I Ship My Adversary X Me

708.

Design: Gu Yiliang invites you to watch a movie with a little apprehension, embarrassment and anticipation.

Q: What would you do?

A: I don’t know about you guys, anyway, as long as he smiles at me, let alone just watching a movie, even asks me if I want to elope together, I immediately pack up my things and pull him up, and run to the end of the world of happiness, Run forward without looking back.

709.

Rubbing my hands like a fly, I buzzed around the lounge, picked up a huge black mask, put it on, found a high-necked coat, pulled out a wide scarf and wrapped it around—

Why are there no gas masks or facekinis in the lounge? !

When I was circling and hesitating whether I should just find a stockings and put it on my head, Gu Yiliang slapped me down with a funny slap, and put a peaked cap on my head: "I'm going to watch a movie, not to grab it." Bank, just put on a hat and mean it."

Me: "But..."

He: "If you dress like this, you will either be arrested by the police and sent to the police station when you go out, or sent to the police station by enthusiastic people."

I:"……"

He took off the scarf and coat on my body. I pondered for a moment, and my eyes caught the cosmetic bag that had survived Xiao Chen's hands.

710.

Gu Yiliang sat on the chair honestly, let me paint on his face, and asked curiously: "Do you know how to put on makeup?"

"You can still do the basics." I drew his eyebrows thicker and lowered a little, and changed his eye shape, "Conceal blemishes, cover dark circles, trim eyebrows, etc., when meeting people Looks more refreshed."

He: "I can't tell that you usually wear makeup."

Straight man speaks x1

He: "It feels no different from plain makeup."

Straight man speaks x2

He: "It looks good even if it doesn't change."

Straight man speaks x3

He: "You look good no matter what."

Me: "...that's all right, all right, if you don't know how to compliment others, just shut up—"

Before I finished speaking, he came up to me and kissed me, and smiled at me who was stupefied: "Okay, take it away."

711.

I took it.

How could I have forgotten that this is an attribute of seamless switching between right and wrong.

With mixed feelings, I clasped my left hand with my right hand and bowed to him.

He saluted with doubts on his face, and asked naturally: "What's the next step, worship the world?"

I:"……"

712.

Xiao Chen opened the door and came in. When he saw me, he was stunned: "Why are you blushing?"

My whole heart was picked off by Gu Yiliang to soak in honey wine, and he replied with a smile: "I feel refreshed."

As soon as Xiao Chen changed his skills, his voice was high-pitched: "So, you are from Brigadier Commander Xu?"

My heart sobered up for a second, and I said concisely: "Get lost."

713.

After dissolving Gu Yiliang, I took two steps back and looked at him, and I was very satisfied with the result—just the facial features, wearing a mask, and combing my hair to look like an adult, even if the imperial concubine came in person, he would not be able to recognize him.

Gu Yiliang took the cosmetic bag in my hand: "Then I will help you."

I wondered: "You will?"

He said to himself: "I saw you draw it just now, and it doesn't feel too difficult."

714.

I sat with my back to the mirror, looked at Gu Yiliang who was drawing my eyebrows with drooping eyes, and my heart was full of tenderness and sweetness. Although it was true that I was doing ugly makeup, but this kind of interactive daily makeup—— really It was so sweet and spicy.

Xiao Chen looked at us hesitantly.

Gu Yiliang was drawing and drawing, and sighed regretfully: "The phone is broken, otherwise I can post on Weibo."

It's uncomfortable not to post on Weibo, and I don't know if I want to do business or show my affection.

With such a steamed food from Purdue Cihang on the stall, the women's army probably begged for thousands of years in front of the Buddha in their previous lives.

I clicked tut and hee a few times in my heart, and then thought again, this kind of interaction is quite benign, and it is within the acceptable range!

I switched my phone to the Weibo login page and handed it to him: "Log in to your account."

He took the mobile phone, registered the number in a swish, and handed the mobile phone to Xiao Chen: "Please take a photo for us."

Xiao Chen took the phone hesitantly.

715.

It wasn't until I caught a glimpse of Gu Yiliang stopped typing and tapped the upper right corner of the phone that I suddenly realized——

The super star rice ball is still there! ! !

Although he regarded me as his fan before, it's too shameful to be reminded of the super star rice ball intuitively by himself, return your little treasure! ! !

When the phone vibrated and a notification banner popped up, I snatched the phone back.

Gu Yiliang was taken aback for a moment, followed my mobile phone screen with his eyes, then smiled lightly, rubbed my head: "Continue to draw."

It seemed to be fooled, I was relieved, and he painted on my face.

Xiao Chen looked at me hesitantly.

716.

Me: "Xiao Chen, what do you want to say quickly—"

Xiao Chen: "Don't be beautiful, turn around and look in the mirror, hurry up, hurry up, if you don't take a picture, it will be too late!!"

717.

I looked in the mirror.

Withdrawing from the tenderness and sweetness, I took off the two eyebrows that looked like seaweed, and made myself a little ugly. I put on my hat and mask, and went out with Gu Yiliang.

Gu Yiliang got into the car, reached out to poke me, and poked me again: "I'm sorry, the idea is good, but the strength has not kept up."

Wrongly believing in a straight man, wrongly paying for a straight man, I feel heavy: "Such an ugly look will be—"

Gu Yiliang kissed me directly, and finally touched the corner of my mouth with the soft tip of her tongue, then smiled: "Shut up, you look good no matter what."

I:"……!"

Not only can he draw inferences from one instance, but he can also open his eyes and talk nonsense to deceive ghosts. Wonderful, wonderful, he really deserves to be a man who can break my Wei Yanzi.

My throat sweetened, and I even forgot that he was the culprit who made me ugly, and leaned over to kiss his cheek. When I realized it again, he had already focused on driving.

I:"……"

718.

No matter what, I will be coaxed into a circle by him!

My throat felt sweet again, this time I was angry, and I was so angry that I didn't live up to my expectations.

Tonight, I must have a good time with him, and win the top position, to wash away the shame of being teased!

I looked at Gu Yiliang's side face focused on driving, and the villain in my heart clenched his fists and made up his mind.

He smirked as he went down.

——Sweet, so sweet.

719.

The car is speeding along the road, the atmosphere is good, and the cool breeze is enough to make people's hearts flutter.

Then...wouldn't it be great to add some BGM to the fun?

I took the initiative to open his TOP50 European and American romantic classic songs.

Gu Yiliang was driving the car, glanced at me who was swaying to the song, exhaled, and said with a smile: "I thought you didn't like these songs, but when I drove you last time, you seemed to have a hard time listening to them." look."

That's because the state of mind is different!I didn't bend it last time!

I opened my mouth to speak, but suddenly stopped speaking.

720.

Hey?

Wait, according to what he means, these songs are really played for me?

Has he planned this for a long time? !

My eyes widened: "Did you choose the song specially?"

He touched the tip of his nose: "...Well, I wanted to take you there that day, um, to eat."

I:"……?"

I:"……"

Oh, I remember.

The whole high-end restaurant was booked out and the violinist was taken advantage of.

721.

It doesn't matter whether he was doing it for business or really teasing me, anyway, I was teased, and he had to take responsibility.

Sweet romantic feelings rushed to my heart, I bent my eyes and smiled: "Well, it's very nice."

He hummed, rubbed my hair while waiting for the red light, and said seriously with a little nervousness: "The lyrics... are all what I want to say."

I:?No, just say it straight! ?

What a detour, how easy it is, so many love words directly compressed into a compressed file, love words.rar, and sent it to Wei Yanzi.

Even though I thought so, I couldn't help but go through the lyrics in my head, every sentence is provocative and critical, it really makes people want to fuck him and feel so sweet.

Thousands of words were stuck in my heart, and the figure seemed to be floating in the clouds. I stretched out my hand to cover his hand that was in gear.

Just as the red light turned green, he paused and stepped on the accelerator.

722.

There were bursts of music, and a wave of romantic feelings came like a tide.

I learned the trick of using lyrics to seduce people. I hummed "Close To You" while I swayed to Gu Yiliang's side, and asked with what I learned: "Then why do you think I swayed to you? Tip, follow Lyrics about—”

The shy and timid villain secretly answered: Because I want to be close to you~

He turned the steering wheel, pondered for a moment, and asked tentatively, "Because...the sound wave is too strong, if it doesn't shake, will it be hit to the ground?"

I:"……"

The shy and timid villain: "..."

A wave of romantic sentiment receded like a tide.

723.

Does he have any setting that 100% will not be teased? !

100% will be teased, I have received excessive damage? !

724.

I watched Gu Yiliang park the car outside a relatively remote Apple store with dead eyes and dead hearts.

He asked me to sit in the car and not move around, and went into the store by himself.

I looked at the back of his leaving, and sighed in my heart—why can my boyfriend have two personalities of incomprehensible amorous feelings and amorous feelings at the same time?

Is it the injustice in the world, or is he really stupid enough to flirt naturally? ?

Anyway, I have always wondered about his character design.

He went there for a long time, and I was bored of waiting. As soon as I pressed my phone, I saw the unread news of the two star rice balls.

I also knew he would @我, but I didn't see what he posted on Weibo, so I swiped in.

725.

@客依良Liam: Slightly you [breeze][breeze][big laugh][big laugh]@卫言瓶William

[The accompanying picture shows him bowing his head to give me a thrush in the lounge. The composition is perfect and the tone is harmonious. I am wearing two pieces of Boli seaweed. I know the taste of the sea.

I:……………………………………

726.

Master!King!Top players!

This wave of steady, skinny, skinny, and moderately provocative shouting from across the air——

I am a Buddha, I am a Buddha, he is pressing my head again to force me to be a wife? ! !

How long has my mobile phone been in his hand, and he has completed the tasks of "seeing my Weibo", "understanding my Weibo", "thinking of the corresponding memes", and "posting Weibo" Series smooth operation?

Is he a secret agent lurking in the Detachment of Women? ?

The same song used in the same frame, @, thrush, client, shouting from the air, and returning his wife!

Flowers once told me how you walked by? !

I can't do it anymore, Gu Yiliang didn't leave the window for me when I got out of the car, I held my heart in the car, my whole body was so sweet that I couldn't breathe.

Insulin is no longer working and I need a ventilator.

727.

Gu Yiliang slid the mobile phone in his hand and walked over from a distance, opened the door and got in the car.

He turned to me and asked, "Wait—what's wrong with you?"

It's just that my candy-eating posture was too strange, and I didn't have time to stop the gesture, so I had to cover my heart and point to the car window frantically.

He quickly rolled down the window.

I took a few breaths, pretended to recover, and complained with a teary face, "You want to suffocate me!"

He gave me a few artificial respirations, smiled and pulled my face: "If you want to kiss, just say so."

I was almost breathless by his kiss, and I was deeply shocked by his ability to distort and seduce more than my sugar posture.

728.

Worthy of being a top player!

I lost again!

No, in front of him, I seem to have no chance of winning at all? !

729.

The car restarted, and I had mixed emotions in my eyes and in my heart.

I poked him, poked him again, and confirmed: "Have you sold rot to others before?"

He: "Ah? No?"

I:?Then why are you so proficient? ! !

Me: "...Oh. By the way, you also listen to Chen Qizhen?"

He: "Listen, what's the matter?"

Before I could answer, he turned his head and glanced at me, and said with a smile, "Did you see my Weibo?"

Before I could answer, he said again: "That song is too small, I'm afraid you haven't heard it before."

I:?

I:……?

730.

How dare he not see my Weibo? !