sharing the same bed and different dreams, and saying a few words about being ashamed of me and my mother, and finally gave my mother the name points, but I still can't untie my knot...

Old Huang: "Today, I finally got my wish, woo woo woo!"

I:………………………………

878.

Lao Huang was covering his eyes and dictating his memoirs, I dragged Gu Yiliang to the corner of the box, stared at him distraughtly, gritted my teeth and said in a low voice, "What's going on with you today?! "

Gu Yiliang looked at me with a face full of surprise, and the voice came out from between my fingers: "...he is...your father?"

No matter how deep the hurdle in my heart is, I have to get over it sooner or later. Besides, I don't recognize Lao Huang, it's just that my mother didn't let me call him that when I was young, and I'm just used to it.

The words have already been said, and Lao Huang Howled started to howl, I gritted my teeth and said, "Then it can still be your father?!"

Gu Yiliang asked with difficulty: "...Dad?"

What kind of bullshit is this? !

Heartbroken, I shook his shoulder violently, "Dear father! My biological father, whose blood is thicker than water and conceived in October—no, anyway, the biological father who gave birth to me and raised me! My old man Father!"

Gu Yiliang's expression gradually turned blank.

Me: "Blank! How dare you give me a blank! Didn't you hear Lao Huang calling me! If you are not a father and son, who will ask you if you have enough money, if you need to take a job, or if you want to come to see you—"

I:"……"

I:"…………………………"

I looked at his blank expression and slowly narrowed my eyes.

879.

Me: "Isn't your perception of interpersonal relationships the only one of nurturing?"

Me: "Your three views are a big problem."

Me: "Ah, now I finally know if you are forcing anything."

Me: "What a perfect closed nurturing ring."

Me: "Don't give me a chance to speak yet."

Me: "Tsk, Lao Huang will finish howling soon, you can figure it out yourself."

880.

Lao Huang held the tablecloth and sniffed, and apologized to Gu Yiliang: "I'm sorry, I couldn't control my emotions all of a sudden, I'm laughing at you."

Gu Yiliang: "...No, no..."

Old Huang: "By the way, what did you call me by my name just now?"

Gu Yiliang: "..."

I also wanted to know the answer to this question very much, and turned to look at him together.

Gu Yiliang's blank expression slowly filled back with color, his eyes gradually focused, and the emotions in his eyes changed rapidly, from the big bang of the universe to the greatness of the universe, to the extinction of dinosaurs, to the origin of human beings, and to the construction of civilization——

The title of The Big Bang Theory was shown in his eyes in an instant.

Gu Yiliang: "Well, Huang, Huang Qianlong..."

Old Huang: "Huh?"

880.

Gu Yiliang: "Although this name is imposing, catchy, and hidden, people can't help but think about it again and again, but it's too unfamiliar to call it this way. You see, it's better to call you Huang A in the future. Ma."

881.

I:……………………

Too much effort!Too much force!

Gu Yiliang looked at Lao Huang sincerely with the gentleness and elegance unique to high-quality idols.

Lao Huang clapped his palms and laughed loudly: "You kid is not only good at talking, but also quite humorous! Very good!"

I:…………………………

Lao Huang nodded my forehead in disgust: "You, learn more from others."

I:………………………………

882.

Gu Yiliang has a good figure, her eyes seem to be shining like stars, and the corners of her mouth are curved like a moon: "Well, actually, my name is Gu Yiliang."

Lao Huang didn't suspect him at all: "Oh, what about Yongzheng?"

Gu Yiliang: "It's my word."

I:"……"

Lao Huang thumped his palm: "Fate, how can I say it is fate! Come, have a drink!"

I:?Didn't you realize that the name was taking advantage of you?Isn't it that the name seems to have taken advantage of me?

Gu Yiliang drank the wine neatly, filled it up again, and said, "If you don't get drunk tonight, you won't return it!"

Lao Huang slapped the table excitedly: "Okay! The young man is very good!"

I:"?"

883.

Why did I forget that Gu Yiliang has the bloody bonus of being invincible and invincible at the wine table.

884.

Gu Yiliang took a glass to the left and a glass to the right, respecting the past and the present, making Lao Huang's heart burst with joy and blood, and he praised him again and again, and he was absolutely full of praise.

When Lao Huang drank so much, he looked at Gu Yiliang with admiration in his eyes, and even helped him prepare vegetables with his own hands.

Old Huang: "Come on, eat some chicken wings and fly into the sky!"

Gu Yiliang: "Please, try this goose palm, climb high and look far away!"

Old Huang: "It's wonderful, it's wonderful! Come, eat a duck neck and become a blockbuster!"

Gu Yiliang: "Please, try this fish, it turns into a dragon with golden scales!"

I:?Wasn't he still an old turtle just now?After calling out to Ama, did she really regard herself as Ziwei?

Lao Huang: "Come and sip the wine, the journey is full of flowers!"

Gu Yiliang: "Come and have a sip of wine, the world is in my hands!"

I:?Still bring the current compilation?

885.

I found that no matter whether Gu Yiliang wanted to hate Lao Huang or use wine to hate Lao Huang, as long as the two of them opened their mouths, there was no room for me to intervene.

The two beauties in costumes bowed left and right, holding the wine glass in one hand, and filling each other's bowls with vegetables in the other hand. Entire books of idioms poured out of their mouths, and I sat bleakly like a foot-washing maid. Aside, forgotten.

—not forgotten.

Gu Yiliang moved towards me while toasting, picking up vegetables, talking, without any delay, and finally sat upright next to me, stretched out her hand to wrap my shoulders tightly, and wiped my mouth for me, what for me? When I was feeding the food, Lao Huang not only didn't stop it, but also looked at us very happily, raised his hand, and respected Gu Yiliang for a few rounds.

I——I don’t have the strength to type the ellipsis anymore, and I have to accompany them to drink. My stomach is full of the food they brought in before, and now I have poured a few catties of wine. What is the story of stone and sand water? I finally today I understand.

886.

Lao Huang patted me on the shoulder with great satisfaction, smiling from ear to ear: "You! It's not like you've gained nothing in the showbiz!"

Me: "...Yes, it is my luck to meet him."

Old Huang: "That's right!"

Me: "...886!"

887.

Not long after, Gu Yiliang left the table and went to the bathroom, as if taking away all the excitement, the room fell silent for a moment.

I leaned on the back of the chair exhausted physically and mentally. Lao Huang rubbed his face, looked at me with a slight frown, and after a moment of silence, he spoke earnestly: "Oh, Yan Yan——"

Me: "Please tell me."

Old Huang was drunk, with guilt on his face: "It's because Dad didn't pay enough attention to you, and he didn't notice the change in your orientation. When did you, uh, start liking men?"

My heart warmed up, I quickly sat up straight, and explained: "No, no, it happened suddenly, and it happened only this month."

The guilt on Lao Huang's face disappeared in an instant, and he patted his chest: "Oh, then I can rest assured, just say, why am I not competent enough?"

I:"……"

888.

also good!Since he didn't mind my orientation at all, why not just strike while the iron is hot and get out of the closet on the spot!

I organized a coming out statement for a while, and put on a sincere expression: "That, Dad——"

Old Huang: "Hiss!——"

My Father?"

Old Huang: "Ah!——"

Me: "...No, Dad, listen to me..."

Old Huang: "Ah, it's really sweet—call it a few more times to hear it?"

I:"……"

I grabbed his tie: "Huang Qianlong, I'm telling you something serious!"

Old Huang: "Don't, don't, don't wrinkle the tie I finally got transferred, you say you have something to say!"

889.

I let go of Lao Huang, adjusted my mentality for a while, corrected my sitting posture, and said seriously: "Gu Yiliang is not a starlet I keep."

"He's not a starlet either, he's an actor, understand, actor."

"We are in love with each other. Although there is still a little misunderstanding that has not been resolved, we have basically established a relationship."

"That's why I wanted to make a good report to you. You see, after a meal, you are quite satisfied with him, aren't you?"

"Of course, if you don't agree—"

"It's useless! We are still doing well, we should be everywhere."

"It's not impulsive, I have seriously thought about it."

"Although, today's society is not very friendly to our group, and the relationship between many same-sex couples is also unstable and chaotic. We are all public figures and fans-but it doesn't matter."

"After all, falling in love is our own business. It's fine if we are stable and we don't mess up. The society doesn't agree that we don't talk about it? The public doesn't agree that we don't talk about it? The fans don't agree that we don't talk about it? It doesn't exist, I I like Gu Yiliang, it's none of their business."

"Of course, I also know that this road is difficult to walk. Who knows what will happen in the future, and being in love for a while may not necessarily lead to a lifetime of love—although we have not yet fallen in love with each other so deeply, but there will always be a day—— Even if we still have to break up in the end, it is enough to have it now, after all, it doesn't matter how long it lasts, as long as it was once owned."

"Maybe my thoughts are a little naive, but he will always indulge my naivety."

"He's really nice."

"Well, that's it. I want to be with him and hope to get your blessing."

890.

Although what I said was very different from the declaration I organized, but now I am full, drunk and faint, staring at my tie with a regretful expression, and stretching out my hand to caress the old yellow tie that is wrinkled on it. , it is already very good to be able to do this.

Old Huang: "Are you finished?"

Me: "Well."

Lao Huang: "Oh, I'm very happy that you are willing to tell me this. Life is short, and it's good to have fun in time. After all, as a father, I always want you to be happy, and I'm always afraid of you. unhappy--"

I picked up the pliers used to remove the crab: "Put down the tie."

Old Huang: "Okay, okay."

Old Huang: "Little Gu, he is a good boy."

Me: "Well."

Old Huang: "If it wasn't for his name Yongzheng, I really want to adopt him as my adopted son."

Me: "...um."

Old Huang: "Actually, even if you don't tell me, I can see the relationship between you two. How can you two juniors turn the world upside down in front of me? That is to say, if you have nothing to do, let's play with you and improve your skills." Add some fun to your feelings."

Me: "You didn't see it at all, you want to save face."

Old Huang turned his eyes and turned a deaf ear: "You are old too, you can decide your own life and experience it yourself. As for me, I don't care about you. It's not that I'm in a relationship, right? I don't have any consent, disagreement, blessings or blessings." , take care of yourself!"

I said seriously: "Well, thank you Dad!"

Old Huang: "Hiss!——"

I:"……"

891.

When Gu Yiliang opened the door, I grinned grinningly, and kept blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Again and again.

892.

Gu Yiliang closed the door.

Gu Yiliang opened the door.

893.

Lao Huang and I sat upright, sipped hangover tea calmly, and looked at him suspiciously: "Why have you been here for so long?"